Trinity Saij and My "Rude" Anniversary
2:45AM on April 01, 2009

I'm so very excited tonight. Tomorrow is going to be a big day as it will be my two year "Rude" anniversary as well as the arrival of hottie Trinity Saij!!! Be sure to watch my live voyeur house cams tomorrow to see her arrival and to celebrate my 2 year anniversary here on Rude!!

Rude Magazine Rocks!!
4:00PM on January 02, 2009

First off I want to wish you a very happy new year. All the best in 2009.

I also wanted to tell you to be sure to checkout the latest issue of Rude Magazine.  I have a hot and sexy pictorial in this month's issue as well as my Sex Toy Review on the toys that are sold in the Rude Store. There is also a review on my Tuesday night live group show. 

That's not all that's in this month's issue, the sexy Rachel Anne wrote a great article about Rude, fetish hottie Crissy wrote a awesome article on her thoughts on what it means to be a slut in world today and the lovely BJ Mature is the first Rude Cover Girl of 2009. See all this and more!!

My First Ever Article Published in Rude Magazine
12:18AM on November 04, 2008

Okay,  I'm the first to admit I'm not the best writer in the world. But I have to say that I'm really proud to have my first ever article published in this month's Rude Magazine.   I wrote a review on sex toys sold in the Rude store (a subject I'm extremely knowledgeable about. Lol.) I hope you guys will check it out and let me know if I should make this into a monthly article for the magazine.

Rudemate of the Year
9:53PM on October 02, 2008

Be sure to check out this month's issue of Rude Magazine as you can cast your vote for Rudemate of the Year. There's me along with 11 other hot cover girls for you to choose from for Rudemate of the Year.  Cast your vote today for your favorite (hopefully me. Lol). Just a note you can only vote once.

Disco Bitch
2:19AM on October 02, 2008

This is the title of my new background on my Rude page. I made this using Paint Shop Pro Photo 2x. Hope you guys like it. Comments are always welcome :)

Rude Magazine
6:26AM on September 15, 2008

In case you guys haven't checked it out, be sure to take a look at this month's issue of Rude Magazine. This month is the "Back to School"  issue with some hot school girl pictorials including my own naughty pictorial. I really love how the photos turned out in this issue. 

There's also some sexy pictorials from this month's cover girl, NaughtyCrystal and yourdreamcumtrue . Also, there's a great interview with one of my favorites, Crissy (a.k.a. velvetgirls).

Rude Virtual Addiction
5:27AM on July 24, 2008

Ok I'm loving Rude Virtual and am very addicted to this place. I have already upgraded my account to VIP.

Here are some commands for Rude Virtual.

Special thanks to Batpsycho for sending me the commands.

Type these command in the text bar to get your avatar to do the following actions:

Commands
/a --for attitude
/afk --(away from keyboard)to make yourself transparent to show you are away. Type again for normal
/bl --to randomly "blow kiss to fans" or "blow kiss straight".
/bo --to bow
/cat --to do 2 random catwalks (females only). More specifics below!
/cag --to do 4 random cage dances (females only). More specifics below!
/cl --to clap
/co --for confused
/d --for brief and random dances, anywhere your not on a dance floor. More specifics Below!
/dr --to randomly drink "standing" or "sitting"
/drop --to drop an object that's in your hand.
/ea --to eat a mushroom (mushrooms are very small).
/entice *first, then* /rise -- to fondle yourself. Then stand up
/fa --to fall backwards and stand up again (male only)
/fr --for frustration
/g --to do a both hands waving off, gesture
/ha --to happy dance
/he --to touch your heel
/hol --to hold an invisible drink
/hoo --to smoke invisible pipe
/hu --to hula hoop, briefly
/hug --to invite someone to hug you
/hu --to hula hoop, briefly
/hulahoop --to hula hoop. (click "customize" then click "dont change" to stop)
/i --for random musical instruments
/j --to juggle, briefly
/juggle *first, then* /sleep--to sleep (click "customize" then click "dont change" to stop)
/kiss --to invite someone to kiss you
/kneel *first, then* /rise --to kneel with your hands behind your back.Then stand up
/l --to look around
/n --to shake your head, no
/poi --to point
/pol --for a polite bow
/ra --to randomly take a "pill" or smoke, an invisible "joint"
/re --to reach.
/sip --to sip an invisible drink and wobble as if drunk
/sk --to simulate, crashing into something while skating
/skate --to put skates on so you can skate (certain areas dont apply)
/sm --to smack your ass
/t --to do a thumbs-up
/u --to act upset
/wa --to wave
/wh --for a whoop-de-do gesture with your hand
/yel --to act like you're yelling or whispering. It's
/yes --to shake your head, yes


DANCING ANYWHERE YOUR NOT ON A DANCE FLOOR:
/d--to do 27 random dance moves.

