WTF YES MY ASS IS REAL
4:07AM on March 27, 2009

Damn, get it through your heads.  Yes this ass is real...Grade "A" Booty Meat.  Chocolate Cake... running induced 100% real ass ... no additives no preservatives.  Squeezeable rubbable lickable stickable..fuckable suckable.  Ready to be tossed.  You need only bring your salad dressing of choice.  I get so many people asking is it real.  WTF it's a family trait.  All the women in my family have nice PHAT asses.

WTF WTF ....WHAT AND WHO
1:04PM on February 05, 2009

(What) WTF is wrong with these morons that come in my private lobby talkin about  "Hi a/s/l?"  ( Who) WTF uses that shyt anymore...oh obviously there are a few morons still in this post AOL error .  Well, word to the wise, If you come in my private lobby and the first thing you type is a/s/l...I will automatically hit my ban button.  That shit irks the hell out of me.  With that said ...Happy periving!!!

SEXXXFESSIONS (Intro)
1:00AM on December 17, 2008

 Many of you may have heard about or  been at my live group show this past Sunday morning.  I started my new Group show series called SEXXXFESSIONS (Confessions of an Anonymous Stripper).  In this series of Group shows, I'll be reading the book of the same name.  The author is Andrea Blackstone.  This first show we covered the prologue of the book as well as two thirds of chapter one titled CHEATING 101:  Leave No Evidence.  The chapter begins as the main character Mystique is experiencing inattentiveness from her husband of 15 years Donovan.  Mystique finds a phone number scribbled on a torn piece of paper in her husbands pants pocket while doing laundry.  The shirt he wore with the pants if that were not enough, was stained with makeup and a cheap body spray which Mistique vowed she would never be caught dead wearing.  These were the clothes Donovan had worn out  the previous night to an alledged business meeting from which he returned home in the wee hours of the morning.  Mystique takes her find to her best friend Janet to confide in her.  This is when Janet reveals to Mystique a secret that she has been keeping from her for 3 years.  Something so awful that Janet is enraged and vows revenge on her husband Donovan.    

SEXXXFESSIONS (Confessions of an anonymous Stripper) 

A provocative story of secret lives that collide in a land of forbidden fantasies.  Mystigue Forrester is a suburban mother of two stuck in an unhealthy marriage.  Where there should be love, there's nothing but pain.  After a failed attempt to put her marital affairs in order bitter Mystique comes to secretly live a conservative lifestyle during the day and a raunchy one in the hood at night.  What will happen when a curious mom goes undercover as an exotic dancer to get a firsthand account of what really goes on in the local strip club?    Settle into a place where Pandoras box is opened, but anonymity is preserved.  But the question remains:  Is the grass really greeneer on the other side? 

Join me in my next group show as I finish up chapter one and proceed into chapter 2 titled- When it Rains it Pours

WTF!!! SLEEPER AGENT???
2:57PM on November 05, 2008

WTF!!!  I heard someone call Barack Obama a Sleeper Agent on the message board in The Brawling Pit.  I say if we didn't have a Dumb Ass sleeping in the White House now, Obama probably would not have Kicked a mudhole in Mccain's ass in a historical landslide victory.  Comments anyone...

MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT
11:48AM on November 02, 2008

I read this on the producer board this morning.....



COPS KEEPING PEOPLE FROM VOTING IN DEMOC - Submitted: Today 11:19 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #1

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ATTENTION WARNING!!! THE POLICE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YRS.

EVER WONDER WHY THE POLICE IS HOT EVERY ELECTION YR.? WELL IT'S NOT TO GET BROWNING POINTS FOR VOTES IT'S TO STOP YOUR VOTES THINK ABOUT IT AFTER YOU READ WHAT JUST HAPPEN TO US THIS PAST FRIDAY.


