My Blog :: My name is Wankus. Please do not use that as a verb. I am the Creative Director and a show host on RudeTV, even though that goes against the direct wishes of many people who are not employeed by this company but think that their fucking opinions matter. I'm an asshole, but I love you anyway, even if I am slamming you against the wall verbally and having tantrums on the air. Please keep in mind that as soon as I leave the building, get in my car and begun robust masturbation on the Los Angeles freeways, I have forgotten about whatever the hell is was that I was ranting about and tomorrow will be a new day...and a new target! Thanks for your support!

RudeTV Friday Hiccups
8:34PM on August 10, 2008

Sorry 'bout the Tech Glitches this past Friday. When you work with machines, sometimes shit happens! (Well except when your with THIS machine known as WANKUS baby!--LOL--yeah right)

We are feeling good about Monday Night live...not just cuz my baby Jessica Bangkok will be by my side with her fuckin awesome rack and bubbling personality, but because our crew worked hard all weekend trying to nail what the hell went wrong.

And in the event there still is some kind of bump in the road, we also spend the weekend putting together a back up plan so you don't get stuck watching a porno of me getting a blow job anymore! LOL

We think the problem may have been my dog, running around in the wiring room 
(SEE ATTACHED VIDEO). He was eating wires and important transistors and that just might have been what caused all the stir!

See ya Monday night fucknuts! Thanks for all your support!!