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Back to love
6:02PM on May 11, 2011

Wow has it been a while or what? No new clips since Christmas we think! But don't worry. We have been filming! Unfortunately, as much as we would like to, we will never be in a situation where we could do this as a major business (i.e. website, liveshows, private shows, etc.) our lifestyle has too many people, children, and family in it! LOL. But we do enjoy the sex and thrill of it all! Especially the interaction with all of our rude friends.

Honestly, we've been away because our finances are, simply put, screwed up! It's been putting a strain on everything, yall. Even our marriage. We love each other deeply (we are FOREVER Freakensteins, y'know what we're saying? LOL) and divorce is never an option for us. That was our promise back when we hooked up as kids. And that's that. But sometimes money can make people crazy. Or should we say the lack of it? So needless to say, it's hard being horny when ya bills aint paid right! And are you ready for this? We live in Florida and our AC broke!!!!!!!!

OMG! If  you live in Florida, you know, how this can affect everything. We made a movie that you will see soon after the AC broke and while it was sexy as FUCK and truly one of our best, WE are literally suffocating under hot ass photo lights with no AC. Mrs. Freakenstein squirted her usual GALLON all over Mr. Freakenstein but both of us are drenched in sweat....Hmmm....That could be an interesting theme for our next flick, maybe.

Well we just wanted you all to know what the hold up was and what was going on with us. We're back and we will be posting within 24 hours. Love yall! And thanks for your concerns and emails!


The Freakensteins

Family visiting for the holidays!
1:03PM on December 21, 2010

 Hey Fuckin, Freakin, Fam!


Just wanted to touch base briefly! The holidays are in full swing at the Freakensteins crib! Family is visiting so we have had to keep our "Freakenstein Behavior" on the D.L.. On the other hand we were recently at a "kinky convention" in our hometown and that was kinda fun. We might post some footage from that. 

We didn't post last week or the week prior because the iMac needed a new hard drive. So she's in the shop !
On the upside, we still filmed like never before to stack up for the holidays! So be on the look out for some of the hottest material we have EVER MADE! We did FACE BLASTING, ANAL FUCKING, COWGIRL AND REVERSE COWGIRL, SQUIRTING, DILDO INSERTIONS AND FUCKING, FACE SITTING, great CUMSHOTS, BLOWJOBS, PUSSY EATING, and finally a strong sequel to :

VIOLATING MR. FREAKENSTEIN! We're are calling that one" VIOLATING MR. FREAKENSTEIN 2"! Isn't that original?

Needless to say, we are a bit exhausted from the work (Not the fucking, mind you) and will probably lay low while we have our family staying with us. We should begin posting either late tonight or sometime tomorrow because the mac should be back today! YAY!

So see you all soon!


The Freakensteins

The Freakenstein List 12/8/2010
3:19PM on December 08, 2010

 Hi, you fabulous frenetic fans of Freakiness!

We had a wonderful weekend! We made lots of video together and watched it the next day. Very hot! We haven't done that in a while. Going to our old college friend's house this weekend for their annual Christmas party! Really looking forward to that! Everyone will get wasted and tell dirty stories and try to shock each other. Boy, if our friends only knew how we spent our days and nights we could shock the house! LOL....

Here is our list of HOT and interesting clips of the week! Like we said last week, this is just clips we caught this week only! It doesn't reflect who's our overall fav. So don't be mad if you're not on the list and we know you! This is just for fun and to ENTERTAIN all of you Rude PRODUCERS who work so hard as well as the fans who support us all! ENJOY!

THE FREAKENSTEIN LIST OF THE WEEK:

Best Femdom Posted by QueenSheba68

Hottest Tease Clip Posted by Levityheaven

Best Exhibition Posted by tastethisrecipe2

Most Erotic Lesbian Posted by empress-d-c

Harshest Anal Pounding Posted by ASSBODY84

Best Cumshot Posted by wmassbruce

Wettest Pussy Posted by BbwBlue74

Most Hilarious YET! Posted by MsNikitaBlue

Strangest but interesting Posted by artyishjohn

Okay, so that is all we saw this week that really made us either, laugh out loud, touch ourselves and/or eachother, or made us sit up from our computers and say, "WTF?????" Hope you enjoyed! Rude.com has so many interesting Freaks on it that we find it really enjoyable to just peek around for different stuff! Feel free to post clips that you like including your own! Keep on fucking!


