Disco Inferno
3:13PM on October 14, 2008

It was an interesting day yesterday. As some of you might be aware, the annual Southern California wildfires have begun. For me, this time however its a bit different as the fires are very close to RudeTV in Chatsworth. This not only made the drive a bit chaotic but, the air quality was and still is horrible.

As I drove toward the studio, the sky darkened with a menacing orange tint. The 118 was barren until I hit Tampa Ave, where I was diverted off the freeway onto surface streets. Firetrucks and police cars were everywhere, as many people wore masks across their mouths, to try any keep from inhaling ash and soot. I had to stop to get supplies at a local store and even with only being gone for five minutes, I came out to find ash on my car. With the heavy smell of smoke in the air, I finally arrived at RudeTV and quickly made my way into the studio.

Here is a rundown of the damage the fires have caused so far as reported by The Daily News:

- Marek Fire: 4,726 acres burned
- Sesnon Mountain Fire, Porter Ranch: more than 5,000 acres burned
- 2 fatalities
- More than 2,000 firefighters are battling the blazes
- More than 3 dozen mobile homes burned in Marek Fire; 19 structures --- some of them homes --- either damaged or destroyed by Sesnon Fire

I managed to snap a few photos on my way in, which you can see below.






The rest of the night, went smoothly as possible. We expected delays, due to the fires but, our hosts and guest showed up on time.

"Ink Addicts" was first up with Baadmaster and Regan Reese. The lovely Tabitha James returned to the RudeTV couch and to Vince Society's tattoo chair, to continue work on her arm. Baadmaster showed bad tattoos and each were rated by the group. Once Tabitha's tattooing began, Regan Reese's former roommate and friend, Jason was welcomed onto the show. Discussions of living with Regan were had as the camera switched to the progress of Tabitha James's tattoo through out the show. Toward the end, Jaylyn Rose came on air briefly to say hello to the RudeTV viewers.

"Whispers" was next with the returning Lexi Love. Her show went well as always. Fans called in and got off and Lexi squirted several times to the delight of the viewers.

"Smell My Finger" with Wankus and Jessica Bangkok came on as they welcomed Tabitha James back on the air. Tabitha talked about her background as a preschool teacher, before getting into porn as well as exploring her own sexuality. Legendary male performer Evan Stone joined the show next. Evan was in top form the whole, cracking jokes and having a good time with everyone. Lexxi Rain came in next with party promoter King Ryan. Lexxi was first introduced to the RudeTV audience, last Friday. Her birthday party and upcoming events were discussed, as Evan Stone continued to make everyone in the studio crack up with laughter. The show ended with Jessica Bangkok going down on Tabitha James, while Evan lovingly choked her. Tabitha looked to be in heaven as we faded out.

"Ebony Nights" with Flexx was the final show of the night. Amber Peach called in for Atlanta, GA to talk about what she had been doing recently and to promote her website, amberpeachraw.com. Soon, director and Jenna Jameson's former bodyguard, Luther King joined the show as Flexx's special co-host. Luther and Flexx spent most the night discussing the upcoming elections and racial perceptions about her candidate with tongues planted firmly in cheek.

After the show ended, Flexx and I talked for a bit but, then went our separate ways. The 118 Freeway had opened for the night but the smell of smoke hung in the air with foreboding. Made it home in quick fashion, then sat at the computer to try and catch up on updates. Soon my eyes were heavy with sleep as I locked up for the night and went to bed.

Jaylyn Rose


Tabitha James

Everyones Getting Inked
3:04PM on October 07, 2008

Before I start, just wanted to let you guys know, I'll be attending Porn Star Karaoke tonight at Sardos. I'll be running around snapping photos and hanging out with industry friends after I get done at RudeTV at 11pm. Looks like it will be a good night.

Had another interview for a day job today but, I don't think its a company I want to work for. Might be a little difficult to work for someone, who 10 minutes into an job interview, you want to look at and say, "You know, you're kind of a dick". Especially since the guy would have been my boss. I think I'll pass.

I've also spent the day, contacting industry people who haven't appeared on RudeTV before, to arrange appearances with them on the station. I'm always pleased when I get to introduce new industry people to our audience and help them out with promo in the process.

Yesterday at RudeTV was a bit hectic. We got through the shows with little problems and I was completely drained by nights end.

"Ink Addicts" with Baadmaster and Regan Reece was a packed show. Seems like everyone these days is getting ink on their body. Porn performer, Tabitha James came in first to introduce herself to the RudeTV viewers. I'd met Tabitha and her man Corey, several times before but, recently Tabitha and I had started talking through myspace quite often so, it was nice to have them come in to the station.

Tabitha showed off some of her ink including a incredible tattoo she had on her vagina. Also a video clip of her getting the tattoo was shown, which finished with her giving a blowjob to a male performer.

Next up was Harley Fires and his busty producer, Adie. Harley came back to "Ink Addicts", to have his tattoo finished up by Vince Society. He also promoted Harley's Adult TV and spoke about his last appearance on the show. Soon, the tattooing of Tabitha James began, as the show checked in often on her progress. Harley Fires was up next for new ink, as Adie kept him distracted by letting Harley play with her body until she started to blow him, during his tattoo, up until the end of the show.

James Bartholet also joined the show but, due to time constraints, was unable to be tattooed on the air.

"Whispers" was up next with the lovely Shay Lynn. Shay did a great job of hosting and was in her best porn star and dirty talk mode the entire show. Fans called in and got off as Shay Lynn brought herself to orgasm to the delight of the viewers to bring the show to a close.

"Smell My Finger" with Wankus and Jessica Bangkok come on, as Wankus spoke about the Miami Dolphins winning for the second week in a row. Several pictures were shown of the weekend, including a very drunk Wankus, naked and outside of Monica Mayhem's condo. Several video clips were also shown, including one of Jessica Bangkok's acting in a recent release. Squirting was also a topic of the night, as a few videos were shown of a squirting competition as well as of former porn star, Cytheria. Shay Lynn joined the show, as both she and Jessica couldn't keep their hands off each other. Toward the end of the show, both Shay and Jessica broke out into full lesbian licking and brought a smile to everyone's face.

"Ebony Nights" with Flexx was the last show of the night. He welcomed his special guest co-host, Stacie Lane into the studio. Flexx and Stacie had a fun show and played off each other very well the entire hour. While talking with Stacie, Flexx was shocked to find out that she had sex with her youth minister, on a desk in her church. Rap to porn cross overs were also discussed and how it seems that a lot of mainstream rappers put their name on a porn production over the recent years.

Once Ebony Nights finished, I was tired, hungry and ready to go home. I managed to get out of the studio extremely quick and hit the road. Once I walked into the apartment, I re-heated some beef and broccoli leftovers and watched random things on Youtube while I ate. Once the food was in my stomach, I shut everything off and lay my weary head to rest.

Tabitha James


Tabitha's new tattoo

Good Vibrations and A Hot Porn Star Karaoke
5:10PM on October 01, 2008

Started my day with a call back from a mainstream web company that wants me to come in for an interview on Friday. The company sounds like it has a lot of perks to it including, close to my apartment, good pay, full benefits, flexible hours, has no problem with my working a second job at night, easy driving distance to RudeTV, etc. Hopefully it will turn out to be as good as it sounds. The phone call put me in an excellent mood for the day and was just what I needed.

Yesterday, was a fruitful day for me. Got quite a few things done at home, even in my exhausted haze that lingered. I woke up finally on my way to RudeTV.

"Buff in the Buff" was the first show of the day, where Heidi Mayne kicks everyone's ass with a nude workout. She loves to bounce on her trampoline and the viewers enjoy watching her bounce as well. The shower was good as well.

"Baadmaster's Dungeon" with Baadmaster featured the return on Satine Phoenix, who spoke about her travels and being on mainstream TV. Satine talked about her busy schedule as Baadmaster discussed politics. A female domination video clip was shown as well. As there were no guests for the day, Satine decided to do a demo of self bondage and show how weights and nipple claps can be used, while she tied her own legs together. She spoke about the feeling she got with the pain that came with the claps as well as the euphoria involved. To end the show, Baadmaster spoke about a Dom role during self bondage was.

