GAY or G0Y??
10:34AM on July 09, 2008

I grew up living in a small rural community...I thought I was a rare breed until I ran across some young guy on a dating website who described himself as a "g0y". I went about attempting to help him correct his typographical error when he corrected my perceptual error.

What are you when you're too straight for the gay circles and still fancy guys – but not into arse fucking? Up until meeting my first "g0y", I just thought I must be doing a poor job of letting my personal tastes get in the way of being a "good queer".

Funny thing is, everyone assumed I was straight – some still do and it doesn't bother me. The best g0ys always seem so straight you assume they sweat testosterone with their sex appeal mixed into it. Of course, I knew this instinctively long before I knew what the differences between "gay" & "g0y" were. The best part of knowing the difference is being able to classify men so I can weed out the "arse-fuck" clique and hook up with a decent bloke that I can have as a good friend no matter where the sex might go.

Don't get me wrong … I'm not looking for any "one-nighters", which is why I mainly stick to g0ys. However, when you haven't liberated your nuts in a week or so, it's a good feeling to hook up with a guy who you can becum your soulmate through your dick - Knowing the guy is going to respect you the next day and simply make friends without any of the head games of "who belongs to who" that insecure pansies play.
What I'm looking for is what I think most people seek: A soulmate. It doesn't mean I can't make some good friends in the meantime -- most would agree that slow rubbing on a bloke until he gasps/groans and shoots man-sauce all over his tum is probably a pretty friendly way to say "G'day"!

Anymore "g0ys" out there? If so, please get in touch.