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Nilou Achtland
At The Party Last Night : Fun With Family & Friends 9:03PM on January 27, 2012
Ok so my big sister , so of my friends , and I were out sex party hopping last night !!! At one of the parties, the Toy Rep put this butterfly bullet on my friend, over her clothes, and told us that it was super powerful. She turned it on max and brought my friend to her knees. It was both sexy and hilarious.
Also, the last party we went to , my big sister bought some toys for herself. I'm not ashamed, I thought it was awesome ! She had fun.... yay !!!
I have been to several of these and they are so much fun. The laughs, the talk, and the display.
you get to touch and play with all kinds of things. What make the parties even better is getting a group of women together. Give them a little to drink and the fun begins.
Getting women who you would never think would come to one of these is even more fun. They end up being the life of the party. Women are able to really let their hair down at these and enjoy all the sex talk.
If you have never been to one I say find some one to either give one or give one yourself.
Let the good times roll.
Make sure you have lots of batteries on hand for back up. Nothing is more of a bummer then for the Party displayer to have batteries go dead during a demo.
I will be broadcasting some of my " sex toy pajama parties " live on Rude starting in April .....so stay tuned !!!
And if any girls want to do it with me let me knoe in my Rude mail ....lixxx & Kisses !!!
That sounds like an Ann Summers party which we have here. I've never been but I must admit it looks loadsa fun!
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Birthday Parties 8:32PM on January 27, 2012
We never stop loving birthdays right? Well, ok, some of us wish we could stop actually counting at 25, but apart from that, most of us love our birthdays and choose to celebrate that one time of the year. A birthday is all about that special person, unlike other holidays that include everyone. Coming up with a perfect adult birthday idea is a tricky task though, and yet it can be one filled with no end of possibilities. Adult birthday ideas are much more difficult to find than those for children because of the sensitivity to age. Does your significant other, friend or adult child have a birthday coming up? There are many ways to celebrate a birthday for adults, and here are some of the best ideas around. Get your creative juices flowing and youll soon have more adult birthday ideas than you have birthdays to celebrate!
You may want to think about choosing an all-ages venue, and buying gifts and food that further bring family of all ages into the equation. After 50 and onwards, birthdays take on a different meaning, with grandchildren possibly now on the scene, and your own grown up kids being able to give back the special occasion and attention to detail they received from you years ago. When planning an adult birthday party, make sure to consider all of the people the birthday guy or gal will want to have involved with the day.
Its not just age that comes into play eitherdifferent people simply want different things. If the person is a very hardworking career motivated type, he may see a birthday as simply an occasion to relax. Others may see it as a chance to let down their hair and go mad for one day of the year.
Do you like flying in Helicopters. A helicopter charter is one of the coolest ways to travel. Not only are you seeing every angle from your unique aerial perspective, you can feel rather James Bondish in the process, and avoid the unsavory stresses of commercial travel. I took a birds eye view of the beautiful city Chicago the other day and got some great pics !!! You have to visit my site Nilousplaypen to see them . you can find the link on my Rude page !
Oh can't wait to see the pics. Helicopters look scary to ride in lol but I can imagine the view must be amazing.
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HBA Spa Ritz-Carlton Hong Kong 7:46PM on January 27, 2012
Hong Kongs Ritz-Carlton luxury hotel just got a little hotter with the recent launch of the ESPA Spa. Designed by HBA/Hirsch Bedner, the ESPA Spa has bragging rights to being the loftiest spa in the world, located on the 116th and 118th floors! The Ritz-Carlton South Beach is just as luxurious, though closer to sea-level! I've already been , and will be traving back to this beautiful place in March ! If there is any girls who want to go with me and my Puertorican live-in girlfriend / lover Dahlia please let me know in my Rude mail .
My Parents Home : Whistler, B.C., CA 4:48AM on January 21, 2012
The resort town of Whistler is about a two hour drive away from Vancouver along one of the most scenic drives you'll ever take - the Sea to Sky Highway. Whistler is most famous as a ski destination - one of the best in the world - and this is thanks to two spectacular mountains, Whistler and Blackcomb that loom a mile above the village and provide over 8000 acres of skiable terrain Year-round, Whistler offers visitors fine food, spas, and plenty of opportunity for adventure, all in a breathtaking locale.
