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Why Can't We Be FRIENDS!
9:11AM on November 29, 2008
Sometimes with the FRIENDS we have , we dont need no enemies DAMN.
Lets back the story up a bit. Around Xmas time in 2005, I stayed at my gf house for the weekend. She had her baby's father there too and he was a bastard. She asked me if I would show her how to cook bcuz he always wanted her to cook.
We were in the kitchen with a spread, macaroni, greens, perlo rice, ribs, prokchops, shrimp and pasta salad. The whole 9! We were in the kitchen for like 3 hrs of course and he wasnt there. He baby daddy came in (remind you that they were just friends,lol) and he looked around and walked into the room. I was like watever. He didnt care for me bcuz I looked like his x wife and I had a sassy mouth, which my friend was a push over. She fixed him a plate..and he started eating, the first words out his mouth was..."THE RIBS ARE TOUGH, THIS IS TOO SALTY."
He only said this bcuz he knows that she dont know how to cook. So he was trying to roast on me. I looked at her to see if she was going to respond and she just shrugged her shoulders like thats between yall two. I was like well hell, YOU DONT HAVE TO EAT IT...I took the plate and threw it away. He was like well everything else was good.
I said normal people would have said THANK YOU and eat what they wanted to eat. You unappreciative bitch. I was so mad my friend didnt correct his ass. I left. I didnt talk to her for a whole year and a half.
This year, Jan 2008...The heffa had th audacity to CALL me...and say Brown tell me the truth this holds a lot of weight. When you were at my house..did you make moves on my baby daddy? I was like WHAT!?!?!?!? I have not seen him since the last time I been to your house! YOU are the one sleping around on HIM and you trying to make ME the slut????? She said well he told me that you were making moves on him. I just wanted to be sure. A real friend would not have asked her friend that BS..I cant believe you. Then I asked her....How did this come about
Where you guys arguing? She said yes...
Did he get your son a xmas gift? She said no...
Did you accuse him of cheating? She was like yes
Did he accuse you of cheating? She said yes
I told her if she WASNT cheating on him, she could have called him on dat shyt. Just bcuz you out there dont mean I am. She came by the house xmas 2007 and I gave her son $20 for xmas even though we had not seen each other all year and her baby daddy didnt do shyt so when she confronted him bout not getting xmas gift for his son, while we hadnt even talked for a while and I STILL gave her son something, he got mad.
I asked her why in the hell he would say that I hit on him DECEMBER 2005! and here it is JANUARY 2008!!!!!!!!! If it was so important he would have told you that shyt THEN. Its nothing but he doesnt want us to hang out bcuz he knows that I am one of the few in your corner. I told her, yo dumb ass just helped him put a wedge in between us. I would NEVER approach you like that and as long as you believe what he says and uphold what he does, we definitely dont need to be friends.
She felt like a heel..I told her that is exactly WHY I stopped coming around you. I knew he was a drama king. Brown dont do drama. The only thing he could say about me was him seeing me in DECEBER 2005, WOW! Black bastard.
Anyway...One of my classmates recently asked if we were still kicking it and it reminded me of the whole story. We havent seen each other since last year haven spoken since Jan. Last thing I heard he was still chasing other women and over in Iraq, while she moved in with her mom and not getting any child support from him, just what he wants her to have.smh...I guess all people have to learn on thier own time just as I did. So she do her and I do me....A sad thing though. I would have initiated and try to fix tings between us...but as long as she takes his side. I think it will all be in vain.
