Men and Moist Energy
8:08AM on January 11, 2010


I want to talk about Men and the extremely Moist Energy that they emit. The sad thing is they do it so often that it has become second nature to them.

For those of you that don't know what 'Moist' means...it's a term used by anyone that is familiar with The Game. If you don't know what The Game is...I can't help you.
It's best you stop reading this now.

*Moist: (adjective)-
1) A heterosexual (or perceived heterosexual) male who has an appearance or lifestyle that displays attributes generally associated with homosexual men.

2)Any man over the age of 18 that allows himself to be dominated, talked down to or punished by any woman.

Now, anyone that knows me, know that I rarily watch television. I would rather read than do anything else. But these last few weeks I have been feeling a little under the weather. Bad headaches which cause my eyes to throb and dry out. So I've pretty much been watching television and not reading.
I have only one question: WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO MEN TODAY?!!!?

Every commercial, sitcom, cartoon and movie I watched these past 3 weeks depicted the men as crying, getting in touch with their feminine side, bumbling, babbling idiots that couldn't do anything right until their wives, girlfriends or children stepped in to save the day from their fuck ups....WTF!!!!

Is this the reason children don't respect their fathers, or the reason wives without jobs or any steady income tell their husbands (not their children) "If mama's not happy...NOBODY is happy!"

I don't know...but if this is the way children see their fathers and how wives preceive their husbands...no wonder we have so many white bread, pussy-whipped, vanilla covered, Brady Bunch Version of men in this world.

You don't believe me...two words..SKINNY JEANS.
WHY THE FUCK ARE MEN WEARING SKINNY JEANS!!!!


Don't get me wrong...if your wife is your partner and it's 50/50 all the way...I understand that...BUT....if your woman doesn't work and only has pussy and an 'I'm a mega-bitch attitude' to bring to the table...then somethings not right.

The same thing goes for men...if you think that just because you're a man you deserve the respect a man gets...YOU'RE WRONG!!! You can't just assume that she's going to respect you not when you're a lazy, nonworking, non-job hunting, lay on the couch all day and scratch my balls dude. Respect is earned...not given.

No, I'm not anti-woman...I just have a problem when a guy or a girl can't stop off after work with co-workers for a game of pool or a drink without getting their spouses' permission first. I don't have a problem with a husband/wife calling their spouse to say that they will be home an hour or so late...that's only right and it shows the utmost respect. I have a problem with a husband/wife calling their spouse and ASKING for PERMISSION to go. That's your spouse...not your mother or your father...you were an adult handling things pretty well on your own when you both met...now you act as if you can't do a fucking thing on your own without your spouses approval...WHAT THE FUCK!!!!