"Smell My Finger" was next with Wankus and Nicki Hunter. They spoke about Cleopatra's last night as co-host, tomorrow as well as the plans for the big party in her honor. Wankus spoke about his plan to attend Porn Star Karaoke and Shay Lynn staying at his home over the last few days. Soon, Paola Rey was welcomed onto the show as she spoke about her website, clubpaolarey.com and working on Andrew Blake's "Night Trips" remake. Next up for the evening was, Vannah Sterling who spoke about her rapid rise in the adult world as well as her experiences as a new performer in the adult business.

Later, the popular game Twistachi was played with Nicki Hunter and Vannah Sterling as Paola Rey and Wankus controlled the Hitachi Wands. In short, both Nicki and Vannah had to play Twister while the Hitachi Magic Wand was used on them and still try to maintain their balance. Vannah managed to get both Hitachi's at one point, as everyone piled on her to bring her to orgasm. At the end of the show, Nicki Hunter pulled out a hilarious "Blow Job" kit, which included her wearing a hair cover, arm cover and rubber gloves and attempted to use it on Wankus.

"Dirty Divas" with Ginger Lynn came on for the last show of the night and featured Brittney O' Connell as her guest. Brittney and Ginger spoke about starting out the business as well as their reputations for
having sex off camera on sets. Later, "Twat Tuesday" was started by Ginger as she and Brittney played games with each others vagina's. "Dare the Diva" was played next as Ginger Lynn had to guess details about Brittney O' Connell and vise verse up to the end of the show.

Once the show finished, it was off to Sardos in Burbank for Porn Star Karaoke. I ran into Seymour Satin first thing and exchanged hellos. Also ran into Lord Blu, Dick Tracy, Harley Fires and F'N Dave hanging outside. Harley Fires introduced me to his friend, Silk as Lord Blu and I spoke for a bit. Made a quick deposit into the bank next door and off I went into Sardos. Recent "Baadmaster's Dungeon" guests, Master Stephan and Charlotte Vale were hanging out at a table while, Kimber Lace was sitting with Dave from LADirect Models and Kenzie Marie. The advertised host for the night, Zoe Britton, wearing a purple dress that clung to her body, was looking as fine as can be as she strolled around the bar.

Once I reached the small VIP I greeted Tony Bones, Sledgehammer and Victoria Norton. Victoria changed her hair, which looks really good on her. Also saw Regan Anthony and Tony Batman, along with Wankus and Shay Lynn in the booth. It was unusually hot in the building as the bar was also packed. Locals had come out in droves to catch a look at industry talent. Konnie, my former roommate and PSK founder, was also in attendance, as she just returned to town after a month in NY. I was happy to see her back and I missed her. I also ran into director Roy Karch, then spotted Rev Mel and exchanged hugs as I made my way back outside to escape the heat.

As the night wore on, I grew tired quickly and Sardos also began to empty out. I had to be conservative in my picture taking as my batteries were low but, I managed to get some decent shots of those who attended. I walked with Victoria Norton a bit and we caught each other up on our weeks. Soon, I did my rounds and said good bye to everyone and left about 1am.

When I came home, I checked e-mail, Myspace and other regular stops before finally heading off to bed for some well earned sleep.

As always, the photos from Porn Star Karaoke will be up on my site later this week.

Zoe Britton


Shay Lynn


Kimber Lace

Whispers, Dogs and Cow Wrangling
3:30PM on September 30, 2008

Waking up is hard to do. I am dragging myself around pretty hard right now. Even writing my blog today is taking effort and I still have to work at RudeTV today, then go to Porn Star Karaoke tonight. Hopefully I’ll be feeling more energetic as the day wears on.

Yesterday was a long day. Headed to RudeTV to be there by noon to work. Luckily, got all the projects done that needed to be worked on, just in time for the first show to begin.

“Ink Addicts” with Baadmaster was up first. Tonight his co-host was the lovely Xanthia Doll who, introduced the audience to the Gods Girls. Its no a religious sect but pin up style models with piercings and tattoos. Harley from Harley’s Adult TV with his busty producer Adie, were also guests for the evening. Harley decided to start get tattooed live on the air by Vince Society and came in with a design. During the tattooing, he and Adie got frisky, as he played with her large supple breasts and she blew him, to the cheers of those on the RudeTV couch.

“Whispers” with special guest host, Emma Cummings came on next and the show went very well. Emma did a great job of hosting and was in her best porn star and dirty talk mode the entire show. Fans called in and got off as Emma brought herself to orgasm several times to the delight of the viewers.

“Smell My Finger” came on after with Wankus and Nicki Hunter. It was bring your furry kids to work night, as Wankus brought his little dog “Italy” and Nicki came in with her dog, “Knuckles”. Both dogs were well behaved during the show as Nicki and Wankus spoke. Wankus talked about his weekend and hanging out with the RudeTV crew as well as Shay Lynn. Nicki Hunter spoke about cow wrangling and even showed a video of her participating in the event. Sal Mckvey also stopped by toward the end of the show to say hello.

“Ebony Nights” with Flexx came on as the last show of the night. His special guest co-host was director and producer, Diana Devoe. Diana spoke about her career at length as well as the recent Playboy lawsuit. Perceptions and stereotypes in the black adult community were also discussed. The show closed with a trailer for Diana Devoe’s latest release, “Black Anaconda’s and Little Mamas 3″.

After the show finished, Flexx, Diana and I spoke about a few things before we all bid each other a good night. One the way home, I stopped and rewarded myself with a Banana Cream Pie Shake from Carl’s Jr for making it through such a long day successfully. Once I got home, ate some chicken and called it a night.

Diana Devoe and Flexx

Legends, Stalkers and Blaxploitation
2:45PM on September 28, 2008

*Note: Like a dumb ass, I forgot to publish this entry yesterday as I was rushing around. I apologize.

Friday morning started off per the norm for me. Got up, checked e-mail, Myspace and began to wrote my blog. Got a call a little later in the day from my friend Sophia Mounds, who has started a new adult blog news site called, "The Wonderfull World of Porn". She asked if she could re-post my RudeTV recaps on their site. Told her I was totally cool with it. You can check out the site thewonderfullworldofporn.wordpress.com.

Had to call the IRS about back taxes owed from this last year and was stuck on the phone with them for an hour and a half, working out details. Not fun but I do have the say that they were very friendly and helpful. The long phone call caused me to have to scramble in order to head out the door get to RudeTV.

"Naughty Newbies" with Emma Cummings, wearing a sexy little school girl outfit, was up first. Emma welcomed Sammi Ross to the RudeTV couch. Sammi spoke about her first year in the adult business and how it had affected her life in general. Topics such as Harry Potter, chocolate and stripping were discussed. During the final part of the show, Sammi Ross hopped onto the stripper pool in our large studio to show off some of her exotic dance moves.

"The Booby Prize" started off with Tony Bones and Regan Anthony. Tony caught everyone up on his trip last week and Regan talked about herself. Victoria Norton soon joined them on the couch and prizes were soon given away. Also on the show were director, Dic Tracy and porn legend Roxanne Hall.
Dic Tracy spoke about his career and what he had been up to recently. Roxanne Hall talked about the changes in the industry and even showed off her lovely body for the viewers. The show concluded with the last prizes given away to happy Rude.com members.

"Smell My Finger" started off with Esperanza Diaz and Emma Cummings (who had changed outfits). Both ladies wondered were Wankus was and thought maybe he was afraid to come in to RudeTV, due to his Rude.com stalker. Wankus finally arrived in disguise and the show was off an running. Monroe Valentino was welcomed back to the studio as the guest for the night. Black White or Mexican was played as all three women became frisky and couldn't keep their hands off each other. Full blown lesbian licking broke out through the rest of the show as all three ladies took turns, going down on each other.

