Get Ur Profile BackRound Made
4:53PM on September 28, 2011

I make Profile Back round page for you.  And I will have it link to your Rude page when people check out my page. Here is some of my work and hope to get more. If you like to have one done just hit my Profile Back Round it will link you to my rude mail inbox Subject Profile back round page and ill tell you more about it .

Get Ur Website Banners Made
3:31PM on June 21, 2009

This new look banner will have the text flash and your photo flash as well that I make... Looks nice in live house to see hit HERE  My Rude Customs Pic Gram come and get yours done... and if you like hit the banners they will link you..To get yours done HIT HERE!!! let me know what you want it to say in the text and send what photos you want me to work with

Original Post by RudeDavid
Hi all,
It has come to my attention since I took over for hosting that there are many myths as to how things work on Rude with personal sites etc. SO, in an effort to answer these questions and to cut off endless support issues on them, here is a little FAQ of sorts for it.

1. To have a banner on your house or show you must have an affiliate program, and Rude must sign up for this program. What does this mean?

a. It means that you have a website that charges money to sign up.
b. Your website has an affiliate program of its own, which means that you will pay webmasters 50% or more (generally in the adult world) of any transaction caused by their traffic. So they send someone to your site, that someone signs up and your affiliate (in this case Rude) gets 50%
c. When you sign up with rude, give them the place to go to sign up for the affiliate program. Make sure it goes directly to it.

2. After you send Toni an e-mail or Rude mail she will go to the link you have sent her and sign Rude up for your affiliate program. Once this is done she will turn on the ability for you to have your banner.

3. You MUST HAVE a functioning affiliate program to have a banner on those spots. If you DO NOT KNOW what an affiliate program is, contact your webmaster, your billing, or someone who might know.

4. MEMBER EMBEDS must always be behind a password protected members area.


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Adding on to your what you got to make it a Banner
6:27PM on June 16, 2009

Chuurch  If you got  your work made from my man New Change I'll add the flash text to it. I'm Just a Fan of his art




This is the size of what my banner looks like in live house if you want one for you web site hit here and see others that I made and much more. The banners in my other blog you can hit it and it will link you to there web sit..

The Menu of Sex Positions 101
9:32PM on April 17, 2009

The Grand-daddy of all complete lists - if you can't find it here it either doesn't exist, or you should be in the circus! Jokes aside, if you know of one I don't have, make sure to leav a comment so that I can put it on the to-do list, if it isn't there already!
    68 (Hers)
Oral Heaven - focus 100% on her while she simply relaxes - she'll thank you for it! 69 less 68... she owes you one!  

68 (His)
It's her turn to focus 100% on him, while he just soaks up the sensations! 69 less 68... he owes you one!


68 (Sideways)
Laying on your side head-to-toe means you can 'get hit' by all kinds of intimate, sexy oral fun. 




69
Give-as-you-get oral pleasure! It can almost be just too much to take ... if so, be careful not to bite down TOO hard!


69 (Inverted)
More give-as-you-get pleasure, just flipped over so he's on top. Not much movement for her, so watch the periscope depth sailor!


69 (Kneeling) 
Feel like adding a considerable lift to your lay (day)? Try this one - but for the sturdier of back and strong of arm only...



69 (Sideways)
Total comfort and dual oral - who could reasonably ask for more? Lick, suck, rest... lick, suck, rest... you get the idea!


69 (Sitting)
Feel like adding a little lift to your lay (day)? For those who like a challenge but aren't quite up to the Standing or Kneeling oral sex versions.


69 (Standing)
Feeling like adding a really BIG lift to your lay (day)? For the sturdiest of backs and strongest of arm only... steady there Big Boy!


Acrobat
Some balance required - but no high wire! Whether you need a safety net (or not) depends on how high you fly!


Amazon
Go wild... the receiver might need help sustaining the exploration, but will love the trip. No leeches either - bonus!


Amazon (Reverse)
A return trip to the wild side of life... only via a different route! A good job for you that you have a trusty lookout up there.


Arch
Look, here it is... for those givers with no directional sense and who need a little encouragement, a can't miss position!


Arm Chair
Not quite as comfortable as the name implies, a rocking good time none-the-less! Now where did he leave the darn remote...?


Asian Cowgirl
'Giddy-up'... equestrians will be at a definite advantage here! She'll have him taking the fences in no time.


Asian Cowgirl (Reverse)
'Giddy-up' in reverse... for those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!


Atten-hut
This 5-fingered salute is one that is sure to make you stand to attention! You don't want to go off half-cocked... steady now!


Ballerina
Ok-ok ... we know that the slightly arthritic are raising their eyes (rather than their leg) toward heaven, but for those who can-can ... do-do!


Basset Hound
It's a dog's life, "Woof, woof". This one is for those who like to get down with their sex... way down! He's a "Lucky Dog" I say!!


