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How to squirt: Techniques!
3:51PM on November 26, 2010

Mrs. Freakenstein here!


So, you want to know how to squirt do ya? It's a simple task that takes practice none the less.

Are you familiar with the g-spot? You know that feeling you get when he's fucking you deep and you feel like you just got ta go pee? Trust me you do not have to pee, your g - spot is being stimulated. Well keep that feeling in your head. Relax, breath, and let go! You will find a new orgasmic hot spot. Now, just in case you're alone you can insert 2 or 3 fingers into your wet pussy facing upward and do the come here motion with your fingers. The first time I experienced that urge it was a bit uncomfortable, but then I learned what was going on with my body. Soon I discovered that the explosive feeling was something to be revered. The more you explore your own body and learn what makes you feel good, the more your pleasure will pay you back. The more you do it, the better you get. Plus, it doesn't hurt to have a man underneath you with his mouth wide open, begging for a drink of your liquid CUM! LOL!

A freebie sexual tip from your favorite fantasy couch,

Mrs. Freakenstein

P.S. We would love to hear any of your own techniques or fantasies about squirting (Me and Mr. Freakenstein's favorite past time). Please chime in with your thoughts, experiences and/or your expertise.

P.S.S. Have a fabulous fucking Friday!!!

Smooches!

Freakensteins on Vacation!
12:39PM on November 05, 2010

It's Friday FreakenFuckers!

And not only is it the weekend but Mrs. Freakenstein is on VACATION! YAY! I suppose that really doesn't mean much for us though. Our lifestyle is full of people and you all have no idea what we have to go through just to make a movie in our own home! LOL....

We have been discussing just getting a hotel room away from family, friends, Neighbors (check out "Miss New Booty" in our rude flix if you haven't already), and just random people who drop by. Oh, Well....Such is life! So anyway, we plan to just get away for awhile and chill. We wanted to upload some footage we shot for our own personal but are having trouble re digitizing it from the DVD (The original footage was destroyed). Don't worry we'll figure it out. But that footage will go onto our Strawberry Freak page.

We have a new account called "Strawberry Freak". That is where we will be posting the weird footage that we can't really put on "The Freakenstein" page. That footage will be a little more raw. We are even going to post a few BLOOPERS on there as well! Should be fun! check it out!

www.rude.com/strawberryfreak


Here's to weekend and getting to tie Mr. Freakenstein up and getting more Bootie Worship too !

Oh, also we plan to get better squirt angles for you who've requested it! Now you'll get to see Mr. Freakenstein actually drink Mrs. Freakenstein's love juice closer than ever! Can't wait! Love to the Rude World!!!!


The Freakensteins

Mr. Freakenstein is sick!
6:17PM on November 02, 2010

Hello all you FreakenKiddies out there in Rude Land!

It's another quick word from your fun loving fuck couple! To start off, we don't know if anyone noticed or not but our production hit a stand still last Friday and reallly hasn't picked back up like normal. No we haven't lost interest or become bored, people! Like the title suggest, Mr. Freakenstein is SICK! "AWWWW....."


He's been in the bed moaning away for the last 72 hours. Poor thing. But between you and me, he's been driving Mrs. Freakenstein absolutely crazy! OMG, you men are such babies....LOL! Don't worry mama Freakenstein is nursing him back to health and she's informed him that all this pampering he's receiving is going to cost DEARLY......Yep, that's right...He is really going to have eat a lot of pussy this week and maybe drink a lot my cum too. . So that's why you haven't been getting your usual dosage of Freakenstein fulm clips but don't worry.... We'll have something up tonight or tomorrow! Keep watching.

We really enjoy challenging ourselves to try and be entertaining, maintain quallity in our work, and be somewhat original (hey this is porn though...How original can we get here? LOL). Mr. Freakenstein finally got Mrs. Freakenstein to loosen up about her tight little asshole. Yeah, Mrs. F has always been a little self conscious when it comes to his tongue or mouth and her sphincter! I don't really know why. He's explored like every inch of me. But with some loving persuasion and some EXTREMELY skilled tongue technique, Mrs. F was convinced to surrender her ass to him. After letting go, I found it to be, oh I just can't explain it, a deep, overwhelming sensation that really feels more than personal or erotic! Mr. F really got me to open up and just push my ass right into his face! I really enjoyed it and wanted to see just how deep his tongue could go in there....Okay, okay... Just check out the rude flix and You'll see what I mean. LOL...Well be doing a series on Ass Worshiping now!