PLEASE READ THIS WARNING PLEASE OUR LIVELY HOOD MY DEPEND ON IT ... WHAT THE COPS ARE DOING EVERY ELECTION YR. IS A DIRTY BUT LEGAL TACTIC TO KEEP THE DEMOCRAT VOTE TO A MIN. ONE WAY THEY DO THIS IS BY SETTING UP SAFETY CHECK POINTS IN THE HOPES OF LOCKING PEOPLE UP DURING THE ELECTION PROCESS IN HOPES TO KEEP YOU LOCKED UP SO YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE POLES. MY WIFE & I WERE TAKING A GROUP OF TEENS TO THE POLLS TO VOTE EARLY WHEN WE GOT STOP BY THE POLICE. NOW WE WERE LEGIT WE WERE IN A COMPANY CAR WITH ALL OUR TAGS BUT WE WERE UNAWARE THAT WE MAY HAVE LOST THE FRONT LIC. PLATE IN TRAFFIC. HE ASKED WHERE WERE WE GOING & I STATED THAT WE WERE TRANSPORTING ANYONE WHO NEED TO VOTE TO THE POLES. HE THEN STATED Y'ALL BLK. ASSES WON'T BE VOTING THIS YR, UNKNOWINGLY TO THE TRAFFIC COP I VOTED @ 8:30 AM ONCE HE SEEN THE STUB SHOWING THAT I HAD VOTED ALREADY HE STATED THAT I GOT LUCKY & LET US ALL GO WITH OUT GIVING ME A TICKET. HE DIDN'T CHECK THE CAR OR FOR MY LIC. NOW WHAT THAT TELL YOU.


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IT MEANS KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, DRIVE LIKE YOU HAVE SOME SINCE DON'T DO NOTHING TO GIVE THE POLICE A REASON TO CONFRONT YOU KEEP THE DRUGS & GUN AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE, DON'T GET IN A DOMESTIC SITUATION WITH YOU PARTNER OF FAMILY YOUR VOTE COUNTS. SO PASS THE WORD PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN, YOU SEE SOMEONE SLIPPING THIS IS THE TIME TO GET IN THE BUSINESS & STOP THE MADNESS PASS THE WORD.

Let's Pay it Forward
3:29PM on October 29, 2008

Hey there Rude Mates.  Ok, I've vented enough in my blogs.  This time I want to put a new twist on things.  I'm not sure if you all have ever seen the movie.  I think It was titled Pay it Forward.  Anyway, I'd like to start a Rude version of that.  The time limit is going to be for the next seven days.  Within that seven days, I'd like each of you who read this blog to do this just once within that seven days.  If you do it more that would be even better.  And tell a friend.  There is so much ugliness going on on Rude  and our world that it disturbs me.  I think that there are people who come on here with some issues.  As a community can't we all just be supportive of one another instead of the common put downs in shows, live houses, comment areas, etc  gnashing of teeth, fighting to be at the top of the Rude (Crab) Barrel. Can't we all just get along.  Me personally I know that noone is perfect (even if we sometimes think we might be) but we are all are perfect in our uniqueness.  Now I can look at each and every person and pick out something unique and special about that person.  And, I try to make it a point to compliment them on it.  So, for the next seven days can you say one sincere preferably non perverted (lol) thing to at least one person you encounter on Rude. Take it a step forward and take it offline. It may make a difference in someones day.  I love all you unique talented beautiful people.  Now pay it forward...Pleeeese...hehehehe  OK Now you've seen my other soft side besides my ass....LOL

WTF!!! We have a Rude Prima Donna
9:32AM on October 29, 2008

WTF!!! And she's making cyber threats.... Read for your self...Again I say she thinks she invented the booty clap.  And I ask why is she not accusing the hundreds of other ladies on Rude of copying the booty clap.  Is it that maybe my ass looks good clappin in all it's 43 years of sexiness.  Oh and as far as me stalking her and her friends...I don't think anyone on Rude exclusively belongs to anyone.  And I think it is soooo funny me visiting her page to mingle with other Rude Mates makes her think I am there sweating her.  Like My Best Sexy Chocolate said "stick a pin in it your heads too big"....LOL.  I do appreciate the new fans and buddies I have aquired  while visiting Ms Prima Donna's page....LOL...well maybe Prima Donna is too Classy a word for someone low class enough to make idle cyber threats...LOL  LIL MISS THANG DO YOU AND I'LL DO ME..  If I'm a stalker everyone on rude is a stalker...we all visit one anothers pages to get our perv on...leave a positive compliment...and yes even make buddies and aquire a fan or two on the way....just doing what Rudies do....now you might have an issue if you are trying to own everyone on Rude....Who created that Attention Seeking Monster anyway....The Saga continues...lol

