Lots of Changes
1:02PM on June 07, 2011

Yet again I have found myself at a point in my life where I have been unable to truly be a part of my family here. I have been getting ready to go back to school and have finally gotten all of that squared away. I also received a call telling me that I have the highest GPA in my class, all of which are adults who attended collee before but had to put it on hold for whatever reason. Yay me! LOL.

With this call came a crushing blow as well. As most of you know, I have lost two of my grandparent over the last two years. Both were the ones who always pushed me to be the best I could be and achieve my life-long dream of completing college and having my degree. It jit me hard when I was unable to pick up the phone top call them and share my news with them.

So now, as I head down this road with them in my heart, I have promised myself to be the absolute best that I can be. I have also figured that it is time for me to throw myself back into things here. With a new camera to take pics with and fresh ideas brewing, I look forward to interacting with all of you again.

So here's to some happy perving!

 

Visited a former frind
2:53PM on April 10, 2011

I was bored this morning so I thought I would go visit a former members blog. Not only did I read his new drivel, but I revisited the ones where he was attacking various members here. I must admit, that now it was downright hilarious but at the time it did nothing but infuriate me.

I guess the thing I found to be the most comical was that there was a rather large group of us supposedly going to jail, yet we are all still here and active on the site with the exception of two, and they are busy in other areas of life and I speak with them daily. Of course now, this person is doing the exact same thing with someone else. Wouldn't it be hilarius if this blog were to cause him some problems if someone took a notion to believe anything he writes. LMAO

oh well....either way it is no skin off my nose so I say dear boy, BLESSED BE!!


However, after reading the drivel it made me think of the old days here at RUDE. There was a time when we could have deep and meaningful debates on blogs and the boards without someone taking offense. A time when people didn't set out to tear down another member over something trivial. A time when one could visit a page and not be told to stay away just because of their sexual preference, sex, skin color, etc. Most of all, I miss the members who have come and gone who made an impact with their work and their words.

Oh well, going back in the past can be depressing when compared to thre here an now, but my oh my what I would give to see some of the originals who are gone but never forgotten........

Haven't Been Around
3:34PM on April 09, 2011

Just wanted to say HI to everyone, since I haven't been as active lately. Alas, the last month or so have been filled with ups and downs with my family. However, I am now able to be on and interact with my fave peeps! LOL.

I guess the biggest news that I want to share is that I will be going back to school in June. I am going back to get my degree in Psychology and hopefully it will lead me to a career that I'll thoroughly love. Although this wasn't my original goal, which was a Law Degree, I find that after the issues I've been dealing with on a personal front that this will be better for me and my family.

I have also been working on some new stories and poetry. Momentarily, I am leaning toward more of a humorous outlook, such as my Apil Mag submission. I'm also working on a darker piece that I'd hoped to gt published and ready to sell here on RUDE, but momentarily it's on the back burner for a another month or so . I've also been working on somenew ideas for photo and vid shoots. Now that it has warmed up, I am hoping to get a couple of shoots done outdoors. Gorgeous areas where I'm living now.....can't wait o see what happens.

Anyway.......hope everyone is enjoying the warmer weather and looking forward to seeing you all in some shows and/or checking out your pics and vids. Much love!

New Poems in Honor of St. Paddy's Day
10:10PM on March 09, 2011

St Patricks Day 'Jubilee' By SweetInnocence Green kitties and clover panties leprechauns in leather Drinking the 'Gold' humping the rainbow dancing naked in rainy weather Little pricks jumping open holes say, "pinch me, I'm Irish" Chili that's 4 alarm as a lucky charm find 4 pedals to make a wish Driving one eye'd snakes deep into wet holes Irelands day is claimed Twisting nipple pinches from a Texas tornado on St Patrick's Day St. Pat's Day Surprise By SweetInnocence I went out to an Irish bar, No big deal, it wasn't far, To see if I could get a lay, A little something for St. Patrick's day, A spotted a fine lass drinking green beer, So I leaned and whispered in her ear, Something about how I liked her face, And would she come back to my place, She was so drunk she actually agreed, To follow me home and fill my need, I was so excited as we started to strip, My head in a whirl, my mind starting to flip, But when I saw her naked I started to blink, Should I believe my eyes I started to think, I stared at the strangest sight I have seen, For St. Pat's she had dyed her hair green, Though what she did seemed beyond belief, I did end up that night having green teeth.