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XTC_W... |
December 13, 2008 (Report It)
that's sum real shyt |
SIN_Z... |
December 10, 2008 (Report It)
dam i hope this don't come bac on me..... word up brown u should have spit in his food when u had the chance, or put boogas in the pasta salad, or even better stuck ur finga up your pussy an stuck it every were .... wait hold up if u would have done that then the food might have taste like magic. |
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December 03, 2008 (Report It)
soundz like u made the right decision 2 me. i feel that it has a lot 2 do with self esteem on your friends part tho. they r insecure and will alwayz find outltez on which 2 blame their insecurity. |
Eyevo... |
December 03, 2008 (Report It)
Well...Based on my personal xperience....She just unsure about things w/ her baby daddy...she dont know who to trust n since u r heavy in the trust box...she checkin u too...Maybe it'll pass...Maybe it wont...If she had to check U somebody got issues they need to work out....Maybe all yall need to kick it 2 getha n see where eybody at...Stay together or split up...Thats jus me tho |
jayma... |
December 02, 2008 (Report It)
its hard to find fiends that will keep real wit you always back stabbin you in the back |
grouc... |
December 01, 2008 (Report It)
I'm glad you got it out, she's in love with the bum,one day the blinders will come off, hopefully it won't be to late for her to get a life, and move on. |
turbo... |
December 01, 2008 (Report It)
in time brown they will get their just desserts, just wait n c |
bigdy... |
December 01, 2008 (Report It)
HOW IC IT AND AS CRAZY AS THE WORLD IS PPL TAKE FRIENDSHIPS FOR GRANTED JUSS LIKE PPL THAT GET MARRIED SO. |
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New Years Resolutions! A Time Of Reflection!
9:38PM on November 21, 2008
I came across an old blog I wrote in January...When I read it, it showed me as a different person from what I am today. 2008 was a great year for me. I would'nt change it one bit. I am constantly learning and going through my own set of growing pains. i wanted to share it with you...
New Years Resolutions: Why people don't keep them? (Old Blog)
Sunday January 27, 2008
Alot of people don't make New Years resolutions because they say they never keep them so why bother. I was guilty of this for many years, lol. But you have two different types of people, (1) People who want change but dont work for it (2) People who want change and try hard at it.
Im going to be in that #2 category this year. There are many things I want to accomplish this year. Here is my list:
1. Finish my certifications
Fitness & Nutrition CareerDiploma Registered Dietician Certification Spanish Certification AFAA (Group Fitness Instructor)2. To get back into school, even if I have to get a loan, grrrrrr.
3. Finish repairing my credit.
4. Work hard to establish and grow my two businesses.
5. Give it my all in everything that I do. Set goals and accomplish them!
2008 is going to bring some good changes this year, how about you?
My Current Blog on this topic...
I have acheive most of what I wanted to. I am still working on my credit report, I did in fact get into school and Im on the Deans list. I finished my Food and Nutrition Certification but decided to go into another field which was Pharmacology. Im currently working on that. As for my business, I have grown more savy and I am very satisfide with what I have learned.
This year has definitely been a memerable one. I have gone through many changes that has made me a stronger better woman. I'm still thinking about what my New Years Resolutions are going to be for next year. I encourage everyone to put it on paper. Doing this makes your goals seem PHYSICAL. You will be suprise where you turn out 11-12 months later :).
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ABC , More About ME!
9:01PM on November 21, 2008
A~ Age: 26
B~ Bed size: Queen, yes my itty self has a queen bed lol (Im even more fiesty in bed)
C~ Chore you hate: Washing dishes ARG!
D~ Dessert you love: Cheesecake!!!!
E~ Every-day first drink: Water
F~ Favorite actor/actress: Actor-Samuel L Jackson
Actress-Lisa Raye UnionPornstar-Pinky
G~ Gold or silver: silver
H~ Height: Bearly 5'3" damn doctors wont give me that quarter inch :(
I~ Instrument you play: Guitar
J~ Job title(S): Student
K ~Kid(S) 1
L~ Living arrangement: APT in SC
M~ Mom's name: Gah lol
N~ Nickname(S): Brown
O~ Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Early child labor
P~ Phobia: Big bodies of water; drowning
Q~ Favorite Quote: "Treat others how you want to be treated, Karma a BAD B****!" lol
R~ Right or left handed: Right
S~ Sibling(S): 3
T~ Time of day you like best: Mornings, so peacful
U~ Unique habit(S): cleaning the table at a resturant while I eat, lol It drives my moms NUTS
V~ Vegetable you hate: Brussel Sprouts
W~ Worst habit: None
X~ X-Rays you've had: Shoulders
Y~Yummy food you make: grilled shrimp kabobs
Z~ Zodiac Sign: Pisces
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What Not To Say To Her
8:42PM on November 21, 2008
Women freak out. Often at you. Often for a reason you can not see yourself (talking to men).
