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Good Pickup Line # 1. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:38AM on April 26, 2012

If it's true that we are what we eat , then I'll be you in the morning !

Good Pickup Line # 2. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:35AM on April 26, 2012

I've got milk in my titties . I'll do your body good !

Good Pickup Line # 3. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:34AM on April 26, 2012

I want to lick your ass and drink your piss ! Can I be your slave tonight ?

Good Pickup Line # 4. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:32AM on April 26, 2012

Can you follow me to my place ? I'd like to name multiple orgasms after you !

Good Pickup Line # 5. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:17AM on April 26, 2012

I'm starring in a porno movie ? Would you like to help me learn my lines?

Good Pickup Line # 6. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:15AM on April 26, 2012

Do you train cats ? Because you just made my pussy cum !

Good Pickup Line # 7. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:10AM on April 26, 2012

Do you like short love affairs ? I hate them . I've got all weekend !

Good Pickup Line # 8. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:06AM on April 26, 2012

Would you like to try an Australian kiss ? It's just like French kissing but down under !

Good Pickup Line # 9. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
1:01AM on April 26, 2012

You Know If I were you I would have sex with me !

Good Pickup Line # 10. A Girl Has Said To Me To Get Me Into Bed !
12:39AM on April 26, 2012

First , I would like to kiss you passionately on the lips , then , Ill move up to your belly button !

Sex Poem #20
4:25PM on April 10, 2012

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

Love Songs
6:08PM on April 08, 2012

A great Love Song is a key for opening up the heart and soul. The tender, romantic lyrics connect with our emotions, while at the same time the soulful rhythms make our bodies want to move. There can truly be no better expression of love, with all its depth and meaning, than a good love song.

Love Letters
6:07PM on April 08, 2012

The Love Letter is one of the oldest and most heartfelt ways for us to express how we really feel about the object of our affection. It gives us a chance to say what we simply cannot in person, to pour out all the deepest secrets of our heart onto the page. Even when two people are miles and miles apart, a love letter can create an intimate experience between them.

Love Messages
6:05PM on April 08, 2012

We now live in the modern age, and pen and paper are no longer the only ways we have to write romantic messages for one another. From email to instant messaging to Facebook, the ways we have to communicate are growing and growing with each passing year. Love can still be expressed in a short medium such as Text Message , especially if it is carefully crafted and sincere. Our words of love can have even greater power the fewer of them there are!

Love Games
6:03PM on April 08, 2012

Even though love is very important, theres no rule that says it has to be perfectly serious all the time. And what if youre single, musing over your chances at finding the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend in the future? Playing little love games will always keep your relationship full of life !

Creating Romance
5:58PM on April 08, 2012

Romance is not love in and of itself, but it is one of the primary ways we can show how much we love one another. When people commit to a long-term relationship, romance is what keeps the spark alive and reminds them why theyre in love. Romance creates a mood, excites us, and keeps our love lives interesting.

All I Want Is U Girl
5:51PM on April 08, 2012

All I want is to love you, for the rest of my life.
I want you to be the one; I'll wake up every morning with you by my side.
Knowing at no matter what happens, I'll be able to come to your loving arms.
All I want is to share everything with you.
To be able to talk about our ideas, our dreams and little every day things.
Things that make us laugh, and the not so little things that we can't help worrying about.
All I want is to give you is my love.

As a place you, can always come to for acceptance.
The simple comfort that silence brings, when things left unspoken, can still be understood.
All I want is to grow old with you, to watch our life unfold.
All I want is to love you forever.

Sweet Cam Pussy !!!
12:31PM on January 28, 2012

If any of my true fans know me , they know I love pussy and I keep a pair of good ones laying around my house in Boca Raton , Florida at all times !!!  " I've  got White pussy, Black pussy, Spanish pussy, Asian pussy,
hot pussy, Indian pussy...and I'm try to keep a phat wet pussy for my webcams in my live-house in Chicago , IL. ...if you can find me some fun pussy in the midwest area...FFUUUCCCKKKK IIIIITTTTTT!"-- then spank that ass my way....lol

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Girl-on-Girl : Pick-up line
9:56PM on January 16, 2012

Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #12
9:40PM on January 16, 2012

What drives a lesbian up the wall?
 A crack in the ceiling.