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Freakensteins on Vacation!
12:39PM on November 05, 2010

It's Friday FreakenFuckers!

And not only is it the weekend but Mrs. Freakenstein is on VACATION! YAY! I suppose that really doesn't mean much for us though. Our lifestyle is full of people and you all have no idea what we have to go through just to make a movie in our own home! LOL....

We have been discussing just getting a hotel room away from family, friends, Neighbors (check out "Miss New Booty" in our rude flix if you haven't already), and just random people who drop by. Oh, Well....Such is life! So anyway, we plan to just get away for awhile and chill. We wanted to upload some footage we shot for our own personal but are having trouble re digitizing it from the DVD (The original footage was destroyed). Don't worry we'll figure it out. But that footage will go onto our Strawberry Freak page.

We have a new account called "Strawberry Freak". That is where we will be posting the weird footage that we can't really put on "The Freakenstein" page. That footage will be a little more raw. We are even going to post a few BLOOPERS on there as well! Should be fun! check it out!

www.rude.com/strawberryfreak


Here's to weekend and getting to tie Mr. Freakenstein up and getting more Bootie Worship too !

Oh, also we plan to get better squirt angles for you who've requested it! Now you'll get to see Mr. Freakenstein actually drink Mrs. Freakenstein's love juice closer than ever! Can't wait! Love to the Rude World!!!!


The Freakensteins

It's that time again.....
9:26AM on October 26, 2010

 Hello, Rude Fam!

It's the Freakensteins stopping in to  say that we missed you! Not sure exactly what that means for us, though. Believe it or not since we decided to leave (that was hard as  hell to do too), we really have only made 2 videos on our own for our personal use. Without you all to share it with, it just wasn't the same. 

So we are going to begin reposting. Just to get back into the swing of things and see who has CUM and gone so to speak. Sex is such a wonderful gift and fucking is even better! There's also a lot to be said of making love but, hey, this is Rude.com and we just aren't sure that's what the majority here wants! LOL! Don't get us wrong that's not a bad thing. We have just always wanted to have fun so lets try it again.

We are fans to so many of you all and there were so many areas we wanted to explore here. We envy you guys who can do live shows and voyeur cams. Unfortunately, due to our kids and social status ( we get lots of visitors) all day and night...shit), we cant participate and venture into that fun, freaky, and financial opportunity. Well as we start this, let us know if you have any requests!

Oh, and Mr. Freakenstein is a chicken shit! When Mrs. Freakenstein wanted to squirt in his mouth from a 69 position he punked out! Can you believe that?!?!?! He was afraid of getting too much squirt juice up his nose...What a wimp! Can you imagine? Who would let a little thing like DROWNING get in the way of drinking a big bucket of Mrs. Freakenstein's cum? Wow....Someone needs to talk to him. We may try it again if Mr's F asks nicely and we get him some nose plugs or something! LOL! Later people!

Oh.....WE'RE BACK! YAY!

The Return.....
11:55AM on February 22, 2010

Hi, Rude fam!


Gotta keep this one brief! But we'll be blogging again soon! We just wanted you all to know that it looks like we are back for awhile again! We will stay as long as we possibly can! As we continue to write we'll explain more as to why leaving, while not completely wanted, was necessary. We missed you all SOOOOOOOO much. I mean think about it we've been fucking all this time with no one to watch and enjoy with us! Please holla and get us back in the loop! Have we missed anything interesting? Are there new features that we should know about?

Please stop in and holla at us....We will begin by posting our previous flicks and starting in EARLY MARCH we will begin posting. Now for the record let us review: The Freakensteins are a married couple who are deeply committed and in love. We just like shagging on camera and trying new things out on each other. There's Mrs. Freakenstein, a lovely wife with a gigantic, round ass, who likes to squirt whenever she can all over her husbands face and body. Then there is Mr. Freakenstein, who's just lucky to have her! (Can you tell who's typing this blog, yall? LOL) We're reintroducing ourselves because we will behaving some clips added featuring our new friend, STRAWBERRY FREAKENSTINE, a lovely young lady who just wants to be down with us by fucking her friends and letting us film and watch. So for now, Strawberry is an OFFICIAL Freakenstein. Are you excited yet? We are!

We had a lot of clips before yall so we are going to get them posted ASAP so you can start enjoying! So are you ready? The Freakensteins are back at rude and can't wait to holla at some of our old friends!