The Freakensteins
(Rude's very own happily married perverts)

The Freakenstein List of the Week (so far)!
8:35PM on November 30, 2010

 Hi, all you Fetish and Fabulous fuckers of Friends and lovers!

What the hell did all that mean? WE don't know. We're just happy to be communicating with you here! Thanksgiving was awesome but we didn't really get to have sex or film anything. Oh, well....We've acquired a new computer so now we can begin doing live shows again and maybe even private shows. YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Okay enough of all that!

We just wanted to share some clips that caught our eye over the last few days.

Here are the FREAKENSTEIN nominees for:

Best Comical Clip Posted by bigwallie5279

Most Incredible Posted by Voyeur07

Most Weird Posted by lovesmummysmilk

Most unique  Posted by Voyeur07

Best Cumshot posted by asslikeawoman

Pet Trick of the WEEK Posted by BigDick389


Well, those are just a few for fun! This list is not meant to be taken seriously. It's just stuff we saw this week and thought we'd share! There are plenty of you out there that we love so this list can't reflect all of our diverse taste! Please go ahead and share some clips that you think we'd like to see! Yes especially your own!

Keep Fucking, Yall!


The Freakensteins

How to squirt: Techniques!
3:51PM on November 26, 2010

Mrs. Freakenstein here!


So, you want to know how to squirt do ya? It's a simple task that takes practice none the less.

Are you familiar with the g-spot? You know that feeling you get when he's fucking you deep and you feel like you just got ta go pee? Trust me you do not have to pee, your g - spot is being stimulated. Well keep that feeling in your head. Relax, breath, and let go! You will find a new orgasmic hot spot. Now, just in case you're alone you can insert 2 or 3 fingers into your wet pussy facing upward and do the come here motion with your fingers. The first time I experienced that urge it was a bit uncomfortable, but then I learned what was going on with my body. Soon I discovered that the explosive feeling was something to be revered. The more you explore your own body and learn what makes you feel good, the more your pleasure will pay you back. The more you do it, the better you get. Plus, it doesn't hurt to have a man underneath you with his mouth wide open, begging for a drink of your liquid CUM! LOL!

A freebie sexual tip from your favorite fantasy couch,

Mrs. Freakenstein

P.S. We would love to hear any of your own techniques or fantasies about squirting (Me and Mr. Freakenstein's favorite past time). Please chime in with your thoughts, experiences and/or your expertise.

P.S.S. Have a fabulous fucking Friday!!!

Smooches!

New Ideas: "The Freakensteins.com?"
5:46PM on November 19, 2010

 Hello, you fabulous fuckers and fornicators!

It's us, the Freakensteins, again! First of all happy Friday! We'd also like to apologize for our low amount of uploads this week. We were really kinda tired and believe or not we just weren't in the mood to fuck creatively....LOL! Also, we are in the process of just trying to come up with new ideas for movies and content.

What do you guys think of our two new series, "The Freakenstein chronicles" and "Freakenstein Friday Edition"? We like it! It frees us up to a) Give our rude fam a look at the weirdness that goes into making our movies while also showing a freakier side and B) Give everyone free movies to start their weekend. I think we are going to start doing artsy type stuff.

We are still deciding wether we are up for the task of going to the next level which would be creating a website. We like the idea but are a little intimidated by what that means. We would really be turning our personal sexual experiences (something we truly cherish) into a business. Right now we feel like this is fun and the chips are a little perk, if you will.

Tonight we are filming and we really want to try to make Mrs. F go for distance when she squirts! One of those spraying across the room situations... Should be fun. Also Mr. F is going for another big cumshot delivery! Hopefully he can set some kind of record for himself like Mrs. F and her squirt record (1min. 31 secs.)

We wanted to do some anal play tonight so we went to the adult store to pick up anal beads and to look at potential outfits for ourselves (yes, even Mr. Freakenstein). In the process we were a little nervous to see someone whose child went to school with ours. Very weird. But we laughed and were cool. Our lives really should be an HBO reality show. Hmm...Maybe one day.

WE love yall and remember, Keep on Fucking!


The Freakensteins

New Grooves, anyone?
1:55AM on November 09, 2010

 Hi, Rude Fam!

So the weekend was OKAY.....But it's the beginning of the week and well time moves on. Man, our lives are soooo hectic, Rude, you have no idea. You've heard us blog about how people are ALWAYS coming by to see us and never at the right time. We don't know what it is about us. People really like to be around us. We are very good listeners so our friends seem to want to share with us...A LOT!

