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The LOAD: to Nut Big or average. That is the question.
7:14PM on February 24, 2010
Hey, FreakenFuckers!
Well, while we are here for this short stay with the group we love so much (that would be you, rude peeps), we thought we should blog a bit. We really wish we could not only fuck more, but we would both find it very awesome to figure out a way to increase Mr. Freakenstein's load size! LOL! Don't get us wrong we've talked about it and he actually can produce quite a bit of NUT JUICE but we'd like it to happen more consistently. Mrs. Freakenstein has been known to drink a gooey load once in awhile (the moment has to be right and she needs to be horny as fuck! LOL), But she loves to be showered in Mr. Freakenstein's hot spunk. The more the merrier. So we've decided to try to figure if there is something out there to help you get one of those Peter North HUGE BLASTING CUM BATHS.
We've seen pills that make the claim to increase your orgasm and the actual amount of sperm you produce but we haven't tried anything. Any suggestions? Like we said, Mr. F is bringing it but it would be fun to just go all out if it's possible. Let us know what you know. Have you tried anything? Did it work? Sound off for us.
The Freakensteins
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Levit... |
March 01, 2010 (Report It)
Increasing load size huh... interesting questions. All I'll say is whatever MrF does, be careful. I'm a great beleiver in 'if it aint broke don't fix it'. Much love to you both xx |
Long1... |
February 25, 2010 (Report It)
Well I'm one of some that'll bust some loads but the deal with me is that I'm pretty much horny most of da time but don't have a lady in my life to get up with so all i got is my porn vids and da rude ladies on this site. I be doing 1 of two things: 1) I'll be jacking my rod to some vids but I try not to bust one. I'll do that shit for some days straight 'til one day a nigga can't hold it in anymore and i'll bust alotta nut that's been storing up from stroking alot and not busting. Or 2) When I'm real busy with work or got some other shit going on wit me, I don't think 'bout it. I keep busy. Believe it or not, several times it'd be a week or 10-15 dayz before I'm like "fuck it" and watch a good vid or a good pic that'll have me bustin a large load from not jacking off. But like i said before, I don't know if it's something ya man would be interested in 'cuz y'all got each other and fuck damn near everyday and I don't believe he'll take some dayz off from getting down to business with you! Lol. As far as them pills, I ain't really too sure about them. Ain't no telling what kind of ingredients r in some things. But good luck 2 u both.
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Damn this ETERNAL face BLURRING!!!!
2:50PM on July 23, 2009
Hi, Freakenites!
Sorry we haven't been in the mix lately. This recession is hitting the Freakensteins pretty hard and well, it's hard to feel like fucking when yo' money is funny! Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein has been a little depressed by the short on money so we feel we need to motivate ourselves to maybe step up our RUDE game.
The sad part is we really are limited to our infamous rude store and our funny and wild Rude Flix. We wish we could keep up with the demand and our fans who want more of us. Unfortunately, we MUST hide our faces which means the
VERY slooooooow process of blurring out our faces. This slows up production to about one, maybe two a week (and that is with consistent, steady editing in front of the MAC!). This includes whatever trailer/ad we make for the flix. So it is hard to turn a signicant profit doing this. This has really been a labor of love ( no pun intended). Needless to say there have been several REAL moments when we have almost said to hell with it! Let's just not face blur! We could triple or even quadruple our content per week!!! More Freakensteins for you means a little extra mulah for us! Everyone is happy!
But then we had to wake up. Both of we Freakensteins have a few innate flaws. We are shy, a little insecure, and neither of us wants someone walking up to us in a grocery store while we're with a family member or friend to have them say,
"Mrs. Freakenstein bust that NUTT on my FACE! I'll drink it all, baby!"
Or,
"Ohh..Mr. Freakenstein I love the way you fuck! I love watchin' your ass while you fuck your wife!"
These are not the best openers to good conversation in our real life. LOL! So we'll just have to get more creative on camera placement. We hope this doesn't mess with spontanaeity. We need to rent some LEVITYHEAVEN and see how she does her awesome camera work when she works with a partner.
OK AND NOW TODAYS BLOG QUESTION:
1. How do you guys feel about dirty talking? I mean, when is it too much? Mr. Freakenstein loves it when his wife whispers really nasty things and one time Mrs. Freakenstein came so hard and lost her fucking mind when her husband said "come take my shit" when he was about to dump a big load of sperm into her mouth.
