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The Freakenstein List 12/8/2010
3:19PM on December 08, 2010

 Hi, you fabulous frenetic fans of Freakiness!

We had a wonderful weekend! We made lots of video together and watched it the next day. Very hot! We haven't done that in a while. Going to our old college friend's house this weekend for their annual Christmas party! Really looking forward to that! Everyone will get wasted and tell dirty stories and try to shock each other. Boy, if our friends only knew how we spent our days and nights we could shock the house! LOL....

Here is our list of HOT and interesting clips of the week! Like we said last week, this is just clips we caught this week only! It doesn't reflect who's our overall fav. So don't be mad if you're not on the list and we know you! This is just for fun and to ENTERTAIN all of you Rude PRODUCERS who work so hard as well as the fans who support us all! ENJOY!

THE FREAKENSTEIN LIST OF THE WEEK:

Best Femdom Posted by QueenSheba68

Hottest Tease Clip Posted by Levityheaven

Best Exhibition Posted by tastethisrecipe2

Most Erotic Lesbian Posted by empress-d-c

Harshest Anal Pounding Posted by ASSBODY84

Best Cumshot Posted by wmassbruce

Wettest Pussy Posted by BbwBlue74

Most Hilarious YET! Posted by MsNikitaBlue

Strangest but interesting Posted by artyishjohn

Okay, so that is all we saw this week that really made us either, laugh out loud, touch ourselves and/or eachother, or made us sit up from our computers and say, "WTF?????" Hope you enjoyed! Rude.com has so many interesting Freaks on it that we find it really enjoyable to just peek around for different stuff! Feel free to post clips that you like including your own! Keep on fucking!


The Freakensteins
(Rude's very own happily married perverts)

The Freakenstein List of the Week (so far)!
8:35PM on November 30, 2010

 Hi, all you Fetish and Fabulous fuckers of Friends and lovers!

What the hell did all that mean? WE don't know. We're just happy to be communicating with you here! Thanksgiving was awesome but we didn't really get to have sex or film anything. Oh, well....We've acquired a new computer so now we can begin doing live shows again and maybe even private shows. YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Okay enough of all that!

We just wanted to share some clips that caught our eye over the last few days.

Here are the FREAKENSTEIN nominees for:

Best Comical Clip Posted by bigwallie5279

Most Incredible Posted by Voyeur07

Most Weird Posted by lovesmummysmilk

Most unique  Posted by Voyeur07

Best Cumshot posted by asslikeawoman

Pet Trick of the WEEK Posted by BigDick389


Well, those are just a few for fun! This list is not meant to be taken seriously. It's just stuff we saw this week and thought we'd share! There are plenty of you out there that we love so this list can't reflect all of our diverse taste! Please go ahead and share some clips that you think we'd like to see! Yes especially your own!

Keep Fucking, Yall!


The Freakensteins

Hey, It's Just Porn...Take it easy!
2:46PM on November 03, 2010

Hey Freakensteiners!

Hey look, I know, I know. We tend to talk too much. Yeah we know our videos get a little long winded sometimes before we hit you with the "GOOD STUFF".  But hey, it's just porn! Chill out! Someone complained about the text in our clips today and it sort of hit a nerve. Yes, we could just show a 35 second clip of us fucking or whatever and then say "see the rest at our rude flix", blah, blah, blah....But we'd like to think that some people who want to perv would still like some variety and originality. We think our little "Movie Trailers" are fun! We think it shows some thought and care went into the product. I mean, heaven forbid, you have to read a short sentence or two!

Anyway, peeps you be the judge. Take a look at our collective work and you tell us. Afterall, we want to give the public what it wants. Do WE put too much text in our advertisements? I mean we don't put voiceovers in so we add the text for entertaiment and humor. We'll have to go back and see if the person who criticized us every purchased anything before. Hmmm....

Well, that's all for now. Check out today's uploads! Later whores!


Love, 

The Freakensteins

Transitions (Ch-ch-Changes!)
1:33AM on February 13, 2009

Well, well, well, all you dick tuggers and cootchie lickers,


How the hell are ya? Oh, boy. The Freakensteins have had to do some soul searching. Hence, the lapse in time since our last post.  We are going through a transitional phase. I think the biggest thing for us in the last week or so was trying to figure out who we were here on Rude. As some of our friends and fans know we did our first show last Wednesday. It went amazingly well and featured for our debut some marathon fucking and all the usual freaky tricks. A blast was had by all.

