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My Blog :: Thanks to all of you who have visited my page, watched my video clips, purchased my videos, custom vids, tipped my livehouse Just left me lovely comments, voted, helped with my shows !!! All that great stuff !!! If you love my ass as much as I do, lol, stay tuned, there's more to love !!! I'm always looking for hotness to help with my videos, so, by all means, cum & talk 2 me... I usually have either jokes or some serious questions... hopefully something to make you smile & think... don't forget to vote & comment !!! Smooches, Nilou Achtland Smooches, Nilou Achtland



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The Pussy Genius
7:05AM on February 08, 2012

Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Because their plugged into a genius! 

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Dirty Joke #12
6:59AM on February 08, 2012

 Why did the snowman smile?
 Because the snowblower is coming.

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what does fuck mean ???
8:05PM on January 25, 2010

There was this kid that always got picked on at school. Everyday his friends and kids that went to school always said to him f**k you. Well the dumb kid always was curious about what the word f**k means. One day he got real sad and wanted to know what it meant, so he ran home and rushed in the house screaming out for his father. He yelled "pah" and then his pa came out and asked what the hell you want boy? The boy said "pah" what does f**k mean. And then his pah said son I think its time you knew what f**k means. Pah then yelled out "mah" get down here, son wants to know what f**k means. Mah comes down stairs, pah says mah take off your clothes and get in your position. He turns to his son and says, son you see that pink spot on mah."uh huh" watch your pah go to work. Then the boys sister came in the door and says what are they doin? The boy turns his head and with a smile he says they are f*cking. Sister says what does f**k mean.

WELL YOU SEE THAT BROWN SPOT ON PAH "uh huh" WATCH YOUR BROTHER GO TO WORK.

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Airplane Meeting
12:23PM on August 30, 2009

Here's a little joke .
 
Three guys died in a plane crash and went to hell .
when they arrive the devil informed them that he
was going to remove their penises.

" Oh no , how are you going to do that " , asked one
of the guys.

" Whatever your fathers jobs were , that's how I'm
going to remove them " , the devil said .

So he called over the first guy and said , " Your
father was a lumberjack ... So I'm going to cut your
dick off with a saw " .

To the second guy the devil said , " Your father was
a blacksmith ... So I'm going to burn your dick off " . 

Then as the devil called the third guy over he noticed
that the man was smiling .

" And just what in the hell are you so damn happy
about " , the devil asked . " You 've just watched me
remove your friend's penises and you're next .

Laughing really hard the third guy replied , " I know
but pucker up bitch my father was a popsickle maker " !!

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August 30, 2009 (Report It)

Lol !
  
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