So much for a good start.....
11:11PM on January 03, 2011

Once again a crisis has turned my life upside down. Last March i lost my Nanaw, a strong support in my life. Now, I am facing losing my Grandfather. He, along with my other grandparents, pushed me to my limits to be the best i could be. It is because of him that I have started writing as I do (not only erotica but everyday life poetry as well). The doctors have given him to the end of this month to early February.

Needless to say I am devastated and it showed in my house cams last night. So to those who may have been in-house and saw my meltdown I apologize. I usually control my emotions much better than that, but was something I couldn't hide this time.


I don't bring this up for pity, but because i know that each of you as my friends and family in some cases will say a quick prayer for my family and give me an ear if I need to talk. So many of you have always done that and it is greatly appreciated.

Once I receive the news that my Grandfather has passed, I will be gone a few days for the funeral and travel to and from North Carolina. Cams may or may not be up depending on whether hubby goes with me or remains home due to work. As the month goes on I will try to keep you updated so as not to alarm those of you who are closest to me.



As always lots of Sweet kisses!

1/1/11
1:35PM on January 01, 2011

Wow! 2011 is here and hopefully it will be better for me than the last two years.  With the exception of the fantastic people I've met and gotten to know here on RUDE, the people in my life have come and gone as often as the weather changes here in lowly Kentucky. At the same time, though, I've found that I enjoy writing more than ever and am trying to get some of my work published. If that happens everyone here who has read my work can say, "Hey! I know her. I've read her work for years!"


Anyway, I hope to be more involved this coming year. I have Mag pieces ready to go and discussing with hubby possible pic submissions. LOL, but don't expect anything fancy I'm not that talented.


Personal issues that I've been dealing with majorly this past year are still ongoing, but more maintained at the moment. Although I'm still looking to lose another, if not two, family member. It'll be hard for awhile, but like this past year I'll bounce back eventually.

I'm looking forward to seeing some great things from all my fellow pervs as well! i know many of you have some fresh ideas and I can't wait to see them come alive. Here's to another year of fantastic perving, brawling, and unfortunately childish behavior (by some) on RUDE!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR PERVS AND PERVETTES!!!!

Health Upda for those who read the forum post!
9:49PM on August 20, 2010

As I said there, it's good and bad news. Good news is that my grandfather has gone home, although he will never truly be himself. His dementia has taken a complete hold and he lives in the past which is hard for the family.

Now, the bad news. As I mentioned on the board, my little one or mini-me has taken a drastic turn for the worse. I am facing the decision on whether to put her back in a hospital for her issues. However, in the mean time I must deal with some extremely violent outburst, and by violent I mean life-threatening. Temporarily everyone is out of my home except for her and myself and out of harms way. This is a situation that has taken its toll on me and my family the past year and the reason for my absences from the site.

A few of you know the details and have been a solid form of support and I am forever grateful. All of you, my rude family, have been supportive and caring. I can't thank any of you enough for it. I'm sure I come across as being needy, but it isn't my intention. You have never failed to support those of us in need and that is why I ask for your prayers. I love my family here and appreciate every kind word and prayer that you send my way. Hopefully, with the aid of your continued prayers things will work out and my little one will remain at home. Regardless of the outcome I want her well. Prayer and positive thoughts and tons of support are the only way that will happen.



Thank you for all that you have done for me!
Sweet   XOXO

New Stories Arriving Soon!!
4:33PM on August 08, 2010

For those of you who read the Mag, you have seen several of my poems. I have also written several stories that are posted in the stories section for your reading pleasure. LOL.

Over the last couple of weeks I have been writing up a storm and preparing at least on story for publication in the e-book category. It's almost complete and I can't wait to see if I have what it takes to reach those who aren't in our community. Over the next couple of months this same story will be submitted to the Mag for all of you free of charge!!
I also have several others that will be posting in the stories section of the next week or so.

Please look for them as they appear on my page and enjoy a trip into a place where I find so much fun myself. Afterall, if I didn't enjoy creating the stories and find myself totally involved I wouldn't share them with you. As always I ask that you leave your comments on my work so that I know what was liked and wasn't. I write to please my fellow pervs, so don't be shy! Come on by and see where my naughty words will take you next.



