In that matter:..........................
1:48AM on December 18, 2009

"We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year."



It's here again, it's Christmas time,
That glorious event,
That brings together families
And relatives and friends.

A time of cheer, of carols,
And presents on the hearth.
But most of all the memories
That Christmas Day imparts.

And as I sit surrounded
By the children, great and small,
The mind escapes to wander
Through my Christmas memory haul.

To six foot drifts of icy snow
On Hallowed Christmas Day,
The relatives all stranded
Over 60 miles away.

And Mother's still preparing food,
Enough to feed an army.
Dad pours himself another beer
And says he thinks she's barmy.

The little bells that tinkle
Hanging on the Christmas tree
Remind me of the Christmas
That we spent in Sydney.

Mother slaving in the kitchen
With a chicken not long dead.
As the temperature is rising
Dad lies sweating on the bed.

But the grid, it cannot take it
As the mercury explodes,
So it has to shut the power
Or the station will implode.

And Mum in desperation, screams
"Who turned the power off?"
"Oh God, what next!" said father
As he gets up in a huff.

"Don't fret yourself," said Uncle Frank.
"Just leave it up to me,
I'll fire up the Metters
And we'll have the chook for tea."

"No, put it on the driveway,"
Said Dad between his beers
"And let it simmer slowly
Then we'll have it for New Year's."

And the broken glass it tinkled,
Like the little Christmas bell
As the chook became a missile,
"And you lot can go to hell!"

It's Christmas time, it's here again
It's really for the kids
A very special time of year
Not to be missed for quids.

The shops are filled with gifts and toys.
There's glitter all around.
Parades and reindeer, Santa Claus
And memories abound.

"I hate that fellow Santa Claus,
I hate his garlic breath,
I have to sit upon his lap
His arms around my chest."

"Hate being dandled on his knee
Like a puppet on a string
While the man behind the camera
Looks like a ding-a-ling."

"I'm eight years old, I'm not a child."
Says Jenny's grandson, Giles.
"Don't treat me like an idiot
And forget about the smiles."

"That stupid man don't listen,
To a single word I said,
And the note I wrote last Christmas
Is still there in my bed."

"He took the train I asked for
To Jamie down the lane,
And left me with a plastic car
And paper aeroplane."

I always hated Christmas
'Cause it always seemed to me
That everyone enjoyed themselves
Everyone, but me.

Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Christmas tree
Pray tell me your lament
As you stand there somewhat naked
In your bucket of cement.

You're leaning on an angle,
Like a ship that's going down,
With your arms held up for mercy
Before you finally drown.

But what of Yuletide blessings,
And the yule log on the rug,
As reflection on the Yuletime
Give my lonely heart a tug.

"You'll do this and you'll do that
And you'll not answer back
You'll not kick your cousin Rachel
Or I'll promise you a wack.

You'll say thank you for your presents
You'll be nice to Uncle Matt."
I think someone should take Yuletide
And feed it to the cat!

Hey Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry ?? - That's not what I would say.
I'd say they're all as drunk as skunks
Or heading on that way.

And forget the Christmas carols,
Cousin Carol's full of song
And she'll pass out on the sofa
Before too very long.

And Mother's trying very hard
To dignify the scene
Announcing that we all sit down
For the message from the Queen.


But finally the memories
Of happenings, so clear
We are painfully reminded of
Each and every year.

The Day when tragedy can strike
And accidents occur
And people die despite
The Christmas candle burning there.

That fateful day the 25th
When Tracy did her all
And flattened Darwin in one blow.
The media had a ball!

I know for me, the memories
Of Christmas linger on,
As I hear my warbled hummings
Of that famous Christmas song.

But Hark - not Herald Angels,
That's young Jason, I can hear,
And the piercing sound of screaming
Drifting loud upon the air.

And his mother's faintly sobbing,
Says the trampoline was torn
And the siren bells are wailing
On that joyful Christmas morn.