You say something that you consider totally innocuous, or even downright nice, only to find that you've offended, enraged, or annoyed us.
Your first problem—being attracted to women, a very weird group of people—is not going to go away. But here's a problem you can solve: word choice.
You need to know the phrases that, once introduced to her volatile atmosphere, will result in explosion (or quiet contempt—no picnic either). Then you need to strike them from your vocabulary.
Warning: Some of these absolute no-no words and phrases seem so incredibly harmless, you may think I'm kidding. But I'm not.
Lastly, I’ve provided a list of magic phrases that you can view as get-out-jail-free cards. Use them sparingly.
Saying these dooms you to a life of constant arguing,
withering stares, and no sex
Forbidden Phrases
1. "Relax."
It might seem logical to you to tell a woman who's freaking out to relax. And if "logical" meant the same thing as "stupidest idea ever," you'd be correct.
Understand, a woman screaming and carrying on in anger or frustration or panic thinks that her response is 100 percent appropriate.
If the inciting situation has anything to do with you, she feels she has a responsibility to freak out extra to compensate for your maddening calm.
So when you tell her to relax, you're implying that your response—i.e., nothing—is correct. You're denying that there's a reason to be upset. You're telling her she's crazy.
Women may sometimes feel crazy and joke about it, but anything smacking of accusations of being crazy will be far from soothing.
Say this instead: "I'm just as upset about this as you are. Let's deal with it together."
This way she knows you're totally sympathetic. This should help her to ... oh, God ... relax.
2. "I love you." (During a fight)
In movies, "I love you" is usually employed by men during I-love-you–appropriate situations—lovemaking, walks on the beach, airport reunions.
In real life, a woman hears "I love you" most often at that point in a fight when she desperately wants to get to the heart of the issue, and when you desperately want to stop this nonsense and watch Lost—which you don't normally even watch.
When you come home shirtless from a bachelor party or forget our birthdays and stand there in the face of our rage and crushing disappointment, do you really believe that merely stating the powerful existence of your love is going to make everything okay? Because it's not.
Say this instead: 1. "[Insert detailed explanation of what you did and why you did it.]" 2. "It won't happen again."
"I love you." (It's okay at the end of the apology, just not at the beginning.)
And when you go to a bachelor party, take along an extra shirt.
3. "It's up to you."
This is also known as "Whatever you want to do is fine with me."
Relationships are full of decisions. You decide where to eat, where to go on vacation, where to send your child to preschool.
Most men wouldn't dream of looking at their wife or girlfriend and saying, "You know what? I just don't care." They would, however, say, "It's up to you." And find themselves in a world of hurt they never saw coming.
Men think of decision-making as work without pay. For women, it's like window-shopping for life's possibilities, and we want you to help us shop. So when you say, "It's up to you," we feel abandoned.
Say this instead: "I could definitely do A or B, but I'm not crazy about C. What are you thinking?" This shows you're listening, suggests you care, and gets you out of deciding.
4. "You knew I was this way..."
Well, the truth is that we didn't. Or we knew deep down, but we were so busy enjoying our fantasy of you that we chose to ignore what was really there. It's not your fault.
It's just that when we were little, we spent so much time daydreaming about having the perfect life. Now that we're actually in grown-up life, we can't turn off our daydreaming switch.
Telling a woman, "You knew I was this way when you married me" is like saying the way your life is right now is the way it's going to be forever and ever. And that may well be true—in many wonderful and not-so-wonderful ways.
But if she were to accept that, a little part of her would die.
Say this instead: "It frustrates me, too—and I'm working on it." It's a lie. That's okay.
