...SOON TO BE A MILLIONARE!
2:03AM on February 13, 2008

A couple years ago I used to sift through my email and delete the spam. Now it seems I'm sifting through spam to read my e-mail. I can only assume that the rise in spam mail is due to the fact that spam actually works! People must purchase the products that companies spam about and the money is then spent on more spam. But I can't imagine somebody so gullible that spam email genuinely tricks them!
"Oh. My...God. The Vice President of Ghana!?!? E-mailing ME!?!? Holy shit, he says it's a secret, I'd better stop yelling. My word, I can receive 51 million american dollars if I just loan him the initial 200,000? This is the break I've been waiting for. Things have been super sad around here since Christmas - Yeah, no need to work anymore!"
....God, here's another...
"A Rolex for 19.99? Don't mind if I do! This would go really well with that suit I just bought for only one pound". Gosh, what am I going to spend my 51 million american dollars on, if these bargain emails keep arriving in my mailbox? I know, I'll spend the cash buying more gay porno movies!! I must contact the bank and see if they'll loan me $200,000 to send to my friend in Ghana!...but first here's a couple of horny horny pics for you"







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