Ben Dover
...and .. groan!! Sex and stretching... a great warm-up if you want to try our Sexercise section!


Bended Knee
A perfect 'proposal' position... who needs a ring? Hey, it's Leap Year and she's on her knees too. Here's your big chance girls!


Bent Spoon
Even if you find the position tough - keep trying... abs of steel for those who persevere!


Bodyguard
The only extra protection you might need is a condom... with the Bodyguard to cover your back you are safe to relax!


Bridge
A Bridge Too Far? Not for those flexible and strong enough to go out there and give it their all for their comrade.


Brute
Giddy-up... in reverse. For those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!


Bulldog
A tip from the canine world... use those haunches for flexible positioning and maximum leverage!


Bumper Cars
For when you can't stand the sight of each other any more - but they are still a really good lay! Just kidding!


Butterfly
Beauty in its simplicity... flying isn't just for the birds - wing your way over the top with this one!


Cowboy
Saddle-up; you could be in for a heck of a ride. Just be a gent and remember to take the spurs off first - ouch!!


Cowgirl
'Saddle-up' - you could be in for a heck of a ride too... she could even leave the spurs on if you really want!!


Cradle
This one is so much fun you will want to take it from the Cradle to the... well, it sure would be a great way to go, wouldn't it?!


Cross
For all you missionaries out there, you might enjoy this one - just don't get hung up on it. It's sooooooooooo comfortable and gives a great view too.


Dancer
You've turned up the heat - now turn up the volume, get down to the beat and get intimate with the Dancer - but mind the toes. Ouch!


Deck Chair
Take it easy in the Deck Chair and go for the G spot with deep penetration - something for both of you..


Deck Chair (Folded)
OK here's a Deck Chair that needs a little more effort from the receiver, and offers more control to giver, but pleasures you both.


Deep Impact
Here's something for the girl who wants her man on his knees, giving all he's got - but no proposal.


Deep Stick
Deep stick - it is what it says on the can... Deep! Any size, any where. Enjoy that long intimate stroke - but go slow for best effect!


Delight
The Delight is delightfully intimate, gentle as the Butterfly, stings like a bee, but sweet as honey.


Doggy Style
To all canine lovers, everybody loves the Doggy - woof woof. You've just got to give it a try.


Doggy Style (Standing)
This one will knock you off your feet if you don't hold on tight. All that thrusting gives a great quad workout. Phew!


Doggy Style (Twisted)
Here's the Doggy most suited to anal sex - if that's your fancy. It's challenging but good fun trying.


Downstroke
Getting to the bottom with Downstroke. Here's something for those who love a challenge. Especially when the reward is infinitely worth the effort.


Drill
Drill to thrill? Yes please  Hold on with your vice like grip for deep penetration and sustained pleasure.


Drive-Thru
Here's a Drive-Thru with a difference ;) Be respectful and don't forget to place your order before you chow down.


Ear Muffs
Ever heard of the three wise monkeys? Here it is, 'See all, hear all and say nothing'. Just enjoy ... the occasional "Mmmmmmm" will suffice




Eve's Ecstasy
Eve's Ecstasy is all about control, stimulation and access. While the performer lays back and chows down.


Forbidden Fruit
A forbidden fruit recommended more than five times a day to keep the doctor away. This is a diet to die for!


Frog Leap
Even if your frog is no prince - he can still service your lily pad from behind, before you over cook those legs.


Fuck Face
Ok - the name might not win any awards for subtlety, but it is what it says on the label - and it sure takes some licking!


Fusion
This variation on the Armchair is not for relaxing, in fact it is so exciting it might just Fuse you both together.


Game's On
Wow.... Game On! Bring it on - it's not intimate but it sure makes for good viewing while dining out.


Head to Toe (Inverted Missionary)
The skill is in the positioning. The pleasure is in the viewing. The added value is the pec workout.


Head to Toe (Missionary)
For those for whom the journey is more important than the destination... "Now I now I left her here somewhere!"


Head to Toe (Spoons)
Included for the sheer belief that almost anything might be possible if you believe in it hard and long enough (puns intended).


Intersextion
Most accidents happen at the intersextion, so make sure you get in to the right lane, unless you want to get rear-ended!!


Jack Hammer
A tool that really rattles your teeth and fills your cavities. Hard work was never so much fun.


Jellyfish
You don't have to go for a swim to get a sting from this Jellyfish! Just enjoy the motion of the ocean.


Jockey
The Jockey is going nowhere fast ... he's here for the whole ride. Giddyup, go easy on the crop!


Jockey (Inverted)
Saddle-sore from the regular Cowboy? Nope, just coming on down to take up a more intimate position. Aw, shucks...


Lap Dance (Reverse Mastery)
All the excitement of the Club - but without others watching you. So many places you can try this without even leaving home.


Leg Glider
For all you high flyers, Gliding is a great way to reach for the sky, catapulting you into the great blue yonder. Strap yourselves in for take-off.