Also it seems a few fans have seen a clip of Mrs. F playing with a dildo in Mr. F's asshole....This can be seen in one of our preview free clips. I'm not sure which but I will post in this blog so you can see. Anyway since that clip, we've had a few emails requesting to see the who thing and to see Mrs. F plain out fucking her man in the ass....Hmmm...I think that is a fair trade since I gave him the pleasure of licking and eating my ass! We may have to make that happen.

Finally we are really trying hard to take advantage of all the opportunities rude offers here to be successful. So next is our rude store and then we will get back into the private and group shows..... WEEEEE! Okay, well, There's Mr. F moaning again. I'll  see you tomorrow gang!

P.S. You might want to also check out our new short story we posted....We promise that it is finished and we will post the ending! PEACE!

It's that time again.....
9:26AM on October 26, 2010

 Hello, Rude Fam!

It's the Freakensteins stopping in to  say that we missed you! Not sure exactly what that means for us, though. Believe it or not since we decided to leave (that was hard as  hell to do too), we really have only made 2 videos on our own for our personal use. Without you all to share it with, it just wasn't the same. 

So we are going to begin reposting. Just to get back into the swing of things and see who has CUM and gone so to speak. Sex is such a wonderful gift and fucking is even better! There's also a lot to be said of making love but, hey, this is Rude.com and we just aren't sure that's what the majority here wants! LOL! Don't get us wrong that's not a bad thing. We have just always wanted to have fun so lets try it again.

We are fans to so many of you all and there were so many areas we wanted to explore here. We envy you guys who can do live shows and voyeur cams. Unfortunately, due to our kids and social status ( we get lots of visitors) all day and night...shit), we cant participate and venture into that fun, freaky, and financial opportunity. Well as we start this, let us know if you have any requests!

Oh, and Mr. Freakenstein is a chicken shit! When Mrs. Freakenstein wanted to squirt in his mouth from a 69 position he punked out! Can you believe that?!?!?! He was afraid of getting too much squirt juice up his nose...What a wimp! Can you imagine? Who would let a little thing like DROWNING get in the way of drinking a big bucket of Mrs. Freakenstein's cum? Wow....Someone needs to talk to him. We may try it again if Mr's F asks nicely and we get him some nose plugs or something! LOL! Later people!

Oh.....WE'RE BACK! YAY!

A Freakenstein update....
12:18AM on March 10, 2010

Hey Freakenfamily!

Just another quick blogging moment for you all. Well, the Freakensteins were in Las Vegas recently having a blast but due to our light travel (we only brought the cams with us. No lights), all of the new angles and fuck footage was a little dark. Not too dark but we only want you to see our best and it's very frustrating to see Mrs. Freakenstein's beautiful ass giggling but because the film is dark you really can't see her wide spread ass showing off her lovely ass hole and we want you to see EVERYTHING we can show! So our vegas footage will forever remain archived. Sorry.

We recently have a new friend who wanted us to shoot her and set up a page but she's being a little weird right now so we don't know what we'll do if she changes her mind. Don't worry fans. The Freakensteins WILL utilize the new page but until we have the perfect format we'll keep things on the DL. But here's a clue if you see a page that has Mrs. Freakenstein's ASS on it but doesn't have her name, then that's our new page!

So right now as we add on the old stuff, we are trying to figure out new films to make for you. Films where we can work quicker and don't have to blur the faces. That way  we can edit a lot faster. We are hoping to beef up our anal sections and do a solid "Gallons" series. Should be fun! For those that are interested, we never did try any of the pills or the CUM enhancing products that are out there. We were both too chicken shit. But what seems to work is when we hold back for a long time or have no sexual contact for a day or two (which sucks) but we don't like that technique. We'll start focusing on new areas to take our footage. You'll see.

Here's an unrelated subject: We were just walking into a 7-11 and saw a magazine that claimed Angelina Joile has been dressing her 5 or 6 yr old daughter up as a boy and changing her name to "John". WTF?!?!?! The Freakensteins have nothing against any adults choices, sexual makeup, or preference, but we believe that children should be children. They are innocent. Is A.J. that famous where she can do something that could harm or confuse a child and no one says or does anything? There was a photo on the cover of the magazine of the little girl. Like a before and after. It's sad that the rich and famous feel so entitled that they can make these kind of decisions for another human being so carelessly. We know we don't know the whole story so we'll reserve all the fury until all the information is out. But it got our blood pumping. Well, guess we'll leave you with that Rude fam. Keep in touch with love and keep fucking!