Sweets for my family and friends.
SweetInnocence

Time for a Rant
8:08PM on June 23, 2010

This is what we call an "ADULT" website. This means that all members should be adults, not a bunch of whiney-ass brats. Lately all I see is people bitching and moaning about the new changes the site has made recently or how they are constantly being mistreated in some way. FFS people grow the fuck up!!! If you don't like the changes because you think it adversely affects you or your money move the fuck on. You can walk off the site just as easily as you walked on!!!

As for those who think members are mistreating or disrespecting you....before you start pointing your damn fingers you better remember that you have three pointing right back at you. The odds are that at some point you have crossed paths before and said or done something that rubbed them the wrong way as well. Shit happens, it's the way of life. A good example is the boards. Hello.....public forum where anyone can post what they think about the thread you started or a post you made. Don't like their opinion....too bad. Put your foot in your mouth on too many occasions and get called on it because you don't have your facts straight.....too fucking bad. Check your shit before you post.


I have been here for quite awhile now and have seen many rise and fall. Yeah some of the situations were truly screwed up, but most brought it upon themselves and wanted to blame everyone else. Nobody gives a fuck who hurt your overly sensitive feelings or disagreed with your POV. Stop your damn whining. Can't handle the response that your attitude and approach to things has brought....there's the damn door. Don't let it hit you where the good lord split you!!!


Welcome to the real world. Some of us have what it takes, some don't. For those who don't....well, hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. For all of you sexy-ass people who can and have made the cut.....happy perving!!!

Did you enjoy?
11:38AM on June 14, 2010

I've posted two new free pic sets, both of which honor true friends and pervs that I've gotten to know and come to love dearly. I wouldn't know what to do without them. Both are wonderful men with big hearts and fabulous green mods. One is always there if I need to vent or relieve some stress and the other always brings a smile to my face with his foolish antics, not to mention all the "spankings" his given as he snuck into through the backdoor. JB and pervonwheels are wonderful and if you don't know them well or have never even met them you're missing out.

For those of you who missed it, I broke out a new toy in my house last night after watching TRUBLOOD. I must say it was soooo much fun and felt really good. Who knew a banana could do all that it does......

I've also been making my rounds again, visiting pages, perving, and dropping comments. So if I've seen you sneekin' in on my lil page, you can bet I'll be dropping by yours. Also dropping by some of the newer pages as well so beware....you may find some extra lovin' on your lil space of RUDE.

Story is a rough go at the moment. I keep slipping into the 2nd or 3rd POV when it's in 1st. This piece may take far longer than I anticipated :(  However, I have gotten several new poems written that will be submitted to the Mag, so be looking for them there and I've decided to post a couple under stories. Come check them out and see where my imagination took me this time, or is it fantasy? Read for yourself and then tell me which you believe it to be.

Until the need arises to do this again, I will be perving on all of you so I will see you then. As always XOXOXO and just for fun a little nibble in the most secretive places......

Tried Something new.....
5:11PM on June 10, 2010

Last night was a new experience for me. Dawg took lots of pictures that will posted in the next day or so and I think even a vid clip or two. Those of you who know me will quickly pick up on the new factor, for those of you who don't ....well, enjoy it. LOL.

At this point I'm still sorting out my feelings about the whole situation. Although it was fun, it definitely raised some questions that call for some major searching within. Let's just say that it was well outside my comfort zone and we all know what that's like.

This experience has also provided me some inspiration on my next writing piece. It will be another major switch for me as it will be written from my POV. This piece will take some time to complete, because it isn't a POV that I write from and it will be very revealing as to who I am sexually and personally.Once completed, I will have to decide whether to post it under stories, as a blog, or as a submission to the Mag. Although, if I go with the Mag it will be discussed in depth with one of the Mag team in depth and edited and re-edited so that it is a good fit. Who knows....perhaps my knack for writing will become something more. It is, after all, a dream that could quite possibly be within my grasp within the next year.


As always, I am open  to your suggestions. To those of you who have made requests or like pervonwheels and mrbear who were promised specific pics/vids, they should be posted within the next week, as GothicFantasy and jamiemac are heading home this weekend. For those who would like to see something specific drop me a line via RUDEmail and I will see what can be done.