Do you ski ? I loved cross country in Bavaria in 80s and a lot of good exercise. For a Georgia boy I learned quickly but didn,t like downhill. Got board waiting in lift line and didn't like so many people around crashing. I didn't want to break a leg if binding didn't break loose.
I loved drives through Bavaria and cross country sking. Must put B C on my bucket list along with Alaska ouback. love ya
Lovely Nilou you are so right it is Lovely Journey did it the Summer before the Winter Olympic's and went up Whistler Mountain by the cable car great views for sure from the top and on the way up and down too. Kisses
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the answers... 2:14PM on July 09, 2010
ok, so there r 6 questions...
the answers will tell you things u never knew about urself & ur mind set...
I'm going to post the questions & later I well tell you what the real question & answer is...
1. Think of ur favorite color
2. Think of 3 words to describe ur favorite color
3. Think of ur favorite pet
4. Think of 3 words to describe ur favorite pet
5. You are walking into a white space... everything is white... Think of 3 words (adjectives) to describe how you feel when you walk into the space...
6. Imagine you are blind, in front of a gushing waterfall. Think of 3 words to describe how u feel ...
it doesn't work if you read these 1st... If you do then you are a cheater & that's what you get... lol
No. 2 is actually describing howyou think other people view you...
Man suing his police officer wife... 12:40PM on June 04, 2010
A man is suing his police officer wife & her boyfreind because, yesterday the man came home, thinking he had come home to an empty house. He was shocked to hear a commotion & moaning comming from their bedroom. He went up, gun in hand to see a man on top of someone in his bed. He fired a shoy in the air. His police officer wife (who was on the bottom), instictually shot her husband...
On a side note... the eye witnesses (who were hiding in the closet) & her fellow police all agree that the man was in fault... We shall see when they get to court...
A woman was fired from Citibank & is now suing Citibank because despite her totally appropiate attire she is still too hot & Distracting to her co-workers...
In truth, there is a video of her office attire... she did have on office attire... a tank top (white & skin tight) with the jacket open... It's not what u do, I guess it's how u do it. I think it's a crock of crap myself. I don'tthink she should b punished because they can't give their lil heads a time out... What happened to civilized people, yatta, yatta, yatta...
Let me be clear... I never said safe ways to get high or drunk... I'm shocked about some of this, some I knew... I thought it was blog worthy so here u go... unfortunately, I'm sure some of you will b like shut the fuck up, lol. Keep in mind, I'm just the messenger... I'm just repeating what's already been broadcast...
Here's me preachy... You should know that any drug whether an upper or downer effect, medicinal, what have you... You shouild take it seriously. It be strong even though it is natural. Obviously, if it was never meant to be used as a drug, or in this capacity (like many of the things below) you're taking ur life in your hands... With that said... Rock on !!!
The new trend is pouring vodka into your eyes. The hope is that you will get drunk faster. To my knowledge, this works... It can kill you, but it works... good luck with that...
We all know someone who got high on tussin in high school. No news there...
I just caught wind of smoking baked banana peels... or after you bake it turn it into powder & then sniff it I guess... oookkkk... lol idk if this works...
There is the infamous licking toads...The my knowledge this works... f.y.i. this is the toads defense mechanism... It doesn't kill you because your a large person... that is all...
Another new one... High schoolers getting high on Nitrous... Did they unhook the hose in their ride ?? idk.. Seems to me this should work... once again a great way to check out early especially if you do it too much, or too often...
You know how Stone Cold Steve Austin busts 2 beers & drinks them at the same time... Well, supposedly if you poke 2 cans of beer & drink them quickly... you'll get drunk quicker... seems to me this should work or seem to work... the bubbles u r ingesting make you feel drunker...
There is the thing of a beer bong bath... i think it's called... where you just mix everything you can get your hands on in a milk carton or something... hook a hose to it & drink til you have to stop... unside down ofcourse... lol sounds outstanding... lol
This kid put lead paint in his eyes to get high... idk if it worked, may be another urban myth... then again. I heard of a guy testing out a flack jacket by having his freind shoot him... the bad news... it wasn't a flack jacket, like he thought...