"Color Blind" was the final show of the night. The legendary Brittney O' Connell stepped in to guest co-host with me on air. We spoke about how she broke ground in the adult business by performing in interracial movies, before interracial movies had become a mainstream part of the industry. Also I compared how modern interracial and black on black porn had in common with 70's blaxploitation movies due to the stereotyping done in both. Examples of 70's blaxploitation movies were shown as we played movie trailers of "Hell Up In Harlem", "The Human Tornado", "Blacula", "Dolemite", etc

Once my show ended, everyone quickly left the studio and we all headed home. The trip was smooth and easy, as I pulled up exhausted from the week of work. Once I made it inside my apartment, I quickly put everything away and went to bed.

Ami Emerson and A Legendary Ass
2:04PM on September 26, 2008

Got up this morning feeling tired as the week was catching up with me, as it tends to do with us all on a Friday. I'm doing prep work to host my show, "Color Blind" tonight, a bit early as I had some great ideas swirling around in my head as I awoke.

I also finally heard back from the porn talent who flaked on me for lunch yesterday. The "I didn't have money for gas" excuse was used (I was hoping it was "my car got impounded" a personal favorite of mine) and obviously if you apply "porn star logic" the lack of gas in the car, meant the cell phone was also some how affected, keeping her from calling yesterday. She wanted to re-schedule and I said, "No thank you. If you can't afford gas, how are you going to afford lunch?". I told her to send me an e-mail with what she needed help with and we will go from there. Her response, "I don't like to type, can we just meet up?".

Normally I wouldn't print a conversation I've had with someone in private like this but, I'm sure by reading you can see why I did and why I'm leaving out her name. We all have moments where were do or say dumb things but still... wow.

To her credit, she was a pretty good sport about the whole thing, as she gave me her permission to put our conversation in print.

Moving on...

Yesterday went smoothly and was another low key night at RudeTV. I arrived early to continue to work on various tasks that needed to be done in studio and sent out a couple texts to people to say hello, as I wasn't up for talking on the phone yet. Soon the hosts began to arrived to start the day.

"Cavity Search" with Anita Blue and Chewy Chorizo, started off with a bang, as right into the show, Anita showed off her "award winning" vagina lips. Medical latex gloves were also used on Anita as Chewy explored her pussy. Ami Emerson, wearing a hot 70's style outfit, was the guest of the night. Ami spoke about getting into the business as well as preferring women over men, until she lost her virginity. Now, she enjoyed sex with both. Ami, gave Anita a cavity search to start off the interview and showed off her killer body as the show came to a close.

"Smell My Finger" with Wankus and Monica Mayhem welcomed porn legend, Brittney O' Connell back to the RudeTV couch. Wankus relayed a story about Emma Cummings dreaming about him as both Monica Mayhem and Brittney told stories about one night stands while on vacation. Both Monica and Brittney got topless half way through the show and Brittney showed off her incredible ass. I rank Brittney's ass in the top 5 in the business and it is truly a sight to behold. The show ended with Wankus, Monica and Brittney O' Connell in strange yoga positions, as they said good night to the RudeTV audience.

"Bottoms Up" with Jason Sechrest, started off the show and confessed how tough it was for him to do his RudeTV show, as he does a lounge show in Hollywood right before coming into the studio. Robbie Ireland and director Jett Black were his guests for the night. All three were very open and told their “coming out” stories plus, the reactions they received.

The late night show came to an end, as did my time at RudeTV for the evening. I felt the long day catch up with me quickly as I drove home. As the road stretched in front of me, random memories of days long passed, faded in and out of my jumbled thoughts. I finally arrived to my door step, with my bag feeling heavy and my stomach filled with hunger. Had a bit of pasta and after checking e-mail then Myspace, I was off to bed to dream.

Anita Blue and Ami Emerson

A Divine Time on Wednesday Night
1:26PM on September 25, 2008

Woke up this morning to a couple return calls on the resumes I put out on Tuesday. Appointments were made for day job interviews and hopefully something will pan out quickly. After being awoken, I realized there was no caffeine in the apartment so, it was off to the corner store. I had thrown on a "UK Pornstars.com" tee-shirt without realizing it, which raised some eye brows and dirty looks, as I made my way around the small market.

Interesting way to start off the day.

Had an industry friend flake on meeting me for lunch, which didn't surprise me. Porn talent (both male and female) are notorious for flaking. Got the normal text message excuses. Its always something. I've learned to count on very few porn people keeping a commitment after 4 years in this wacky business. Funny thing is, she contacted ME about helping her out with some web stuff. I don't even get upset anymore with the countless "I'm too tired", "I forgot", "My (family member) died", "my car got impounded", "I'm out of gas" and many other excuses, I hear over and over again. I just usually roll my eyes and continue with my day.

So, I made made my lunch and then started getting ready for RudeTV, while browsing Myspace and Youtube. Off I went as traffic sucked pretty bad on my to the studio but, I still managed to arrived in a decent amount of time to start the broadcast day.

"Being A Man" with Dennis Neder and his guest co-host Christina Licciardi, a professional actor by trade, were the first live show of the night. This weeks relationship discussion was about breaking up with someone and handling objections when attempting to get a persons phone number or when asking them out. Christina had a lot of stories to relate about her dating life and also the difference after moving from Atlanta, GA to Los Angeles. Neder finished the show by reading several viewers letters on various topics and giving his views.

"Relax Its Just A Fetish" with Ashley Fires and Ariel X came on next. The ladies featured a female fantasy submission wrestler named Robin on as their guest. The show was about female domination this week. Ariel and Ashley looked hot in very closely matching outfits. Robin showed off a few wrestling holds on Ariel X and also on RudeTV’s Lake. Clips of women being up men and female fantasy wrestling were also shown.

"Smell My Finger" was up with Wankus and Cleopatra as they caught the RudeTV viewers up on their week so far. It was announced that Cleopatra would be leaving the show, due to her fasted paced schedule and a new co-host had already been found. Wankus asked for guesses through out the night. Porn talent such as Kayden Kross, Alana Evens, Ami Emerson, Lisa Sparxxx, etc were all guessed by the viewers, which all turned out to be wrong. The new co-host was announced to be Shay Lynn, who would be starting next week. The lovely Kelly Divine was the guest for the night. Kelly spoke about her background, plus her likes and dislikes about the industry as well as showing off her body to the RudeTV viewers as often as possible. Kelly Divine loves the camera and the camera loved Kelly in return.

"Toys 4 Twats" with Kayme Kai came on as the final show of the night. Esperanza Diaz, the co-host of "Smell My Finger" on Friday nights was her special guest. The theme of the night was all about oral sex and how to give a proper blowjob. Kayme introduced several items to increase oral pleasure including lubes and flavored condoms. Esperanza and Kayme both took turns on with a flavor condom covered vibrator to demonstrate their favorite ways to give a blowjobs to a man to end the show.

With the last show finished, I gathered my things and headed out the studio door. I found food waiting for me, thanks to my roommate, when I arrived and happily scarfed it down. I popped in "Star Wars" (A New Hope) into the DVD player to watch as I ate. I felt body getting heavy and so after checking e-mail and Myspace, I turned in for the night.

Kayme Kai and Esperanza Diaz

BDSM and Divas
1:59PM on September 24, 2008

Tuesday was a fairly low key day. I sent out my resume to several companies, looking for day work and then started to prepare to go to RudeTV. While getting ready I heard from Sophia Mounds and Vannah Sterling, who called to say hello, which was nice but, then it was off to the studio.

When I arrived, I began to prep the studio for the days broadcasts and run some upkeep on our systems.

"Buff in the Buff" with Heidi Mayne started off our broadcast day. She loves bouncing on her trampoline during her naked workouts and the viewers enjoy watching her bounce as well. The post workout shower was good as well.

"Baadmaster's Dungeon" with Baadmaster was next. Mistress Melissa was his special guest co-host, due to Satine Phoenix was out of town. Slave Jasmine joined them soon after the show started and the master/slave lifestyle was discussed. A needle play demo was done with Mistress Melissa and Slave Jasmine, where needled were pierced through the skin of Jasmine's legs. As the show progressed, there was cock and ball torture done on a slave named, "The Worm" as well as an appearance by female talent, Jessica D'vine. Jessica came in to be lightly caned and spanked by Baadmaster to end the show.