So to all of you at Christmas
I wish you Yuletide cheer
As I read my Mr. Dickens
There's one true voice I hear

That dear old man, that Mr. Scrooge
Astute - no not a mug
He, only he, had got it right
Christmas is Humbug

Merry Christmas!


In that matter, I wish You Perv´s
MERRY CHRISTMAS
and a
HAPPY NEW YEAR .

Sub Poetry
1:19PM on May 23, 2009

Well I found some nice Poetry.. read  leave ur Thoughts

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The First Date,
3:14AM on October 16, 2008

I wrote this Story for a Friend of mine.Its my 1st one so dont be too hard on me ...............

Yes today is the Day........After spending month talking to You online, I will finally meet You.
Im nervous like a lil kid. How will it be? In my wildest dreams Ive been trying to picture this Day.

2 Hours left .... and im still not ready, where did the Time go ? Lord i need more Time....I slip into the shower and imagine how tonight is going to be. I take my time to make sure that everything is perfect. As I dry myself off I put lotion on, I imagine your lips all over my body as my hands flow over my body
Standing at the place where we wanted to meet. Im sweatting my Heart beats like Crazy.....OMG OMG im gonna faint i swear.
I look up and wooow there You are, tall, hansome and sexy. My Mind is already somewhere else .....You walk up to me and You give me a Hug.I can feel ur Hands running down my back and then I can feel your Breath on my cheek and i hear that sexy deep Voice saying......Finally. All I can do i wisper YES.
I wanna Kiss u right there and then, but No cant do this. I guess you know what i wanted....As you lower your head to kiss me I knew that I was lost to you. That you had total control over me.. Hmmmmmm I feel them soft Lips on mine and our Tongues touching ......damn all i can think of is .........I want more.
After we went for Dinner and a nice walk we are going to my House. No one there just You and me.I turn on the Music, light a Candle and we open a Bottle of Wine and we are just on the Couch and talk.....we were sitting real close to eachother and u had my Hand and were playing with my Fingers, rubbing and tickling them. It felt nice.I looked at You and you took my Hand and stuck my finger in your Mouth and started to suck on it.....OH MY, it was driving me Crazy.
You look in my eyes and they said, “I want you.” Then, you looked up at me and asked me what I was thinking about. I told You that I wanted to kiss You so bad, that i wanted to let my tongue explore every Inch of Your Body. You smile at me and take me into your arms again. Your lips meet mine and our tongue plays together. Your hands begin to take off my Clothes. I see your eyes change with a hungry look. I see you lick Your lips and my nipples harden. I can feel myself getting wet.
I get up and start taking of Your Clothes. I have your belt unbuckled and I begin to unzip your pants. I want to see all of You. I have wishes for this Moment for so long. You were hard already and pushing to get out of your pants.
I reached inside and moand as i pulled ur big blk Dick free. I was so pleased to see how hard and big your were already. I finished taking the rest of your clothes off, but kept coming back to rub your Dick. I was so wet by the time we were both naked.As i sit back on the couch, you standing in front of me and i cant help but to take your tip in my mouth. I start sucking and stroking. I love the way you make love to my mouth. I wish I could see your face while my lips surround you.
You hold my head and smile and say .....You need to stop. You lay me down and spread my legs. All I can do is Moan and closed my eyes when i feel ur Tongue on my hard Clit......I hear You say.....Nice and wet as u slide 2 fingers inside my wet pussy..... I feel ur fingers slide in and out very slow....as u suck on my clit .....my Hips begin to move up and down........Yes I want you now .....I cant wait to feel Your hard Chocolate stick inside me.
I take Your Head and pull You up to Kiss You. Hmmmm Your lips taste like me and i let my tongue go around ur Mouth trying to catch all of my sweet Juices. You raise up and tell me to turn around......I do as You say and i feel Your hands on my Booty rubbing it.I look at You and i know my Eyes saying....Come on and FUCK ME! And as if u can read my mind I feel Your big blk Dick sliding inside my wet Pussy.. Very slowly, very easy like u dont wanna hurt me.You start moving in and out ...Yes Baby i like that i moan. Tease me with the tip of Your Dick.... I hear you moan as u beginn to move faster. Yes Daddy i hear myself say Fuck me. Fuck me the way I need to be fucked. And You do......You beginn to move faster and to pound me harder .Oh yes baby yes ...make me cum all over ur dick............... U slap my ass hard as You push ur dick so deep inside me. Ohhhh my god ur right on my spot lord grinding on it .I beg You not to stop now .Im right there.I feel u lowering down as ur hand reached around me and started rubbing my Clit....I can hold it back, i wanna Cum so bad.Cum all over Your Dick.
You move faster and I moan loud as im cumming.......gushing all over ur hard dick......I can feel my cum running down my legs.
Daddy please dont stop now keep on FUCK ME please!!!!!!! There u go You starting to Fuck me just like asked u too......Hard deep long strokes..... You ask me Baby where You want me to Cum at........I just smile at you and You know the Answer.
Right before u Cum u tell me to turn around.I quickly move around and open my mouth.Yes im ready to taste U.
I place my lips on the tip of ur head as You stroke ur dick......... hmmmm i can taste myseld on it as i take ur Head in my mouth and start sucking You. My head moves up and down and each time i go down I will suck an inch more of ur hard Dick....Lord I can feel it
I can feel Your dick pumpin as u getting ready to shoot that load in my mouth. Yes,Yes Baby open up i hear You say.
and as You cum u push Your dick deeper in my mouth almost made me gag........... I can feel that hot Cum on my tongue.I can taste it.
Hmmmmm I swallow all of it cleaning Your dick as i lick all of it .