Licking the Flag Pole
You don't want her putting the flag to half-mast after you've finished... show her the colors and your pole might be next!


Lotus
This one is very intimate and sooo relaxing - breath deep and slow, just make sure you don't nod off.


Lotus (Kneeling)
Like the regular Lotus, this one will have you praying enthusiastically for more! Meditate as you copulate.


Lunges
Who needs to go to the gym for a great workout? Have a look at our Sexercise section for more great ideas!


Mastery
Master this one for intimacy, tenderness ... and good old lust! Sweet moments were made for this, so relax and enjoy.


Mastery (Suspended)
When all the tenderness and intimacy of Mastery gets too much, break off for minute and let it all hang out.


Mirror of Pleasure
Reflect on how good this position looks and feels, and you might want to see it happen again and again...


Missionary
Actually nothing to do with Christian Missionaries as this one has been around since ancient times! But it never hurts to pray for more.


Missionary (Inverted)
Again, not a Christian Missionary (upside-down or right-way up) - it's just Women's Lib in action, with the lady on top.


Missionary (Kneeling)
How else would you expect to find a Missionary? No need to pray here - it looks like they have already been answered!


Missionary (Standing)
You might think that from that angle he doesn't have a prayer of penetrating; but miracles CAN happen!


Oral Therapy
A visit to the Shrink was surely never this good! A great example of the Little Head getting the very best treatment.


Pearly Gates
If you are looking for the gates to heaven, you may have found them! Just make sure St. Peter isn't watching, unless of course you want him to...


Peepshow
Peek-a-boo! Come out of the shadows and into the light... do this one right and you'll be taking curtain-calls all night.


Pie in the Sky
Yummy!! Better than Momma's best baking... this one will have you salivating for more - careful with the hot gravy now!


Pile Driver
This one will really rock your socks. Not for the faint of heart or those looking for a 'tender moment'.


Pirate's Bounty
You don't need to have a Treasure Chest to enjoy this one, but it doesn't hurt if you do. He'll just be grateful that you walked his plank.


Prison Guard
Who would want to 'break-out' of this one? Guys - show some restraint here or you may end up in solitary!


Pump
The pump can be a great way to inflate your partner, but make sure have good balance to avoid injuries!


Rear Entry
No - not where the domestic help enters... unless you give 'payment-in-kind'. Surprisingly intimate to say it could be anyone back there!


Riding The Face
Get a secure hold because things can change fast up there... just mind out where you put those crampons.


Rodeo
Ride your bull, or buck your bronco - either way you are in for a ride! The clown can't get in your way - he is underneath you .


Scarf
Guaranteed to warm things up... the Scarf is great for all weathers. No need for hat and gloves though - unless you're outdoors.


Scissors
If you want to be on the cutting-edge of position variety give this one a try. It's different, but not too difficult - a snip really!


Screw
The name says it all. Gyrate those hips and be grateful that this is one thread you can't strip even if you get over-excited.


See-Saw
Don't try this one in the playground - unless you want to get arrested! A nice, smooth action where no-one gets the bumps...


Side Rider
Side Rider is like riding side-saddle; it looks much more comfortable than it is. No wonder she looks like she is getting ready to hop off the bus!


Side to Side
A good transitional position as you try out all the rest, or a great way to take a breather without breaking it off (the action that is!).


Sitting Bull
You might not just say 'How!', but 'Why?'. The how we can explain, the why is up to you ... maybe it's just because you can!


Sockets
Any difficulty in plugging-in will be more than compensated by the buzz and tingle as the friction sets you both alight...


Southern Exposure
Sounds like a version of a drink that will leave you with a REAL Comfort-able 'hang-over'. I'll take mine shaken - not stirred!


Spoons
No - not the kind you eat your cereal with... This position is cozy and comfortable, and it makes a great way to start or finish a day!


Spread Eagle
Help her find those thermals and she can soar with the birds! Follow her lead, don't you get greedy and dive too soon...


Stand and Carry
Remember proper lift technique; straight back and bent legs. Weightlifters, don't get carried away - this isn't the official 'Snatch'.


Suplex
A wrestling move that's sure to blow him over - and he won't tap out to be let back up, but he sure will beg for more!


Teaspoons
A 'compact' form of spoons, teaspoons is an idyllic way to pass the time ... as the Brits would say, "Anyone for Tea?"


The Butler
"You rang?... it's awfully dark out there ma'am, either that or this peephole needs a darn good dusting!


The Plumber
The Plumber's Crack takes on a whole new meaning! Shouldn't he be the one checking out her pipes for leaks?


The Usual
If you are fortunate enough to be able to call this the Usual... all we can say is "You Lucky B*st*rd!"


Throat Swab
"Open wide", but who says "Aaaaaagh" here? Real patient power... playing doctor, but with the patient GIVING the treatment!