"Smell My Finger" was a special presentation of the 5th anniversary of Porn Star Karaoke show.

"Dirty Divas" with Ginger Lynn was the last show of the evening. Legendary performer, Melissa Monet was the special guest for the night. Melissa spoke about working in the sex industry since she was 19 years old and spoke about her work in front of the camera as well as behind. Ginger became increasingly excited as she and Melissa touched each other sensually, as the show went on. Both legends admitted that they wanted to work together, now that they were making their comebacks in front of the camera.

I ended up having to stay late after "Dirty Divas" finished, hearing some great stories about the business from Ginger and Melissa as I worked around the studio. I finally left around midnight, which meant I wouldn't be able to make Porn Star Karaoke unfortunately.

After arriving back to my apartment and cleaning up a bit, I was off to bed to end my night.

Baadmaster with Mistress Melissa and Slave Jasmine

Tattoos and Lesbian Licking
2:21PM on September 23, 2008

I got up early as I'm trying to catch up on some work for powderxxx. I'm very behind on posting pictures as well as updating part of the site. Stayed up late working on the site and set my alarm early so I could continue this morning. The joy of running a website.

Yesterday I began my day with waking up to several text messages from random porn people, most of them just saying hello. Heard from Kira Silver, Savannah Jane and Jaylyn Rose, which was nice. The same thing happened on Myspace. Nice to know I am being thought of.

I have re-started to look for a day job to help increase my income. Getting by month to month is driving me crazy so, I've resolved to stop complaining and fix the problem. I hope to find a decent paying full time day job that will allow me to continue with RudeTV at night. I want to kill off all my debt and start living more comfortably in a job that had some benefit like 401K and medical. Powderxxx might slow down and suffer due to working two jobs but, I hope to find a balance as my schedule smooths out.

The rest of my morning went by, had lunch and ran errands until it was time to head to RudeTV.

"Ink Addicts" with Baadmaster and Regan Reece was the first show. King Ryan came in to start the process of getting his tattoo. Sophie Dee and new performer Kori Taylor (not sure of the spelling of her first name) also came in to speak a bit plus, to introduce Kori to the RudeTV audience. James Bartholet came on air, to promote Not Bewitched XXX, as Vince Society began working on King Ryan's tattoo. James also decided to have Vince clean up a bad tattoo on his arm. Time ran out, so James continued the clean up after the show went off the air.

"Whispers" was hosted by Kayme Kai this week as she came on in her porn star best to help get our viewers off as they called in. We got a ton of calls for the show, she got her self off countless times and everyone had a good time.

"Smell My Finger" with Wankus and Jessica Bangkok was next as they welcomed Jacky Joy onto the RudeTV couch. Jacky Joy is a hot blond with a killer smile, a very fun and open attitude. She and I had met a long time ago but, this was the first time I go to see her during an interview, which she did a great job with. Shay Lynn came in to the studio as well. Wankus announced that Shay Lynn was his new crush and she had agreed to hang out with him after the show. Jessica, Jacky and Shay were was feeling frisky and after the girls had gotten naked, Jessica Bangkok dove down onto Shay Lynn. Jacky Joy also got into the lesbian licking action as all the ladies took turns on each other, until the show came to an end.

"Ebony Nights" with Flexx and Gen Tilly came on for the last show of the night, with Gen looking smoking hot in a skin tight black dress. The major topic of the night was about Terri Hughes, a black female producer on Playboy Radio, filing a Race and Sex discrimination suit against Playboy. The entire situation was gone read and discussed on the air with callers invited to give their opinions as well.

With the last show of the night finished, everyone quickly departed. I was starving and headed quickly for home where I fixed myself some chicken and noodles. I then dove into work on powderxxx until 3am, when I finally called it a night.

Jessica Bangkok, Jacky Joy and Shay Lynn

Marketing Yourself Again
1:41PM on September 22, 2008

Sunday was mostly spent with family and not worth speaking of. So, I have decided to combine some previous posts for tips on marketing yourself in the adult industry. I continue to get questions from newer talent in the business on how to get their name out there into the world and the feedback on the original posts were very positive so, I figure its worth a re-post.

Marketing Yourself:

I’ve met a lot of new women coming in the adult business lately, who always have a lot of questions about how to get their name out in the market place more. A lot of these girls misunderstand that their agent will mostly book them for scenes and leave them to their own devices when it comes to building up themselves as a product. I’ve always felt an agents job isn’t only to get these girls work but, help build careers.

Unfortunately, most agents don’t make the effort due to the time they would have to invest and to be honest, the majority of new talent in this business rarely want to put the time and effort in to build their careers. They would rather go do a scene, then go home and call it a day. Also, there is a myth that marketing yourself is going to cost a ton of money (a common tale told by webmasters to get as much money out of talent as possible) which doesn’t have to be the case. Talent in this business CAN market themselves at a very low cost and with only a small amount of time per day.

Below are some simple ways that new talent or any talent can go about marketing themselves at little or no cost. All it will cost you is a bit of time.

1. Make a new E-mail: The very first thing you should set is an e-mail account. One with your industry name followed by “XXX” . For example, if your stage name is “Ashley Ass”, it would be “ashleyassxxx@email.com” You can do this for FREE through many various web based e-mail sites. I recommend using Google’s Gmail at its fast and allows for up to 20MB of file attachments per e-mail.

Use this e-mail for ALL your dealings in the porn industry. It not only protects your real identity but, gives an easy address for people to remember. Also use this e-mail address to set up your Myspace, blog, etc. Avoid using your personal e-mail as much as possible.

2. Build a Myspace: If you don’t have one set up for your porn stage name, you are missing a huge marketing opportunity for yourself. There are several MILLION potential customers to buy your scenes and market yourself to on Myspace. Use it to meet them and gain fans! If you have a Myspace set up for your private life, KEEP THEM SEPARATE. Don’t link your porn Myspace to your personal one. Remember, protect your real name at all costs.

Also be smart, make sure your Myspace is set up for 18yrs or older only and also set the profile to private. This will make it harder for Myspace to have a reason to delete you. Also keep your pictures PG. Putting stars over your nipples does not mean you wont get deleted. The more adult your pictures, the higher chance you have of being deleted.

Check your Myspace often, at least twice a week if not more. Respond to comments and e-mails even if its with a “thank you for visiting my profile”. It makes you seem personable and will help you build a fan base.

3. Get a Blog: I recommend WordPress.com, Blogger.com or Typepad.com. These sites give you a free URL (web address) for your blog. Its a FREE self contained website that easy to use. No more having to pay webmasters or paying to have any content hosted, Its FREE and only take about an hour (depending on how computer literate you are) to learn how to customize and configure. Plus YOU are in charge of all your content.

Maintaining a blog is pretty easy and your should update it at least three to four times a week (if not every day). You don’t need to spend hours typing 500-700 word blog entries. Just take 10-15 minutes out of your day and let your readers know when you are up to, what scene just shot or a industry party you attended. Its very simple and easy plus allows you to maintain a connection with fans as well as build new ones. You can also do link exchanges with your friends to help build visits to each others blogs or websites.

4. Make some Business Cards: Business cards are a MUST. I recommend having two types of business card. One for fans and one for industry people. The cards for fans should be the following: Your Name, e-mail address and website. Thats it. For the industry people your are networking with make sure to have: Your name, cell phone number, e-mail address, website, agent (if you have one) and what types of shoots you are available for (B/G, B/B/G, G/G, etc). Also having your picture on both sets of cards is a bonus so those you give it to can put a face or body to the name.

5. Youtube: As most people know, YouTube.com is a video sharing website where users can upload, view and share video clips. Its incredibly popular with millions of people surfing the site at all hours of the day. While no adult or porn clips can be shown, you can still get your name out there and help build up your fan base.