5. "[Nothing]"
At times, you may be afraid of saying the wrong thing. You may think, "If I just keep my mouth shut, I'll be okay."
Well, no. Imagine you're pitching in a baseball game in which there is no hitter, not even a catcher. You would not enjoy that. Imagine yourself, head hanging, going to retrieve the ball yourself and, once again, throwing it to no one.
That's how we feel when you don't talk to us.
Say this instead: Throw the ball back. Throw it badly. Even risk throwing a wild pitch and letting her take an extra base. But keep your head in the game.
Magic Words
1. "Just tell me everything."
I don't think a man has ever actually uttered this statement, so make history. Here's the thing: Our most violent anger is often the result of anticipating being forced to shut up.
So once we're told we can give our entire, endless account—no rushing or defending ourselves—we cool off. Side benefit: We also get a little intimidated. We think, "Is this part important or interesting or relevant?" We edit ourselves
2. "You are just so beautiful."
The trick: You must say it as if it's just occurring to you at the moment, as if her pulchritude were a rainbow suddenly in your path, the stunningness of which has left you incapacitated, emotionally stunted, but in a good way.
Say it as if you can remember little else—certainly not whatever irksome matter you were just discussing. Works well as an alternative to "I love you"—but, the same way butter makes anything taste better, it's all-purpose.
3. "Sorry. It was my fault."
So classic. So hard to say. Because it's never all your fault, of course—and it's a very rare case in which she shouldn't also say she's sorry.
Everyone likes to save face, especially men. But truly, there is nothing hotter to a woman than a man who's willing to admit he was wrong because he just loves her so damn much.
You might feel like you're losing her respect, but unless you're always the one to apologize (which means you have a crazy lady on your hands), trust me, you're gaining it.
I hope this was useful to you, lol. Have a great day!
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This is good shit. Where did you get all this?
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The SEXY Experiment
2:39PM on November 21, 2008
OMG! One of friends has low self esteem and she is always comparing herself to me!! Talking about well Brown if I as built like you, or if I dressed like you, yunno, then I would get the attention you get. Man I wish she'd let me put a before picture up, lol. But I told her to come by my house before we went to the club.
She came by in her plain jane outfit and I told her let me take a picture of you. I gave her a little make over; put on some makeup, arched her whoolie eyebrows and changed her outfit from dress slacks, dress shirt and flats to a sexy dress, a nice hair do, leggings and open toe shoes. I painted her toes which she never wore out lol. and a nice halter top. DONT FORGET THE ACCESSORIES!! She was like I dont wear that stuff. I told her tonight you are lol.
She was moping and griping the whole time and I told her, the same attitude you have now, is the one that men see. Alot of times it's not about her 'look' but HOW she looks why men dont approach her. She was like bullshyt. I was like no you fulla shyt lol. I then went on to tell her men see confidence when they see a woman. Anyone can be sexy but look like you give a damn bout yourself GAWD.
She giggled after I said that. The finish product was lovely and Im glad she was happy for even just a moment. She got quite a few looks when we went to the club that night. She even got a couple drinks lol. Her self esteem was torn down by our peers in school calling her ugly. I told her keep yourself fixed up and be conifdent of who you are. :) Chin up chick.
She is such a sweet girl. I wish her all the best. We went out and had a blasts. But then I saw her in her plain jane gear the next day...I just shooked my head. She lol'ed and I said you can lead a horse to water but you cant make em drink dammit, lol.
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Pick Up Lines, Damn folk still use these? AHA
1:23PM on November 16, 2008
After a 6.5 year relationship, getting back into the dating game is hard for me as it may be hard for some other women. I never knew just trying to find a guy that is going to be straight up and down with you would be so hard, dang! They always come at you with some alternative motive ahahha. Anyway dating is a skill I see that must be mastered. You have to keep you p**** in your pants and give the guy time enought to get to know you or they disappear knowing you not a loosy-goosey. I geuss its best to take it for what it is worth yunno.