Lately, Mr. Freakenstein has been fantasizing about his wifey talking dirty to him while she gushes her squirt in his mouth. He wants her to say something basic like, "Drink my fucking cum! Swallow all of it.." Maybe even call him a name or something. That would be nice, real and great for us but we don't want it to sound contrived for you all. So what do you think? Want a little dirty talk in your clips? Mr. F does.
and:
2. How does everyone feel about Mrs. Freakenstein getting into strapons? Mr. F is extremely worried about this one! LOL! We've had a few request and Mr. F is worried about the perceptions of such a thing. In private Mrs. F has played around with Mr. F ass hole. She's used everything from her finger(s) to a vibrator. NEVER a dilo and Especially a strap on.....We have filmed Mrs. F sticking the vibrator in a little but Mr. F is terrified to put that out! LOL! He doesn't want people thinking the wrong thing. Now we ask you: Is that weird of him or what?
We don't want to turn off the few fans we do have. Either way, we are going to photograph her wearing one. Get back at us!
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TheFr... |
July 23, 2009 (Report It)
Thanks everyone! Oh, and we see some new faces here! Welcome to our blog, y'all! We actually have some beautiful mask that we purchased when we first joined and planned to do live shows (we did one live show and it was awsome)! But we never got a chance to use them. It seems each time we get into the bedroom a lot of things we initially plan just kinda go out the window. LOL!
Yes, Levity, we remember your words on the matter at this this link:
http://www.rude.com/main/message_board/view_post/topic/93546
We're sure we will continue to experiment and explore but still undecided with the anal fun. Perhaps we'll go with the masks. Also, as always Dee, you struck a chord with us! LOL! We love you.......Meantime, keep fucking and talking! |
EroPh... |
July 23, 2009 (Report It)
People have made good points about the mask, but you can't nut in a face with a mask on...at least not properly. That shit would be wac! So much as I hate to say so, keep on blurring...or find an easier program to do it with (was wondering how y'all did that so well (I do video work professionally) come to find it is mad laborious).
As for the dirty talking, man, I love that stuff. It can only be too much if the person says the same thing all the time. But if your lover's imagination is huge, it can be a big draw. Y'all are lucky. I've only had two lovers who've enjoyed that...the last one, wow, she would just command me to nut in a sexy and savage way and i would...ah, memories :)
As for the strap-ons, I personally don't want to see that happend to Mr. F. If y'all and your fans dig it, I ain't mad at ya, but I wouldn't watch it. |
SlimN... |
July 23, 2009 (Report It)
If you're gonna look into masks as an option, look up SexySecret, as well. For the majority of her videos I've seen, she does a great job at it. There's one where there is no mask and too much of the house is shown...so she simply blurred the whole video and it turned out very very nice.
To answer the questions, I am a firm believer in talking to enhance. There are definitely times when talking is not needed nor required nor desired...but on those other times...LOL...yeah...talking really does the thing. I can really dominating sometimes in bed...or wherever we happen to find ourselves at the moment, but the majority of my "role" comes from just what I say. Not so much what I'm doing. So...talking can and always will play a key role. I guess the trick is to be imaginative and think of something new or varied to say to someone you've been with for an extended period of time...LOL...and since you're married, that applies to you.
And the second question, I try to live my sex life under the ideal that there's nothing that I wont try twice...just to be SURE that I dont like it. LOL...first times arent always the best times. I've done very little anal play but it's something I've enjoyed. I feel that since you two are clearly just fine with showing your sex lives to...basically the world...then why hide part of who you are? People should accept you for you. Not your "goods" or your "bads". Just for you. The true fans will do that. And who knows...it may open up an entirely new market for you. LOL...I know I'd definitely like to see that... Anyway, good luck and best of wishes... Peace. |
Mistr... |
July 23, 2009 (Report It)
I was going to suggest using sexy erotic masks but Taquilla beat me to it! Darn...You two would look sexy in masks...I've done a few masked vids and they are great fun to do!