First, sign up for a Youtube account under your porn name. If your name is taken, just add an XXX to the end and try again. Once you’ve created your Youtube channel, you can customize the channel to your liking. Make sure to use your industry e-mail address when signing up. Again, protect your real identity at all costs.

You might be wondering what to put up on your Youtube channel. Its up to you? If you have a video camera or even can do cell phone video, post behind the scenes clips from a shoot, a night out at an industry party or even yourself in different sexy dresses, asking fans which outfit they like best? Just remember to keep it PG and Myspace worthy.

If you don’t have a video camera, you can always buy a webcam and do some video blogging. Several adult stars are video blogging or posting videos on Youtube such as Nikki Benz, Trina Michaels, Katie Morgan, Dana DeArmond, Marie Luv and Jandi Lin.

Video blogging is useful in several ways. If you don’t like to type, not only can you post your video blog on Youtube but, then you can post the Youtube of your video blog on your Myspace, as well as on your blogging website. That is three places on the ‘net now that fans can find you and view the videos you post. That is three sites to help you build a fan base.

You can also use a simple editing program like Windows Movie Maker to add your name to the beginning of the video, as well as your Myspace, e-mail and blog website address at the end. Simply adding where people can find you on the web can help drive traffic to your Myspace and to your blog website.

For a good solid webcam, I recommend a Logitech Quickcam 9000 for $99 or the Logitech QuickCam Communicate MP for $49. Both webcams can be found at Wall-Mart, Best Buy or Circuit City.

Youtube is still an untapped market by most of the adult industry. Few adult stars and companies post on mainstream tube sites due to the restriction of adult material but, with a little time and creativity, you can make a mainstream site like Youtube work for you.

Remember, don’t wait or rely on an agent, publicist or anyone else to help you build your name in this business. You have all the tools right at your fingertips and you just have to use them.

Feed a Fever, Starve A Cold
3:49PM on September 21, 2008

My Saturday was spent mostly on cold medication and watching DVDs in my room. I lacked the energy and motivation to do much of anything else. Got to occasional text from people but mostly ignored the phone. I didn't spend too much time online due to the headache I kept getting looking at the monitor so, playing video games was out of the question. That also ment no update to powderxxx.com unfortunately.

So after a shower, it was to the DVD collection I went. First up was Steven King's "The Shining", with Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall. Months ago, I picked up the two disk special edition but, never watched it. The behind the scenes features are really good and the DVD quality is excellent.

After checking e-mail and Myspace, I popped in "Flash Gordon" with Sam Jones and Melody Anderson. I loved Queen's soundtrack to this movie and its cheesy fun. Max Von Sydow is awesome as Meng The Merciless.

My eyes grew heavy while watching, due to a new dose of cold medication kicking in so I let myself sleep for an hour. Once I woke up, I was a bit hungry and realized there was no food in the house. I managed to get some clothes on and run to the store for supplies. Driving wasn't the best idea as I still felt a little loopy from the meds but, I managed to get there and back without killing myself.

Once I ate, I picked "The Adams Family" with Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston and Christopher Loyd. Hadn't see it in awhile. Hopped back online for a bit, as I am addicted. Craigslist and Youtube killed a hour for me until I felt the headache returning so, I went back and watched one final DVD.

I picked John Carpenter's "The Fog" with Adrienne Barbeau and Jamie Lee Curtis. I try to avoid horror movie remakes as much as possible, as they usually its re-written and removes most of the elements that made the original entertaining.

To finished up my night, I watched both episodes of "True Blood" on HBO on demand. "True Blood" is a new series that deals with vampires and humans in a small Louisiana town as they struggle to co-exist. It well written and acted. I plan to start watching it weekly.

After taking my next dose of cold medication, I went off to bed and called it a night. The rest did me a world of good as when I awoke today, I felt much better.

Sickness, Newbies and Drag Queens
4:56PM on September 20, 2008

I woke up today feeling completely drained. RudeTV's Soxxx had a cold and I caught a bit of it. I'm dragging myself around today with stuffed up nose and my body aching. This is going to be a short recap of Friday. I want to get food and go back to bed.

Got to RudeTV early again on Friday. Had to do it as there was setup from the previous night to be done.

"Naughty Newbies" started off the night with Emma Cummings. Her guests were Kelly Divine (who I hadn't seen since Erotica LA), Katie Cummings and Brooke Taylor who are repped by the Double XXXposure agency. All three ladies were fun loving and stripped during show, showing off their fantastic bodies. I hope to book them back on RudeTV soon for return appearances.

"The Booby Prize" was hosted by Regan Anthony and I. Comedian Adam Richmond sat in. Tony Bones was out of town and Victoria Norton couldn't make it in. Emma Cummings started the show with me, as Regan was stuck in traffic. We gave away money. Viewers were happy. Nuff Said.

"Smell My Finger" had Wankus and Esperanza Diaz up next. Michelle Lay (who I have missed seeing a lot) came on. She used to co-host with Wankus on KSEXradio a few years back. "Black, White or Mexican" was once again played with hilarious results. Esperanza also promised Wankus a special visit from a latin hottie. Turned out to be Sal Mckvey in drag. Good times where had by all.

"Color Blind" closed the night out with special guest co-host, Stunning Summer and I. Mya Mason couldn't make it in. We spoke about the state of the industry, Summer's new production company and various topics.

I was done by the time the night ended. 3 hours on the air, plus feeling like I was run over by a truck, the whole night did me in. I got home and crashed pretty quickly into bed.

Emma Cummings with Brooke Taylor, Kelly Divine and Katie Cummings

Timing, Award Winners and PSK Pictures
2:08PM on September 19, 2008

Timing is everything. Seems life is all about timing. Doesn't matter if its being in the right place at the right time or just having a friend call you up on the phone when you are feeling blue. Its all timing.

I was feeling a bit down yesterday. Not really depressed or lonely, just as if the various real life problems I've had recently were mine alone. My mind was working overtime on focusing on the negatives, I guess.

Out of nowhere, I got calls, myspace messages and texts of industry friends wanting nothing more then to say hello. Not asking for anything, just wanting to talk and catch up. That pulled me into a much better frame of mind. For that, I thank those who took the time out of their day to toss a thought my way. Again, its all about timing.

Anyway, I was off once again early to RudeTV.

"Cavity Search" with Anita Blue was the first live show on the air. RudeTV's Lake sat in with her and talked about various topics till her guest co-host, Regan Anthony arrived. Once Regan arrived, both she and Anita swapped stories of being on set. Also they discussed their love of giving blow jobs as well as, Regan's experience of being lovingly slapped by Wankus, which turned her on. Anita Blue also annoucned her wins for "Best Cum Guzzler" and "Biggest Pussy Lips" at the Sexopolis Sunset Strip awards. As the show moved forward, both ladies got naked and compared how big or small each others vagina were in size. Interesting way to end a show.

"Smell My Finger" was up next with Wankus and Monica Mayhem. Wankus and Monica recapped spending last Saturday together in a drunk'n haze. As well as Wankus trying out Monica Mayhem's signature line of toys for men. Monica Mayhem also talked about winning the "Golden Throat Award" at the Sexopolis Sunset Strip awards. Soon Gerrie Lim, a long time writer the adult industry, came on air and joined the show. Gerrie spoke about writing for AVNonline.com as well as the books he has published. He and Monica also announced a collaboration that they were working on together about Monica's life, in and out of the industry.

"Bottoms Up" with Jason Sechrest closed out the night. Jason spoke of his recent move to a mansion with seven other people and his living conditions. He seemed pleased but, also distressed about how to fit everything from a one bedroom apartment, into a single room. Jason then welcomed the top gay porn agent, Howard Andrew to his show. Howard discussed buying out David Forrest, once David retired and his history in gay adult. His new discovery, Cayden Banks was introduced next. Jason dove into Cayden's past and examined his tattoos, which represent each member of his family. Cayden Banks was very soft spoken and shy. He also refused to remove any clothing the entire show, much to Jason and Howard's disappointment. The show ended with Jason talking a bit more about his past and his own experiences with Ryan Seacrest over his name.

