Sure has the Hooks and the Looks 4 Sure
7:59PM on November 26, 2008
 I call this PICTURE: I C U & U C ME!!!
While sitting here bullshitting with you, It brings memories of a bitch I once knew. While passing through your way on your page, I met this whore who looked like the best. I was drinking my Hennessy feeling real fine, When I came across this whore with a brand new line. I was sitting in the chat staring into my laptop, When she walk up to the webcam with heavenly grace. She was a stomp down mud kicker with Kelsey hair, Jive ass bitch but her face was fair. Now she moved to the side to play her MP3 she was movin and grovin I'm lookin for my que , So I asked for a light request may I have a dance with you? She turned and gave me a deadly glance And said, I'm sorry, but you don't have a chance. I said, I didn't mean to step on your toes, But I thought you was one of them downtown whores. A little consolation I thought we might share, As we lounge around with a few moments to spare. She said, A little consolation  there you're right, Cause when I'm finished with you, you won't be in sight. Why, here on top of your bed with not me on it. Talking that shit a little consolation you can use. Why you look as though you've been smoking pot. Come over to the window and peep what I've got. You think you look slick in the jive ass clothes, But you can't bullshit me I'm a real stand up whore. I'm known from net to net and the way I beat chumps like you it's a goddamn shame. I beat tricks like you every day, Beat'em for their clothes, their watches, their pay. Ill beat you for your bankroll and your wardrobe too, And I'd beat you for your straw, but all suckers don't chew. I could take you to my pad and give you the pipe of Gable. You blink your eyes and I'll have your tongue on my navel. And if anyone ask you who put you down, Tell them Sweet to your ear from across the way. I said, Hold on sweetheart, with that jive ass shit, Cause it takes more than that to make a hit. I'm SeasonPimpin, the only puppet in the field, The man you girls need and the master at the wheel. Sometimes I'm known as Ginger Sweet, Sweet Dick Daddy, sporting women's treat. Pussy getter, backbone splitter. Many a whore holler cause it wouldn't fit her. Wine and whisky taster, downtown money waster, Back binder booty grinder, baby maker, whores money taker know to send a whore to the undertaker. A young whore like you, shaking that thing, Thinks a man like me is everything. I'll take a bitch like you who thinks she smart And make her shovel shit in a farmer's backyard. If it had been the time now like it was in the past, I'd have put my Stetsons in your fucking ass.
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