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Speedway Sex
3:53PM on June 05, 2011

I can't believe it's been nearly a year since I posted something here!  So, here's what's recently happened.

Yesterday, my friend came over and said "let's do something adventurous!"

"Adventurous," I responded, "like what?"

"I dunno, let's go drive around 'til we find it.  Oh, and bring some 'cover'."

"Cover?"

"You know," with raising eyebrows, "COVER", she snickered.

I grabbed a few Trojans and we set off to find some "adventure" stopping at a gas station first where she exclaimed to "do it" there.  But it was too light outside and there were too many people and we didn't want to get busted.  So we drove on and came upon a park.  Again, it was too light and there was a park curfew at 9 p.m. and that was not a place to be busted by the law.  Especially, in a small suburban Texas town. So, we moved on and I suggested we head out to the speedway.  The Texas Motor Speedway.

We got out to the speedway, a place where NASCAR and Indy car racing events and much more have taken place for over a decade now.  The place is prepping for both a NASCAR and Indy event next weekend but is mostly empty except for a few people that visit the high-end restaurant, the light security and maintenance people and the 3 people that actually live in the condos there. We drove around the facilities 3 times until it got absolutely dark.  Then we found a spot in an open lot 20 or so yards away from the road.

I grew quite concerned after we stopped because traffic began to oddly increase before we even began to get undressed. When the traffic subsided we hopped into the backseat and undressed each other, bottoms only.  We pushed the front seats as far forward as we could and slipped on the condom.

I sat back on the seat as she straddled me, grabbed my cock and inserted it into her tight pussy and slid down on it reverse-cowgirl.  We giggled a bit because she'd never fucked in that position before and it was difficult in the small backseat of a compact car.  After 2 minutes it was obvious reverse-cowgirl wasn't going to work and switched around to good-ol'e missionary.

For the next 20 minutes we fucked to the point that we were both dripping with sweat in the 91° heat and pausing only to duck our heads down as traffic rolled by.  Each time we giggled wondering if it was track security, Fort Worth police or just some random vehicle passing by.

Finally, she blurted out "I'm about to cum!  Are you?"

"No" I said and she giggled.

I kept fucking her deeper and deeper (per her request) and harder until she made that all too familiar gasp!

"Did you cum" I asked.

"Yeah.  Are you ready to cum yet?"

Again, I said "no" and we both giggled as we ducked our heads down again when another car passed by.

3 minutes later I pulled out and came all over her stomach.

We knew we had to leave in a hurry.  I quickly cleaned myself off as she struggled to find her panties in the backseat.  Her black panties in my black interior car, with the lights out.  At some point she proclaimed that she might have to get out of the car bare assed in order to find them.  Why not?  I was already standing outside with a rock-hard dick sticking out of my pants.

After finding her underwear without her having to get out of the car, we were dressed and on our way back home.

Happy Fucking 4th of July!
6:35PM on July 04, 2010

 I say that not just because today is the 234th birthday of the United States (Happy Birthday America) but because I organized and invited friends over for dinner last night... I grilled enough food for 8 people...  Only 1 person showed up.

She asked where everyone else was and I told her some called and backed-out while most just didn't show.

"Eff 'em" she said.

We ate dinner, sipped on some Bacardi, and 3 hours later... Fucked!

Yes, fireworks were going off last night (because there's this big church across the highway that does fireworks displays every 4th of July... lol)!

~Wankme

Whole Wheat Bread -
6:23PM on June 20, 2009

I recently came across a band that goes by the name Whole Wheat Bread.  The band's name says it all (as opposed to being "White Bread".  A term that is unaffectionately given to those that only appeal to "white" audiences).  They're a 3-man band out of Florida that thrash a Reggae-punk style.  They put on a show at a small local pub and one of the first songs they performed was Girlfriend Like This.  The lyrics made me laugh out loud and then chime in with them as they extended the song to let the crowd join in.  

Girlfriend Like This - Whole Wheat Bread

I don't care if it burns when I piss
I ain't never had no girlfriend like this
I don't care what nobody say
If you don't like her you're probably gay
I don't care if it burns when I piss
I ain't never had no girlfriend like this
I don't care what nobody say
If you don't like her you're probably gay

All the things I often sing of now will turn to dust
I have reached my time to speak
About this girl I trust
No one else takes time to help me
Through what's in my head
Wear's my necklace, serves me breakfast
While I'm still in bed

I don't care if it burns when I piss
I ain't never had no girlfriend like this
I don't care what nobody say
If you don't like her you're probably gay
I don't care if it burns when I piss
I ain't never had no girlfriend like this
I don't care what nobody say
If you don't like her you're probably gay

Gyal you look so fine
Can I be your lover
Let me grind it from behind
Mash up the same thing and say
Gyal you must be mine
I ain't go no other
I ain't tryin' to waste yo time
Check what me sing I say

All the things I often sing of now will turn to dust
I have reached my time to speak
About this girl I trust

I don't care if it burns when I piss
I ain't never had no girlfriend like this
I don't care what nobody say
If you don't like her you're probably gay
I don't care if it burns when I piss
I ain't never had no girlfriend like this
I don't care what nobody say
If you don't like her you're probably gay

I don't care if it burns when I piss
I don't care if the world don't like this
I don't care if the cars is paid
I don't care if it's all in vain
I don't care if it burns when I piss
I don't care if it turns out like this
I don't care what yo mommy say
I don't care about your ride's array

Go and check out Whole Wheat Bread!

