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RudeBlog  Blogs > NilouAchtland's RudeBlog! Thanks to all of you who have visited my page, watched my video clips, purchased my videos, custom vids, tipped my livehouse Just left me lovely comments, voted, helped with my shows !!! All that great stuff !!! If you love my ass as much as I do, lol, stay tuned, there's more to love !!! I'm always looking for hotness to help with my videos, so, by all means, cum & talk 2 me... I usually have either jokes or some serious questions... hopefully something to make you smile & think... don't forget to vote & comment !!! Smooches, Nilou Achtland Smooches, Nilou Achtland


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The Pussy Genius
Dirty Joke #12
Sweet Cam Pussy !!!
At The Party Last Night : Fun With Family & Friends
Sex Toy Pajama Party
Birthday Parties
Helicopter Pix
HBA Spa Ritz-Carlton Hong Kong
Speed Limit
The Lightest Thing
The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #3
The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #2
The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #1
My New 2012 Mercedes-Benz S550 4Matic
My Parents Home : Whistler, B.C., CA
Who The F%$k Is Nilou Achtland
Girl-on-Girl : Pick-up line
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #12
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #11
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #10
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #9
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #8
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #7
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #6
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #5
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #4
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #3
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #2
Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #1
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The Pussy Genius
7:05AM on February 08, 2012

Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Because their plugged into a genius! 

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Dirty Joke #12
6:59AM on February 08, 2012

 Why did the snowman smile?
 Because the snowblower is coming.

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Sweet Cam Pussy !!!
12:31PM on January 28, 2012

If any of my true fans know me , they know I love pussy and I keep a pair of good ones laying around my house in Boca Raton , Florida at all times !!!  " I've  got White pussy, Black pussy, Spanish pussy, Asian pussy,
hot pussy, Indian pussy...and I'm try to keep a phat wet pussy for my webcams in my live-house in Chicago , IL. ...if you can find me some fun pussy in the midwest area...FFUUUCCCKKKK IIIIITTTTTT!"-- then spank that ass my way....lol

Here pussy pussy...

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At The Party Last Night : Fun With Family & Friends
9:03PM on January 27, 2012

Ok so my big sister , so of my friends , and I were out sex party hopping last night !!! At one of the parties, the Toy Rep put this butterfly bullet on my friend, over her clothes, and told us that it was super powerful.  She turned it on max and brought my friend to her knees.  It was both sexy and hilarious.

Also, the last party we went to , my big sister bought some toys for herself.  I'm not ashamed, I thought it was awesome !  She had fun.... yay !!!

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Sex Toy Pajama Party
8:45PM on January 27, 2012

Girls only!!!

I have been to several of these and they are so much fun.  The laughs, the talk, and the display.

you get to touch and play with all kinds of things.  What make the parties even better is getting a group of women together.  Give them a little to drink and the fun begins.

Getting women who you would never think would come to one of these is even more fun.  They end up being the life of the party.  Women are able to really let their hair down at these and enjoy all the sex talk.

If you have never been to one I say find some one to either give one or give one yourself.

Let the good times roll.

Make sure you have lots of batteries on hand for back up.  Nothing is more of a bummer then for the Party displayer to have batteries go dead during a demo.

I will be broadcasting some of my " sex toy pajama parties " live on Rude starting in April .....so stay tuned !!!
And if any girls want to do it with me let me knoe in my Rude mail ....lixxx & Kisses !!!

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January 31, 2012 (Report It)

That sounds like an Ann Summers party which we have here. I've never been but I must admit it looks loadsa fun!
  
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Birthday Parties
8:32PM on January 27, 2012

We never stop loving birthdays right? Well, ok, some of us wish we could stop actually counting at 25, but apart from that, most of us love our birthdays and choose to celebrate that one time of the year. A birthday is all about that special person, unlike other holidays that include everyone. Coming up with a perfect adult birthday idea is a tricky task though, and yet it can be one filled with no end of possibilities. Adult birthday ideas are much more difficult to find than those for children because of the sensitivity to age. Does your significant other, friend or adult child have a birthday coming up? There are many ways to celebrate a birthday for adults, and here are some of the best ideas around. Get your creative juices flowing and youll soon have more adult birthday ideas than you have birthdays to celebrate!

You may want to think about choosing an all-ages venue, and buying gifts and food that further bring family of all ages into the equation. After 50 and onwards, birthdays take on a different meaning, with grandchildren possibly now on the scene, and your own grown up kids being able to give back the special occasion and attention to detail they received from you years ago. When planning an adult birthday party, make sure to consider all of the people the birthday guy or gal will want to have involved with the day.

Its not just age that comes into play eitherdifferent people simply want different things. If the person is a very hardworking career motivated type, he may see a birthday as simply an occasion to relax. Others may see it as a chance to let down their hair and go mad for one day of the year.

