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WHO'S YOUR GURL?
NEVA B4 SEEN...EVAAAA!!!
***NEW BACKGROUND***
your so rude
ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL
BLINDFOLD,ICE,FEATHER,AND CANDLE MASSAGE OIL
BELLY DANCING DATE NIGHT
A FUZZY BLANKET AND THE TWO OF YOU NAKED
SENSUAL LOVE GAMES
BLACK LIGHT PAINT NIGHT
SENSUAL MASSAGE
EROTIC EDIBLES
70'S NIGHT OF ROMANCE
THE EXCLUSIVE G-SPOT
DIRTY RED RIDING HOOD
10 THINGS NOT TO TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
THE TWO ANTS!
DRINKS ON ME:
NAUGHTY WORD SEARCH PUZZLE
MISTER FISTER
MY NAUGHTY SEX SL.AVE....
JUST CURIOUS?
wanna be in a vid with me?
IT'S ALL BIZNESS
O MY HAS IT BEEN 1 NEW PAGE ALREADY
OKAY SO IM SO STOCKED..

WHO'S YOUR GURL?
12:24PM on July 27, 2010

I AM...DAMN RIGHT....

WOW...UN-EXPECTED BUT I AM...

SO LOOK IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD...IM BRINGING DOWN THE PRICE ON MY FLIX....CHECK CHECK CHECK IT OUT..IT'S NASTY...DOING SHIT I WOULD NEVA DO...BUT HEY...IT'S ALL FOR YOU....SO TODAY ONLY....IM DROPPING THE PRICE...KEEP IT FOREVER FOR $6.00 RENT IT FOR 3.50....

SO PRODUCER'S YOU ALREADY KNOW....:)

IM $5.00 SHORT FROM CASHING OUT, SO DO ME A BIGGIE AND STOP BY & TIP MY PAGE..IM NOT ASKING FOR ALOT....

AND KEEP CLICKING THOSE STARS..IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD...IM DOING A GROUP TONIGHT CHECK MY CLITTER'S AND YOUR MAIL FOR TIME...

~NAUGHTY LICKS~
MISS411

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NEVA B4 SEEN...EVAAAA!!!
11:19AM on July 24, 2010

and imma do it up....i was surfin the net..and found a rather interesting file....so i decided to take the challenge...I would give it a name, and tell you all more about it..but it's gonna have to wait...just know i said i was bringing my A+ game and Imma make for damn sure I do it up...so here's the thing...add me to your twitter /miss411jersey

to see what's new and exciting in my naughty lilttle world

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11:15AM on July 24, 2010

CUM CHECK IT OUT? TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE IT.....

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your so rude
11:12AM on July 24, 2010

LOL JUST KIDDING...I LUST YOU GUYS & GALS....:)

i uploaded a new background...cum by and tell me how much you lust it...

customized pics coming soon as well...

new polls and quizzes..stop by and give your opinion...

new pics, 35 minute flix,

it only takes a second people come by and click away...them stars do count you know? anytime im on a page i be sure to click all stars and comment at least once..and i think im pretty friendly..so just come by say hi...and click my stars please...

rude calls coming soon for all those wishing they could get a bit of that 411 experience...so stay tuned..subscribe to my clitters to be the the first to break my naughty talk virginity:)

IM LIVE IN MY LIVE HOUSE SO CUM ON BY AND LICK MY SPOT...

~NAUGHTY WINKS~
MISS411

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ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL
10:58AM on July 24, 2010

omg i have the worse migrain like ever...so i have to go get a shot and hopefully it calms down...before i go im attempting to put up a new flix...the pain is very unbareable...

headache or no headache when i get back tho...i really wanna do a group show for you all...but we're just gonna have to see..

leave some comments to get me through the pain in my comment box...

LUSTING YOU ALL...

MISS411

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BLINDFOLD,ICE,FEATHER,AND CANDLE MASSAGE OIL
11:36AM on July 15, 2010

Excite your lovers senses like never before. Light a massage oil candle about 15 minutes before you begin your sexy escapade. Blindfold your man and then get out your bag of sensual goodies. Begin by dripping the hot oil over their body and massaging it in with long sensual strokes. Tease him with an ostrich feather from head to toe, then pleasure him orally for a few moments. Go back to massaging him while you let a piece of ice melt in your mouth. Delight his senses with your cold mouth on his hot body, then rip off his blindfold and have your way with him.