Don't get us wrong. We love our friends and fam but, wow! At least they could call before they show up, you know? So okay enough ranting. The purpose of our blog today is a shout to find out who's being adventurous these days. Well, technically,  we are all really adventurous if you think about conventional society, but that's not what we mean.

Last week on more than one occasion we have experimented with ASS LICKING and SPREADING. We've had a little anal play in the past, but not like this.  Mrs. Freakenstein is finding that she really likes it...A LOT! So yay for us for trying something that we normally wouldn't have thought to do. Thanks fans for the request for it. Now if we can just get Mr. F to let Mrs. F fuck him with a strap on.....(Don't worry, fam. Mrs. F is wearing him down).


So let's hear it. What are you trying that's new in your world? Or at least what are you adventurous enough to try at least once? No, Sushi, or Thai cooking doesn't count! Levity put something very cool about Feet in her blog last week. Check it out if you missed it:

http://www.rude.com/Levityheaven/blog/id/15133


When you CUM back, make sure you give us the recipe for your NEW GROOVE....

Later, whores!

Mr. & Mrs. Freakenstein

Freakensteins on Vacation!
12:39PM on November 05, 2010

It's Friday FreakenFuckers!

And not only is it the weekend but Mrs. Freakenstein is on VACATION! YAY! I suppose that really doesn't mean much for us though. Our lifestyle is full of people and you all have no idea what we have to go through just to make a movie in our own home! LOL....

We have been discussing just getting a hotel room away from family, friends, Neighbors (check out "Miss New Booty" in our rude flix if you haven't already), and just random people who drop by. Oh, Well....Such is life! So anyway, we plan to just get away for awhile and chill. We wanted to upload some footage we shot for our own personal but are having trouble re digitizing it from the DVD (The original footage was destroyed). Don't worry we'll figure it out. But that footage will go onto our Strawberry Freak page.

We have a new account called "Strawberry Freak". That is where we will be posting the weird footage that we can't really put on "The Freakenstein" page. That footage will be a little more raw. We are even going to post a few BLOOPERS on there as well! Should be fun! check it out!

www.rude.com/strawberryfreak


Here's to weekend and getting to tie Mr. Freakenstein up and getting more Bootie Worship too !

Oh, also we plan to get better squirt angles for you who've requested it! Now you'll get to see Mr. Freakenstein actually drink Mrs. Freakenstein's love juice closer than ever! Can't wait! Love to the Rude World!!!!


The Freakensteins

Mr. Freakenstein is sick!
6:17PM on November 02, 2010

Hello all you FreakenKiddies out there in Rude Land!

It's another quick word from your fun loving fuck couple! To start off, we don't know if anyone noticed or not but our production hit a stand still last Friday and reallly hasn't picked back up like normal. No we haven't lost interest or become bored, people! Like the title suggest, Mr. Freakenstein is SICK! "AWWWW....."


He's been in the bed moaning away for the last 72 hours. Poor thing. But between you and me, he's been driving Mrs. Freakenstein absolutely crazy! OMG, you men are such babies....LOL! Don't worry mama Freakenstein is nursing him back to health and she's informed him that all this pampering he's receiving is going to cost DEARLY......Yep, that's right...He is really going to have eat a lot of pussy this week and maybe drink a lot my cum too. . So that's why you haven't been getting your usual dosage of Freakenstein fulm clips but don't worry.... We'll have something up tonight or tomorrow! Keep watching.

We really enjoy challenging ourselves to try and be entertaining, maintain quallity in our work, and be somewhat original (hey this is porn though...How original can we get here? LOL). Mr. Freakenstein finally got Mrs. Freakenstein to loosen up about her tight little asshole. Yeah, Mrs. F has always been a little self conscious when it comes to his tongue or mouth and her sphincter! I don't really know why. He's explored like every inch of me. But with some loving persuasion and some EXTREMELY skilled tongue technique, Mrs. F was convinced to surrender her ass to him. After letting go, I found it to be, oh I just can't explain it, a deep, overwhelming sensation that really feels more than personal or erotic! Mr. F really got me to open up and just push my ass right into his face! I really enjoyed it and wanted to see just how deep his tongue could go in there....Okay, okay... Just check out the rude flix and You'll see what I mean. LOL...Well be doing a series on Ass Worshiping now!

Also it seems a few fans have seen a clip of Mrs. F playing with a dildo in Mr. F's asshole....This can be seen in one of our preview free clips. I'm not sure which but I will post in this blog so you can see. Anyway since that clip, we've had a few emails requesting to see the who thing and to see Mrs. F plain out fucking her man in the ass....Hmmm...I think that is a fair trade since I gave him the pleasure of licking and eating my ass! We may have to make that happen.