We definitely are in this for fun first but biz is biz too. That's why we thought we should do live shows, you know, to increase the earning potential here. That being said, while we loved the interaction with people, it just didn't seem...I don't know. We just weren't sure. Maybe it was us and we need to do it some more.  But something didn't feel right. We'll try it some more and see. But the more we sit here thinking about it, the more we believe it's simply that we can't get to the place that we get to when we are making our films. I think we find it more fun to position the camera and figuring out what to shoot and what to feature. I think we miss the creativeness that comes  with editing and recording.

Also I think we are both selfish as well as embarrassed a little. We both love getting into each other and we wanted to share that in as many formats as possible and live shows are just another way for us to entertain people. So while we are fucking we had urges to stop and make sure we were interacting with the audience who would then say for us not to mind them! They just wanted to watch us fuck! LOL! I guess in situations like that we Freakensteins have to forget our manners! Even though we're inviting you into our bedroom, there's no need to be social and entertain...LMAO!

Oh, but wait! We also included our voyeur house (Freakenstein Manor) that was open every night from about 9PM to whenever we had to get up, get dressed and do our thing for the day. We did this every night for over a week. For those of you who stopped in and hungout, you had the priviledge of actually seeing what we really look like. Our faces and all. Thank you for all the wonderful compliments on how we look too, by the way. Nearing the second week, we felt like we were pushing our luck and someone who knew us could find out our "Freaky" little secret so we are revamping the Manor to hide our faces completely. So it's closed for now.

Until we figure out how we should proceed, the Freakensteins will mostly be doing more films and more pictures to offset the lack of our live work. We want to be artist I think and I know that since we have been here we'd like to think that we have helped jazz things up a bit along with all the people listed in our favorites and some others. Keep watchin and we hope we haven't pissed anyone off by not doing the shows for a min.
We luvs yall!

The Freakensteins

Trying to get organized
5:30AM on January 14, 2009

 Working on new content. Mostly videos. Man, the hardest thing for a married couple is to find time to have relations. And when you get you married, there's "sex", making love, and fucking. Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein love all of them. Well, not "sex" really. "Sex" is just clinical, you know.  Nothing wrong with good "sex" but that is more for the physical need to cum, like needing to scratch a deep itch or  just to please your partner because you know they have a need. And when "sex" is fuckin great, then you don't really mind because its a win, win. Never have "sex" with someone you don't love. That rarely feels good afterwards.

Then we have making love. Hate to sound cliche' folks but making love is an art. Mrs. Freakenstein has spent literally years teaching Mr. Freakenstein (a really amazing lover) the difference between "sex", fucking, and making love. Making love is a wonderful balancing act between intimacy, PRECISE fucking, and mental and emotional love. Oh, and don't forget you have to do all of that while displaying a total and complete knowledge of your lover's inner and outer workings. You have to know things like when they need eye contact and tight caresses. The nice but firm kiss, yet, the right moment when to shove your finger in their asshole. If done correctly, you can create a bedroom symphony that will literally stay in you and your lover's  mind the rest of your lives. If done incorrectly, well, you can ruin the night or possibly get some weird looks afterwards! LOL! Making love is something everyone should consistently work to achieve (or improve on if you've achieved it) all your life. It's worth the journey.

Last but not least is fucking. Mmmmm..... Fucking has it's place in every type of intimate relationship. You should never be so prudish to think that all out lust (not love) wont strengthen what you have with someone. Fucking is really the need to utterly desecrate, punish and destroy the body that dares to be the object of your desire. You want to smell and lick all of it's worst and dirty little places. Sweat and funk always seems to be in order during a fabulous fuck. If you are concerned about your breath, hair, or what you have to shop for after it's over, boo, then you AINT fucking. Fucking is often random and improvisational. Noise is always good. We heard a comedian say that there was something about her and her husband going in hotel rooms together while she was on tour that really brought out the fucking and the "freaks" inside of them. I think she said it best: fucking is when you want to get as much of your DNA  sprayed around the room as possible! Please fuck, yall. And if you can you are lucky enough to fuck someone you love, that aint just the icing, that's the cake. MMMMMuah!


Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein

What are turn ons?
11:24PM on January 07, 2009

 There are many things that can be considered as turn ons. When love making I am turned on most when my husband gently caresses me and kisses me with his soft lips all over my body, I also enjoy watching him get up late at night when the lights are turned down low and I see the silhouette of his body roaming around the bed room, It turns me on to turn him on. I can truly say he brings out the freak in me and that is why we are The Freakensteins.

I would love to hear your stories about what turns you on. I've got alot more but I'll share that later...