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BELLY DANCING DATE NIGHT
11:35AM on July 15, 2010

Friday nights are "date nights" for my boyfriend and I. I really wanted to do something special. I have been taking belly dancing classes, but if you wanted to try this you could just buy something sexy and fake it. I even bought thumb symbols just to complete the outfit. I hung fabric/sheets from the ceiling with fishing line in five places to make a tent in the living room and threw all of the pillows in the house on the floor inside the tent. You could hang a lantern, but I lit candles all over the room and safely placed one on the table inside the tent. Prepare only finger foods and don't allow any utensils. Perform a sexy dance before you eat to work up both of his appetites! Hope you have as much fun as I did.

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A FUZZY BLANKET AND THE TWO OF YOU NAKED
11:33AM on July 15, 2010

Romantic lighting from a fire or candles, sensual fabrics, and skin to skin contact all set the stage for a deeply intimate encounter. Slip your legs between his, caress his back, and kiss each other all over.

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SENSUAL LOVE GAMES
11:32AM on July 15, 2010

Playing a sensual love game like 1001 Nights of Great Sex is a great way to get into floor play. Throw some pillows on the floor, and have a blast going through each phase of the game, discovering new ways of kissing, touching and pleasing each other, laughing and making memories together.

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BLACK LIGHT PAINT NIGHT
11:31AM on July 15, 2010

I surprised my boyfriend of nearly four years last Valentine's Day with a night of blacklight painting. I had replaced the light bulb prior and set up several white objects and a sheet to cover the floor. The more whites and florescents you use, the better. We had so much fun getting to know each other with upbeat music, blacklights, and plenty of paint. My boyfriend marveled at the unusual thought and participated enthusiastically. You can even use cans of whipped cream instead of paint!

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SENSUAL MASSAGE
11:29AM on July 15, 2010

Make sure the room is warm enough and provide a couple of sheets and a blanket. Douse your lover with oil and go to town. The key to sensual massage is to adore every inch of your partners body. Delight their senses by varying the intensity of your touch and being creative with your massage. Use your fingertips, knuckles, the heel of your hand, your elbows, and your forearms. To make things a little hotter, wear little to no clothing yourself and don't be afraid to let your skin touch theirs. You can even straddle them and let your legs rest right outside of theirs. The skin-on-skin contact will increase the overall sensuality of the massage experience.

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EROTIC EDIBLES
11:27AM on July 15, 2010

Make your sex even yummier with erotic edibles that will tantalize your taste buds. As sweet as you want it or hot as you can take it, there is a sensual edible for you. Here are some of our favorite erotic edibles, along with ideas for sensual treats you can find at home.

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70'S NIGHT OF ROMANCE
11:26AM on July 15, 2010

One night I ran a bubble bath for my girlfriend, and while she was busy in the bath, I replaced the bulbs in the basement with black light bulbs. I also brought in a black light lamp. I put a mattress on the floor with a white sheet over it. I also had a bunch of fluorescent markers and plenty of paper. The mood was set! When she came downstairs, I put on Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. She was really surprised to see what I'd done. We spent the whole night writing on each other, on the bed, writing notes to each other on the pieces of paper, and enjoying each other under the glow of the black lights. It was a night to remember!

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THE EXCLUSIVE G-SPOT
11:10AM on July 15, 2010


With my tongue I explored
while attempting to memorize her reactions
My fingers followed the avid contour
exploiting her bodys gentle persuasions

My naughty words pleased her senses
extending the five to six
Boldness dismounted the neutral fence
Creative imagination became a randy mix

Five minutes slowly marched to forty-five
Each second seemed a lifetime
The sex was morally alive
Sensations just about blew my mind

Were into the late morning
after a limping pause
The benefits were truly rewarding
We will revisit the act because

The very short night quickly slipped
into eternities book of history
The lessons left me fully equipped
to find the elusive g-spot instinctively

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DIRTY RED RIDING HOOD
10:17PM on July 13, 2010

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

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10 THINGS NOT TO TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
10:15PM on July 13, 2010

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.




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THE TWO ANTS!
10:13PM on July 13, 2010

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

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DRINKS ON ME:
10:02PM on July 13, 2010

HERE'S 5 OF THE SEXIEST DRINKS I HAVE EVER TASTED... YOU WANNA GET YOUR MOTOR GOING THIS IS SURE TO LIGHT SOME SEXY HOT FIRE UNDER YOU, AND LOT'S OF SEX IN YOUR BED!!!

1) LEG SPREADER:
Add to My Drinks
2 oz Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum
2 oz Peach Schnapps
4-6 oz Pineapple Juice

We are so sorry about the name, but it has a story, so we figured what the hell. Add the liquor, add the juice.

2) QUICK FUCK:
1 part(s) Kahlua
1 part(s) Midori Melon Liqueur
1 part(s) Bailey's Irish Cream

In a shot glass pour equal quantaties of each three over a spoon to make layers. Kahula first followed by midori and then the Bailey 's. I would recommend anyone to try this. It is by far the best shot to have.