The Freakensteins

The Return.....
11:55AM on February 22, 2010

Hi, Rude fam!


Gotta keep this one brief! But we'll be blogging again soon! We just wanted you all to know that it looks like we are back for awhile again! We will stay as long as we possibly can! As we continue to write we'll explain more as to why leaving, while not completely wanted, was necessary. We missed you all SOOOOOOOO much. I mean think about it we've been fucking all this time with no one to watch and enjoy with us! Please holla and get us back in the loop! Have we missed anything interesting? Are there new features that we should know about?

Please stop in and holla at us....We will begin by posting our previous flicks and starting in EARLY MARCH we will begin posting. Now for the record let us review: The Freakensteins are a married couple who are deeply committed and in love. We just like shagging on camera and trying new things out on each other. There's Mrs. Freakenstein, a lovely wife with a gigantic, round ass, who likes to squirt whenever she can all over her husbands face and body. Then there is Mr. Freakenstein, who's just lucky to have her! (Can you tell who's typing this blog, yall? LOL) We're reintroducing ourselves because we will behaving some clips added featuring our new friend, STRAWBERRY FREAKENSTINE, a lovely young lady who just wants to be down with us by fucking her friends and letting us film and watch. So for now, Strawberry is an OFFICIAL Freakenstein. Are you excited yet? We are!

We had a lot of clips before yall so we are going to get them posted ASAP so you can start enjoying! So are you ready? The Freakensteins are back at rude and can't wait to holla at some of our old friends!

Love,

The Freakensteins

Adding another Freakenstein to the mix?
11:15PM on July 08, 2009







Hi, all!

The Freakensteins here (duh) and we are just sitting here commenting on videos and just trying to be neighborly.....

But boy do we wish we could really take advantage of some of these other rude features....Wouldn't yall like to see us live doing our thing? Boy would we like to but that is just wishful thinking. Our lifestyle and business has people coming in and out of our home on a regular basis even into the night. No, we don't do anything illegal, and more than one of our friends and neighbors have said that we need to ease up with all the traffic that comes through our home.....

Of course we also tried to do a live house when we were going to sleep at night but people could see our faces. We had fun for a few weeks but we got nervous about being seen. So it looks like we are stuck with the photos and movies, people! Hope you're enjoying them as much as we are with making them.

Also Mrs. Freakenstein has shared our secret life with a friend of ours!!!! She may be interested in getting involved on our page!!! She is a BBW and a HUGE squirter so be on the look out for her.  So there may be a NEW FREAKENSTEIN in the show! What do you all think about that? Let us know! As you know the Freakensteins are an exclusive couple so our friend will be gushing for our cameras either solo or with a friend of her own! We'll see! Should be a blast! No pun intended!

Well, that's all for the day! Just wanted everyone to know what's up with us. And there is plenty more coming in the next week or so so keep a look out for us!

Peace, you Freakenfuckers!


The Freakensteins

The Freakensteins' Rude store ( And What wouldn't you do for 2 million?)
12:45AM on May 22, 2009



Hello our royal, rigid dick takers and givers!

Hope this blog finds you all wonderfully well spent. The Freakensteins have a rude store now and we've been shouting it from the rooftops! The picture above is our Body-Wand that we sell! The FReakenstein body wand! In stock right now DAMNIT! We're going to sell all kinds of toys and things. Should be fun.

Today we were thinking about how we could make more money. Rude has been fun but since we really cannot do live and private shows (our personal lifestyle just wont allow it right now), the money we make is just from our clips. We also began to ponder what success means.

The Freakensteins are not where they would like to be financially, but We are happy most of the time. Success comes in a lot of ways to everyone. For us, though, I would say that it predominately revolves around having money. Success to us means freedom and having a clear mind with no worries. Well, at this point in the game, we feel like money is the primary way to acheive this. In the last few days we have done some WEIRD things for money. Don't worry it was legal but it was something I don't think we would normally do if it weren't for the money. Our souls are still intact but where does it all end?

