My Blog :: Welcome to my world. I will do my best to let everyone know what is happening with me (and P) during each month. Should be some "interesting" reading sometimes!

What a WILD last few weeks!!!
8:31AM on June 30, 2008



OMG!!! The summer really has started off BANGING!!! I have been spending a LOT of time with super hot and sexy Lavender Rayne. She is a real-life famous porn starlet and yes... she and I have become REAL LIFE lovers!! It is so damn nice to have her in my life!

Anyway, P, The Jupa Man, Lavender and I have been super busy shooting TONS of videos and photos PLUS a boatload of custom videos, too! We have shot Fiona, Jenna Foxx, Nikky Foxhole, Chloe James, Sakoya, Samantha Sixx, Rebecca Lee, Lynne Lockheart and, of course, Lavender!

Keep a look out for some sample video and photos. I will be adding full length videos soon, too. As soon as I can get P to edit it all. He keeps complaining about needing sleep or some such nonsense like that. Personally, I think he and Shekki are having a cyber-affair. I keep finding beans on the keyboard of the computer.

I hope to be doing some Group Shows soon. I miss ya'll so much. Maybe if we can get enough requests, I can get Lavender to join me one night for a Group Show and we can play on cam. I hope to get her to join Rude and become part of our perverted family!

The photo above is of GORGEOUS Lynne Lockheart from one of her shoots. The disembodied penises that are about to become hard in the photo belong to P and The Jupa Man. Lavender was there to help film. I missed that shoot. They didn't get enough done because I was not there to keep things on track. P and Jupa are useless without my directing!  LOL Well, at least they got laid!!!  LMAO

Ya'll stay in touch and I promise to try to be more active here once again. It has been hectic!

Love and licks to everyone.

Smoke ya later,
Brooke

Can we say FAKE!!!!!
8:19PM on May 16, 2008



This is what I deal with on a daily basis on IMs/PMs. Men PRETENDING to be female and all they really want is cyber!!!!

And men wonder why women dislike them online!!!!


This is an actual IM that I had today. The MAN's name has been removed. If I was REALLY mean I would have left it there so all ya'll could flame him!!!


P*******A
hi, love to chat with you sometime

smokingfem
Hi there. 

P*******A
hello
sorry i missed you

smokingfem
Hi

P*******A
i am glad you are here

smokingfem
Where did you get my name?

P*******A
i was looking through peoples 360's

smokingfem
Ah, I see.

P*******A
and we share some commom interests

smokingfem
Yes? I didn't see your profile... what are our common interests?

P*******A
toys, hosiery, strap-ons, medical
smokingfem
Ah!! 
Do you model, too? Do videos?

P*******A
no i do not
i always wished i could
the looks are not there

smokingfem
Really? Well, I am always looking for new women to work with.
I hate the plastic Hollywood type of look...
I use REAL women, not cookie-cutter plastic girls.
ALL types, sizes, shapes and races.
So, I am sure you would be just fine!!!

P*******A
thanks
do you do all types of videos

smokingfem
Yes, I do.

P*******A
i mean are they a role play type of video

smokingfem
Absolutely. I am a real-life Dominatrix, too.
So I use that in many of my shoots.

P*******A
that really sounds interesting

smokingfem
And fun.  LOL

P*******A
lol
one of my fantasies is being taken advantage of by a nurse

smokingfem
I like that idea.
Where are you located?

P*******A
michigan

smokingfem
Do you travel at all?

P*******A
not much, not a very good job, it pays the bills

smokingfem
Well, you could make some extra money by doing some video and photos for me.
Do you smoke cigarettes?

P*******A
a little yes

smokingfem
I do a lot of the smoking fetish stuff, too.
Have a pic or two to send, hun?

P*******A
cool
its in my profile

smokingfem
What is the link to your profile?

P*******A
are you at all interested in role playing on line

smokingfem
No, I don't do cyber at all. I only do that in real-life situations or for videos.

P*******A
ok, i understand

smokingfem
What is the link to your profile? So I can see your pic...

P*******A
its under actions, contact options,view profile, it should be right there

smokingfem
I run a Mac operating system.
Those keystrokes don't work on this system
You don't know the link to your own profile?

P*******A
i am not sure how to give you a link

smokingfem
Just send me a photo to my email... SmokingFem@yahoo.com

P*******A
ok

smokingfem
Thanks. I can probably get you some work relatively fast. Have a digital camera? A video camera, too?

P*******A
i will have to think about that

smokingfem
Think about cameras?

P*******A
yes

smokingfem
You don't own any?

P*******A
i own a camera, not sure about pic sharing

smokingfem
Well, that is the only way I can pay you to do videos and/or photos.

P*******A
i understand
do you have a sample of your work

smokingfem
Yes
www.SmokingFem.com
One of my sites.

P*******A
i am here at work can you send a video

smokingfem
No
Too large.

P*******A
ok thanks

smokingfem
You did not send your photo.