Finally we are really trying hard to take advantage of all the opportunities rude offers here to be successful. So next is our rude store and then we will get back into the private and group shows..... WEEEEE! Okay, well, There's Mr. F moaning again. I'll  see you tomorrow gang!

P.S. You might want to also check out our new short story we posted....We promise that it is finished and we will post the ending! PEACE!

A Freakenstein update....
12:18AM on March 10, 2010

Hey Freakenfamily!

Just another quick blogging moment for you all. Well, the Freakensteins were in Las Vegas recently having a blast but due to our light travel (we only brought the cams with us. No lights), all of the new angles and fuck footage was a little dark. Not too dark but we only want you to see our best and it's very frustrating to see Mrs. Freakenstein's beautiful ass giggling but because the film is dark you really can't see her wide spread ass showing off her lovely ass hole and we want you to see EVERYTHING we can show! So our vegas footage will forever remain archived. Sorry.

We recently have a new friend who wanted us to shoot her and set up a page but she's being a little weird right now so we don't know what we'll do if she changes her mind. Don't worry fans. The Freakensteins WILL utilize the new page but until we have the perfect format we'll keep things on the DL. But here's a clue if you see a page that has Mrs. Freakenstein's ASS on it but doesn't have her name, then that's our new page!

So right now as we add on the old stuff, we are trying to figure out new films to make for you. Films where we can work quicker and don't have to blur the faces. That way  we can edit a lot faster. We are hoping to beef up our anal sections and do a solid "Gallons" series. Should be fun! For those that are interested, we never did try any of the pills or the CUM enhancing products that are out there. We were both too chicken shit. But what seems to work is when we hold back for a long time or have no sexual contact for a day or two (which sucks) but we don't like that technique. We'll start focusing on new areas to take our footage. You'll see.

Here's an unrelated subject: We were just walking into a 7-11 and saw a magazine that claimed Angelina Joile has been dressing her 5 or 6 yr old daughter up as a boy and changing her name to "John". WTF?!?!?! The Freakensteins have nothing against any adults choices, sexual makeup, or preference, but we believe that children should be children. They are innocent. Is A.J. that famous where she can do something that could harm or confuse a child and no one says or does anything? There was a photo on the cover of the magazine of the little girl. Like a before and after. It's sad that the rich and famous feel so entitled that they can make these kind of decisions for another human being so carelessly. We know we don't know the whole story so we'll reserve all the fury until all the information is out. But it got our blood pumping. Well, guess we'll leave you with that Rude fam. Keep in touch with love and keep fucking!

The Freakensteins

The Final Bow.
4:15PM on July 31, 2009





Ahhhh....Hello all of our friends, blog fans, and plain old Freaks.


It would seem that we have cum to our final stop. The Freakensteins are standing on the porch of passion covered in cum, love and polished sweat, waving eternally to you all, wishing you farewell. The spotlight has fallen and now we bid you all a very loving and fond farewell.....

If you are not aware, we have quietly removed our clips, flix, pictures and pix. No fancy sales. No announcements. Please let that alone be a testimony to you all that this was never really about money. But a solid declaration of what love (black, white, or whatever) is, could, and should be. If we never say anything else we would tell you all to be free. Enjoy monogamy, if you decide to, in the way that we do in our married lives. SEX is good! FUCKING is good too.

Why did we leave? Well, that is complicated. Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein are very happy so it's not our relationship or anything. And we certainly haven't reached the end of our sexual exploration either. It CERTAINLY isn't you all! You were the reason we stayed as long as we did. We are seriously going to miss the community. We'll keep our account up for awhile and chime in on those we love and those who loved us. We suppose this journey needed to be over for us right now simply because we may have shown enough and said enough to you. As far as the new Freakenstein we were supposed to be having, We'll have to help her with her own account. Maybe we'll give her a similar name so you know who she is. Anyway we really want to take new journeys and continue to grow and seek the juice of life. No pun intended. LOL! We hope we've given you a few stories to share. Rude has certainly given us some. Now that we are gone, we may share our exploits with some choice personal friends.

There are a few people we'd like to say goodbye to personally:

YOURDREAMCOMETRUE: We don't even know where to begin! You took us under your wing and made Mrs. Freakenstein feel sexy with all of your encouragement and compliments. You welcomed us, gave us amazing advice and we even considered changing our game up for a sec there to make money online! LOL! Your heart is deeper than rude. And you are a passionate soul. We find you very attractive inside and out. MMMMUAH!