Enough of that. We have come up with some great ideas for videos to promote ourselves and our rude store products. Wait until you see them. Oh, and here is a question for those brave enough to answer:

What wouldn't you do for the almighty dollar? Like, say, for 2 million dollars what WOULDN'T you do? we know we wouldn't allow the other to fuck someone else (we think anyway! LOL!), and we wouldn't do anything to or with an animal. Oh and we would NOT fuck Jabba the hut, Jay Leno, Aunt Esther, or Janice Dickerson!

What about you? Have fun with these thoughts and questions and write back to us.

THANX!

The Freakensteins

Day 3 and 4. (Oh, and Poor Rhianna!)
1:30PM on May 12, 2009

Hi, FreakenFuckers!

We mean that in the best way, really. BUT Seriously....This week has been really hard. Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein had a fight last night, everyone! Yep, it's true, rude world. The horniest couple around have disagreements sometimes. We argued about, um.....let's see....I think we argued about the condition of the house or something. Yes that's it. It was trivial but the point is we cant fuck all the time. But we worked it out and realized that while on day three we made the new clip, "Le' Express NUT with a SQUIRT of RAIN", and day four we decided not to use the cameras and just fuck and make love like mad, we had been sort of missing days. Skipping if you will....This actually upset us. We actually want to fuck EVERYDAY but life just has a way of getting in the way. Our 40 day fuckfest continues.

And now here's today's topic:

 How does everyone on rude feel about the recent nude photos of the battered superstar RHIANNA that have leaked onto the internet? Apparently someone has hacked her boyfriend, singer, Chris Brown's cell phone and leaked some hot hotel "Freakenstein" style pictures to us all. Now let's make it perfectly clear, WE LOVE FREAKYNESS! Hell, we wouldn't be here if we didn't. But we "BLUR" our faces, giving us the luxury of keeping our private lives private while still letting you see Mr. Freakenstein take a gallon of his wife's girl juice in his mouth! Rhianna's evidence of a private fuck session with her man is now out there for the world to see! The goodies that she meant for Chris's eyes only are now for the world to partake. Put yourself in their shoes. Are you doing that? Good. Now respond honestly.

Take care all and look forward to reading your thoughts on this!

The Freakensteins

Day Two
2:41PM on May 09, 2009

Well, well, well!

Hello, porn participators!

It's us again. Well, we attempted to give it everything we had regarding our 40 days of fucking and it aint over yet! YEEEEEHAWWWW!!!!  But, to be honest with all of our rude friends, we are only human. We couldn't really go more than three days before life just gets in the way. The constant traffic of visitors: the mail man, the yard man, friends, phone calls, family, jobs! Hell,  we are lucky to even get to film anything. And mind you, NO ONE in our private lives knows that we are THE FREAKENSTEINS in the rude world!

If our home life was a little more private we could triple our content. We have tons of footage that we haven't gotten to just because we lack the privacy. Mr. Freakenstein has his "Boys" that come over and want to chill and Mrs. Freakenstein has a social and business life of her own as well. So how can one be a sex god and goddess while trying to live normal lives? Well, a Freakenstein does what a Freakenstein can!

Did you all see the AVN awards on Showtime? That was wild! The professional adult entertainment world seems so, I don't know...multi personalitied, for lack of a better word. Some of the people seemed so troubled while others seemed to love it and others seemed to be pretending to love it. What an interesting life and community they have. I often wonder what that would be like swallowing strange cum and eating foreign pussy for a living. Not for fun but for work. You know what I mean? The people here seem so different than that. Yeah we do it for the dollars but it just seems that after we take your money we still have our selves and I don't know about everyone but Mr. and Mrs. F like the idea of others watching us and getting some gratification from it.

Not disrespecting the pros, mind you! We like porn! Just got a glimpse under it's dress last night and found it very interesting. Would love to write a book or a movie about what goes on in that world. Anyway, our fucking continues!
PEACE......

We're Back! And with a new question!
12:58AM on March 06, 2009





Ah, My perverts and freakazoids!

We meet again! It's us the Freakensteins (duh), and we are so happy to be amongst our own once again! Just a quick word to let you know we are getting back to work. Lots of new stuff and coming soon hi-def clips! But first things first.

Question. Can anyone tell us how you balance your "rude life" with the real one?