First Porno Ever Owned
9:51PM on May 28, 2009

 I remember when I first moved out of the house back in 1989 to attend college.  I had moved into a really crappy efficiency apartment, in a really not-so-safe neighborhood.  One of my neighbors was moving out, this skinnier than me, snaggle-toothed black dude, with a really fucked up, burned out, smelly Jericurl and his wife.  Well, they gave me a lounge chair and a bag of stuff that they didn't need.  Apparently, one of the items they didn't need was HIS favorite porno tape (and he made sure to point out to me that it was in there).

So, I take the tape with its labels stripped off, an apparent ploy to hide the tape from the wife and kids, and stick it into the VCR.  The movie as Ball Busters starring Ginger Lynn, Nina Hartley, Jacqueline Lorians, John Leslie, Dan T. Mann, Jamie Gillis, Joanna Storm, Kelly Nichols, Gina Carrera.

This movie was an introduction of Ginger and Nina to me.  Two stars that, to this very day, I have a mad crush on!  I recently discovered that it's been digitally remastered!

They don't make porn like this anymore kids!

Movie Review of Star Trek: Fanboys & Fangirls Rejoice!
8:39AM on May 24, 2009

Holy shit!  Forget everything you ever thought about Star Trek of long ago!  Star Trek is the 11th movie of the title and is directed by J.J. Abrams (creator of Alias, Lost & Fringe) and written by the writing team of  Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (Transformers & Fringe).  They have managed to revive a Hollywood movie franchise that was thought dead!

There isn't too much I can say about the movie without spoiling it for you.  Although this movie is about the beginnings of our favorite Trek heroes Captain Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura and others everything you know about them is different.  In saying that I will give this one minor yet most important "spoiler" for those of you who haven't seen it yet...

Star Trek IS a sequel (of sorts)!

Yes, although this movie takes us back to the beginnings of Kirk and Spock, this movie is an OFFICIAL movie sequel!  See the movie and everything is clearly explained.

Star Trek is nonstop action from beginning to end and if you aren't a fan of Trek, you will be after this!

I give this movie a rating of " The Serious Jump Up, Around The World High/Low-Five With A Finger Flicker"!

UPDATE: Mutha Fuckas!
3:28PM on March 21, 2009

I posted a blog about my home being broken into a few weeks ago and how my dog chased them off.  Well, the local police department may have snagged the terds!

A father and son robbery team was caught breaking into a home earlier this week.  The description of the two suspects matches the one given by my across the street neighbor!  The police searched their home and discovered that they were responsible for several home break-ins across town.  Police found several stolen small appliances and credit cards inside the home.

They have been charged with several counts of burglary!...  See ya chumps!

Movie Review of WATCHMEN: Tale of the Big Blue Penis
10:06PM on March 09, 2009

This past Saturday I went to see the movie Watchmen and I must say that it was excellent!  Having read the original graphic novel waaaaay back in the mid 1980s and having read it again one week before the movie premiere, the movie is very true to the original source.  The author of the story, I believe, can now have a little faith (just a little) in Hollywood now.

NOW getting to the title of this blog.  This movie is not your typical comic book, superhero movie. There is kickass fight scenes, graphic violence, sex, and nudity.  Yes, nudity.  If you've watched the commercials and have seen the blue glowing bald man, he is completely naked throughout 95% of the movie, frontal and all!  Just about every time you see this character, Dr. Manhatten, on-screen there's his big blue dick in your face.  Even more in your face is his big blue ass (insert blue moon jokes here) and on an IMAX Theatre screen, that's big!  LOL!

What's funny is that in the original graphic novel there are probably only 3 panels, tops, that show any frontal of the character.  It's only unsettling the first 3 scenes because, having read the book, it's not illustrated that much.  But if you pay strict attention to the character it makes sense as to why he does not wear clothes anymore.

I know some of you ladies that may be reading are thinking "hmmm... Lemme go check out this guy's big blue package."  Well, the Dr. Manhatten character is totally computer generated and the actor portraying him in real life is nowhere near as "buff" at the CGI image on-screen. 