Kisses, Farrah ** |
misse... |
July 23, 2009 (Report It)
uuhhh!!! MIZ FREAKENSTIEN!!!! that ass keeps makin me make mistakes on the typin.....DAMN!!!!....but anyway, i think yall should do privates together if you think you really need some cash quick....just wear masks and git up on here and git yall some cash.....there is nothin wrong with wanting to be low key about your pervin either.....even with alla that yall are still show stoppers and one of the reasons so many people are still on here.....ok. that being said, now i can answer the question that you asked....i just love talkin dirty....when you go into the live house or do your group show you can see the chat and how much fun it is just to talk about sex.....and the talkin while you doin it....it just drives me wild!!!! yall talk already....and it does add to the ambiance of the pervworld........all the more spice!!! but it should always be natural.....and yall dont have a problem with that cause of how much passion is already in your lives with each other.....i agree with Mr. F completely. and for the second question.....people will judge.....definately. but then you have folks like me who love all the aspects of pervin who wont give a damn either way as long as its sexy.....and just nasty!!!! but if you want to go the safe route have her use the strap on with the new freakenstein that yall were gonna have....that would be an explosive entrance and girl on girl like that is never judged harshly.....we ALL love that shit!!!!LOL! anyway, yall know i can just go on, like yall old friends and i done cooked yall fried chicken and mac n cheese and we havin martel in da livin room.....but ima go. i hope this is helpful and not just ramblin....luv yall forever....deedee. muah. |
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July 23, 2009 (Report It)
Camera placement is tricky when trying to hide your face. Trust me...I know!! lol Sometimes using freaky masks is good, too. You're right, Lev is a great teacher! Dirty talk is a real turn on when its not forced or exaggerated. Aural with visual (with a little oral...hehe) is like sense overload. Sexcellent!! Regarding your 2nd question, there are still a lot of homophobes out there. You like what you like and there is nothing wrong with that but you might want to consider making such videos for FLIX sale only. That way you cut through a lot of dumb assed comments in your comment section and get right to those who have an interest in that sort of female domination. Great blog! |
Levit... |
July 23, 2009 (Report It)
Hi there Mr & MrsF, I know what you mean by a labour of love, but yes, be business minded about too, better to do that now, than look back and think ‘why didn't we utilise this more from the beginning’. I think the face blurring is incredible (wish I could find software that will work on a PC but so far no luck with that. Anyway, YES, one of the things makes your stuff very special cause we can see you but you aren’t identified, pure skills, but don't limit yourself if it takes ages, believe me your fans (of which I am definitely one) will love to see you any which way - for me, especially if that amazing ass is featured somewhere in there...I also love the squirting and seeing MrF come very loudly, loved seeing the milky goo come out of his cock as he drank your squirt. OH BOY :) Also, yes dirty talk, if it’s done when real arousal is being felt and you're free with it (as always :) and don’t hold back, for me that makes it super special.
That thread a little while ago I responded on MrF and the strap-on quandary. I won't say more on that, but don’t forget you can create a page for freakier stuff if you are worried about some of your fans not wanting come across certain things in you material on your main account. Just a suggestion - that might make you more at ease, but I know where you are coming from on that, it is something you need to think about.
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Mrs. Freakenstein's 40 nights of Sex: Day One
1:05AM on May 07, 2009
Bon Jour, all you tantalizing taint tasters out there!
We just thought we'd drop a quick line and see what you thought about a few things.....First of all, we've been editing around the clock trying to get all of our fuck footage organized. It's not the actual editing that takes forever. It's our little trade mark "Blurring effect"! To blur a few minutes of footage is so such a long painstaking process because we have to move the effect almost frame by frame. It can take hours! Hell, we were tempted to just say screw it and just let our faces all over the internet! Well, then we kinda came to our senses. Don't get us wrong we're not ashamed but if our identities got out it would hurt and embarrass our families. You know how it is.
Any, the real purpose of our blog is because Mrs. Freakenstein read something in an article in the newspaper. This particular article offered a challenge. I'm kinda generalizing here but basically what the article was saying is that if you have a healthy and happy marriage, that sex should be something that has no hangups and as long as it's okay with the couple, anything goes. Now I know all you rude patrons, VIPs and producers all agree with this but the article then went on to challenge the given happy couple to have 40 days and/or nights of great sex!
WTF?!?!?!?!
Now, Mrs. F was totally with trying this and was completely up to the task! She wanted nothing more than to show Mr. F not only how much she loved him but just how she was willing to surrender her SUPER-BOOTY and the rest of her body completely to his every whim! Surprisingly enough, Mr. F was reluctant!!!!! He thought that 40 straight days was a tall order. He wondered what they were trying to prove here. He didn't think they needed a marathon to prove they had a great marriage. He said he liked fucking cause he loved her and she fucking turned him on. Not just because some article told him he needed to prove it. Hmmmm......
