My Blog :: My name is Wankus. Please do not use that as a verb. I am the Creative Director and a show host on RudeTV, even though that goes against the direct wishes of many people who are not employeed by this company but think that their fucking opinions matter. I'm an asshole, but I love you anyway, even if I am slamming you against the wall verbally and having tantrums on the air. Please keep in mind that as soon as I leave the building, get in my car and begun robust masturbation on the Los Angeles freeways, I have forgotten about whatever the hell is was that I was ranting about and tomorrow will be a new day...and a new target! Thanks for your support!

Syren De Mer Spreads It
3:34AM on January 21, 2009

 Syren Spreads "The love" that is! Plugs RudeTV and her buddy Wankus.
Excerpt from her site, www.SyrensSecretCove.SinfulSyren.com:

Transformers Appearance Review from Many Years Ago
12:48PM on January 20, 2009

A FAN MET WANKUS (Prowl) AT A TRANSFORMERS CONVENTION QUITE SOME TIME AGO:

The road to CyberCon Expo started much earlier than last time. Part of this was due to the increased distance from New York City, the rest was from picking up a portion of #WiiGii! NY. So, after picking up Rapido, McFly, superspy, and Thylacine2000 (of Altered States Mag) at various points in Queens, Brooklyn and Manhattan, we were on our way.

Wankus and Neil Kaplan were great guests, though the tiny table outside the dealer room for the pair seemed a bit off-kilter. Neil and Wankus even stayed around after the dealer room closed to entertain questions and the crowd of stragglers waiting for the Binaltech Smokescreen drawing. The RiD voice actors were doing a giveaway themselves, too. To the two best questions, one would receive a copy of the script for "Battle Protocol" (the first episode of RiD) and the other would receive the series bible. Yours truely was awarded the script. Sadly, we didn't have time to stick around for the usual round of drunkeness that follows in Wankus' wake.

Overall Thoughts: The convention was a lot of fun, again. the dealer room had lots of deals, Wankus and Kaplan were engaging, and the time went quickly. However, though ambitious, the con was still very disorganized. In order for this show to really gain a status other than "glorified toy show," they organizers need to make sure they do just that, organize. Aside from the room being unaccomodating to the shoppers, the time between the con and the event after forced the dealers to begin packing an hour before the end of the convention.

Still, until the show becomes more organized, it'll still be just a snack inbetween meals and not a sufficient substute for OTFCC.

Dolphins Win!!!
8:19PM on September 21, 2008

 Oh yeah baby! My Miami Dolphins beat the New England Patriots BAD!!!!! And I'm a happy camper!

Hotties Performing Live Ball Torture!!
3:59PM on August 29, 2008

Gorgeous Brazilian adult star, Paola Rey,

joins Wankus and Esperanza Diaz

tonight for some sexy fun with a later

visit from Eric Jover, Wankus' former

Denny's waiter turned ball torture

receiver. Eric has Misty Stone and Missy

Vega coming in to unload all over his

nuts!

Don't miss it tonight at 11pm (est)
on RudeTV.com!

We Want Your Opinions on What We're Doing!
6:08AM on August 29, 2008

We've added a lot of new things from hosts to shows to features on the individual shows....and we're still adding more! Much of what we're adding is inspired by many fan suggestions.

But aside from our audience size quadrupling (thank you), we don't have A LOT of input on the RudeTV Message Boards to give us your likes and dislikes ....so do us a flavah.... get over there right now and give us some thoughts will ya?!?




All the best,

Wank

Nude Violin Performance on SMF Tonight
7:54PM on August 13, 2008

Latin ‘Sinsation’ Emma Cummings To Play The Violin Naked ‘Live"on RudeTV Tonight

CHATSWORTH. CA (August 13, 2008) – New Latin adult star Emma Cummings has agreed to play the violin naked tonight on RudeTV’s "Smell My Finger" hosted by Wankus and Cleopatra of the Nile from 8 – 10 p.m. (PDT).

"Once I get into the studio, I’m going to rip off all of my clothes, sit down and starting playing the violin," said Cummings. "I have been studying the instrument for the past 10 years and it’s very exciting to play before a live TV audience tonight, though I am a little nervous."

Cummings, 21, has had a busy shooting schedule  during the last couple of weeks. Over the weekend, she worked for Rodney Moore and his "The Night of the Giving Head." She has been in the industry for only 13 months and already appeared in more than 60 adult videos.

She has a new release out this week from Mayhem called “Manage A Twat.”     

For media inquiries, contact David Samms of Impact Public Relations at 818-907-0509.

RudeTV Friday Hiccups
8:34PM on August 10, 2008

Sorry 'bout the Tech Glitches this past Friday. When you work with machines, sometimes shit happens! (Well except when your with THIS machine known as WANKUS baby!--LOL--yeah right)

We are feeling good about Monday Night live...not just cuz my baby Jessica Bangkok will be by my side with her fuckin awesome rack and bubbling personality, but because our crew worked hard all weekend trying to nail what the hell went wrong.

And in the event there still is some kind of bump in the road, we also spend the weekend putting together a back up plan so you don't get stuck watching a porno of me getting a blow job anymore! LOL

We think the problem may have been my dog, running around in the wiring room 
(SEE ATTACHED VIDEO). He was eating wires and important transistors and that just might have been what caused all the stir!

See ya Monday night fucknuts! Thanks for all your support!!

Chief Rocker Needs a Hug
12:38PM on August 09, 2008

Our very own host and tech extraordinaire, Powder, aka, Chief Rocker The Cock Blocker, has launched his new website, PowderXXX.com which is mostly a blog style place for him to post his thoughts, pics and after reading today's post, his ChristianXXX influenced, 'Poor Me', rants. The difference is, Powder doesn't cry over girls not working with him for banging trannys.  He cries cuz like any future legend, he's overworked, underpaid and always dealing with drama.

I'm with ya my little Casper the Friendly ghost mother fucker! I'm with ya!






From PowderXXX.com:

Down at Frazzled Rock

I’m feeling pretty burned out today. My sleep has been interrupted every morning for the last 4 days with people banging on the front door for various things. Water mains breaking, packages being delivered to my roommate, plumbers coming to fix the toilet, etc. Needless to say I’m a bit frazzled today.