Turtle
This should bring even the most shy out of their shell! Slow and steady... sometimes it's the turtle who catches the hare!


Twister
A much more fun variation on the floor game. A great way to REALLY get to know all each other's important little places...


Under the Hood
Calling amateur car mechanics everywhere... this is one time you won't mind losing your dipstick!


Victory
Churchill's famous 'V' takes on a totally new meaning as SHE reaches for the sky! This is the ORIGINAL high-flying Victory Roll!!


Viennese Oyster
No-one said you have to swallow an oyster for it to be considered an aphrodisiac ... here's an alternative!


Wheelbarrow
With a little imagination (& if he is excited enough) this one could be re-titled the Three-Legged Wheelbarrow Race... :P

GroupShows Videos Teaser whats so Great about it
12:24AM on April 08, 2009

What is a Video Teaser ladies & Jets? If you know that your about to do a group show post a video teaser up about your show this how for one thats great promotion in what they get. For two for yourself you will know if your cams are working and if there is good lighting and most of all Sound everything is a GO if you will. Now beside the starts that you get and some at most Tips the video when favorite it goes on that person rude page and you can favorite yourself i know I does my best to get it if I'm on. What makes it so bad is when the Producer ask the chatters to favorite there group show and there is no video. How can one favorite the show with out a teaser,  Don't you feel good when sumone favorite your show and it was a fire show and damn no Teaser.  I call it a group show archive. Can the Chuurch say amen? That's all I'm Choppin about. I hope you enjoy this soup Beside having stars your hit what a great look when one favorites your group show... (((Look Out there are Producers looking for Sponsors...)))

Recorded books of Group Show Archive that I favorited that had a teaser to Fav

Check out my Teaser Hit HERE and you can still fav the teaser how cool is that Chuurch

How to use a Condum 101
3:41AM on April 06, 2009

How to use a condom properly - How to Rip n Roll


1. Don't store condoms in a glove box or in your wallet, condoms hate heat! Also, don't use condoms past the expiration date and don't open condoms with your teeth.

2. If you're using a Latex condom, don't use oil based lubrication such as skin lotions, baby oil, Vaseline® or cold cream - the oil in these products weakens the Latex. Always use water based or latex compatible lubricants with Latex condoms. If you must use oil based lubricants use polyurethane condoms, these are safe to use with oil.

Rip - open the package



When the time has come to cover your Captain (Captains at full attention and ready for battle). "RIP" open your favorite condoms package, being careful not to use your teeth place a few drops of your favorite water based lubricant inside the tip of the condom. Never let your Captain touch your partner before he is securely covered.



Roll - on the protection                             



When you put on the condom, hold the condom by the tip to squeeze out any air. Leave some space at the tip to hold any and all fluids and "ROLL" the rest down to your Captains base.

If your Captain is intact (has a foreskin), put the condom on with the foreskin pushed back. After you have Rolled and are covered, push the foreskin forward (toward the tip). This lets the foreskin move without breaking the condom.

(Optional but recommended) Place more water based lubricant on the outside of the condom. Remember, "Wetter is Better".

If at any time during battle your Captain is ambushed (the condom breaks or comes off), stop immediately and pull out. Wash your Captain and put on a new condom.

After your Captain has won his battle (after intercourse), you should hold the condom at the base and pull out slowly. This should be done while your Captain is still at attention.

Throw away the used condom in the trash, not the toilet. If you choose the toilet they will come back to haunt you some day. Trust me, the last thing you want plugging your plumbing is used condoms!

Never re use condoms, use a new condom every time you have contact.

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The man from Sesame St. Played a Pimp Roscoe Orman
1:16PM on December 31, 2008



Willie Dynamite (Roscoe Orman) is a Manhattan pimp whose life and career are documented in this Blaxploitation flick. Willie makes it to the top of his precarious profession, only to hit rock bottom again in record time. In her last movie role, Diana Sands plays an ex-hooker who becomes a social worker. She tries to get Willie to clean up his act before it's too late.

Morgan Freeman really makes this a must-see.,
8:40PM on December 23, 2008



The late Christopher Reeve stars as Jonathan Fisher, an investigative reporter who tries to tackle the story of a pimp's day-to-day life. Caving in to the pressure of an impending deadline, he comes up with a fictional story. The unfortunate side effect of this fabrication is that the assistant district attorney (Jay Patterson) is convinced that he's telling the story of a real-life pimp, "Fast Black" (Morgan Freeman, in his breakout, Academy Award-nominated performance), who's being prosecuted for murder.

The Cannon Group made its fair share of entertaining thrillers, and action, horror, and sci-fi movies during the 1980's, but this has to stand as one of their more interesting efforts. It's a pretty good story (written by David Freeman), consistently entertaining and easy to watch. Ultimately, it does a good job of portraying a seamy side of life, while contrasting that with the kind of high society that wouldn't ordinarily connect with it. And the fact that Fisher is not so different from "Fast Black" certainly comes across; the movie does have something to say about the way that certain types in the news business conduct themselves, and the potential repercussions of their actions.