3) RED HEADED SLUT:
1 1/2 oz Jagermeister
1 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
1 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice

Shake the hell out of it over ice and split 2 to 5 ways. This is the original and best red headed slut!

4) BUTTERY NIPPLE:
3/4 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
1/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour 3/4 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps into a shot glass. Top it off slowly with 1/4 oz. Irish Cream. It should look layered. Tastes best when the Irish Cream is cold.

5) JUICY PUSSY:
Add to My Drinks
3/4 shot(s) Peach Schnapps
1/4 shot(s) Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 glass(es) Orange Juice

This shot is the same idea as a Gladiator shot. You first take your shot glass and fill it 3/4 the way full with the Peach Schnapps. Secondly layer the Schnapps with the Bailey's Irish Cream. Fill up a glass about 1/2 way with the Orange Juice. Take the shot glass with the Schnapps and Bailey's and drop it into the glass of OJ. Now just slam it back and taste a nice Juicy Pussy.


SO THE NEXT TIME YOUR IN A GROUP SHOW OR SITTING IN PRIVATE LOBBY MAKE ONE OF THESE, I PROMISE IT WILL PUT YOU IN A GOOD MOOD!!!

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NAUGHTY WORD SEARCH PUZZLE
9:39PM on July 13, 2010



TRY TO FIND ALL 16 WORDS ON THIS BOARD:

ADDICTED
BEDROOM
BOXERS
BRA
HAPPYENDING
KISSING
LACE
LOVER
NAUGHTY
PLAY
SHOWER
SLAP
THRUST
TOUCHING
UNDERCOVERS
UNDERWEAR

READY! SET! LET'S GET NAUGHTY!



O L F H W P I O C G F S Q A F
W T X O H H T Y K D O R P H Q
Y W M I Y S Q O A C G L H G B
Y T K O U G G B A L R A F R W
P Y H R O N O M D A P D Z T J
Q G H G I R X X E P N D U I R
Z T M S U X D W Y V A I R S T
D G S C O A R E Q R E C E V O
M I P P C E N S B C W T W T U
K Q V O D D W O A E W E O M G
M G N N I X X L K U P D H B O
S W U N D E R C O V E R S D H
K M G Q R Z O O F V M P L I C
M B H S X X K J Y O E N A C V
R H P T O U C H I N G R P H E

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MISTER FISTER
9:33PM on July 13, 2010

Mister Fister
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A cheating BBW finds a brutal DOM online.

What a week! It started about a month ago when my girlfriend of six months moved into my house in Stockton. No sooner had she moved in, she quit her job for some lame reason. Every night when I came home, there she sat on the computer, chatting and surfing. Not only was her lazy ass not out looking for job, she never cleaned house. I had to fix my own dinner and clean the place. She became less and less interested in sex to the point it had been more than a week since I had gotten any pussy from her. She was becoming more distant and spending more time on the computer, coming to bed long after me.

Last Wednesday, I decided to take the afternoon off and go home to find out what the hell was going on. When I walked into the house I could hear her screaming from the bedroom, OH FUCK YES! HARDER! Fuck Im cumming! Oh yes harder! I walked into the bedroom; there was some pathetic loser with his dick slamming into her pussy, her legs up in the air with her fingers tugging her perfect C cup tits. He looked up seeing me, pulled his dick out and grabbed his clothes running for the door. I swung at him, missing. I grabbed her by the arm and threw her out, naked onto the front lawn, kicking her fat ass with my work boot. Her friend laid rubber to get out of there. I came back with several loads of her crap and tossed it into to the yard and locked the door telling her we were finished. It felt good, but I was pretty angry about the whole thing.



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I continued on with life, only now I was surfing the net looking at nude women, jacking off instead of fucking my ex-girlfriend. I happened onto a BDSM chat room and signed in as Mr_Fister2007. I began chatting and after a few days, I got an IM from a lady; part of her id was BBW (Big Beautiful Woman). I replied and soon she was asking if I was a Dom and if I was available. I replied that I was even though I was not experienced. Anything with a hole and a heartbeat would serve its purpose.

We exchanged a few pictures, her name was Wanda and she had big pierced udders, I told her she looked great. They were ugly but the idea of abusing her sounded like great therapy. We arranged to meet the following night while her husband was at work. In the meantime, I surfed the net trying to learn about being a Dom.

The next evening I got home at 3:45 like I did every night; Wanda showed up about forty five minutes later. I had just climbed out of the shower and grabbed a beer when she arrived. She stood smiling in the doorway, Hi are you Mr. Fister?

