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Killer Sperm or Flesh Eatin Semen
I dont masterbate

Killer Sperm or Flesh Eatin Semen
3:06PM on April 01, 2008

I've been here 4 a while now so I guess I can share this, most of U r like family, meaning I've spilled many babies while watchin U, LOL.

So a while back I had a bad diet alot of salt & acid n my diet. The salt came from the foods, both fried & junk, tht I was eatin & the acid came from the oranges & orange juice & grapefruit juice & pineapples I was eating. I dont know y those things were heavy n my diet but wht ever.

So my gf @ the time got a rash so bad tht it ripped her skin open & she had 2 get a series of hydrocortizone shots & some other steroids. Her Dr. told her she should stay away from caustic materials & acids. She said she hadnt been around any. O the rash was on her stomach, thighs, ass & lower back. Then she told him the only thing she was around was.... she got embarrassed she said whn told him our sexual practices & where she liked my cum on her.

He said he never seen anything like tht & tht I should cum n & j/o n a jar so he could analyze my jiz & write a paper about it. I was ok with tht just as long as she was the one 2 jerk me off - he said ok after rollin his eyes she told me, LOL (she called me from his ofc). But the only thing that puzzled her was tht my nutt didnt bother her throat, n fact she had a hard time believing I was cummin n her mouth cause my nutt tasted like sweet whip cream. Well thts wht she told me, I wanted 2 taste 4 myself, but I wasnt tht curious, LOL.

So after the Dr. analyzed my cum, U know wht he told me? He said........

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Levit...
April 02, 2008 (Report It)

I totally beleive what you've said. What you eat definitely changes your sperm. I've never come across a case like yours but I'd think it is certainly possible, from other experiences I've had.

MayaL...
April 01, 2008 (Report It)

Paulie, u'd be amazed at what comes outta u guys sometimes. I saw a weird story a while back about a desert storm vet who's semen was toxic to his wife... It caused her the acid burns and damage to her skin as well. Amazing how the body works huh. Keep some fruits in ya diet tho, that makes ya babies taste sweeter, hehehe Love u Paulie XoXO

Trini...
April 01, 2008 (Report It)

lol nice.. but it does go to show how the food we eat change the way our cum tastes!
  
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I dont masterbate
3:13PM on March 30, 2008

I ran into a woman who says she doesnt play with herself, she said it was gay and would rather have the real thing. So whts up with that? R women tht dont rub one out every now & thn as useless as women who dont suck a good dick? Do you think these women r inexperienced or dont know how 2 pls themselves or others? Now I'm not talkin about those who get the real on the regular, I'm talkin about those here on Rude lookin @ all this sexyness & say they dont get the urge 2 touch it. I think this is a good 1st blog topic... ya think?

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keish...
May 18, 2008 (Report It)

i think it boils down to knowing and being in touch with your own body. you might not necessarily have to masterbate to do that, but it's certainly a fun way to find out. I certainly do it more often when I'm single or during phone sex

Levit...
April 02, 2008 (Report It)

I think your friend may have been shy about admitting it. But I guess if someone doesn't masterbate that may not mean they are less sexually adventurous, could be they are saving thier orgasms for the real deal. And if that's the case they may be even more ravenous for an orgasm when the real deal presents itself. I won't knock that stance. But I reckon 98 % of ladies rub one out every now and then.

Trini...
April 01, 2008 (Report It)

i went through lots of time when I didn't masturbate and I didn't have sex.. idk.. didn't faze me any.. but I was a cock tease back then too..lol

Pauli...
March 30, 2008 (Report It)

Thnxxx 2Sweet & Trin. But Trin, wht if a woman isn't gettin tons of sex or no sex @ all. No masterbation + No sex + Rude wouldnt tht = some kinda meltdown? LOL

2swee...
March 30, 2008 (Report It)

Wow, I think that women may have been lying. I'm 24 and have been masterbating since i was like 13. Idk, maybe im just weird, but i masterbate everyday @ least twice. The real thing is better, but often times it comes with strings and stipulations. I think me touching myself is good for sex in general cuz i know wat i like what i want and how to get it. But this is just me, I may not be the norm, lol.

Trini...
March 30, 2008 (Report It)

i have to disagree with evo. Until I met my husband.. I never masturbated. I had tons of sex.. to the point of sluttiness.. yes, but never masturbated at all. Did that make me bad in bed.. I never had complaints, but I find now that I do masturbate it has changed the strength of orgasms. It took for Mrtoo to get me to try it and to explore myself (WITH HIM it was the only way I would) and get me to open my mind. Just because she doesn't masturbate doesn't make her less of a freak in bed.. just probably not going to open her mind and enjoy it as those that do. just my two cents.. from experience Great topic hun!

Pauli...
March 30, 2008 (Report It)

Thnxxx April... I think U all do 2, but whts the shame n admittin it? I know younger women like 19, 20, 21 may feel shame, but wht about the older women who dont admit it. Is it because of pervs like me who like 2 watch & listen? LMAO

evoll...
March 30, 2008 (Report It)

Great first topic...lol...i would have to say that some women don't masterbate as much, but we all do it ;))
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