I think that Reeve does a decent enough job in the lead, although it's definitely true that his co-stars fare much better. Kathy Baker is wonderfully appealing (and sexy) as Punchy, one of "Fast Black"'s girls; she shines in all of her scenes, especially when she's relating to Fisher the comedic account of her first ever trick. But Freeman emerges as the real star of the movie. In a role far removed from the calm, authoritative, and wise persona that has been his stock in trade in the years since, he shows his true range, portraying a cunning, ruthless and also intelligent criminal who can come off as genial and welcoming and then turn on a dime and reveal the ugly side lying underneath the smooth exterior.

Mimi Rogers, Andre Gregory, Anna Maria Horsford, and Erik King co-star, with each of them delivering good performances as well.

"Street Smart" is a solid movie with a good premise and presentation, enjoyable soundtrack, and some mighty fine moments, especially one involving Freeman, Baker, and a pair of scissors.

Safe Sex
7:35PM on December 22, 2008

                             
HOW DOES HIV SPREAD DURING SEX?
To spread HIV during sex, HIV infection in blood or sexual fluids must be transmitted to someone. Sexual fluids come from a man's penis or from a woman's vagina, before, during, or after orgasm. HIV can be transmitted when infected fluid gets into someone's body.

You can't spread HIV if there is no HIV infection. If you and your partners are not infected with HIV, there is no risk. An "undetectable viral load does NOT mean "no HIV infection." If there is no contact with blood or sexual fluids, there is no risk. HIV needs to get into the body for infection to occur.
Safer sex guidelines are ways to reduce the risk of spreading HIV during sexual activity.
UNSAFE ACTIVITIES
Unsafe sex has a high risk of spreading HIV. The greatest risk is when blood or sexual fluid touches the soft, moist areas (mucous membrane) inside the rectum, vagina, mouth, nose, or at the tip of the penis. These can be damaged easily, which gives HIV a way to get into the body.

Vaginal or rectal intercourse without protection is very unsafe. Sexual fluids enter the body, and wherever a man's penis is inserted, it can cause small tears that make HIV infection more likely. The receptive partner is more likely to be infected, although HIV might be able to enter the penis, especially if it has contact with HIV-infected blood or vaginal fluids for a long time or if it has any open sores.
SAFER ACTIVITIES
Most sexual activity carries some risk of spreading HIV. To reduce the risk, make it more difficult for blood or sexual fluid to get into your body.

Be aware of your body and your partner's. Cuts, sores, or bleeding gums increase the risk of spreading HIV. Rough physical activity also increases the risk. Even small injuries give HIV a way to get into the body.

Use a barrier to prevent contact with blood or sexual fluid. Remember that the body's natural barrier is the skin. If you don't have any cuts or sores, your skin will protect you against infection. However, in rare cases HIV can get into the body through healthy mucous membranes. The risk of infection is much higher if the membranes are damaged.

The most common artificial barrier is a condom for men. You can also use a female condom to protect the vagina or rectum during intercourse has more information on condoms.
Lubricants can increase sexual stimulation. They also reduce the chance that condoms or other barriers will break. Oil-based lubricants like Vaseline, oils, or creams can damage condoms and other latex barriers. Be sure to use water-based lubricants.

Oral sex has some risk of transmitting HIV, especially if sexual fluids get in the mouth and if there are bleeding gums or sores in the mouth. Pieces of latex or plastic wrap over the vagina, or condoms over the penis, can be used as barriers during oral sex. Condoms without lubricants are best for oral sex. Most lubricants taste awful.
SAFE ACTIVITIES
Safe activities have no risk for spreading HIV. Abstinence (never having sex) is totally safe. Sex with just one partner is safe as long as neither one of you is infected and if neither one of you ever has sex or shares needles  with anyone else.

Fantasy, masturbation, or hand jobs (where you keep your fluids to yourself), sexy talk, and non-sexual massage are also safe. These activities avoid contact with blood or sexual fluids, so there is no risk of transmitting HIV.

To be safe, assume that your sex partners are infected with HIV. You can't tell if people are infected by how they look. They could be lying if they tell you they are not infected, especially if they want to have sex with you. Some people got HIV from their steady partners who were unfaithful "just once".
Even people who got a negative test result might be infected. They might have been infected after they got tested, or they might have gotten the test too soon after they were exposed to HIV.
WHAT IF BOTH PEOPLE ARE ALREADY INFECTED?
Some people who are HIV-infected don't see the need to follow safer sex guidelines when they are sexual with other infected people. However, it still makes sense to "play safe". If you don't, you could be exposed to other sexually transmitted infections such as herpes or syphilis. If you already have HIV, these diseases can be more serious.