P*******A
not really, i was burned before

smokingfem
Ok, I am beginning to think you are a man pretending to be a woman.
Found your profile and you have a photo of PAM DAWBER in it.
And you wanted me to believe that is you????

P*******A
its me
sorry if you have trouble with it

smokingfem
It is the actress Pam Dawber.
From the Mork and Mindy TV series.

P*******A
well i never watch that before
i am sorry if you dont believe me

smokingfem
That doesn't change the fact that the picture in your profile is NOT you.
It is an actress.
Pam Dawber is her name.
And I don't believe you... You use Pam for your screen name and the actress's real name is Pam.
You are lying to me.
You are a man.

P*******A
i am sorry

smokingfem
You are sorry that you are a man?

P*******A
i am sorry you feel the way you do

smokingfem
If you weren't a man, you would have sent me a photo.
Since you cannot produce a photo to send me, you are a liar.

P*******A
have a nice day

smokingfem
All you want is cyber sex.
Liar
Liar
ADMIT you are a man!!!!!
Admit it!!!
Liar
Man
Liar
Man
Pretender
Fake
Liar
Man
Hey Liar... when is your sex change operation?
Man
Fake
Pretender
Who are you trying to scam and lie to now?
Fake
Liar
Man
Is the man pretending to be a woman still there telling fake lies?
Liar
Fake
Pretender
Man




Can someone PLEASE tell me why a man thinks he needs to pretend he is female??? I get this ALL the time!!!

Any guys have an insight???? Women????? I really want to know!!


Brooke

If I were ANY other woman
1:01AM on March 08, 2008





If I were ANY other woman and came home from a 10 day vacation out of state, I might be divorced right now. But I am not any other woman.

I came home from my Florida vacation and found a womans tank top half hidden under my bed, a pair of womans high heels in another room and empty condom wrappers strewn thru out my bedroom.

Again, If I were ANY other woman I might be upset. But since my husband and I are in an open relationship and we are adult video producers, all I wanted to know is how the shoot went. LOL

Before I left, I had set up a shoot with two of the models Seductra and Chelsea Rose (here on Rude) and Jupa (here on Rude, also)  and they came by while I was gone to shoot with my husband Plaedies (here on Rude, too!). So when I came home I found all these items all over my house.

But at least P rearranged the kitchen and kept the house clean for me!!! :o)

See we really are just a big ole naughty family here on Rude!!!

Till next time....

Brooke

PS... wait till P sees what I do when HE is gone on vacation!!! I will post it here on Rude and see if he finds it!!! LMAO

Lavenderrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
11:48AM on February 23, 2008



Well, I had my shoot with Lavender. It was fucking FANTASTIC! We forgot all about the camera and really got into each other! She and I will be doing a LOT more in the future... personal AND professional!!  (wink-wink)

Here is a shot we got from the session. Notice how we are in our OWN LITTLE WORLD!!!


Licks,
Brooke

COLD!!!!!
11:34AM on February 17, 2008



Hello All.

It is COLD as a witch's tit here on the east coast and I need someone soft to warm me up! Hey, wait, I have Lavender!!!

I will be doing a naughty lesbian photo shoot with Lavender Rayne this week. That is her pic in the blog. I am so looking forward to getting my hands (and other parts of me) on this hot girl! I will be sure to post some sample pics from the shoot here on RUDE when I get them from the photographer! I will also be putting ALL of them in www.BrookeBabylon.com soon.

I will have a BUNCH to share soon!

Mmmm.... I love the scent of Lavender!

Licks,
Brooke

Sorry to disappoint ya'll!
2:51AM on February 09, 2008

Well, my visit with Honey went really well as far as a nice dinner and great conversation. We even got a private concert from her hubby, who is a GREAT musician! he has actually played on MANY hits you would recongnize! Listen to the acoustic guitars on ALL the Otis Redding songs you ever knew. That is Honey's HUBBY playing as a really young guitarist! Really cool. And speaking of playing... we ALL FELL ASLEEP right after dinner!!! LOL So, the evening was a lot of fun but no adult playing happened. But...

Honey came over tonight and we got to PLAY this evening!!! We had a HOT BDSM Domme play night! Here is a pic of her from tonight. I think she looks WONDERFUL in my outfit! Don't you??

And in other news, my daughter Navaya came up for a visit Wednesday and left this morning early. I gave her my Jeep so she can have a car in Florida and she drove back this morning. It was great seeing her. And in all the time she was here, I TOTALLY FORGOT to get any photos!!! Oh well.

Talk to you next time!

Smoke ya later,
Brooke

Sweet Honey!
2:33PM on February 02, 2008

Well, I am about to leave for my MILF swinger girlfriend's house. Honey and I have known each other for a couple years now and we try to get together to have some hot playtime when we can. She has even done some videos with me! Can't write too much because I am about to run out the door but I will be sure to post some comments on the fun we had when I get home tomorrow night!

Ah, sweet anticipation!




Brooke