It was midnight by the time I left. I'd been invited to a industry party but I was too worn out to go. It was off to the homestead instead. I walked through the door and devoured more chicken (I wish my roommate would cook something else!) and crashed into my bed soon after.

I posted the pictures from last Tuesday's Porn Star Karaoke on my site, which you can view in the photo galleries section.


Anita Blue and Regan Anthony


Gerrie Lim, Monica Mayhem and Wankus



Jason Sechrest, Cayden Banks and Howard Andrew

Sins, Fires and Tit Jobs
3:21PM on September 18, 2008

Got up yesterday dragging my feet a bit. Had about a dozen things to do, that I didn’t want to do and had to go back to RudeTV early to continue working on various projects.

I’ve been getting offers for some production assistant porn set work so, I tried to follow up on those but, they haven’t called me back yet. My blog has been taken notice of because during the conversations, “You can write about it on your site if you want” (which means they want me to write about it) popped up. I’m always happy to write about events, porn sets, etc I attend and I usually do so, I don’t know why someone thinks they have to be sneaky when asking. Just invite or ask me. Its that simple.

Anyway, got what I needed to do finished and headed for RudeTV.

“Being a Man” with Dennis Neder was the first show of the day. He had Jill Annenberg as his guest co-host. Neder mentioned that she had been in on the mainstream show, “Dog Eat Dog” and was also a comedian. The show theme today positions and attitudes of power when talking to women. Jill chimed in with what did and did not turn her on about men when being asked out.

“Relax Its Just a Fetish” had Ariel X flying solo again this week and the theme was all about the ass. Evil Angel director, Jay Sins was the guest for the show as several trailers of his work were shown. Jay doesn’t do many interviews but, did an excellent job of filling everyone in about his past and current work in the industry. Jay also praised the work of both Jenny Hendrix and Amber Rayne during his time on air.

“Smell My Finger” had Wankus and Cleopatra took to the air next as pictures I took from Porn Star Karaoke of the RudeTV crew were shown. Brittney O’ Connell, who has been staying the week at Wankus’s home, came on air to discuss the drunk’n fun that was had at Sardos during PSK. STDs, slapping Regan Anthony and stalkers were all discussed until the guests for the evening, Harley Fires from Harley’s Adult TV and his busty producer Adie, came on air. Harley spoke about his time hosting his show, how he got started and about working with Adam West. Both he and Adie spoke about their relationship of three years and how they ended up getting together plus, about the tattoo Harley had gotten on “Ink Addicts“.

“Toys 4 Twats” with Kayme Kai was another solid show with tit jobs as the theme for the evening. Of course she got herself off by the end of the show but, not before showing off some odd toys for simulating tit jobs as well as using vibrating nipple claps on her self. Good stuff as always.

I left pretty quickly after the last show finished up. Felt an odd mix of tired and hungry so I made my way home. Had a nice chicken breast to help curb the hunger and checked e-mail, Myspace, etc before shutting everything down and crawling into bed.

Ariel X and Jay Sins from “Relax Its Just A Fetish“

Mouth Dildos, Ginger Lynn and Kayden Kross
3:19PM on September 17, 2008

Yesterday started off pretty bland and normal. Got up and checked e-mail, rude.com, myspace, google analytics, etc. Once that was done, I headed out the door to head to RudeTV. Had some projects to work on as well as some equipment maintenance to do. Boring tech stuff for the most part.

Called and left message for a couple industry friends I hadn't spoken to for a little while, hopefully none of the numbers changed. Changing phone numbers are very common in the business. It almost seems like an epidemic.

“Buff in the Buff” was up first with Heidi Mayne. Once again, Heidi guided the RudeTV viewers through a naked work out routine and then cleaned herself off for them with a nice shower, much to everyone’s enjoyment.

"Baadmasters Dungeon" started off with just Baadmaster as Satine Phoenix was in New York for promotional appearances. Baadmaster's guests were fetish photographer, Ken Marcus along with Erin Sinclair, Master Stephan and Charlotte Vale. Ken and Stephan spoke about having slaves and the BDSM livestyle, taking about how they met them as well as how taxing it can be at times with live in slaves. A spanking demo was then done on both ladies by both Ken and Stephan. As the show progressed, Ken Marcus produced a mouth dildo that was strapped to Erin's face. Once done, Charlotte Vale was bent over on the RudeTV couch and was fucked anally by Erin as Stephan received a blowjob by Charlotte. Ken Marcus also spanked Charlotte with a riding crop as the action on the couch continued, much to the awe of those in the studio and in the chatroom.

"Smell My Finger" Was up next with Wankus and Nicki Hunter. Wankus and Nicki talked about Seymour Satin's birthday last week and the make out session they had afterward. Sinnamon Love was welcomed onto the show next and spoke about her love of dominating men. Nicki quickly jumped in and both women set their sites on wanting to dominate Wankus. Soon Brittney O' Connell also joined in on the fun, to the point where Wankus playfully said he needed a break, then left the room and let Nicki do the interview. Nicki also announced that she needed to be shaved as she had let her bush grow out a bit, which Brittney O' Connell volunteered to do. Emma Cummings also made an appearance during the shaving and quickly took Nicki's side about dominating Wankus, much to everyone's amusement.

"Dirty Divas" featuring Ginger Lynn started with a bang as Ginger had Lisa Ann as her guest for the entire hour. Lisa talked about how she started in the business and the changes that the industry had gone through. Ginger also interviewed Lisa Ann about what it takes to date her, as well as he do's and don't for men trying to woo her. The banter was fast paced and fun as Ginger and Lisa Ann swapped bad dating stories.

Ginger Lynn also made a huge announcement on air that she is making a comeback into doing porn scenes and is going to be repped by Lisa Ann's agency, Lisa Ann Talent Management.

The show wrapped up and we closed the studio down as everyone chatted off air. Mark Davis even stopped by to visit Ginger as we were leaving. I left soon after and headed to Sardos in Burbank for Porn Star Karaoke.

When I arrived to PSK, I ran into Ami Emerson, who greeted me warmly. Big Mike from xposedonline.com, Tony Batman, Regan Anthony and Brittney O' Connell were all out front as well.

I went inside Sardos rather quickly as I was tired and wanted to take pictures, then leave. Found Wankus, Emma Cummings, Willy Nelson Cummings, Tony Bones and Victoria Norton all sitting together and joined them for a bit. I soon got up to make my way around the room and say Sledgehammer along with Harley Fires from Harleys Adult TV with his busty producer Adie, who were all at the same booth. I love getting hugs from Adie, truth be told as they are always true open arms hugs and not the fake one handed hollywood BS hugs.

Also saw F'N Dave and Megan Reece, who I hadn't seen for awhile and missed greatly, sitting with NSYNC member and mainstream actor, Joey Fatone. I think due to his boy band past, a lot of people wrote the guy off but, his career has flourished over the years. He's been to Porn Star Karaoke several times and has always been very nice to speak with. Lord Blu was running around taking pictures and looked to be having a good time. Also, Victoria Norton asked me to take a picture of her and Chyna Doll (aka Chyna, former professional wrestler and star of the Surreal Life on VH1). Chyna was also very gracious and looked people in the eye when she spoke to them. Nice to meet people who have had success in the mainstream world, who are still down to earth.

Went back outside for a bit and saw Chris King and photographer Gordon. Said hello to them but the smoke outside was bothering me so, I went back in to Sardos. Kayden Kross arrived with some friends. Kayden's star has really rose lately in the adult business but, she hasn't let that effect her and is very warm and friendly toward people.

As I hung inside of Sardos, Emma Cummings took the mic, as did Wankus later on in the evening to do one of his improve songs. Everyone in the place was having a good time as PSK Hostess Lizzy guided the evening. After taking one more round of pictures, I finally said my good byes to everyone and left for the night.

Once I arrived home, I had to sit and prep next days mail to send out bills. Good bye money, it was nice knowing you. Once that was done, I finally turned in after a long day.

The photos from Porn Star Karaoke will be up on my site later this week.


