Guide To Swallowing Semen
4:14AM on July 05, 2008
Here's a great article I found online called the Tasteful Guide to Swallowing Semen by Kylyssa. Here are some tips that she suggested.
Stop thinking about the tadpoles. No, really, they are completely microscopic. Semen is not only completely harmless some studies actually indicate it's a healthy power packed double spoonful containing proteins, zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose along with beneficial prostaglandins. Sperm is about 95% water so it really isn’t too hard to swallow from a physical standpoint. Just gulp it down and be done with it.
What he can do to make it more pleasant.
Consume more fruit, especially pineapple and papaya, as it makes his seminal fluids taste less “gamy.” Some evidence suggests parsley may also give semen a better taste. Eating a bit less protein, especially meat and dairy, for a few days is reputed to limit rank smells and tastes Aim to ejaculate towards the back of your partner’s mouth. Avoid thrusting into the throat itself while cumming as this can result in a major gag reaction.
What you can do just before gobbling the purple monster. (These techniques are mix and match but I suggest trying just one at a time to avoid ruining any thoughts of spontaneity.)
Eat a strong mint or cough drop just before giving head. The menthol can enhance his sensations, too! Blowing on your minty saliva will create a cool tingly sensation for him. Keep a tin of mints (yay Altoids!) or a few cough drops handy to pop afterwards to negate any unpleasant tastes or sensations. Keep a flavorful, tasty beverage on the bedside table. I recommend something with carbonation to de-cummify your post fellatio palate. Cola is particularly good for this application but any beverage you enjoy will do the trick. Champagne, a nice liqueur, or red wine can easily be worked into your love making without too much effort, too. I particularly like hot, mint or spicy tea for a bedside beverage. You can hold a bit in your mouth to really warm it before you begin cocksucking and the extra heat will really create a nice sensation.
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