For the guys out there reading this, the female heroine is HAWWWT!  Yes, you see her naked and getting it on with the character Nite Owl.

I recommend seeing the movie.

I recommend reading the book.

Later this month a DVD is being released that will have stuff that they didn't have time to put in the theater version!  My geekness is out!  LOL!

~ Wankme

Mutha Fuckas!
12:08AM on February 25, 2009

Today some punk-assed mutha fuckas kicked in my front door in an attempt to steal my belongings while I was away at work! If it weren't for my dog being in the house, they might have gotten away with the act and I wouldn't be typing this message. Besides communicating with everyone here, my computer is pretty much how I make my living.

I know times are tough right now but... Damn! I hate to do it and I've been resisting it for years but I'm getting a gun and soon. I'll also be getting myself certified to carry a concealed firearm. For this is one aspect of Texas I love! Stealing from me (or anyone) is threatening ones life by my standards and I'd have no problem with protecting myself if put in the situation again.

Tonight, my dog received the best award she could possibly want! I fixed her up a nice cheese burger! She done a good job... "Good girlie-girl!" lol

Now A Common Occurance
10:24AM on February 07, 2009

I've blogged about going to the gentlemens clubs, asking for lap dances and receiving handjobs in the clubs instead.  This would usually happen to me with only two different dancers at one particular club.  I would go to the club on the days that these particular women were dancing on.  On the occurances that they weren't there I would get lap dances from others and I'd receive what the average person would expect... A lap dance.

Two weeks ago I visited one of my favorite topless bars to watch the final two NFL playoff games. During halftime of the second game I decided to start indulging the "scenery" and enjoy a few lap dances.  I had five dances from three different dancers, dancers I'd never seen at the club before.  Two out of the three, once the music started, immediately reached into my pants and started stroking my cock!  The one that didn't tug on my cock did give a good lap dance by grinding her ass in my crotch (really hard I might add) but was very "stand-offish" and "mechanical" about it.  That's when halftime ended and the game was back on.  When the game was over I had decided that I would go home BUT on the way to the door I ran into a dancer that I hadn't seen in well over two years.  She insisted that I hang around and talk to her after she completed her round of dance stages.

When she finally came over to me we sat down and we talked for a good forty-five minutes before she asked me if I wanted a lap dance.  She waited for a good song and then started dancing. Halfway into the song she reached into my pants.  This came as a shock to me because over the years of know her, getting lap dances from her, she'd never done that before!

"That's new" I said.

"Well, I've always wanted to see it... See if it's as big as it feels... Hee-hee!"

For the next eleven songs she continued to stroke my cock in the dimmly lit club.

So, it's become a common occurance for me to walk into a topless bar, ask for a lap dance and receive a handjob... Without asking or implying for it.

Now I'm waiting for my first in club blowjob!  LOL

Rough Month
3:51AM on November 10, 2008

This past month has been quite an adventure.  Two weeks before my birthday, after more than 10 years of working with my employer I was fired.  Not laid off... FIRED.  I fell off into a deep funk, got heavily drunk and heavily sick for 3 days after that.  It was bad.

To make bad matters worse, things started falling apart around my house that needed to be fixed and with today's economic upheaval, money was tight and all of the bills were needing to be paid.  I wound up living without electricity for 2 days and without internet access for 4 days right after the "dismissal".

Now for the bright side to this story.

The day I fill out my unemployment insurance work, I get a call from a business that I had had an interview with 5 years ago but could not accept due to a family emergency.  I interviewed again and 5 days later I'm working again!  Ironically, the day I started working was the day I received my unemployment insurance application.

So, my firing was a blessing in disguise.  The new job has too many benefits to list, superior insurance and a guaranteed raise of, at least, 3% every year.  Unlike my previous job, where my last raise came at the cost of them asking me to come back to work for them last year, some four years after I left them.  There are people at that place that have not had any kind of raise for more than 4 years.

Anyway, things are looking up.  I have major debts to take care of and I'm focused on them.  To help with that I've started working on a RUDE Plug that I think will be different than anything that's been seen so far.  I'm hoping to have it done by late January.  Yeah, that long... That's how intense the work for this is.  LOL!

Okay, it's late and I have to get in a little sleep before going off to the new job in 4 hours.

~Wank

An Asshole!
12:50AM on September 08, 2008

"I'm that guy that drives in the super-fast lane at thirty-five miles per hour..." –Dennis Leary's I'm An Asshole

Around the end of June, early July of this year I decided to totally give up on some longtime friends.  Longtime meaning I've known them for nearly twenty years.  The reasons may seem somewhat petty but as always small things tend to pile up and cause clutter.

