New Poems in Honor of St. Paddy's Day
10:10PM on March 09, 2011
St Patricks Day 'Jubilee'
By SweetInnocence
Green kitties
and clover panties
leprechauns in leather
Drinking the 'Gold'
humping the rainbow
dancing naked in rainy weather
Little pricks
jumping open holes
say, "pinch me, I'm Irish"
Chili that's 4 alarm
as a lucky charm
find 4 pedals to make a wish
Driving one eye'd snakes
deep into wet holes
Irelands day is claimed
Twisting nipple pinches
from a Texas tornado
on St Patrick's Day
St. Pat's Day Surprise
By SweetInnocence
I went out to an Irish bar,
No big deal, it wasn't far,
To see if I could get a lay,
A little something for St. Patrick's day,
A spotted a fine lass drinking green beer,
So I leaned and whispered in her ear,
Something about how I liked her face,
And would she come back to my place,
She was so drunk she actually agreed,
To follow me home and fill my need,
I was so excited as we started to strip,
My head in a whirl, my mind starting to flip,
But when I saw her naked I started to blink,
Should I believe my eyes I started to think,
I stared at the strangest sight I have seen,
For St. Pat's she had dyed her hair green,
Though what she did seemed beyond belief,
I did end up that night having green teeth.
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