Joey Fatone


Victoria Norton and Chyna Doll

Ink, Bangkok and Ebony Nights
3:40PM on September 16, 2008

I'm going into RudeTV early today to finish up some projects and I'm off to a late start today already. Got hung up replaying to comments and messages on Myspace.

Had to pick up Regan Reece on my way to RudeTV yesterday, which was nice. Regan and I have known each other for awhile but rarely do we get to sit and talk. We chatted about life, her travels and other things as we made our way to the RudeTV studio. Once there, I had to scramble to get everything set up for the day.

"Ink Addicts" with Baadmaster and Regan Reece was the first show. Baadmaster and Regan spoke about the meaning of tattoos as Vince Society chimed in with his own opinions. Matt Zane joined the show quickly, as he had to leave with in the hour. Promotions for up coming shows for Matt's band, Society 1 were done as well as showing off a DVD clip of Matt's adult work. Baadmaster's friend, Vanessa also came on the show and was later tattooed by Vince Society, live on air. The show ended with the tattoo work being showed off.

"Whispers" was up next. Lexi Love got herself off with the help of callers. She always seems to enjoy getting people off. Always a good solid show with Lexi.

"Smell My Finger" with Wankus and Jessica Bangkok came on, with Wankus and Jessica catching everyone up on their weekend. Wankus had several Monica Mayhem stories, including trying her name brand sex toys, in front of her and giving his review for each one. Wankus also was playfully mocked by Jessica for a pose he struck in one particular photo. It became the running joke for the night. A recap of the Sal MckVey interview was played as Jessica looked on in amazement. Wankus then went down on Jessica and ate her our for the last 5 minutes of the show.

"Ebony Nights" was next with Flexx. Wankus stepped in as special co-host as they spoke about black men not tipping at strip clubs, racism in the industry and Wankus's own beliefs growing up when it came to race and racism.

Everyone hung around a bit after the show, talking and swapping stories about the weekend and recent adult new stories until, we all called it a night.

Regan Reece


Jessica Bangkok

Jordan Kingsley, Jaylyn Rose and A Birthday
6:11PM on September 13, 2008

Friday was an extremely odd day. There was train tragedy, a birthday, fishnet shirts, co-host slapping and even a family molestation story. Maybe it was something in the air, the water or a full moon. Something was definitely off the entire night.

My Friday did start off normally enough. I shredded some paperwork, blogged, Myspaced and did a little video editing. Once I noticed the time, I headed for RudeTV a bit early as there was a bit of computer maintenance I wanted to do to the machines in the studio. Wankus showed up a bit early and thats when I learned about the Metrolink passenger train carrying 225 people colliding with a Union Pacific freight train in Chatsworth, Ca.

"Naughty Newbies" with Emma Cummings, wearing a black see through fishnet top, was the first live show of the day. She sent her best wishes and prayers to those involved in the train wreck. Emma also introduced a new segment, "Chrisitan Fan Letters" in which she ready off a letter from a religious nut who believed she would burn in hell for working in porn. Jordan Kingsley was then introduced a guest for the evening with "Smell My Finger" co-host Nicki Hunter also joining the program soon after. Jordan spoke about how it was being a newbiew MILF to the adult scene and the difficulties that came with it. To close out the program, Jordan and Emma did a sexy strip tease as Nicki commentated.

"The Booby Prize" started off with Wankus and Regan Anthony until Tony Bones and Victoria Norton arrived. During Wankus's time on the air, Regan mentioned her love of rough sex. Wankus grabbed Regan lovingly by the throat and smacked her across the face. We all froze as time stood still. Everyone in the building were all shocked by the act. Regan proclaimed she loved it and wanted more. Tony and Victoria finally arrived after being delayed by the traffic caused by the train crash. Cash money prizes were given away as wacky news stories were read. Wankus also streaked the show wearing Emma Cumming's see through fishnet top. Regan got herself off with a blue water based dildo and gave it a good review.

"Smell My Finger" with Wankus and Esperanza Diaz came on next. Wankus talked about his slapping of Regan on the previous show as well as showed off the fishnet top he was still wearing. Emma Cummings came back on the show and both she and Esperanza attempted to make Wankus wear a studded color to go with the top but, it didn't fit. Jaylyn Rose was next welcomed onto the show. She and Wankus discussed their drunk'n fight a month ago at Porn Star Karaoke. Peace was made as they hugged. Sal McKvey came on next and spoke about his public relations and gay porn work. He also spoke about his first gay sexual experience with his mother's boyfriend when he was a teenager. Wankus thanked Sal for being so honest and open about his past experiences as the show was brought to an end.

"Color Blind" was up next. Mya Mason was sick so Emma Cummings filled in as my co-host. Esperanza Diaz also stuck around to be our guest. I showed off video clips of both Emma and Mya's adult work and promoted emma's website, emmacummingsxxx.com. Esperanza soon joined us and I let the girls, who had been getting frisky on the previous show, continue to touch each other. Emma and Esperanza explored each others bodies and ended the show by making out, touching each other and cuddling.

Once the shows ended I headed to Sardos, home of Porn Star Karaoke, to wish Sardos owner Seymour Satin a happy birthday. I hung around and ran into Sardos waitress Kat, who was off duty. Nicki Hunter and Wankus surprised Seymour with a cake, that had a huge amount of candles on it, as the patrons erupted in applause in celebration of his birthday. My eyes were heavy and after eating a bit of cake with some ice cream, I said by goodbyes and left to close out my evening.

Wankus, Jaylyn Rose, Sal Mckvey, Emma Cummings and Esperanza Diaz

Economy, Side Effects and Piper Austin
1:30PM on September 12, 2008

My mood has been kind of up and down lately. We all have been hit by the current state of the U.S. economic hardships here in the adult business in one way or another. I'm getting by but I have no extra spending money so, if something goes wrong with my car, computer, camera, etc there is not much I can do to fix the problems. It can be a bit depressing and frustrating if I dwell on it, which I am trying not to do. I hope to figure something out soon that works with my RudeTV schedule and provides extra income.

On the bright side, it appears that Desi and Elli Foxx's appearance on Howard Stern had an odd side effect for my site. My Wordpress blog surged with viewers due to Stern listeners searching the internet like mad for the mother-daughter combo. I had more views yesterday, then I have had since starting my adventures into blogging. I definitely will need to thank The Foxxs for the extra boost.

My day started off with heading down to the local court offices and showing proof that my car is indeed registered. My tags had expired and the DMV hadn't gotten the payment yet when I got pulled over. Showed that it was taken care of, paid my $10 and then headed out of the building. Wankus sent me a text asking me to check my mail, once I got to RudeTV.

When I arrived to the studio and opened my mail, Wankus had made a really adorable graphic of his dog, Italy and I from last weekends BBQ, promoting powderxxx.com. I loved it (though I wished he had photo shopped in some extra hair for my obvious reseeding hair line *laugh*) and will definitely have to use it as promo.

"Carvity Search" with Anita Blue and Chewy Chorizo was the very first show. Anita Blue was nervous about her new role as lead host of a show but, proved to do a fine job as the hours went by. Anita explain that show was primarily finding out about what things could be put inside her but, that she wanted to bring guests in that were just as freaky as her. Chewy talked about working with Tori Wells and other legendary porn stars as Anita used a lollipop to get herself off then lick it clean. Later, she saluted the RudeTV audience by using a glass dildo on herself. As the show came to a close, Anita and Chewy had settled into a nice rhythm, which provided a nice preview of what the show may become in the future.

"Smell My Finger" was up next with Wankus and Monica Mayhem. Wankus spoke about his week with Monica, catching her up on some of the wild moments on his shows during the past week. Monica brought in a music video for her band, "Sweet Avenge" and the song, "In Control". I really liked the bands sound and it reminds me of a few mainstream bands such as "Joydrop" and "Kitty". The guest for the evening was the sexy Piper Austin. I met Piper back when she came in for a previous show with Dakoda Brookes months ago and was glad she was finally able to come back in to RudeTV. Piper's past as well as her future plans for her career were discussed as the show went on. Also is it was 9/11, Wankus mentioned that no 9/11 jokes would be made so instead, 9-1-1 jokes would be made. Funny 9-1-1 phone calls were played including, a man who got his penis stuck in a pool pump and a man who's sandwich order from Subway was incorrect. To wrap up the show, Piper Austin was put on the infamous spank machine, showing off her incredible ass.