Thank you for all the support in the past and the days to come. May we all find a little something special that brings a smile to our face or a cry of ecstasy torn from deep within.....Mmmmmm. I'm off to perv on some of my faves....sooooo, happy perving to one and all.

Listen up people!!!
2:31PM on May 15, 2010

As some of you may know, I have been submitting my work to the Mag. I also post some in my blog, and of course there are several pieces in the RUDE Stories section. The problem is that no one is giving me any feedback!!!!

I love to write, and writing for all of you has become a type of release. In a way, it allows me to live out not only my fantasies but yours as well. Twisted? Perhaps, but I think it works. Anyway, writing in this genre is my passion and it started here with you. Many of you have been my inspiration, whether it was something you wrote, said during shows, or pics/vids you have made. For that I want to say thanks.

Now, I need something more from you all. Read my content and tell me what you think!! I am open to your opinions, afterall i can only write what you want if I know what it is!!! Tell me what you liked or didn't like about a particular piece. Tell me what you'd like to see written about. Any thought or idea is welcome and desired. I can only improve if you voice your thoughts!!!

So please, please send me a PM with your thoughts about my writing pieces. Who knows...you may be surprised at what you get in return....

Wanna Fuck
5:14PM on March 27, 2010

You know how you just wanna
fuck.
Spread.
You wanna spread wide and you cant get
wide enough.
I want you to see it all.
See me.
Every crevice of pink, warm flesh.
Ready.
Glistening.
Wet
for you.
I wanna fuck.
I wanna fuck right now.
I wanna fuck
you.
Just Do it.
Take it.
Dont be gentle.
Dont whisper sweet love words.
I dont want to be romanced.
You know what you came for.
I know what I want.
I wanna fuck.
I wanna fuck right now.
I wanna fuck
you.
You dont have to bring me flowers
or if you do
use them to whip my cunt until it glows
cherry.
You dont have to say you love me.
But if youll fuck me hard enough
deep enough
Ill love you all night long.
Not every girl needs dinner and dancing
Appreciate me with a good
long
fuck.
Thats all I want.
I just
wanna fuck.


Here is a sample of the new poems I am writing. This is definitely a different POV for me, but one I have found exhilarating. LOL. There are so many ideas floating around in my head and I can't wait to get them down on paper. Writing has literally saved my life in the past and enabled me to express myself where others can understand me as a person. Everyone hasn't approved, especially of what I write here on RUDE, nor have they always liked what I had to say. But it is me, a part of me that so few have ever really known. As I open myself up to my RUDE family, I hope you learn new things about me and about the type of person I am.

If you have topics that you would like to see me write about just let me know. I may have something already or it will become a subject for future poems and/or stories. Sooo.....keep looking for new blogs with my writings, stories to be posted, and perhaps one day something in RUDE Mag. Who knows, perhaps I will be a voice for someone who doesn't know how to express what they are feeling. If and when that day comes, I will consider it an honor and a privilege.

Been awhile!
11:54AM on March 10, 2010

Hello to all my fellow pervs! LOL. I have been absent for Rude since shortly after RUDE BALL back last March. Unfortunately, it was something that couldn't be helped and has taken nearly a year to set right. However, now that I am back, I wanted to let you know what to be looking for.

1. I will post pics every now and then, but not often. My camera is on the blink and I can't always get it to work. LOL.
2. Videos are in the works.
3. My main focus will be on my writing. For those of you who have read my stories, keep coming back at least once a week. I will post one or two weekly. I should have one posting any day now, just as soon as it is approved. Keep in mind thoujgh, I write about a wide range of subjects, but that doesn't necessarily mean you will find pics or vids of the same nature.
4. I have submitted a poem to the MAG, so hopefully it will appear there next issue. I would love for it to become a monthly thing, but that is totally up to those who work on the MAG. Keep your fingers and toes crossed!

For those who haven't read any of my work, take a gander and let me know what you think. Also, don't be afraid to submit ideas on what you would like to see written about and I am always open to CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. However, if all you have to say is derogatory or hateful then take your hateful ass elsewhere. I have no need or desire for your drama!