Also, you might get "re-infected" with a different strain of HIV. This new version of HIV might not be controlled by the medications you are taking. It might also be resistant to other antiretroviral drugs. There is no way of knowing how risky it is for two HIV-positive people to have unsafe sex. Following the guidelines for safer sex will reduce the risk.
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
Using alcohol or drugs before or during sex greatly increases the chances that you will not follow safer sex guidelines. Be very careful if you have used any alcohol or drugs.
SET YOUR LIMITS
Decide how much risk you are willing to take. Know how much protection you want to use during different kinds of sexual activities. Before you have sex,

* think about safer sex
* set your limits
* get a supply of lubricant and condoms or other barriers, and be sure they are easy to find when you need them
* talk to your partners so they know your limits.

Stick to your limits. Don't let alcohol or drugs or an attractive partner make you forget to protect yourself.
THE BOTTOM LINE
HIV infection can occur during sexual activity. Sex is safe only if there is no HIV, no blood or sexual fluids, or no way for HIV to get into the body.

You can reduce the risk of infection if you avoid unsafe activities or if you use barriers like condoms. Decide on your limits and stick to them.

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The Mack The Movie Review
11:29PM on December 13, 2008




Mack, The (1973)(Widescreen) (DTS)
Most young adults are familiar with Willie Hutch's timeless track "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" through the Chemical Brothers' extensive sampling of the classic funk song. But before its bass licks graced the big-beat dance floor, "Brother's" was the theme song to the blaxploitation classic simply known as The Mack. Starring Max Julien as a pimp extraordinaire, this low-budget 1973 drama ranks alongside Shaft, Superfly, Dolemite, and Foxy Brown in the genre's highest echelon. Long hard-to-find, The Mack is now back in a tricked-out DVD edition from New Line Home Video, which finally gets this cult favorite its due.

The Greatest Pimp of All Time
Julien plays Goldie, a recently released ex-con who's spent the last several years in prison cooking up a master plan — to become the greatest pimp Oakland's ever seen. He wastes little time, gathering some of the California port's sexiest ladies for his harem-for-rent and employing his old partner-in-crime Slim (Richard Pryor, who, despite above-the-tile billing on the box, is barely in the film) to manage his operation. This riles Goldie's brother Olinga (Roger E. Mosley, who went on to play T.C. on Magnum, P.I.), a black-power activist who's dedicated to cleaning up the streets. In one of those alliances found only in blaxploitation movies, the two join forces to clean up the streets — or, at least, the streets where Goldie's 'hos ain't walkin', ya dig?

Like many of its contemporaries, The Mack suffers from a scattershot story line. Some scenes — as when Goldie attends a "Players' Ball" much like the one in American Pimp — border on comedy. Others, as when he brainwashes his stable of hookers via an audio-visual show at a planetarium, are downright creepy. However, the film is packed with enough style, attitude, and action to make the farm report funky, and it's always watchable.

While it doesn't quite get the deluxe treatment that Goldie would've wanted, The Mack DVD offers two solid extras to entertain blaxploitation fans and educate the uninitiated. The top dog on the extra tip is the documentary "Mackin' Ain't Easy." Mainly film outtakes and talking-head interviews of the now-aged Julien, director Michael Campus, and other crew members, "Mackin'" chronicles the production behind the The Mack. We learn that the film was shot with the help of Frank Ward of the Ward Brothers, who were to 1970s Oakland what The Krays were to 1960s London. The Wards' participation brought the production into conflict with the Black Panthers, who were trying to reduce crime in the area through any means necessary. It's a fascinating 40 minutes, spiced up by newsreel footage of the involved fictional and real-life personae, countless stories that seem too crazy to be true, and a breakdown of the soundtrack recording sessions with Hutch himself.

The commentary track — which features Julien, Campus, and producer Harvey Bernhard as well as actors Annazette Chase, Don Gordon, George Murdock, and Dick Anthony Williams — is similarly informative, but yet somehow lacking. To their credit, the participants' comments never lag. However, that's because their words were spliced together from pre-recorded interviews, a technique that allows the dead air to be edited out, but doesn't have the spontaneity of a live commentary track. There also seems to be too much emphasis on Julien's comments — which is understandable, given his verbosity.

Even though the box promises a theatrical trailer, the commentary and featurette are the only extras on The Mack DVD. The disc does boast a remastered soundtrack in Dolby Digital 2.0, 5.1, and DTS versions, and the original mono audio is also included for comparison purposes. The film's murky, grainy 1.85:1 widescreen image isn't nearly as impressive, but that stems more from the original shoestring cinematography than the print quality. Still, The Mack stands as a testament that, given enough determination, a few filmmaking brothers can work it out.

The Pimp Ho Show The Hogheads Present
3:02PM on December 12, 2008

Pimp Family  P- Funk

Yes buy the DVD

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Need a Banner made 4 your web site?
3:33PM on December 03, 2008

Yes I do Banners Just rude mail me subject Banner I"ll work on your banner with then 48hrs. Like I said rude mail me and I'll tell you more. Here are some of my work..... You can hit any of the Banners and it will link you to there site. And I'll make the same banner the size you need here for your live house Banner and Group show Banner as well.