It all started when one friend decided that it was unimportant to answer my phone calls or even return messages left on their voicemail.  Now, before anyone starts thinking that I was calling every day and/or every hour, I would call once or twice every two to three weeks.  Most times the calls were to just say "hello" and to just keep in touch but some calls were me trying to share tickets to some type of event or to just inform them of something concerning other friends or of events about to happen.  What made it worse is finding out that later on the some of the days of calling they had talked to other acquaintances.  This went on for months.

To make a long story short, I told this person off and voiced all other grievances I had about them to them.  I also stated that I was done with them.

So, I ran into them this past Friday night... Sort of.  They came into the bar I was at.  I watched them walk in and greet some of the other people there that we know and I went on about my business and kept my distance as much as possible.  In fact the only time I looked at them was when they walked in.

Someone else there, aware of the situation, asked me why I didn't say "hello" or even acknowledge that they were there...

What was I supposed to say?  "Hello, now move along."

I had nothing to say to that person.  I was told that the person was "trying to make an effort to speak to me".  I know that it's just friends trying to get friends to make up but as I told them "I'm not ready to 'make up'".  The past few months have been quite fine without the drama of that person.

I'm pretty sure that now I'm deemed an asshole...  So be it.

Nine Inch Nails
10:39PM on August 19, 2008

Last night Nine Inch Nails rolled into town to put on a show.  Once I arrived at the show I was reminded about something...

I LOVE GOTH CHICKS!

OH-EM-GEE!  The way too dark hair, ponytails and fetish wear...  Hawt! 

I've been away from the scene for quite a long time!  Back in the day (early to mid 1990s), I was never into the goth look for myself but I always had a thing for the scene and hung out with friends that were seriously into the scene from time to time.  I was always the black dude, with the "Kidd-n-Play", high top fade, in the brightly colored, hip-hop clothing standing to the group of white dudes in black leather jackets, skin tight black jeans and mohawk haircuts talking about the latest issue of Uncanny X-Men (lol).

I like the music.  The people were cool.  The chicks... ALWAYS HOT!

Okay, I'm just rambling in a drunken stupor right now... The Crown & Coke (liquid courage) is doing it's thing.  Better go befor eye strt 2 looz mie tipn skllz.......

No More Discover Card?
7:41PM on July 12, 2008

HOLY$#!+!

I was in a terrible mood to play around here on RUDE and clicked to purchase chips only to discover that RUDE does not accept the Discover Card anymore.

I am saddened by this.

I guess it'll be quite some time before I get to play on the private cams again.

Jaegerbombs vs. Crown & Coke
10:03AM on June 14, 2008

What do you get when you have two people, one drinking Crown & Coke and the other downing Jaegerbombs?

Two fucked up individuals that practically have no business getting fucked up the way they did!  Liquid courage can make you spill all types of beans to one another.... Good and/or bad beans.  In this case I don't know which kind of beans were spilled but it almost led to us two getting "nekkid" and getting dirty! 

Yowza!

It's Saturday morning and I'm still feeling the effects of the Crown & Coke.  I'm sure she's still feeling the Jaegerbombs and wine...

Good times.

What You Need To Know About WankmeSpankme
8:56PM on June 01, 2008

Well, I decided my first blog should be about what I like, dislike and what it is I'm looking for here on RUDE. 

Let's start with my profile name "WankmeSpankme".  I like handjobs.  It's my one true sexual fetish!  The first one I ever had was at a gentlemens club when I paid for a table dance.  What I got was a handjob through five songs, completed with a "happy ending"!  So, wank which comes from English (England for those that may have trouble specifying) slang meaning masturbate.  Since the website Wank My Wood is one of my favorite websites on the subject of mutual masturbation was also an inspiration for the name.

I am not here to find any kind of "deep" relationship with anyone.  I am here to have fun!  Although, I am not opposed to having "serious" relationship should any friendships I develop here should happen to move in that direction.

I am pretty selective when it comes to what I like in a woman physically and most of all mentally.  Sometimes the mental aspect of a woman is far more interesting than the physical.  I like an even amount of both.

I like women on top.

I like two women on top.  LOFL!

I'm not really into doing anal but if that's what she wants...

Looking for a FFM experience... Again!

I love to cam-2-cam here!  I've done the cam-2-cam on some other sites and this one seems to be the best so far!

The one thing I'd like to get out there right away for everyone to know is that I am a straight male.  I'm not bi sexual or curious about it.  So, please all of you guys that are and "admire" my cock pics thanks but I'm not interested in the knowledge that you'd like to suck it or have me stick it in your ass.  I'll just accept a cordial "nice cock" or "awesome cock" or any comment that doesn't mention me sticking it into any male orifice.  Those type of comments just bring me down...  We wouldn't want any pics of me on here "down".

I'm not interested in TS/TVs as well.

Okay, my mind is starting to wander and I'm afraid I may just start rambling about crap that has nothing to do with this particular blog.

Later!