LEVITYHEAVEN: We have learned how to maintain our dignity, class, and swagger from you. We loved how quickly you would respond to our comments, questions and clips despite your CELEBRITY status here. We learned just from looking at your site. You embrace all technologies and  people. Your sex, style, and demeanor here has always been candid and genuine. Thank you.

MISSESDEE: We loved you because you undertstood us out of the gate! You knew we loved each other and while we would tap into everyone's "Inner Freakenstein", you would always comment on the emotions you saw in the clip. The feelings we had. Don't worry, Dee, as long as you maintain that honesty and pure soul you will find that ultimate partner willing to go all the way for you. In everyway not just in that ass either.. LOL! Take care.

FANTASYFARRAH: The first time we saw you was on some wild raunchy clip that involved your period! LOL! WOW! But then we started to see the sheer fun and humor in something you would do. And you would always play  really good music in the background. It was your blogs that hooked us. The way you would write about your family or some issue. We saw a kindred spirit. And the fact that this woman will do anything! We love you. You know the funny thing is, we probably would never have met or spoken in the real world. Think about that for a moment y'all. What relationships/friendships are we really missing out on due to culture, class, race, etc.....

Sad really......


There are literally hundreds of people who have touched us here: Mr. Nasty, Doc Porno, Tastethisrecipe2 (YUMMY) and Cujo, Bluemillionaire, bbw74, the list just goes on and on......More importantly this has allowed us to have a reason to try new things just to see what you all would say. It opened up a lot of dialogue and we received so many emails, surprisingly, telling us how our clips have helped them with their spouse, girlfriend, or boyfriend! No kidding! We have actually helped people by fucking in front of a camera. Only in America! We wish we could continue this but all good things must end. Please remember us. We wont forget you. Mmmmuahhhh.


Eternally in sex,

The Freakensteins

Damn this ETERNAL face BLURRING!!!!
2:50PM on July 23, 2009



Hi, Freakenites!

Sorry we haven't been in the mix lately. This recession is hitting the Freakensteins pretty hard and well, it's hard to feel like fucking when yo' money is funny! Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein has been a little depressed by the short on money so we feel we need to motivate ourselves to maybe step up our RUDE game.

The sad part is we really are limited to our infamous rude store and our funny and wild Rude Flix. We wish we could keep up with the demand and our fans who want more of us. Unfortunately, we MUST hide our faces which means the
VERY slooooooow process of blurring out our faces. This slows up production to about one, maybe two a week (and that is with consistent, steady editing in front of the MAC!). This includes whatever trailer/ad we make for the flix. So it is hard to turn a signicant profit doing this. This has really been a labor of love ( no pun intended). Needless to say there have been several REAL moments when we have almost said to hell with it! Let's just not face blur! We could triple or even quadruple our content per week!!! More Freakensteins for you means a little extra mulah for us! Everyone is happy!

But then we had to wake up. Both of we Freakensteins have a few innate flaws. We are shy, a little insecure, and neither of us wants someone walking up to us in a grocery store while we're with a family member or friend to have them say,

"Mrs. Freakenstein bust that NUTT on my FACE! I'll drink it all, baby!"

Or,

"Ohh..Mr. Freakenstein I love the way you fuck! I love watchin' your ass while you fuck your wife!"

These are not the best openers to good conversation in our real life. LOL! So we'll just have to get more creative on camera placement. We hope this doesn't mess with spontanaeity. We need to rent some LEVITYHEAVEN and see how she does her awesome camera work when she works with a partner.

OK AND NOW TODAYS BLOG QUESTION:

1. How do you guys feel about dirty talking? I mean, when is it too much? Mr. Freakenstein loves it when his wife whispers really nasty things and one time Mrs. Freakenstein came so hard and lost her fucking mind when her husband said "come  take my shit" when he was about to dump a big load of sperm into her mouth.

Lately, Mr. Freakenstein has been fantasizing about his wifey talking dirty to him while she gushes her squirt in his mouth. He wants her to say something basic like, "Drink my fucking cum! Swallow all of it.." Maybe even call him a name or something. That would be nice, real and great for us but we don't want it to sound contrived for you all. So what do you think? Want a little dirty talk in your clips? Mr. F does.

and:

2. How does everyone feel about Mrs. Freakenstein getting into strapons? Mr. F is extremely worried about this one! LOL! We've had a few request and Mr. F is worried about the perceptions of such a thing. In private Mrs. F has played around with Mr. F ass hole. She's used everything from her finger(s) to a vibrator. NEVER a dilo and Especially a strap on.....We have filmed Mrs. F sticking the vibrator in a little but Mr. F is terrified to put that out! LOL! He doesn't want people thinking the wrong thing. Now we ask you: Is that weird of him or what?
We don't want to turn off the few fans we do have. Either way, we are going to photograph her wearing one. Get back at us!