Without a word, I slapped her face, grabbed her by her hair and pulled her down the hall and out into the garage. I pushed her face into the dirty workbench and tied her hands behind her back. I spun her around; she still had that stupid smile on her face! I unbuttoned her blouse; her sagging pierced tits hung low onto her fat belly. I grabbed and pinched them hard, pulling them low forcing her to drop to her knees. Her big brown eyes looked up at me; I slapped her tits so hard it made my fingers sting. Damn!

She cried out, Safe word! Safe Word, Yellow that is the safe word! Please stop it. It hurts so badly. I yelled back, Yellow. Yeah ok, yellow!

I looked around and saw a putty knife on the workbench and slapped her udders with it several times to keep from hurting my fingers. She screamed and moaned, Yes Master, Thank you Master. My dick grew real hard seeing her at my mercy.

I pulled the belt free from my pants and stepped out of them, my hard dick at her face. Suck it bitch! I demanded. She leaned forward and sucked it into her mouth. You cow! You call that sucking a dick? I slapped her tits with my belt. She responded, Thank you Master. I dropped the belt go over her shoulder and slapped the middle of her back several times, telling her to do it right. She buried her face on my dick, taking it balls deep. Her lips and throat worked on my entire shaft. Her tongue slipped out licking at my balls. God that felt good!

Wanda sucked it good; I slapped her back again causing her to jump around on my dick. This was great! I grabbed her ears and fucked her face. Her nose was buried in my pubic hairs, my balls slapped her chin. This was just too easy; this bitch would do anything I wanted. I wanted to fill her mouth but yet I fucking wanted to do so much more. Regrettably I pulled my dick out.

Stand up cunt, let me see the rest of you. I grabbed one of her tit studs and pulled her up. She followed painfully, saying nothing. I looked at her standing there, her blouse open, her red tits sagging. Her belly stuck out from her blue jeans but her ass didnt look too bad. I reached forward and unzipped them, pushed them down as she wiggled her ass, making them slip off easier. She wore a pink thong; fat chicks should not wear thongs, it barely covered her fat cunt. I pushed them down also; she kicked off her shoes and clothes while I drank my beer.

You like my belt? I asked. Yes Master, she replied. Where do you want it? I asked. On my ass, beat my ass Master, she begged. I slapped her tits several more times real hard, they were bright red and welts began to appear. I turned her around and bent her over the workbench. The dimples in her fat ass reminded me of hail damage on my barbeque grill. I flipped the belt across her ass. Ooowww, she cried. I struck her eight or ten more times, each one harder than the last. Her pussy was swelling and got wetter with every strike.

I reached between her legs and grabbed her soaked cunt. You like this dont you Wanda? Yes Master, she replied. I slipped several fingers into her cunt and finger fucked her hard while I beat her ass and back with the belt. My fingers dug deep into her squishy, wet cunt. She moaned and bucked against me. I laid my belt across her back and grabbed my beer, my fingers still deep in her cunt. I guzzled the last of it.

I was about to put it back on the bench when she wiggled her ass, trying to get my fingers deeper into her cunt. Her asshole opened slightly, it brought a smile to my face. I shoved the tip of the bottle into her ass. She screamed, Ahhh Shit! I pulled my hand from her cunt and slapped her ass and pushed the bottle neck all the way in. My hand went back to her cunt, pressing three fingers in, my thumb on her clit, I fingered her hard. She screamed, Oh Fuck! Yes fuck yes! Please harder, fuck me harder, Im Cumming!

I snapped; just last week I heard my girlfriend saying those very words while she cheated on me. Now this cheating bitch cried out the same thing while her husband was out supporting her lazy ass. I grabbed the belt and laid into her ass and back. Angry red marks appeared with every wicked strike. In my head, I could see only that cheating bitch ex-girlfriend.

I used the palm of my hand and pushed the bottle deeper into her ass. My fingers in her cunt could feel the neck. My dick got bigger and harder. How dare that bitch cheat on me? I slapped her ass harder, she screamed, YELLOW! YELLOW! Oh God Yellow! I slipped in a forth finger and fucked her cunt with all four. Her ass stuck out, I bent down and bit that big ass hard, pulled in my thumb and shoved. YELLOOOOOOW, she howled. My fist sunk deep into her fat cheating cunt. I grabbed my wrist and probed her cunt further with my fist. Ahhh Fuck! she cried, her ass pushed back, Im Cumming

Her cunt clamped around my fist and she came screaming. Her ass clenched and her legs gave out. I was holding her up by my fist when the bottle slipped from her ass, hitting me in the chest. Damn Bitch! I slapped her ass and she fell to the floor panting. I pulled her up by her cunt with my fist still buried in it. No one said you were done yet! I pulled my fist free and grabbed the belt off the floor and laid into her ass so

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