Causal sex works for some but not me. I rather go without sex for a min then to subject myself to a temporary passer by'er. But newsflash guys...SOME WOMEN LIKE CASUAL SEX SO THERE IS STILL HOPE TO BEING A MALE SLUT , ctfu. Aha, anyway I came across this browsing, thought I share it.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you
would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I
lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
WARNING: Use these at your own risk. Brown Honey is not responsible you getting dissed, cursed out, slapped, or even you actually getting laid cuz some chick fell for one of these crazy ass lines ahahahah.
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Levit... |
November 18, 2008 (Report It)
Love that list, very funny :) :) hang in there, there's some decent chaps out there still x |
grouc... |
November 17, 2008 (Report It)
This was funny! Thanks 4 the Laugh. |
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November 17, 2008 (Report It)
OMG!!! that was hilarious...Ive never heard some of those before!!! |
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November 17, 2008 (Report It)
lol brown love this blog you typed the one that got me was when you said eyes as blue as my toliet water at home and the 20 dollar kiss thing this is like the book i never keep up the good boo kisses |
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Jealousy
4:17PM on November 14, 2008
We face many injustice in this world. There are often people around us that are jealous and wish nothing but bad fortune on us. When it all balls down to is how confident we feel about ourselves. Its not all about looks, if I had to say what percentage I think success is , it would be 90% confidence and 10% beauty. Don't get confidence confused with conkyness or concededness. Confidence includes some type of humbling effect. Anyone can be sexy..anyone can be pretty...If you care and love yourself, fuck what anybody else thinks of you.
When I was im'n a friend he shared some of these things with me:
Trouble can often be traced to a single strong individual – the stirrer, the arrogant underling, the poisoned of goodwill. If you allow such people room to operate, others will succumb to their influence. Do not wait for the troubles they cause to multiply, do not try to negotiate with them – they are irredeemable. Neutralize their influence by isolating or banishing them. Strike at the source of the trouble and the sheep will scatter.
If you make a show of going against the times, flaunting your unconventional ideas and unorthodox ways, people will think that you only want attention and that you look down upon them. They will find a way to punish you for making them feel inferior. It is far safer to blend in and nurture the common touch. Share your originality only with tolerant friends and those who are sure to appreciate your uniqueness.
By acknowledging a petty problem you give it existence and credibility. The more attention you pay an enemy, the stronger you make him; and a small mistake is often made worse and more visible when you try to fix it. It is sometimes best to leave things alone. If there is something you want but cannot have, show contempt for it. The less interest you reveal, the more superior you seem.
The truth is often avoided because it is ugly and unpleasant. Never appeal to truth and reality unless you are prepared for the anger that comes for disenchantment. Life is so harsh and distressing that people who can manufacture romance or conjure up fantasy are like oases in the desert: Everyone flocks to them. There is great power in tapping into the fantasies of the masses.
The best deceptions are the ones that seem to give the other person a choice: Your victims feel they are in control, but are actually your puppets. Give people options that come out in your favor whichever one they choose. Force them to make choices between the lesser of two evils, both of which serve your purpose. Put them on the horns of a dilemma: They are gored wherever they turn
Any momentary triumph you think gained through argument is really a Pyrrhic victory: The resentment and ill will you stir up is stronger and lasts longer than any momentary change of opinion. It is much more powerful to get others to agree with you through your actions, without saying a word. Demonstrate, do not explicate.
When you force the other person to act, you are the one in control. It is always better to make your opponent come to you, abandoning his own plans in the process. Lure him with fabulous gains – then attack. You hold the cards.
NEVER COMPROMISE YOU SWAG...FOR ANYONE.....
PEOPLE WHO HATE ARE THE WEAK......
YOUR SWAG IS POWERFUL AND INTOXICATING.....
A BAR CANT MAKE MONEY IF PEOPLE DONT DRINK...