Question?
11:17PM on July 11, 2009

Hi, everybody!

Today we really have no solid words to give! We don't even have a point to make. But we do have a question:

What do you guys think a good length for a rude flix clip is? We are trying to figure that out. Mrs. Freakenstein said that the average porno scene is 12 minutes. So how does that translate to the internet porn industry where everything is quick and to the point? Mr. Freakenstein thinks they should be epic.... But both of us want to satisfy our audience.

Boy, we getting a lot of love lately. But we have also had some very NASTY emails and comments left especially on our latest free clip "Freebie: The Failed Attempt". A lot of you got what we were trying to say. Some people didnt get the message and  were like "where's the fucking? This shit sucks! Thanks for nothing"! Sad really...Didn't they read any of the words? WE are NOT PORNSTARS!

The Freakensteins are a loving sexual and REAL couple whom every once in awhile turn on their camcorder to capture what goes on when we have some time alone. That's it. In the process we edit and add some music and put things in there to make you think and feel. WE are really TRYING to create art and give you something you have seen before but from a slightly different perspective.

We just wanted you to know that we almost fell into a silly trap of being commercial and not real. That's why in the clip Mr. Freakenstein comforted his wife before and after he BUST a huge load on her throat and chest! LOL! We thought that was fucking sexy and loving. Some people just thought it was boring. Fuck them. Our real fans got it.

Anyway, look what we did! We went ahead and typed a blog anyway! It was just supposed to be a question.

How long should a rude flix clip be. Please let us know you thoughts.....

Also let us know your thoughts about our clip and this blog!


Peace.

The Freakensteins

Any ideas for a new movie?
9:55PM on June 29, 2009

Hey, FreakenFuckers!

Thanks to all who posted their links to their favorite clips here! It was fun to see your choices. Hope you are all having a pervin good time on rude. We have been filming a lot and we are kinda at a wall right now. Our sex life has improved so much in the last year and we have just been trying everything! I know that we've been posting a lot of squirting clips but ever since Mrs. Freakenstein has found that she could do it, we haven't been able to get enough! So for a while we are going to be a little SQUIRT crazy! Bear with us and enjoy. Now we want to try some new locations so we are getting creative. Be on the look out in the near future!

Anything you want to see us try? We are up for anything except, a third party....Sorry, everyone. We are still a little too prudish for that. Plus, we are happy fucking and sucking each other so, hey, if it aint broke....

Please let us know anything you want us to try or do. If you have pix or examples post the links here for us to check out. And remember: Just keep fucking, just keep fucking!

Show us your FAVs please!
12:01PM on June 09, 2009

Wassup, yall!

"Whew".... We had a little scare and thought we were going to have to leave all of our friends here! But Mrs. Freakenstein said we must continue on no matter what! She loves it here and so does Mr Freakenstein! Anyway, we want more blog support so we thought we 'd try to shorten them a little. Could you share some of you Favs with us? Just post it like this:

http://www.Rude.com/v/T5AKu1L7fM4

We don't mind if it belongs to you as long as it's good. Here is one of our recent favs:

http://www.Rude.com/v/56KEpiQHl43

As we've said before we love real couple clips and that is one is great! Especially at 3:50-4:02!!! We can't believe this one is a freebie!

Can't wait to see what you show us!

The Freakensteins

The Freakensteins' Rude store ( And What wouldn't you do for 2 million?)
12:45AM on May 22, 2009



Hello our royal, rigid dick takers and givers!

Hope this blog finds you all wonderfully well spent. The Freakensteins have a rude store now and we've been shouting it from the rooftops! The picture above is our Body-Wand that we sell! The FReakenstein body wand! In stock right now DAMNIT! We're going to sell all kinds of toys and things. Should be fun.

Today we were thinking about how we could make more money. Rude has been fun but since we really cannot do live and private shows (our personal lifestyle just wont allow it right now), the money we make is just from our clips. We also began to ponder what success means.