"Bottoms Up" with Jason Sechrest was up next. He welcomed gay performer Barrett Long and retired porn legend, Keri Windsor onto his show. Keri told stories about misadventures that she and Jason got into and Barrett Long showed he could suck his own dick, live on the show, much to everyone's amazement. Jason took the show out by singing a song in the DD Cup Studio and legendary male performer Randy Spears even popped on camera in a very funny cameo.

Chewy Chorizo and Anita Blue


Piper Austin

The Foxxs, Shay Lynn, Kayme Kai and RudeTV
2:56PM on September 11, 2008

Got a reminder that my friend Desi Foxx and her daughter Eli Foxx appeared on Howard Stern today. Hopefully they will have fun as well as get a lot of promo for themselves. Glad to see their careers are taking off. They launched their website recently. Make sure to check it out.

Its September 11th. Never forget what happened on this day in 7 years ago. Remember those who fell and the love ones they left behind.

On a more cheery note, yesterday was one of the first "normal" days I've had in awhile. Woke up, ate, did laundry, blogged and then got ready for RudeTV. No headaches, no drama, just a normal day in life. Gave me a chance to catch up on a few private things as well.

Once I got to RudeTV, I began the days set up to broadcast.

"Being A Man" was the first show with Dennis Neder and his special guest co-host, Lira Kellerman. At first I didn't known what to make of Lira until I understood her dry sense of humor. After that, it was smooth sailing. Lira is a mainstream actress and some of her work was shown on the air. The topic was about "game players", which was about games men and women play when they are interested in each other. Personally, I hate mind games and tend to walk away from them. Just not my thing.

"Relax Its Just a Fetish" was next with Ariel X, as Ashley Fires was still touring the country and will be back soon. The theme of the night was spanking. Liam from fetishnation.com was her guest as they discussed the proper use of spanking and showed clips of different fetish acts. Later in the show, a spanking demo was done on Ariel X by Liam, leaving her ass very red but with no bruises.

"Smell My Finger" with Wankus and Cleopatra came on with Wankus giving a recap of Porn Star Karaoke and discussions about the age of Cleopatra's boyfriend. Soon Jame Bartholet joined to the show to promote his recent work in several adult parody movies, including Not Bewitched XXX. 2007 Miss Nude North America, Shay Lynn came in next to discuss her career and her appearance yesterday on "Baadmasters Dungeon". A new game was introduced later in the show, "Guest The Terrorist", where pictures are shown of Arabic men and everyone had to guest if he was a terrorist or not. Cleo, James and Shay were surprised to find out that some of the men pictures were a pastor, shop owner and school teacher, not terrorists. Just goes to show, you shouldn't judge someone by how they look.

"Toys 4 Twats" was up next with Kayme Kai. Kayme flew solo tonight, with the theme of the show being about footjobs. She showed off several types of lube to make the footjob more pleasurable for the man, as well as gave instructions about how to give a proper footjob. Kayme then used the product of the week, a glass dildo on herself and gave an explosive ending to the show.

One the show was done, I walked Kayme to her car and then head for home. Finally put away my laundry and watched the rest of "Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon" before heading to bed.

I posted the pictures from last Tuesdays Porn Star Karaoke, which you can view on my site.

Cleopatra, Wankus, Shay Lynn and James Bartholet

Ron Jeremy, Meeting Bridgett B and Porn Star Karaoke
3:23PM on September 10, 2008

After a restless sleep, I awoke with a cloudy mind and a weary heart. I quickly slammed a couple of diet pepsi's to get my head into the start of the day. I ate some lovely chicken and noodles my roommate had left for us in the fridge and got ready to head over to meet with Ginger Lynn.

Ginger was having some computers issues and finally our schedules matched up so I could go over to her home and see what I could do to sort out the problems. She has a large and lovely home that I've been to several times, back when I worked for Kylie Ireland as a PA and behind the scenes cameraman. Once I arrived, Ginger and I went over the problems she had been facing and I settled in to work. We chatted while I worked on her computer and three hours later, everything seemed fine. Said my good bye and then I headed for RudeTV.

"Buff in the Buff" was up first with Heidi Mayne. Once again, Heidi guided the RudeTV viewers through a naked work out routine and then cleaned herself off for them with a nice shower, much to everyone's enjoyment.

"Baadmasters Dungeon" was next with Baadmaster. Satine Phoenix was out of down so, the lovely Natali Demore came in to guest co-host the show. 2007 Miss Nude North America, Shay Lynn came in as a guest and during the course of the two hours, showed why she has won the title. Several demos of flogging, spanking and a tens unit were done on Shay, much to her delight. Natali also gave a few domination examples, including breath play. The girls were very into each other as they couldn't stop touch one another.

"Smell My Finger" came on after with Wankus and Nicki Hunter. Wankus made the mistake of wearing shorts, which Nicki kept trying to stick her hands up and grab Wankus's package, several times during the show. Andi Heart made her return to the RudeTV couch and kept requesting for Wankus to get naked, with Nicki encouraging in the background. Jessica D'Vine came in a short time later, dressed as a sexy cat girl. The final guest for the night, Syren De Mer was introduced to the viewers as the show went on. During the second hour, "Twistachi" began. Andi, Jessica and Syren had to play Twister while a Hitachi Magic Wand and other vibrators were used on them by Wankus, Nicki Hunter and Nicki's slave, Toe Jam. All the players really enjoyed themselves and didn't want the show to end.

"Dirty Divas" with Ginger Lynn was up next with her special guest, legendary former Wicked Pictures contract girl Julia Ann. Several topics were covered as Ginger and Julia Ann discussed the current state of the industry, what makes a contract girl special and several funny stories between the long time friends. Both Ginger and Julia also flashed the camera, at the request of a few callers.

Once the show was done and plans for the following broadcaster day were in place, I headed to Burbank for Porn Star Karaoke.

When I arrived, I ran into Victoria Norton and porn legend Ron Jeremy talking. After speaking to Ron for several minutes and hugging Victoria, I was greeted by Dic Tracy, Regan Anthony, Tony Batman and Chris King. After making my way inside, I saw Tod Hunter from tod-hunter.net as well as XBIZ but, unfortunately we didn't get to speak at length, as I was ushered forward into the bar. Had a couple pleasant surprises as Derrick Peirce was sitting at the booth with Bridgett B, who he introduced me to. Derrick has always been extremely cool to me and is a nice guy in general. Bridgett B was all smiles and was very down to earth to speak with as well. The next surprise was seeing the Lovely Aline in attendance. Hadn't seen her in awhile but she looked just as hot as I remember. I always liked her smile and her warmth toward people.

Ran into Harley Fires from Harley’s Adult TV with his busty producer Adie, who was already making out with some random blond woman. Adie wore a shirt that was very tight and showed her off very well, much to the satisfaction of the PSK masses. Monroe Valentino came in shortly after and spoke about her appearance on RudeTV the previous night. Lord Blu was running around snapping pictures as F'N Dave and I spoke briefly. Kenzie Marie and her crew showed up about an hour after I arrived and got to meet her face to face for the first time, after writing back and forth on Myspace, from time to time. Kenzie was very friendly and we spoke about getting her on RudeTV soon. Victoria Norton, Mali Jane and Wankus all belted out songs, as my eye begun to get heavy and I knew I needed to head home soon.

Snapped a few more pictures of Wankus singing with various people and of the other attendees then said my good byes. It was about 1:15am when I finally walked in the door to my apartment. I was tired enough, where I just threw aside my belongings and went straight to bed.

The photos from Porn Star Karaoke will be up on my site later this week.

Bridgett B


Regan Anthony and Wankus