UNDERSTAND HOW TO DEAL WITH WEAK MUTHA FUCKAS...THEY SERVE A PURPOSE!...LOL
Thank you Don
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jayma... |
November 15, 2008 (Report It)
very good brown if you wrote a book i would be at borders book store buyin it |
MzBoo... |
November 15, 2008 (Report It)
Very well done. I love the pic ..too perfect...kisses n lixes |
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Getting To Know Brown
5:23PM on November 13, 2008
These are just a few things for folks that would like to know more about me! lol
Go to my profile here and I DO own a website of my own...click this link and go to my profile info and my website like is inside the <sexybrownhoney in a nutshell part> where it says website HERE.
Do you have any pets? No but my mom watches my cat at her house lol, I love big cats too.
What was the last book you read? Hamlet
Do you like to cook? Yes, and very well I may add.
What's your favorite food? Italian mmmmm
Are you good at cooking/swimming/etc? cooking - yes, swimming - hell naw
Are you married or single? VERY single
Do you have brothers and sisters?one bruh and 2 half sis
Are they older or younger than you?Im the oldest
Do you like baseball? hmm not professional, but I love backyard baseball
Do you live alone? with one child
Do you live in a house or an apartment? apt
Have you ever lived in another country? Germany
Have you ever met a famous person? yes 3
How do you spend your free time? Reading watching the news, surfing the net and PLAYING ON RUDE lol
How old are you? 26
How tall are you? barely 5'3"
Tell me about a favorite event of your adulthood. my pregnancy and the birth of my child
Tell me about a favorite event of your childhood. me winning Miss Senior in high school
What are your hobbies? photography, dancing, reading, videographing and I LOVE to watch movies
What two things you absolutely hate? I hate being lied to and I hate when I help folk and when I need help myself that go ghost. The type of people that call ya ONLY when they need something. Ooooooooooo that urks me!
What countries have you visited? Germany, Italy
What country are you from? USA, SC
What do you do on Sundays? Chill and prepare for the up coming week
What do you do? What's your job? Im a student, Pharmacology, I currently looking for a job in my field
What do you like to do in your free time? Just sit at home a chill, nothing like being in the comforts of your own home :)
What is your motto? I have two actually #1 "Treat others how you want to be treated, never know whom you talking to." and "People are often defeated by what they UNDERESTIMATE, don't make that mistake with me."
What is your religion? Baptist
What kind of food do you like? Italian , yummy
What kind of people do you like? REAL people that arent threatened by me. I'm really a down to earth person, dont let the looks and text fool ya lol
What kind of people do you not like? FAKERS, DECIEVERS, WANNA-BE'S , yunno the ones that smile in your face and talk shyt behind ya back
What languages do you speak? English and very little spanish, enough to talk shyt in bed lol
What two things could you not do when you were a child, but you can do now? What I wanna do lol
What's something you do well? I am a people person and a good trainer. Im a woman with many talents.
What's your address? ARE YOU FUCCING SERIOUS? LMBAO
What's your father like? Jack ass
What's your mother like? My ace inda hole, damn I love that woman
What's your name? My nickname is Brown
What's your phone number? *straightfaced*
What's your telephone number? I communicate by pigeon, WTF
Which sports do you like? football, basketball, softball is cheerleading technically a sport? hmmm
Who do you live with? my lil one and me
Who do you respect the most? my mother, shes a strong woman
Who has had the most influence in your life? my mom and aunties
Would you like to be famous? Never really wanted to be famous. I just like the money aspect of it lol. I would be perfectly fien going unoticed.
What do you think you will be doing five years from now? WOW, lemme think on that one I'll be 31 SHYT
Where do you think you'll be living five years from now? Good quesiton
What is your goal in life? To reach self-actualization and stay there
Are you a 'morning' or 'night' person? mmmm niether really..... I guess ahahaha
When do you feel best? In the morning, afternoon, or evening? hmmmm late at night
How many cities have you lived in? many!
What jobs have you done? many! Im a jack of all trades
Which do you prefer, sunrises or sunsets? sunsets
Are you a task oriented person or a people oriented person? people
What is the profile of the wife/husband you would meet? to be a loyal and faithful man
What kind of woman/man would you like to marry? a man that is hardworking, one that I will not have to take care of..and see the previous answer.
