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My Blog :: Thanks to all of you who have visited my page, watched my video clips, purchased my videos, custom vids, tipped my livehouse Just left me lovely comments, voted, helped with my shows !!! All that great stuff !!! If you love my ass as much as I do, lol, stay tuned, there's more to love !!! I'm always looking for hotness to help with my videos, so, by all means, cum & talk 2 me... I usually have either jokes or some serious questions... hopefully something to make you smile & think... don't forget to vote & comment !!! Smooches, Nilou Achtland Smooches, Nilou Achtland



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Speed Limit
3:32PM on January 25, 2012

Whats the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

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Levit...
January 31, 2012 (Report It)

LOL nice! :)

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January 26, 2012 (Report It)

Cute makes you think
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The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #3
3:14PM on January 25, 2012

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

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January 25, 2012 (Report It)

Old guys are lickers first and stickers second and may spend a little more time looking for the love button.
  
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The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #1
2:59PM on January 25, 2012

What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

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How To Eat Pussy Good !!!
5:19PM on November 17, 2010


Take your time when you start to eat pussy. Get her warmed up with some basic foreplaykissing, fondling, etc. Its better to go down on a wet pussy than a dry one. Once shes aroused, make your descent. Try kissing and tonguing her ankle or the sole of her foot. Then kiss and lick your way slowly up the inside of her leg (the back of the knee is a good erogenous zone, too). Tease her a bit more by kissing and tonguing her inner thighs. Blow some air lightly over her cooter. Shell go nuts.

Once your face is up in her crotch, dont dive straight for her panic button. Explore the whole area with your mouth. Gently probe with your tongue and locate her vagina and clit. Suck on her labia. Get your whole face messy.

Now you want to go to work on her clit. The key is to use your tongue and lips to suck and massage it gently. Dont poke at it or press too hard. Go in circles, go up and down, flick back and forth lightly. There is no real right way to go down on a woman; just make it up as you go along and pay attention to what works. Vary your speed and pressure and see what she responds to. When you hit the right groove, youll probably know it because shell grab the back of your head and clamp her thighs around your ears like a vice. But to be on the safe side, ask her beforehand to let you know what she likes. Once you hit her hot spot, theres no need to rush; just keep her engine revving. Feel free to explore some other techniques or positions before you take her over the top.

This is perhaps the most common tip when you eat pussy: use your tongue to trace the letters of the alphabet on her clit. Some people swear by it. Personally, I dont recommend it. I dont think its a good technique. Also, its too much of a distraction, and if she catches you humming the Alphabet Song under your breath, youre busted. You should be paying attention to her, not what comes after Q.

You can create some wild sensations for her by stimulating her clit with both your fingers and your tongue simultaneously. Also, most women enjoy a finger or two in their cunt while being eaten out. Insert your fingers with your palm up, crook them slightly, and stroke toward you in a come hither motion to hit her G-spot. A finger up the ass will also drive her over the edge if shes into anal play. (As always, to avoid infection, if you put something in her ass, make sure you dont put it in her pussy afterward.)

You can also use your tongue to penetrate herjust make it rigid and plunge in. You can then tongue-fuck her by moving your tongue in and out, or by keeping it stationary and bobbing your whole head. For bonus points, try stimulating her clit with your nose while your tongue is inside her.

Put a pillow or two under your neck and let her sit on your face. This gives you a nice view of her tits and gives her a degree of control over pressure and position. Let her grind her juices all over your mug.


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November 18, 2010 (Report It)

Very nice ! I enjoyed it !!!
  
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