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Helicopter Pix
8:06PM on January 27, 2012

Do you like flying in Helicopters. A helicopter charter is one of the coolest ways to travel. Not only are you seeing every angle from your unique aerial perspective, you can feel rather James Bondish in the process, and avoid the unsavory stresses of commercial travel. I took a birds eye view of the beautiful city Chicago the other day and got some great pics !!! You have to visit my site Nilousplaypen to see them . you can find the link on my Rude page !

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Oh can't wait to see the pics. Helicopters look scary to ride in lol but I can imagine the view must be amazing.
  
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HBA Spa Ritz-Carlton Hong Kong
7:46PM on January 27, 2012



Hong Kongs Ritz-Carlton luxury hotel just got a little hotter with the recent launch of the ESPA Spa. Designed by HBA/Hirsch Bedner, the ESPA Spa has bragging rights to being the loftiest spa in the world, located on the 116th and 118th floors! The Ritz-Carlton South Beach is just as luxurious, though closer to sea-level! I've already been , and will be traving back to this beautiful place in March ! If there is any girls who want to go with me and my Puertorican live-in girlfriend / lover  Dahlia please let me know in my Rude mail .

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Speed Limit
3:32PM on January 25, 2012

Whats the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

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LOL nice! :)

thoma...
January 26, 2012 (Report It)

Cute makes you think
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The Lightest Thing
3:19PM on January 25, 2012

What is the lightest thing in the world?
A peniseven a thought can raise it.

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The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #3
3:14PM on January 25, 2012

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

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January 25, 2012 (Report It)

Old guys are lickers first and stickers second and may spend a little more time looking for the love button.
  
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The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #2
3:09PM on January 25, 2012

What is the difference between Oooh! and Aaah!?
About three inches.

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The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #1
2:59PM on January 25, 2012

What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

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My New 2012 Mercedes-Benz S550 4Matic
10:01AM on January 24, 2012

Maybe it was the Friday madness, but the new 2012 Mercedes-Benz S550 4Matic that my mom got for me had me thinking about economics. I've spent roughly half my salary on a new car in the past, but my S550 has a sticker price of roughly $118,000. Do people who make $240,000 a year splurge on a big-bodied Benz? If not, perhaps better financial sense is the reason they make more money than me. Or maybe theres just a ridiculously-awesome S-Class sale each year that I dont know about.

Speaking of sales, my live-in girlfriend Dahlia and I share a common hatred for crowded stores and shopping malls, but the lure of a good deal got us out of the house on midnight the other day. It was a decision we regretted immediately. Still, the drive back in the S550 was unbelievably serene. We cruised up I-395 with the Beta Band playing over the stereo, and she commented that she felt like a movie character because the sound was so clear and the S550 was so comfortable and quiet.

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January 24, 2012 (Report It)

I had big Mercedes in Germany in mid 80s used of course but new to me. Rode in a 90s 450 and rode like a dream loved the mechanics in white coveralls in Germany. I thought of you in a 911 porsche carrera. I traded Mercede for the 911 of course I could get on autobahn and run 180 mph but car no fun if you can't get out of 3 rd gear in US. You are more grown up than I was in 30s. Injoy and they are so quiet no road noise in 80s and sure improved. Just watch out and don't get jacked. I now love old trucks. Big old toys for old boys.

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January 24, 2012 (Report It)

you in the 1%ers hun ;-}} More power to ya - i believe we all should strive to be rich - what ever Rich means to ya ;-} Keep on keeping on doing what you like and enjoy life - My motto - when you do well - everyone else does well too - i don't hate the Rich - I wanna be Rich - in my own way ;-}}
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My Parents Home : Whistler, B.C., CA
4:48AM on January 21, 2012

The resort town of Whistler is about a two hour drive away from Vancouver along one of the most scenic drives you'll ever take - the Sea to Sky Highway. Whistler is most famous as a ski destination - one of the best in the world - and this is thanks to two spectacular mountains, Whistler and Blackcomb that loom a mile above the village and provide over 8000 acres of skiable terrain Year-round, Whistler offers visitors fine food, spas, and plenty of opportunity for adventure, all in a breathtaking locale.

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January 24, 2012 (Report It)

Do you ski ? I loved cross country in Bavaria in 80s and a lot of good exercise. For a Georgia boy I learned quickly but didn,t like downhill. Got board waiting in lift line and didn't like so many people around crashing. I didn't want to break a leg if binding didn't break loose. I loved drives through Bavaria and cross country sking. Must put B C on my bucket list along with Alaska ouback. love ya

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January 24, 2012 (Report It)

Lovely Nilou you are so right it is Lovely Journey did it the Summer before the Winter Olympic's and went up Whistler Mountain by the cable car great views for sure from the top and on the way up and down too. Kisses
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Who The F%$k Is Nilou Achtland
7:32AM on January 17, 2012

Given Name : Nilou Achtland

Nationality: Canadian British / Cherokee Indian / Moroccan

*Language Spoken: English/ Spanish/ French/ Japanese

*Native Homeland: Whistler, B.C., Canada

*Birthplace: Boca Raton, Fl

Body type: Athletic

*Height: 5'7"

*Weight: 133lbs-145lbs depending upon diet

*Hair: wild, but sometimes black

*Eyes: Deep Dark Chocolate

*Skin Tone: Sunset Orange or Brown depending on Her Tan

*Measurements: Pillow Soft 36D-24-38

*Panties: Usually a Sexy Size 5 Thong or Nothing At All

*Lips: Soft, Full & Juicy

*Dress Size: 8-10

*Shoe Size: 9

*Ring Size: 6

*Hat Size: 6 7/8 or 7

*Zodiac Sign: Libra

*Personality: Romantic, Silly and Well Educated

*Education: B. F. A. From F. I. T. 