The Freakensteins are not where they would like to be financially, but We are happy most of the time. Success comes in a lot of ways to everyone. For us, though, I would say that it predominately revolves around having money. Success to us means freedom and having a clear mind with no worries. Well, at this point in the game, we feel like money is the primary way to acheive this. In the last few days we have done some WEIRD things for money. Don't worry it was legal but it was something I don't think we would normally do if it weren't for the money. Our souls are still intact but where does it all end?

Enough of that. We have come up with some great ideas for videos to promote ourselves and our rude store products. Wait until you see them. Oh, and here is a question for those brave enough to answer:

What wouldn't you do for the almighty dollar? Like, say, for 2 million dollars what WOULDN'T you do? we know we wouldn't allow the other to fuck someone else (we think anyway! LOL!), and we wouldn't do anything to or with an animal. Oh and we would NOT fuck Jabba the hut, Jay Leno, Aunt Esther, or Janice Dickerson!

What about you? Have fun with these thoughts and questions and write back to us.

THANX!

The Freakensteins

Days 5 thru 7! Edits, Content, and Do whatcha Like!
11:06AM on May 18, 2009

Salutations, all of you social, sensuous, sexual Sinners!

Gosh we love cumming up with those! LOL! Well, The Freakenteins have to admit it, we failed in our mission to go 40  straight days/nights with fucking. But it was sure fun trying! And we must say that it was simply our work that got in the way this time. Our schedules conflicted so one of us was sleeping while the other was working. Darn! But, boy, do we have some footage for yall cumming up!

Nothing too deep today but we felt this subject warrants a blog post. We get a few emails each month asking us for advice on how to edit, what programs to use, how to make better videos, etc....
Truthfully, we are flattered and glad to give the input, but hey, we're learning too! We only have 27 videos and 18 rude flix so far! LOL! We're trying to get closer to some of our friends like:

YourDreamCumTrue (1013 private show archives and 180 Rude Flix!) 

Mr. NASTY (131 videos and 77 Rude Flix!),

Fantasy Farrah (206 videos and 452 Rude Flix!!! DAMN!!!!)

These RUDEians (that's our word for yall) are amazing, talented and great friends. Just to name a few. Honestly, we're not sure we'll get to that amount of content before Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein shrivel up and blow away, but we do want to entertain while we're here! What are some of the things you go for? The Freakensteins love reality! We like clips that show the people really fucking/making love while the cam JUST HAPPENS to be on. Squirting and cum shots are a plus! Anything with a big round beautiful ass (again, see YourDreamCumtrue or LEVITY HEAVEN to know what we mean). Mr. Freakenstein loves face sitting, Mrs. Freakenstein likes damn near everything. But more than anything we love it when your work is presented in a fresh way.

Our only real dislikes are:

Bad lighting. Bad audio. Just plain ol fashioned haters giving mean remarks and bad ratings for no reason (honestly, if we don't like something we simply give our rating and keep it moving. The stars will say it all ). We HATE recieving 8 rude shouts with the exact same message from the same individual!!!! Stop that shit! You know who you are! LOL! And finally, I guess we would have to say that we dislike bad "acting". Again, we like it when it's real.

Unfortunately, while we have a lot of support, it is becoming a challenge to find fresh ways to do what we do....We only have one bedroom to use the police are crazy down here so we're scared to hit it outside like so many of you brave cats....(CUJO and Tastethisrecipe2, yall got it! LOL)

OMG! Tastethisrecipe2 is so fucking hot!!! Has nothing to do with this blog subject but it needed to be said!

Anyway chime in with your likes about the content here and your dislikes....It will really help us and maybe you'll give yourself some ideas in the process.....

Please Keep Fucking! And keep FreakenFabulous!


The Freakensteins

Day 3 and 4. (Oh, and Poor Rhianna!)
1:30PM on May 12, 2009

Hi, FreakenFuckers!

We mean that in the best way, really. BUT Seriously....This week has been really hard. Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein had a fight last night, everyone! Yep, it's true, rude world. The horniest couple around have disagreements sometimes. We argued about, um.....let's see....I think we argued about the condition of the house or something. Yes that's it. It was trivial but the point is we cant fuck all the time. But we worked it out and realized that while on day three we made the new clip, "Le' Express NUT with a SQUIRT of RAIN", and day four we decided not to use the cameras and just fuck and make love like mad, we had been sort of missing days. Skipping if you will....This actually upset us. We actually want to fuck EVERYDAY but life just has a way of getting in the way. Our 40 day fuckfest continues.