Ther is a new drug some chemistry kids made in their spare time, called TCSB. Only a fingernail full will do ya... that's all I know.. If you like tearing your own face off because it burns so much or throwing up blood, I highly recommend it... lol
Lastly, High shcooler huff rubber cement... I love rubber cement for my art projects, it drys so clean... lol not neccessarily for huffing... idk how this one turns out people...
There u go, more weird shit I heard... Thank you Thank you, I'll b here all week... lol
It wouldn't matter which so long as we clicked..it might be interesting to hang with a name to see what they're really like, but at the end of the day, as Tweety says, the chemestry is the thing. If the celeb was really a boring goody two shoes, I'd probably choose the crazy chick having said that!
I would have to say I would have to land on the one that the chemistry was right with, crazy chicks are right up my alley and a celebrity doesn't carry any weight with me as I don't tend to star gaze much....yea, I would go fun instead of name xoxoxo
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The quintessential soldier... 2:44PM on March 18, 2010
If you had to make this decision:
To save thousands of people (maybe millions)
One or maybe ten people have to die...
You have to kill them...
Could you do what needed to be done ???
A soldier carries out his duties without exception... Without question... Could you be the quintessential soldier ???
I was reminded of this from a older television episode of Twilight Zone or outr limits... idk....
This man found himself in Germany while Hitler was a baby... He had the opportunity to kill the baby (with the knowledge of what would happen if he didn't, how many would die, how it would change the world). Still he missed his opportunity.
Good question but I can't take myself down this road to far as I was the quintessential soldier....and the nightmares are only one of the wounds I still carry. xoxo
soldiers are our protection.they need to be reminded how important they are and how they are keeping us safe.I wish more people acknowledged them. If he knew of who and what Hitler was I think the man would have killed and then perssucusion would never have happened.
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Could you turn in.. 2:28PM on March 18, 2010
a family member ??
If you knew what they had done, that they were guilty... Could you turn them over to the authorities ???
There was a woman lately turned in her two children(ages 16 & 17) for robbing a liquor store.
On the one hand people are praising her (maybe for being a upstanding citizen)
On the other hand they are condeming her (is that or being a bad mother )
actually, I believed they can chuck about 500lbs per day... I saw that some where... lol
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Newest sex scandal... 4:34PM on March 05, 2010
in the Vatican... not the 1st... just the newest...
two members have been running a gay prostitution ring...
Why was one a Nigerian man ??? idk just saying...
I agree sex is a natural thing (hence the term sex life...) & that once you have sex it's like opening the flood gates whether you are male of female it makes no difference... & never mind the difference in sex drive...
Keeping that in mind. Is it unrealistic to think that anyone can go without sex for an extended period of time, let alone your entire life... once again I have my opinion, but...
It actually raises more questions... about society's view points & reactions on sexuality as a whole...
i agree sex is suppose to be fun and enjoyable why should society react. sex is sex whether same sex or not.
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what should she do ??? 4:17PM on March 05, 2010
If you with a guy who is taking care of your kids, holding down a job, good in bed but embarrassing when your out at clubs etc. because he's not that bright...
1. What should you do ??? Should you do anything ???
2. Who's wrong here ??? Is there a wrong & right ???
My freind needs help... I have my own opinion but she could use yours...
Does size really matter ??? (2) 2:50PM on February 25, 2010
I'm above average height & I think guys that are 6'2" to 6'4" are ideal for me... well what I like anyway...
On the other hand my cousin is 6' or so & she keeps attracting midgets... Well, given her height, a guy that is 5'4" with a sparkling personality still has an issue...
Does size really matter ??? 2:49PM on February 25, 2010
Does size really matter ???
I'm really attracted to fit guys. But I keep attracting overly muscular guys... the Muscle Mag cover model type...
I'm a bit of a gym rat at times... but, while I appreciate all the muscles they are never quite right... but the ones that find me obviously never leave the gym... which is too much for me... What do I do ???