*Career: Exotic Model / Fashion Designer / Sultry Actress / Singer & Socialite *Skills: Modern Dance/ Kickboxing / Singing / Rollerblading/ Skiing/ Horseback riding/ Golf / Tennis/ Volley Ball/ Bike Riding / Arts & Crafts / Sewing / Sketching / 

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1.Hair & Spokes Model - Pinkney's House of Style , Glitz & Glamour ,
2.Comedy Actress - TvHams ( comedy show ) , Bitter Bill ( comedy show ) ,
3.Artist Nude Model - Carl Volkman , Pam Dietrich , Tammy Bellamy Studio , Olivia Adams , Gina Cong , ImaginePersonality , Donna Young , Tony Smith , and many more.
4.Fashion Model - La Keys Fashion Boutique , Vive Colour , House of De' La Pete , etc.
5.Web Model - The Black Hole Arcade , Quanda Models , Cyreen's Sun Shine Girls , etc.
6.Alternative / Rock Singer - Club Red , Johnny B's , Marty's , Riverdale Maina , etc.
7.Magazine Cover Model - Azazel , Vidid Quest , Pink Panties VOL.#9 , Gentlemen's Pages , Frosty Liquor , etc.
8.Catalogs - LTD's Fashion,Inc. ( fashion ), La Pomme ( fashion bq. & bar ) , E Smile , etc.
9.Album Covers - Smoken Gun 9 , Chill Cafe' , Paint Stick , Kow Poon , etc.
10.Calendars - Red Divel In A Pink Dress , Acqua Duque , etc.
11.Erotic Model - Gwynn V. Zeplin , Marquise Mourgue , SHannet Dupri , etc.
12.Fitness Model - Zabete Gym & Spa , Takashimaya , Workout Jungle , etc
13.Adult Film Star - AEN ( Delievery From An Angel ) , N.A. Productions ( Rock Me In Ohio ) , to name a few.
14.Bikini Model - Amelia's Paradise Playmates , etc.
15.Theatre Actress - Canali , Lucida , Friieze , etc.
16.Lingerie Model - Exotic Treasure Box , Wide Flower's Boutique , NaptimeRecords , Musicjet , etc.
17.Sci-Fi Actress - Planet Cucamonga , Alternative Bondge , Astro Burn , 4 Starrs , etc.
18.Action Actress - The Chicken & The Monkey Mango , Exitline , Fual of War , Devil's Tooth Pick , etc.
19.Romance Actress - Intimate Circle , Velvet Rose , Slightly Sinful , etc.
20.Voice Over Actress - Wacky Toons Cartoon , NaptimeRecords Music Studio & TV Station , Musicjet , etc.
21.Website Magazine Spokesmodel - RudeMate 2012, as of December 19, 2011.

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Levit...
January 31, 2012 (Report It)

Great learning more about you.

thoma...
January 24, 2012 (Report It)

I am very impressed. I don't know how you have time for everything. Please wind down every now and then and take a vacation and enjoy life. My girlfriend from Panama had a heart attack at 46 and died. She was working three jobs and she never got to enjoy the fruits of her labor. love ya

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January 20, 2012 (Report It)

You really have a lot going on for you. Keep rock'n

Queen...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Good 2 know!!! :D

Kylie...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Go - on with your bad self !

Shado...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Sexy lady , beautiful mind !!!

xxxPi...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Cool

CHERR...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

lol Queen Nilou !

Hoodx...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Girrrrllll , you're on fire ! Stay in your game , love !

madis...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Awesome !!! U go girl !!! Love ya !!!

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January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Very nice ! Keep up the good work !!!
  
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Girl-on-Girl : Pick-up line
9:56PM on January 16, 2012

Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

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xxxPi...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

lol

Hoodx...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

That's cute !

madis...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Lol , cute !

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January 20, 2012 (Report It)

Lol
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Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #12
9:40PM on January 16, 2012

What drives a lesbian up the wall?
 A crack in the ceiling.

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Hoodx...
January 20, 2012 (Report It)

True , true .
  
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Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #11
9:34PM on January 16, 2012

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
 Well hung

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Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #10
9:33PM on January 16, 2012

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a lesbian?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

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January 20, 2012 (Report It)

lol
  
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