To my buddies and fans, drop me a line. I've missed hearing from you all!!!

Much love and affection,
SweetInnocence

Bored:Urge to write
11:47AM on April 29, 2009

Submission
2:19AM on March 27, 2009

Going in a different direction!!
2:06PM on January 20, 2009

For those who haven't noticed, I am currently in a different vein here on RUDE. Due to our puppy, I have to replace ALL of my webcams. The little turd chewed through the cords....AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!! So, I have focused on one of my loves since I was in school. My writing....and I must admit it's extremely different since  then. LOL!! I am trying to post a story at least twice a week, and if not a story some type of writing in my blog. The stories, I hope, are graphic and arousing for everyone. The ones in my blog, may be but usually will be more subtle and most likely poetry and not always of a sexual nature.

We have all types of people on RUDE, so I am trying to supply those who love literature with something to read and enjoy. We have our music, movies,television, tech, fetish, and other buffs....so lets add one more. LOL!! A buff I am not, but it is something I love and will share with you. So come by, read, and comment. Your imput will only help me improve my skills and let me know what you like and want.

Memoirs of a Crazy Bitch
6:03PM on January 17, 2009

Well, there you have it, the title says it all. How many times in life have I heard those words? Crazy and Bitch, that is. Two of the most generic and unoriginal words in the English language. Individually, they can be meant to hurt, but sometimes terms of endearment. You know, like "you're so crazy, Girl!" or "You bitch! Why haven't you called me?" But in conjunction (crazy bitch), you can rest assured that they almost 100% of the time come out of the mouth a man that has no better way to explain the behavior of a woman who he has mistreated and abused, emotionally or physically.

Have YOU ever noticed or even taken part in the dialogue of this particular conversation? Say you're sitting at the local hole-in-the-wall bar or casually enjoying your grilled chicken and swiss club at Ruby Tuesday's. Either you overhear or are on the receiving end (hopefully, you're not the speaker)of something like this: "Man, I don't know what her fuckin' problem is. She just started throwin' shit and screamin' and telling me she hates me....I knew she was a fuckin' psycho." Evidently, if you are of the female genus, if you become extremely angry about anything, you are hereby mentally ill. I'll just go ahead and tell you what everyone already knows. You are not allowed the luxury of rage or anger to ease your hurt feelings if you are a woman. You're not angry. You're a fucking lunatic. Much in the same way that it is not acceptable for us to satisfy our biological urges or enjoy casual sex with no strings attached without being known as a slut or a whore. Man gets laid a lot = stud, pimp. Man shoves his fist through a wall and throws a refrigerator out the back door of your third story apartment = angry, not psychotic.

I'm sure you've heard that new song "Crazy Bitch". This is a big reflection of the complex male psyche at work. Now, even if you are a C.B., you CAN be tolerated if you can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, love dick in your ass, or fuck like you're a professional bull rider. I'm sorry to say, this is the only exception. But I can't promise that you won't have the label of "freak" or "slut" on top of C.B.

My favorite part of the conversations that refer to the emotionally challenged female, is the insinuation that her schizophrenic antics were entirely unprovoked (see above). Usually, it has this ring to it: "I don't know what happened. I didn't do anything, she just freaked." I know that this happens to me a lot. Often I am sitting deep in thought, bored with my ideas, and I hear the sound of a male voice...and it just triggers some sort of chemically imbalanced neurological response in me that makes me want to destroy his belongings and see what his intestines look like via kitchen scissors. Relax, people. Sarcasm can be hard to convey through Arial font at times. I can't possibly believe that men really feel this way, that women turn into Glenn Close for no real good reason. Part of me knows that they know better, that this silly explanation is nothing more than a defense mechanism to shift blame away from themselves, and then part of me feels compelled to throw my dime-store psychology around. And I love metaphors and analogies, so here we go.

Say you have a dog. Your dog is relatively good natured, even sweet at times. Your dog is, for the most part, reliable and faithful. You know the dog will be there when you get home every day. Maybe you don't spend as much time with the dog as you should. You don't take the dog outside as much as you change your socks. In response, the dog takes a big shit in the middle of the living room floor. What is the correct response?

a) Beat the shit out of it. Everyone knows that there's nothing a good ass beating can't resolve.

b) Clean up the poop, firmly reminding the dog that this is unacceptable behavior, and make an effort to pay more attention to him.

c) Get rid of the motherfucker. He's obviously lost his mind, and you can't afford to keep having the carpet cleaned.