Mrs. Freakenstein took him in the bedroom and fucked him silly, yall! For all that she and he was worth! And that was night one! She came and he blew one of the biggest loads they have ever seen! Sperm was everywhere! So now what do YOU THINK? Would you have a 40 day fuck session? Would you if your significant other wanted one?
LET US KNOW!
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TheFr... |
May 13, 2009 (Report It)
Damn that is a good point, Manntann, but so far we have missed like one day so we are on like day 5 and I am LOVING IT!!!!!! |
manntann |
May 10, 2009 (Report It)
I agree with Unique, 40 days is a bit much. I dont know of a woman I have ever been with that was not sore after a few times in row. But then Shadow makes a good point that if it is a mixture of what you call sex. It would be easy. Mix it oral,anal, and straight fucking. |
sexyc... |
May 09, 2009 (Report It)
wat god holler at ur boi miami let do a flick ma aka chico dread |
domet... |
May 07, 2009 (Report It)
if my significant other wanted to try it hell yeah! 40 nights in a row seems like a tall order but i'd try it out. |
shado... |
May 07, 2009 (Report It)
40 days will work some quickies some normal light on day and hot as hell the next very doable go for it |
Uniqu... |
May 07, 2009 (Report It)
Maybe 30 days...40 days straight is a bit much. I know I'd be sore. Good Lucker Freakers! |
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Trying to get organized
5:30AM on January 14, 2009
 Working on new content. Mostly videos. Man, the hardest thing for a married couple is to find time to have relations. And when you get you married, there's "sex", making love, and fucking. Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein love all of them. Well, not "sex" really. "Sex" is just clinical, you know. Nothing wrong with good "sex" but that is more for the physical need to cum, like needing to scratch a deep itch or just to please your partner because you know they have a need. And when "sex" is fuckin great, then you don't really mind because its a win, win. Never have "sex" with someone you don't love. That rarely feels good afterwards.
Then we have making love. Hate to sound cliche' folks but making love is an art. Mrs. Freakenstein has spent literally years teaching Mr. Freakenstein (a really amazing lover) the difference between "sex", fucking, and making love. Making love is a wonderful balancing act between intimacy, PRECISE fucking, and mental and emotional love. Oh, and don't forget you have to do all of that while displaying a total and complete knowledge of your lover's inner and outer workings. You have to know things like when they need eye contact and tight caresses. The nice but firm kiss, yet, the right moment when to shove your finger in their asshole. If done correctly, you can create a bedroom symphony that will literally stay in you and your lover's mind the rest of your lives. If done incorrectly, well, you can ruin the night or possibly get some weird looks afterwards! LOL! Making love is something everyone should consistently work to achieve (or improve on if you've achieved it) all your life. It's worth the journey.
Last but not least is fucking. Mmmmm..... Fucking has it's place in every type of intimate relationship. You should never be so prudish to think that all out lust (not love) wont strengthen what you have with someone. Fucking is really the need to utterly desecrate, punish and destroy the body that dares to be the object of your desire. You want to smell and lick all of it's worst and dirty little places. Sweat and funk always seems to be in order during a fabulous fuck. If you are concerned about your breath, hair, or what you have to shop for after it's over, boo, then you AINT fucking. Fucking is often random and improvisational. Noise is always good. We heard a comedian say that there was something about her and her husband going in hotel rooms together while she was on tour that really brought out the fucking and the "freaks" inside of them. I think she said it best: fucking is when you want to get as much of your DNA sprayed around the room as possible! Please fuck, yall. And if you can you are lucky enough to fuck someone you love, that aint just the icing, that's the cake. MMMMMuah!
Mr. and Mrs. Freakenstein
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Levit... |
January 14, 2009 (Report It)
Wise words Mrs Freakenstein, wise words indeed. x |
TheFr... |
January 14, 2009 (Report It)
Don't sigh, ma. Didn't mean to make you sad. But girl, nothing wrong with sex if you can flip it sometimes and at least get a fuck in there every once in awhile until you get your groove back! |
yourd... |
January 14, 2009 (Report It)
Well, I have fucked before, fucked someone I love...negatory. Sex is unfortunately what I do the most. I haven't made love to someone in such a longgg time, I am pretty much out of sync. Hopefully one day, I'll be able to make love to someone, whom I love...hopefully. *sighs* |
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