We have tried to commit our Rude work to Wednesdays. This is the days where we film, experiment and what have you. Those of you out there who have been married for a while know how challenging it can be to get real time with your spouse. Now try to throw porn in the mix! LOL! Don't get us wrong we still make love and fuck. But we like to try to put it on in front of the cameras too.

So all you professional pervs out there tell us. How often do you put in work when you play? In other words, is what we see on rude your only fucking? Is porn your real life and real life just a facade? Do you wish you could live in this world and just wear the other one when it suits you?

The Freakensteins have a fulfilling life but it is filled with stress, dramas and, of course, financial woes at times. How does balance the Freak with the FACTS? The facts of life that is....Give us your thoughts on the subject.

Peace and Pleasuring!

The Freakensteins

Another idea...Don't tell anyone.
12:47AM on January 25, 2009

Hi you mother fuckin, Pervs you! LOL!

This is a blog quickie....We've got an idea. We're thinking about starting a new hot clips section on my blog. We want to start listing the Freakenstein's horny, hot top 10 or maybe top 20 of the week. Things that get Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein really hot and bothered! Will probably try it this Fri. We'll keep you posted! Think that's a good idea?

Falling behind and Mr. F was in My behind (Literally)!
4:48PM on January 19, 2009

 Hi, all!

We are here again hard at work and on our grind to make thangs happen. Mr. Freakenstein is editing material. So you are stuck with Mrs. Freakenstein today. Last night Me and Mr. (do you mind if I call him that? It's just faster on my typing) made love without the lights and cameras. I am on vacation from my real job and we went out to a club, came home and just fucked each other senseless. We don't get to go out much so this was really special.

We tried anal and while my butt was extremely sore afterwards, I found it incredibly erotic and pleasurable. Can't say that we will get that one on cam soon, (well I don't know, maybe. LOL) but I felt amazingly close to Mr. as he came inside my ass. So, anyone else out there found any real lasting pleasure in anal? Are there certain secrets to making it easier? Do you all like it or just do it to please him (or her, or whatever. Hee, hee.)? Eager to hear some comments so please post.

Mrs. Freakenstein

Trying to work this
3:02AM on January 18, 2009


 Hi, all you blog hounding pervs out there!
Here's a photo from our latest rude pix, "Rockstar Shit! Fat asses, Fat Rabbits!" But anyway, onto our thoughts.

Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein want to do a live show. We are going to do it but we are tyring to incorporate this into our lives so that no one will disturb us during our broadcast time. We feel like superheroes or something trying to swing into action without anyone finding out our secret identity! LOL.
Being a Freakenstein is damn sure fun, but it aint easy, peeps....
How do some of yall do it? It is obvious that a lot you have private lives. How are you able to put the work in? The only thing we can think of is hitting our show off in the mid day like Regis Philbin except with some fucking in it. Is there an audience for this type of stuff during the day yall? whaddaya think? Any suggestions? Anyone with similar problems out there? Let us know.

The Freakensteins

A funny thang happened....
9:30PM on January 15, 2009

 Hey, Mr. Freakenstein here.

I am trying to get Mrs. Freakenstein to blog more but she's lazy. She does read EVERYTHING, though...Comments email, etc...

Today I finished the trailer for "when the toys are gone" and Me and wifey were trying to make time to "create art" so to speak. But the original plan was simply to take some photos and more or less take it easy. I don't know what was worse, dealing with all the interruptions, (people calling, visiting, etc.) or trying to stay focused on the actual task of photographing Mrs. Freakenstein. We tried something hilarious. We tried to create a sort of disguise, you know, like, a wig, shades, little makeup. WE were both laughing and giggling so hard we almost fucked up the video. At one point Mrs. Freakenstein whispered, "I look like a hooker", and giggled. I asked was she okay (this has to be fun for us or we don't do it! Period.) She was laughing and assured me she was cool.

Man, and then ol' girl got totally into character! I got so turned on by the way she was moving (we were listening to electronica for some reason. I guess to be different) I was taking the photos naked. Toys came out, and we just went nuts. She had on this cute litte pink dress and she begged me to come all over it! OOOKaaay....LOL. So anyway I ruined the dress in an absolutely beautiful way and we got some incidental footage out of it. I swear I was trying to take a bit of a break. Today was absolutely hilarious, weird and surreal. As you all know, the Freakensteins are completely thrown over each other.

PEACE and PeRV!

The FReakensteins