If you are a typical man, then you probably said a or c. Obviously, through no fault of your own of course, this dog is just an asshole, ungrateful of the home that you provide it and the time you have to spend doing so. You're a grown man with a job, damn it, and that entitles you to come home when you damn well please and do what you damn well please. And if he was a really good dog, he would train himself to use the toilet, since he will not understand that you simply can't be expected to cater to his biological functions at his whim. Why is he trying to sabotage you anyway?

Contrary to popular belief, women typically do not make a huge deal about things they have a problem with, such as lack of intimacy or romance in their lives. We sometimes mention that we would like to have more of this and that, or less of this and that. This is known as griping, bitching, and complaining. If you mention or ask about anything more than once, this is known as nagging, hounding, and driving him fucking nuts. Time for analogy number two.

You go to your favorite take-out place for lunch. It's really not that busy, which is great. No waiting. More time to spend on just you. You approach the counter and the young man behind it with the blank expression and the paper hat. You look at his name tag and see that his name is Joel.

YOU: Hello Joel, could I get a number three with no cheese and extra pickles?

JOEL: would you like to super size that?

YOU: (smiles) No, thank you.

JOEL: (yelling to the kitchen) THAT'S A NUMBER 2 WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND NO LETTUCE!!

YOU: (still smiling) Actually, Joel, what I said was a number THREE, with NO cheese and EXTRA PICKLES.

JOEL: (looking distant and reentering your order) Oh, ok. So you want a number 3, with no cheese and no pickles?

YOU: (not smiling) Number three...no cheese...EXTRA pickles.

JOEL: Alright ma'am. And what would you like to drink with that?

YOU: Iced tea.

JOEL: Hi-C? Ok, great...will that be slammin' strawberry or tropical orange?

YOU: (very annoyed and wishing Joel would die, but still retaining your composure) ICED...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA.......

JOEL: Oh, my bad! Just have a seat ma'am and I'll be right out with your order.

*27 minutes later, and your blood pressure has gone up 30 points, your blood sugar is dangerously low, and you have developed a facial twitch*

JOEL: (approaching with a tray and various items scattered upon it) Here you go ma'am. Here's your number three with extra cheese, no pickles and heavy mustard and a slammin' strawberry Hi-C.

YOU: ( well passed any point of composure, control, or civilization) YOU STUPID, INSIGNIFICANT, ASS BAG!!! (throwing the slammin' strawberry Hi-C in Joel's face, and his shocked, wide-eyed expression and the sound of him trying to breathe gives you an almost orgasmic gratification) ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING OR JUST FUCKING RETARDED? HOW GODDAMN HARD IS IT TO GET ME A SANDWICH WITH NO FUCKING CHEESE AND EXTRA FUCKING PICKLES, AND A FUCKING ICED TEA, WHICH IS A BEVERAGE BREWED FROM LEAVES, NOT THIS SUGAR LADEN, RED DYE NO. 5 CONCOCTION THAT YOU INSIST ON RAMMING DOWN MY THROAT!!! FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU, I HATE HI-C AND PICKLES TOO. I HATE THE NUMBER THREE!! I HATE IT SO MUCH, BECAUSE OF YOU, THAT I'M GETTING MY FUCKING PHONE NUMBER CHANGED BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING THREE IN IT!!! MY LUNCH BREAK WAS OVER 15 MINUTES AGO AND NOW I'M LATE FOR WORK AND I'LL PROBABLY GET FIRED BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU FUCKING ZIT-FACED PAPER HAT WEARING PRICK! FUCK YOU JOEL!!! FUCK YOU....(with that, you gracefully vacate the premises.)

Ok, let's take a look at this situation. Very common. A little over the top but still very much within the realm of understandable. Joel is obviously an idiot who doesn't listen very well and has no business working in a customer service environment or any other job that requires interaction with other humans. "You" were very patient and forthcoming in your requests and did your very best not to end Joel's miserable, worthless, little life and still ended up taking about 5 years off of your life, developing the beginnings of a blood clot deep within the recesses of your brain, probably losing your job, and to top it all off, you still haven't eaten since last night. But you walked away without committing a felony. Very commendable, in my opinion. The horribly sad but probable ending to this story is that Joel, later that day, is probably sitting around a homemade bong with several of his dirty, loser friends talking about how this psycho-bitch came into his work earlier and went ballistic on him for no reason and threw a drink in his face.

