My Blog :: This blog represents the side of me that would bring my mother to shame. My fantasy or My reality is yet to be determined.

Bojangles
2:12AM on July 23, 2008

I traveled recently to a destination I can not say, but on my way there I stopped at a Bojangles near Darlington, SC.  Obviously, there was plenty of fried chicken, golden brown, juicy and tender to eat after a long journey. To my surprise, there was a bbw who worked there. She was a bit embarrassed when I walked in.  Either I looked like her baby daddy..or I looked sexy as a muthafuckka to her, or I looked like a joke..either way who gives a shit..She was so thick and sexy I would of rather had her than the greasy chicken.  Based on my BBW calculations she had to have been a 48 G bust nice BBW hips. She was kind of shy and a church going girl...I could tell because she kept saying "Lord Jesus" and she had to leave the store to go on break from a hard days work of taking orders in the hot kitchen...She was so thick and gorgeous...I could picture us sexin in the back room. Me hittin it from the back as her tits hang on the counter top....My crazy as I probably would eat a chicken breast while i was hittin that shit...

Damn...I want to go back through...just to talk to her....

Is too much Masterbation bad?
10:06PM on March 24, 2008

http://www.herballove.com/article.asp?art=373
 

If you go to that website..you will read some disturbing but yet refreshing news.  I would love to get your opinion on this.


Peace to the FucKulture

What do Bunnies and BBW's have in common
2:26PM on March 15, 2008

The other day I was at Walmart with my wife. Walmart is loaded with shoppers these days because of its low low prices and everyone is pinching pennies. So, Im in there doing some shopping with the wife and we decided to split the list and I take the produce and frozen foods and she does the rest. It cuts about 30 to 45 mins off of our shopping time.So she leaves and all of a sudden, I see this gorgous BBW in the produce section. Im thinking damn! she had to have been a 50 G cup and pear shaped hips, she was workin it! I was stuck in my tracks staring at this BBW. She looks over to me, smiles and waves very seductively. She picked up a carrot and put it in her mouth as if it was a cock and starts to stroke and stroke, in and out of her mouth. By now I start to feel a little moisture on my brow and a tingle on my cock. She then takes the carrot out of her mouth and takes off her top. She was wearing a purple bra. She squeezed her boobs together signaling me that she knows I want it. She took her bra off and one after another her boobs dropped as far as gravity would let it. Her nipples were huge and protruding from her boobs. She could make a grown man cry. She slowly dropped her skirt and matching purple thong giving me a teasing dance and she turned around. Her ass was so voluptuous and those hips were as wings of an angel, they could reach for miles. She then sat on top of the pile of potatoes (Idaho brand) and put the carrot in her mouth one last time before she began to take the carrot and head down south to that phat juicy ………..OUCH!! My wife comes up behind me and slaps me in the back of the head with a pack of Pinto Beans.

Wife: What the fuck are you looking at! Where are the groceries?
Me: What groceries?
Wife: You have been here staring at that girl for 20 mins
(Now I look at the BBW in the produce section and she is fully dressed. And Im thinking, I must be loosin my mind)
Me: What girl?
Wife: Maybe you need to get a ride with her and she cook your food.
Me: Don’t mind if I do Bitch.. I bet she likes cooking with carrots!
Wife: huh?
Me: Nothing…come on lets go.


Peace to the FucKulture

IHOP
11:57AM on March 15, 2008

When I go to IHOP these are some of my Favorite meals to eat:

BBW Black with Collard Greens
BBW Latina with  Rice and Beans
BBW Asian with a vegetable fried rice 
BBW White with Brussel Sprouts
BBW Arab with falafel


I love International House Of Pussy.  They know how to cook a mean BBW!!



Peace to the FucKulture!

To Fuck or Not to Fuck
12:18AM on March 01, 2008

At this point in time, Im horny as fuck. It seems as though my cock is on auto pilot.  Wife says im a sex addict and i need help. She doesnt like for me to watch porn but she has a dildo. Thats not fair. Thats not fair at all. I can make love to my wife everyday of the week but she doesnt want too. I dont give a shit. Its time to get my fuck on. I think im bipolar (where the fuck did that come from).  Im afraid im going to cheat again because she is not giving me sex.  Its hard yall. I love to fuck...what can I say? I give good sex too.  I aim to please!!!! I have to make a woman cum at least 2 times, then i feel i have accomplished something. I will take a pill and fuck for 10 hours straight if possible.  Is it too much? to fuck or not to fuck that is the fucking question.

I am now looking for investors to invest in a sex project.

We need to form a Fucking club or swinger club.....(wow...Fuck CLub...FUCKLUB!!!!!
come up with bylaws
Put money together and buy a private ranch (like the bunny ranch but better)
And we fuck 24/7
And open FUCKLUB franchises across the globe.

Lets make it happend.




Peace to the FucKulture

Why do I chase chubby's?
10:33PM on February 23, 2008

I would like to start my rude blog off with an introduction of some sort. While I am not going to reveal my name due to the important people I represent, it is important that I do get my point across to all of my fellow nympho's, satyriasis, Hyper Sexual's or sex addicts.  Regardless of what people may think about our increased desire to fuck, they too feel the same way. Let's get back to what im blogging for because this blog is not dedicated to the Haterz. I love to fuck.  While I do not discriminate against any size of women but, my personal favorite is the chubby chicks. Why am I a chubby chaser? I dont know. Could it be that most of the women in my family were big women? Could it be because my mother was a Big Woman?. Big Beautiful Woman, Super Size Big Beautiful Woman, Thick whatever, they just drive me nuts. I dont understand why I love their every dimension.  Everytime I see a bbw i have to stare for atleast 10 seconds and imagine what it would be like to fuck her. I love everything on her that is big.  The tits and ass are big. I like big cars and big houses. Now, there is a diference between a FAT chick and a BBW.  A fat chick carries her self like a slob, not smart in judgement, and cant fuck. A bbw has class, sexy, and will fuck your brains out if you treat her right.  Its all a personality thing to me.  I really dont see size as an issue with a woman for some reason. My blogs will be pretty interesting. I will do my best to share fantasy and reality stories that I hope you will enjoy.  Whether it is true or not, who the fuck cares? Also, if you see errors on my blogs I did them because I felt like it.
 

Peace to the FucKulture