Love,

The Freakensteins

Where did the time go?
7:20PM on February 04, 2009

Salutations, all my masturbatory mates and Freaken fellows!

Yes, it's Mr. Freakenstein, again. Alright, I know I promised Mrs. Freakenstein would write on Monday but I guess that shows you how afraid she is of my putting my foot down, right? LOL!

No, seriously, in her defense, she has started a new business and has been very very busy. We have not even been boning for several days....It was almost like a week or more with none of her lovely juices in me or on me!

"Well, Mr. F, why aren't you mad?", you might be asking.

The answer is:
1.) I actually love this fine ass black woman with the biggest roundest ass a man could ask for. To quote Eddie Murphy, she satisfies my intellect and my loins. And

2.) We made up for it this morning on our very first live show! OMG! It was amazing!

Thanks to all the patient people who waited for us to get our technical issues together. They certainly let us know that it was worth the wait! We actually got to do some of the things that I wrote about in my last post live! That was awsome! Once again, Mrs. F stood over me and played with herself (that absolutely does it for me) with her ass inches in my face . And this time she was turned facing the live cam. As she played with herself the juices started flowing down both of her legs! She had NEVER done that before. It was incredible! Needless to say, we made up for lost time. Perhaps I can get her to type later but if not, hope you don't mind listening to my writing voice for a little while longer, everyone.

Peace and Perv!

Your Freaks and Friends,

The Freakensteins

The awakening of Mr. and Mrs. F
3:25AM on January 31, 2009


Hey fuckologists!

The Freakensteins here. Actually, once again, it's Mr. Freakenstein representin' the Freakenstein family. How is that for hip-hop dialogue? LOL. Seriously, I promise, Monday my wife MUST type a blog here. She is lazy when it comes to this type of stuff... Don't get me wrong she will work when it comes to the product.

"Honey, let me film you right now."

"Ok!"

"Hey, Mrs. F, wanna take some photos with the vibrator?"

"Sure!"

Or:

"Hey, baby, feel like pissing all over me on video?"

"Hell, yeah!"

Which is cool but if I say, "Hey you need to write something in the blog, boo."

She's like, "Oh, honey, I don't know what to say today. Write something and tell everyone I said hey".

You get the picture. But don't worry. Mr. F. is putting his foot down. Mrs. Freakenstein is very intelligent. She's an educated intellectual. So she can write y'all. If you knew us you might be surprised at a few things. Let's just say that the Freakensteins shatter quite a few stereotypes in their real life and we "aims" to do so in our porn life. I think that's one of the reason for some of the pee vids. You don't see many black people gettin down like that. We have had comments and emails stating this. But I am hoping we will be around long enough to do some other things too. Once again, open for suggestions.

OMG! I WISH I had been recording us this morning! We were fucking like mad this morning. Mrs. F started it. We saw a few squirt vids and watched this documentary style video on the G-spot. So, well, long story short Mrs. Freakenstein had her first G-spot orgasm today! Squirted a little bit. She didn't really squirt per say but a load of clear juices just poured out...It was amazing and beautiful. But a squirt vid is coming. I can feel it. Well actually she can feel it. LOL!

If you've seen our vids, then you know mutual masturbation is big part of our lovemaking. I think we just get off on watching the other please themself. Anyway, we were into one of those sessions and I asked her to stand over me and masturbate inches from my face. She obliged and right as she was cumming, "SPLASH!" She showered me for like a minute and a half at least! Literally from head to toe. I don't know if it was pee or what but she went up and down my body! Stayed on my dick for several seconds, then went up my chest, and, for the first time, my face, wetting me completely! She has NEVER done that before and we were both astounded. Like I said I wish I had recorded it so I could've shared it with you all but I guess that will remain something very special that will just belong to the two of us.

She cleaned up first while I lay there in the afterglow and then I went into the shower. And she could here me laughing to myself inside the shower.

She opened the shower door and asked, "What are you lauging at?"

"Nothing, really", I said still grinning.

"Are laughing at the fact that we've waited for our 40's to become total freaks?"

We both laughed out loud. We've always had great sex and respect for each other but these last few months preparing and working on RUDE have been something different. We have introduced so much into our bedroom and documented nearly all of it for you all. I don't know if its a phase or what but I do know that "The FREAKENSTEINS" are deeply in love and lust with each other. So it's all good. Can't wait to see what's next for us.