In case I missed a question, please feel fee to ask :)
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November 15, 2008 (Report It)
LOVED IT LOVED IT LOVED IT.....DATS WHY YOU DA SHYT TO ME MA.....Damn...did you know I'm probably your number one female fan....hehehehe... |
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November 14, 2008 (Report It)
i love this blog will refer back to it when i forget something about you |
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November 14, 2008 (Report It)
that was the first blog i EVER fully read, i like it. ur 2 cute with it. |
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Fetish? What are fetishes?
9:21PM on November 10, 2008
I'm new to the fetish world. But the more I learn, the more I like..I've have encountered some fetishes that blew my mind. I have gotten into roll playing and I think its FUN!! I was reading online about some different fetishes and if you know one that is not on here , please feel free to add it. THANKS!
What is FETISH?
Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, is the sexual attraction to materials and objects not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. The term was first introduced by Alfred Binet,[1] the psychologist better known for inventing IQ testing. Fetishism is diagnosable as a paraphilia in the DSM and the ICD, but only if the fetish causes significant distress for the person or has detrimental effects on important areas of their life. Many people embrace their fetishes rather than seek treatment to attempt to be rid of them.
Body parts may also be the subject of sexual fetishes (also known as partialism) in which the body part preferred by the fetishist takes a sexual precedence over the owner. Sexual fetishism may be regarded as a disorder of sexual preference or as an enhancing element to a relationship.
In a review of the files of all cases over a 20 year period who met criteria for an non-transvestic fetishes in a teaching hospital, 48 cases were identified, and the objects of their fetishes included clothing (58.3%), rubber and rubber items (22.9%), footwear (14.6%), body parts (14.6%), leather and leather items (10.4%), and soft materials and fabrics (6.3%).
Types of fetishes
- Commonly fetishised items are shoes, lingerie, and specific materials such as satin, leather, PVC, rubber or fur. Although these forms of fetishism are the most common, fetishism, like other forms of human sexuality, can be extremely varied and can encompass almost any aspect of human behaviour. Here is our list of the top ten fetishes:
- Shoes are commonly fetishised. Usually it is women's high-heeled shoes or boots that are idolised, while some fetishists prefer more ordinary footwear such as trainers. Particularly attractive to some are extremely high and dangerous-looking heels, perhaps because of sadomasochistic desires and fantasies.
Lingerie, such as satin and lace items, including slips, nightdresses, and underwear are often a fetish stimulus.
- Hosiery is another commonly fetishised item of women's clothes. Some like stockings (either hold-ups or with suspenders) while others prefer pantyhose (tights). Fetishists often have favourite colours or deniers, or specific features such as seams, reinforced toes and heels, or fishnet material. White socks are also a common turn on, presumably because of the association with 'innocent' schoolgirls.
- Bodywear, such as spandex leggings and leotards are similarly fetishised, as are tight, shiny garments made of leather, rubber, or PVC. The Japanese term 'zentai' refers to a spandex suit convering the entire body. For others, tight jeans are the objects of interest.
- Leather is another material that is subject to fetish interest by both heterosexuals and homosexuals. It is associated with motorcycling, kinky sex, and leather fashions.
- Rubber, PVC and latex are also materials for fetish clothing. These can range from items such as cloaks to thin, tight and shiny clothing. The rubber fetish can be centred on conventionally sexy items such as gowns and skin-tight garments as well as such unlikely items as gas masks.
- Uniforms, including police, military and schoolgirl outfits, can also be the focus of a fetish. This is obviously influenced by ideas of domination in the case of authoritarian uniforms and the presumed submissive innocence of the schoolgirl.
- Accessories, such as eyeglasses, jewellery and body piercing hardware, which are in close contact with the body, are often the attraction rather than clothes.