Lil Ms Prima Donna's words....lol>>>>I have a female stalker on rude that wont stop sweating me. You all know her i tried to leave it alone, but the old bitch keep coming back to my page! she started to dress like me do vids that i do even stalked some of my real freinds on here. So i ask what should i do? i wish she lived in my town cause then she will get the biz. I don't like the fact she came out her neck and said i was bothering her. When she started and is still stalking me, she screams she is grown but her actions show another> you know who u are stop sweating me i'm not going to get to handle it the way i want to cause u can't do much on the web. To that person kiss my big round ass and look at my tight pussy that u wished u had in your life. Read your your kids a bed time story, And if they are teens hope your child don't get on here and wack off to you un knowing...lol.. had to vent a lil cause this bitch wont leave me alone.

WTF!!! I GOT A HATER
1:34PM on October 19, 2008

Check out this e-mail exchange from today   WTF!!!  This lil girl has major acceptance issues and her self worth seems to be tangled up in the mens' attention that she can get and keep on Rude and the money she makes on Rude.  Turns out she is married so I hear.  I guess hubby is not handling his business if she is looking for love all over Rude.

LOL (Name omitted to protect the guilty).... She been hatin on me for a while...started when I did a booty clappin video. She said I copied her. I'm like WTF!!! how she figure she invented the booty clap or was she first to do it on Rude. Guess she mad cuz I look good doin it...lol....then she got an attitude because I never commented on her videos....then she got an attitude because I went to her private lobby to give her compliments. She told me to stay out if I wasn't going to take her private...then she tried to tell me to get off rude and get a real job so I could support my kids...lol ...then she justifies herself by saying she goes to school and has a job....I had to let her know that I am retired from a job ...have another job... have a degree in Business Administration own my own house have a 2007 Honda Accord fully loaded...ahhh smell the leather interior and let your hair blow in the wind with the sunroof open (lol). Oh and my teenage son now lives with his dad (where a young man needs to be) who makes over 200,000 a year. I let her know she is doin the same thing as me on Rude just more of it....lol...she is a miserabley unhappy lil ego threatened lil girl mad that a 43 year old is just as sexy as her. She actually thinks that I copied one of her lingerie outfits.....damn as if I go to the store looking for shyt to dress like her ...lol ...shakng my head at her callin me washed up...she could only hope to look good as me when she grows up....lol...How's that for drama....you brought it to me first...kisses n lixes...think I'll blog this one...

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From: (Name omitted to protect the guilty)
To: MzBoo-Tay
Date: 2008-10-19 12:27 PM EST
Subject: holla back
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I was in the lobby and was in a ladys room just letting her know she has a nice smile and she told me that some "old lady be takin people off her page" i told her i'm here to enjoy and she said go enjoy with that old puzzy.....so i want to know do u have beef with any lady here? even if you do it's crazy cause this is a site where i come to relax not for drama

WTF!!! (The series)
12:05PM on October 09, 2008

Yes, that's it WTF!!! (WHO..WHAT..WHEN..WHY) THE FUKK!!!

I don't say much on Rude and when I do I try to be positive and supportive.  I've been to a lot of spots on Rude and a lot of Rude Pervs have been to my spot.  And all I can say to myself sometimes is WTF!!!   But even then I don't say much to anyone.  I think it's a bit petty to have virtual arguements over some shyt.  But this is my spot and I can say WTF!!!  I please.  So, in this WTF!!! series I'll be postin about those things that make me say WTF!!!   And if anything I post here makes you say WTF!!! just take your perverted ass to someone elses spot and don't leave your litter in my spot because it will be thown out.......oh and names will be omitted to protect the guilty....lol   And please feel free to tell me about the things on Rude that make you say WTF!!!  Kisses n Lixes

Mz Boo-tay