Sure has the Hooks and the Looks 4 Sure
7:59PM on November 26, 2008



I call this PICTURE: I C U & U C ME!!!

While sitting here bullshitting with you, It brings memories of a bitch I once knew. While passing through your way on your page, I met this whore who looked like the best. I was drinking my Hennessy feeling real fine, When I came across this whore with a brand new line. I was sitting in the chat staring into my laptop, When she walk up to the webcam with heavenly grace. She was a stomp down mud kicker with Kelsey hair, Jive ass bitch but her face was fair. Now she moved to the side to play her MP3 she was movin and grovin I'm lookin for my que , So I asked for a light request may I have a dance with you? She turned and gave me a deadly glance And said, I'm sorry, but you don't have a chance. I said, I didn't mean to step on your toes, But I thought you was one of them downtown whores. A little consolation I thought we might share, As we lounge around with a few moments to spare. She said, A little consolation there you're right, Cause when I'm finished with you, you won't be in sight. Why, here on top of your bed with not me on it. Talking that shit a little consolation you can use. Why you look as though you've been smoking pot. Come over to the window and peep what I've got. You think you look slick in the jive ass clothes, But you can't bullshit me I'm a real stand up whore. I'm known from net to net and the way I beat chumps like you it's a goddamn shame. I beat tricks like you every day, Beat'em for their clothes, their watches, their pay. Ill beat you for your bankroll and your wardrobe too, And I'd beat you for your straw, but all suckers don't chew. I could take you to my pad and give you the pipe of Gable. You blink your eyes and I'll have your tongue on my navel. And if anyone ask you who put you down, Tell them Sweet to your ear from across the way. I said, Hold on sweetheart, with that jive ass shit, Cause it takes more than that to make a hit. I'm SeasonPimpin, the only puppet in the field, The man you girls need and the master at the wheel. Sometimes I'm known as Ginger Sweet, Sweet Dick Daddy, sporting women's treat. Pussy getter, backbone splitter. Many a whore holler cause it wouldn't fit her. Wine and whisky taster, downtown money waster, Back binder booty grinder, baby maker, whores money taker know to send a whore to the undertaker. A young whore like you, shaking that thing, Thinks a man like me is everything. I'll take a bitch like you who thinks she smart And make her shovel shit in a farmer's backyard. If it had been the time now like it was in the past, I'd have put my Stetsons in your fucking ass.

The Ism
11:27AM on November 25, 2008

         
      
          

"Purse first, ass last" is the motto of pimpin', the very foundation on which pimpin' is built. What separates a pimp from a trick is that a pimp completely flips the game. A trick pays a ho for the pussy, but a ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself. Violating this first law will guarantee a pimp a career of troubles and stress. If a woman can try you before she buy you, then, as B.B. King says, "The thrill is gone."

In life what is expensive seems valuable, and what's available for free seems worthless. You've heard that no one buys the cow when the milk is free, but what they didn't tell you is that after a while, no one even wants that free milk. To be valued, the key is not to give, but to receive -- the more, the better. You don't want to "earn" your price, you want to "cost" it. This is the psychology behind the whole game: anything worth having, you must pay for up front.







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Still in my Thoughts my Brother
8:55PM on November 02, 2008

Its now about 10 months still thinking about you and know answers on anything about the killers that killed you man. So I just want to know if any of my Buddies out here know of anything damn. Here is what went down........

Associated Press - February 20, 2008 2:15 PM ET

LAS VEGAS (AP) - A 27-year-old man is dead and police are looking for two men who ran away after a home invasion robbery and slaying in a residential Las Vegas neighborhood.

Police say two women who were ushered into the house at gunpoint were not wounded during shooting about midnight several miles southwest of the Las Vegas Strip.

1 of the women told police she got home just before midnight and was confronted by two men in their 20s wearing dark clothing and bandanas over their faces.

They forced her into the house at gunpoint, and the man and another woman arrived a little while later.

After the shooting, the two suspects were seen running east on Forbes Field Court, not far from Fort Apache Road and Russell roads.