- Medical procedures and devices, including enemas and orthopaedic equipment can also be the subject of fetish. For example, dental braces, or orthodontic fetishism, is a form of sexual fetishism where a person is sexually aroused or stimulated by the sight or feel of dental braces. They can be aroused by tongue contact with the braces. Some are aroused particularly by the sight of a woman's tongue touching her braces. This is usually associated with males seeing braces on females, and is probably related to schoolgirl fantasies, as dental braces are unusual on anyone other than teenagers.
- Body parts, such as body hair, feet, ankles, navel, neck, hands and fingernails, are also common fetish stimuli. We would not normally include legs, bum, and breasts in this category because attraction to these body parts is so conventional, however it is possible to have an excessive interest in these items that could lead to the medical diagnosis of clinically defined fetishism.
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Weight Loss Tips
9:09PM on November 10, 2008
Are you trying to loose a few pounds? I use to be a weight loss counselor and I lost 40lbs in 4 months. If you would like to lose weight but not go on a BIG CRASH DIET, her are some tips I gave my clients before they went on their official diet. (PS- BBW gets mad love! If it aint broke don't try to fix it, lol)
1. DRINK, DRINK, DRINK water that is. This is the most important. Water is used for a lot of the body's daily functions. Crystal Light and Sugar free drinks dont count. Cut out everything else except water. If you do drink anything other than water, drink the same amount of water to flush it. For example: 16 oz coke = 64 oz of water + 16oz (64 oz is the normal amount needed per day, but you should drink half your weight in oz <160lbs = 80oz of water>) ABSOLUTELY NOOOOO ALCOHOL...
2. Cut out fried foods and eat beef no more than 1 time a week. Fried foods are high in calorie and and beef takes longer than most meats to digest. Fish and shellfish are a good way to go. Grill, bake, broil and boil meats.
3. Eat fresh fruits an veggies and plenty of them. No canned fruits and veggies, they contain too much salt and too much sugar. Recommeded fruits are watermelon, cantelope, honey dew melon, grapes, pears and prunes.Use these as snacks. Yogurt is an excellent snack as well.
4. Order supplements to curb your appetite. I definitely recommend hoodia. This will make it easier to cut portions. Eat HALF of wat you would normally eat. When you go out to eat, get a take out plate and put half the food in the take out tray for another meal time. If its not on your plate, you will not be tempted.
5. For the first week, I highly recomend a fiber supplement daily. This will give you colon a good cleansing lol. Can you imagine that greasy pizza you ate last Friday still marinating in your bowels the following Wednesday? YUCK!
This is an example diet I followed
BREAKFAST
#1
boiled egg
1 cup 2% milk
fruit
1 bottle water
#2
bowl of high fiber cereal (10 grams of fiber or more)
1 cup of 2% milk
fruit
1 bottle water
#3
plain yogurt
fruit
1 bottle water
SNACK: bowl of fruit or 1 cup veggies
LUNCH
#1
1 cup salad
chicken breast (grilled or baked)
fruit
1 bottle water
#2
tuna sandwich mixed with 1 tablespoon of fat free mayo
fruit
salad
1 bottled water
SNACK: bowl of fruit or 1 cup veggies
DINNER
#1
1/2 cup brown rice
1 cup fresh veggies
meat of choice (not fried)
1 bottled water
#2
1/2 baked potato
1 cup of veggies
meat of choice
1 bottled water
TIP: You don't like drinking water?? Studies have shown that if you take sips frequently during the day it is easier to get your daily required. Start associating different times of ay with water drinking .. like drink a cup each time you go to the bathroom, or when ever you walk pass a fountain. Water drinking is VERY important...
I hope this information was useful to you! Please remember to check with your doctor before doing any diet or exercise regiment. I'm not a nurse or physician. I full physical is recommended especially if you have any chronic illnesses like gallbaldder disease, hypertension, diabetes etc...You should not diet while pregnant. Losing weight in moderation is better than trying to lose a great amount in a short period of time. NEVER omitt one food group entirely.
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December 07, 2008 (Report It)
girl u heed to write a book good stuff |
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