The point is, most people don't like to "bitch". Every time I have to bitch about one thing in particular is just one more step towards what I know will inevitably one day be a fatal aneurysm. This boils down to the basic human predisposition of not liking to repeat yourself. Hey, the world is overpopulated and all the trees are coming down like acid rain in Mexico City. Who wants to waste O2 by repeating the same shit and asking the same thing all the time, above and beyond the fact that is tends to be a little infuriating after the 7th or 8th time.

And here's a thought, guys! Women are stupidly known as the "weaker sex". Maybe this is what causes them to act in ways which are foreign to you when they are upset. Unfortunately, we have vaginas and are not interested in having a big dick contest with you when we are mad. The usual male response to anger is kicking someone or something's ass. Well, if we as women cannot kick YOUR ass, we will kick the ass of something dear to you, like your car's new paint job or your ego, or your denim concert jacket that was autographed by Eddie Van Halen. We are simply playing the cards we were dealt. If all else fails, something as trite and silly as making a statement about your dick being too small is usually pretty effective.

In conclusion, guys...If you genuinely believe we're crazy, it's probably not a very good idea to play with fire, if you know what I mean. Nothing says "intelligence" like poking a mad, rabid dog with a stick to see what it's going to do. And crazy people do not have a sense of logic, so there is no point in arguing with them either. The best way to deal with nutballs is simply to pacify them and agree with their demands, and pray to God that the voices in their head don't tell them that you would look really sexy tied to the bed with piano wire in an adult diaper full of oven cleaner. And ladies, don't get mad about "Crazy Bitch". Consider the source. If he can't love the devil in you as much as the angel, to hell with him.

Besides, women have tens of thousands more nerve endings in the sexual organs than a man, our orgasms last 3 times as long, not to mention we can have more than one in a single session (with a decent partner), and our pain thresholds are 5-9 times higher. So, what makes us the weaker sex again?

IdeasAnyone??
11:24PM on December 28, 2008

Here I am once again at a loss as to what to do next. I've had several great ideas from you all in the past and have used a couple of them. There are at least two ideas that I will be doing when warm weather hits again, but momentarily it's too cold to be outside taking pics!


My dear friend mrbear has already had his idea fulfilled, so don't be shy! Let me know something!!

Been over a YEAR!!!
4:23PM on December 21, 2008

OMG!! It has been over a year since I joined RUDE! Where has it gone? It seems like only yesterday I was just learning how to navigate the site,make videos, and take pictures. Then came the Live House, which isn't up at the moment :(. Oh, and let's not forget the first time I ventured into the PIT!!! Two years ago taking part in such heated conversations would have terrified me, let alone how my fellow PIT members come across!! I remember the first one to speak to me as if it was just this morning. His exact words (or there about) were, "Are you a fan of the Love Doctor?" LOL! Now he's nothing but a grumpy, old goat but I'm glad he befriended me and had such an impact on my life. As have all the others, even though they can be BITCHY at times and even down right hateful.

Then there are those who are my friends not only here on RUDE, but in my every day life as well. People such as mrbear, harperbutch, discreet, jamiemac, and so many others that I can't recall just now.Heaven forbid if I forget those like turbo, ben, DB, CL,Trinity, and so many more who are always there giving advice, encouragement, and so much more.

This community has had such an impact on my life, and I don't regret a single moment of it. I may not like everything about it or get along with everybody, but I can't really say anything negative about it as a whole. I may not always be as active as I would like, be a well-known name in the community, or anything else, but I can say that everyone here has taught me something. I may not apply or acknowledge it, but I want you all to know it.

The past year has brought many changes for me and each of us in its own way....for that reason I will never forget it. It's a year going in the history books for sure!! More importantly, for me anyway, it's a year in my life that has made me a better and stronger person and I am glad that I was able to share it with all of you.

Happy Holidays! Hugs and Kisses!