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

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Roastin {My new Group Show} want to Roast
2:43AM on October 09, 2008

I'm Looking for my Panelists



A roast, in North American English, is an event in which an individual is subject to publicly bearing comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories and heartwarming tributes. The implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good faith and as not being serious criticism or insult, and therefore showing their good nature. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a roast. The host of the event is called the roast master. Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted". 
                                                 

      Hit Banner^^^^^^Go to my site and get your Mic^^^^^^^^^

                                              **ROASTIN**

SeasonPimpin Greetin :

 What I'm looking to do Real Soon is have Panelists that want to Roast on anything or anyone at that matter. The only rules it will be is Rude Rules listed here hit --> Only rules there are is Rude Rules...The show is something like {Trinity show called The Match Game} you seen how she had all the Panelists seen from her show just like that but I will add a little Season to the show . Now lets chop it up, here is my thought. Have sound from the Panelists not just type in the chat or writing on something. But Be heard. Yes that's right Be Heard  in my group show called  "Season Roasting", This way our chatters can hear you and see you as well. I really think this is the best way you can hit your punch line in your "Roastin". So I'm looking for about 3 to 5 Panelist to be on the show but you the Panelist must have live House so you can be seen . Being head  I have a way to make that happen for those Panelists.To know more about that rude mail me. I'm still chopping it up about a day and time to have this show... Yes I want that best time spot and I hope Soon then Later. This well be the SHIT be head and seen, In your Live House...In a  group show called "Season Roastin"..1 hr. of Roastin 

***** I want to do this Sooner then Later.*****

                                                  Lets Roast!!!


Hit the vote banner thats where the vote counts

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SeasonToon Drops
10:16PM on October 03, 2008

Cum get SeasonToon Drop Ur NEXT!

3D Action. Donations for the drops are 70 chips.  I well Season  your Toon  you dig? "CHUUCH" Brake Bread! Rude mail subject: SeasonToon Back drop.. * Just to be said and told I chop it up with those that have SeasonToon Drops*

**I got that Free SHIT for you**®
11:48PM on September 29, 2008


Just stepping in to put some season on my blog. And that is, it's always the free mother fuckers that have something to say all the damn time. And I most say that they are on there job like you're on your job. Let the Haters Hate in a long run. Your job is on the right track and don't let the haters derail your ride of things. Move straight ahead. Let's give them a comment on there page and .There shouldn't be know doubt SeasonPimpin CHUUCH...

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Modding.. What is it & How can it Help YOU
11:41AM on September 22, 2008


What is a Mod?

A Moderator helps out in the chat rooms. There are two kinds of moderators. The green two or one what ever one you choose to mod, which are house appointed moderators and the reds, which are Rude appointed moderators.



What are their jobs?
The Green mods job is to ensure that the chat is running smoothly by insuring that the chatters know the chat rules and that they are following the rules. They also should have a few basic links, to help answer commonly asked questions (anything about the house quest). If you are a Green mod  your House owner or performer should give you a list of House or Group Show Rules and macros. (you gotta be a producer to check that out) The is a need for Green Mods click here... Kenny just added a way where if you need a green mod when you are in a show or in your live house there is a way to do that just by hitting a macro hit here to see it

The Reds job is to ensure that the House Owner/ Performers and Green mod or mods are following the Rude official rules. Need a list of those..  Rude rules: No Requests, No Directing. No typing in all caps. Don't spam or flood chat. Be Polite and Respectful at all times. Enjoy.

Looking 2 be a Rude Producer 101
12:39AM on September 13, 2008




Producer Tips!

Rude.com has stopped issuing invites to upgrade to Producer status as many people were obtaining this level just to gain the many perks! But it's not impossible to still become a Producer on Rude - here are some tips that can help you to achieve that desirable level so you can start having some real fun and also make some money while you're doing it!

Rude needs Producers who are going to contribute to the community, and who will share content that is UNIQUE and ORIGINAL! So, begin by completing your Rude profile! This includes having a profile pic, recording a greeting, creating moods, uploading bits, creating a quiz and poll, adding some pix and vids (non nudity would be refreshing, guys, Rude has ENOUGH dick pix!) attending some free shows and adding them to your favs. View the Sponsored Live Houses, which are free to view, and add them to your favs. Any time you view a vid or someones pix, rate them, leave a comment, and add them to your favs. Request buddies whenever you can. Post on the general board (rude Forums), introduce yourself and ask people to add you as a buddy. Make comments (nice ones!) on other peoples posts on the boards. All this will fill up your page and make you look like a contributing member of the Rude community, so you will be welcome!

After you've done all this, send an email from the email address you used to sign up to Rude to admin@rude.com (If you achieve Producer status, you will automatically become a VIP!) Ask for the Producer upgrade, explaining what you have done to deserve it and what you will continue to do once you have received it. Are you planning on doing Live Group Shows? Having a Live House? Doing Private Shows? Have some great ideas for producing premium RudeFlix? Wanna sell your hot items in your very own Rude Store? Have ways to refer new members? (You can REALLY make money doing this!) Tell rude admin all about it and why YOU want to be a Producer here on Rude, and you'll see the Producer banner on your page in no time at all!
Tip - Be sure to add admin@rude.com to your address book so your response won't go to spam!

And if you wanna begin slow, just wanna 'test the waters', go ahead and apply for 'Limited Producer Status', then you can start out by having some shows, letting people get to know you! Check this vid for more info - www.rude.com/v/arbU0gC2JdY and check this link out click here and see what you get....

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