/dance_modern00 *through* /dance_modern29 --to do all the different specific dance moves. find the ones you like!

Male Dance Moves:

00 Throw Ur Hands
01 The Travolta
02 Twister
03 Kneeling
04 Poppin
05 Side Swish
06 Around The World
07 Frantic
08 Bouncen'rnd
09 Hippy Shake
10 The Snake
11 Gettn Groovy
12 Frat Boy
13 HeadSpins
14 Russian
15 Roundhouse
16 Snake Arms
17 Line Dance
18 Spin Break
19 Hip Shaker
20 Gettin it
21 The Mime
22 The KickSquad
23 Air Guitar
24 Gone Nuts
25 Overhead
26 Skater Spin
27 Robot


Female Dance Moves:

00 The Marcarena
01 The Hand Slide
02 Hip Rotation
03 Bounce Around
04 The Matrix
05 The Swan
06 Snake Arms
07 Getting it
08 The Mantle
09 Spin Round
10 Shake that thing
11 Wave in Motion
12 Pop n Lock
13 The Worm
14 Ballet
15 Around
16 Hop Scotch
17 Kiss the floor
18 OverHead
19 The Rockette
20 Tourist
21 The Swim
22 Saturday Night Fever
23 Ballet 2
24 Hop Scotch2
25 The Chicken
26 Hop Hokey Pokey
27 Indian
28 Karate Kid
29 Ballet Wave


CAGE DANCING AND CATWALKS: (Females only)
/c--to do 4 random cage dances or 2 random catwalks.

To do all the different secific cage dances:
/cage_dance0 - pole-dancing
/cage_dance1 - stripper
/cage_dance2 - club
/cage_dance3 - table-dance/lapdancing

To do the different secific catwalks:
/catwalk0
/catwalk1


EMOTIONS:
You can use emotes in the text chat to animate you avatar:
:-) = smile
:-D = grin
:-P = tongue
:-( = frowns
>:-( = angry
>:-) = devil
:-/ = disappointed
;-) = wink
_> = shifty
o_O o_O = surprised
_!_ = middle finger
lol = laugh
rofl = laugh even harder

OTHER HANDY KEYS:

ENTER KEY: to get the cursor in your chat box or out of it

/ with cursor outside your chat box, let you view your avatar from the front; / again = normal view

- to make a print screen of your screen, in General chat the name is shown, just to you

= to get rid of the chat text and all buttons, nice for print screens; = again to get everything back

TAB: --to go from one chat tab to the next, handy when having private message screens

PageUp: --lets you look up
PageDown: --let you look down
Home: --resets your view
Ctrl: --switches between running and walking

TO HUG OR KISS: --right click on the person and select either hug or kiss

IN FLYING ZONE: Ctrl: --lets you fly and stop flying, X: lets you shoot a missile

TO SWIM: --once in the water, hold down your left click on the mouse and move your mouse

10 Rude Commandments to live by when visiting my live voyeur house
9:55PM on February 03, 2008

My fellow pervs!!! I ask you to please read this. I'm tired of constantly having to repeat myself in chat on what the rules are. So I've written   ten simple commandments you should live by when visiting my  live voyeur houses here on Rude. If you choose to not to abide by these commandments then you shall be banished to Rude hell.   YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Commandment 1 - Thou shall not make any requests or implied requests

Commandment 2 - Thou shall not direct
 
Commandment 3 - Though shall not make any demands

Commandment 4 - Thou shall not type in all Capital Letters.

Commandment 5 - Thou shall not trade any adult personal profile information, including, but not limited to, My Space ID’s, Yahoo ID’s, MSN ID’s, AIM ID’s, ICQ numbers, telephone numbers and email addresses and physical addresses.

Commandment 6 - Thou shall be be courteous to the house owner.

Commandment 7 - Thou shall be polite and show respect to all users in chat

Commandment 8 - Thou shall not be obnoxious or pushy with the house owner

Commandment 9 - Thou shall not use other languages in chat besides English

Commandemnt  10 - Thou shall read these commandments and have understood them and will abide by them.

Most importantly have fun and perv on!!!!!