And now here's today's topic:

 How does everyone on rude feel about the recent nude photos of the battered superstar RHIANNA that have leaked onto the internet? Apparently someone has hacked her boyfriend, singer, Chris Brown's cell phone and leaked some hot hotel "Freakenstein" style pictures to us all. Now let's make it perfectly clear, WE LOVE FREAKYNESS! Hell, we wouldn't be here if we didn't. But we "BLUR" our faces, giving us the luxury of keeping our private lives private while still letting you see Mr. Freakenstein take a gallon of his wife's girl juice in his mouth! Rhianna's evidence of a private fuck session with her man is now out there for the world to see! The goodies that she meant for Chris's eyes only are now for the world to partake. Put yourself in their shoes. Are you doing that? Good. Now respond honestly.

Take care all and look forward to reading your thoughts on this!

The Freakensteins

Day Two
2:41PM on May 09, 2009

Well, well, well!

Hello, porn participators!

It's us again. Well, we attempted to give it everything we had regarding our 40 days of fucking and it aint over yet! YEEEEEHAWWWW!!!!  But, to be honest with all of our rude friends, we are only human. We couldn't really go more than three days before life just gets in the way. The constant traffic of visitors: the mail man, the yard man, friends, phone calls, family, jobs! Hell,  we are lucky to even get to film anything. And mind you, NO ONE in our private lives knows that we are THE FREAKENSTEINS in the rude world!

If our home life was a little more private we could triple our content. We have tons of footage that we haven't gotten to just because we lack the privacy. Mr. Freakenstein has his "Boys" that come over and want to chill and Mrs. Freakenstein has a social and business life of her own as well. So how can one be a sex god and goddess while trying to live normal lives? Well, a Freakenstein does what a Freakenstein can!

Did you all see the AVN awards on Showtime? That was wild! The professional adult entertainment world seems so, I don't know...multi personalitied, for lack of a better word. Some of the people seemed so troubled while others seemed to love it and others seemed to be pretending to love it. What an interesting life and community they have. I often wonder what that would be like swallowing strange cum and eating foreign pussy for a living. Not for fun but for work. You know what I mean? The people here seem so different than that. Yeah we do it for the dollars but it just seems that after we take your money we still have our selves and I don't know about everyone but Mr. and Mrs. F like the idea of others watching us and getting some gratification from it.

Not disrespecting the pros, mind you! We like porn! Just got a glimpse under it's dress last night and found it very interesting. Would love to write a book or a movie about what goes on in that world. Anyway, our fucking continues!
PEACE......

Mrs. Freakenstein's 40 nights of Sex: Day One
1:05AM on May 07, 2009





Bon Jour, all you tantalizing taint tasters out there!

We just thought we'd drop a quick line and see what you thought about a few things.....First of all, we've been editing around the clock trying to get all of our fuck footage organized. It's not the actual editing that takes forever. It's our little trade mark "Blurring effect"! To blur a few minutes of footage is so such a long painstaking process because we have to move the effect almost frame by frame. It can take hours! Hell, we were tempted to just say screw it and just let our faces all over the internet! Well, then we kinda came to our senses. Don't get us wrong we're not ashamed but if our identities got out it would hurt and embarrass our families. You know how it is.

Any, the real purpose of our blog is because Mrs. Freakenstein read something in an article in the newspaper. This particular article offered a challenge. I'm kinda generalizing here but basically what the article was saying is that if you have a healthy and happy marriage, that sex should be something that has no hangups and as long as it's okay with the couple, anything goes. Now I know all you rude patrons, VIPs and producers all agree with this but the article then went on to challenge the given happy couple to have 40 days and/or nights of great sex!

WTF?!?!?!?!


Now, Mrs. F was totally with trying this and was completely up to the task! She wanted nothing more than to show Mr. F not only how much she loved him but just how she was willing to surrender her SUPER-BOOTY and the rest of her body completely to his every whim! Surprisingly enough, Mr. F was reluctant!!!!! He thought that 40 straight days was a tall order. He wondered what they were trying to prove here. He didn't think they needed a marathon to prove they had a great marriage. He said he liked fucking cause he loved her and she fucking turned him on. Not just because some article told him he needed to prove it. Hmmmm......

Mrs. Freakenstein took him in the bedroom and fucked him silly, yall! For all that she and he was worth! And that was night one! She came and he blew one of the biggest loads they have ever seen! Sperm was everywhere! So now what do YOU THINK?  Would you have a 40 day fuck session? Would you if your significant other wanted one?

LET US KNOW!