Oh my that was so good .................... You smile at me and as we lay back u have this devlish grinn on Your face and ask me :

Baby ready for round 2

25 Things
2:42AM on September 22, 2008

I Love this one and I know some of ya already known it, but for those who dont ENJOY it


1. Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, transfer schools, or move across country, always do what you really want.

2. Never apologize for using proper English. Keeping it real doesn't mean speaking Ebonics.

3. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out.

4. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level.

5. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself.

6. Never apologize for ten pounds you need to lose. People who truly care about you will accept you as you are.

7. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap.

8. Don't apologize for being a single Mom. Babies are a blessing.

9. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special. Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation.

10. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority.

11. Never apologize for keeping the ring even if you did not get married.

12. Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship. You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves.

13. Never apologize for saying NO.

14. Never apologize for asking for what you want in bed. If you don't, then who will?

15. Never apologize for wearing a weave or braids. You bought it so it's yours.

16. Never apologize to your new friends about old friends. There's a reason she's been your girl from day one.

17. Never apologize for ordering dessert or more than one dessert.

18. Never apologize for dating outside your race. Just because you found Mr. Right across the color line doesn't mean you don't love your brothas.

19. Never apologize for demanding respect. You are to always be treated as a queen.

20. Never apologize for not knowing how to cook. Even if you can't burn like Grandma you know how to order good take out. (Right Girl!)

21. Never apologize for your taste in clothes. It's your style.

22. Never apologize for changing your mind, it is your prerogative.

23. Never apologize for making a decision from your heart, even if others don't agree. You have to live with the consequences not them.

24. Never apologize for making more money than your man, you work hard and you deserve to get paid.

25. Never apologize for being you!

Kinda makes me Sad
12:31PM on June 09, 2008

Ive been reading a cpl Profiles and remarkes (sorry for my spelling lol im german) and It makes me Sad to the Bone that a lot of White Men start Tripping when we as white Females tell them that

WE ONLY WANNA DATE BLK MEN

I would Love to know why ? Because I know some white men that will only date blk Ladies and we aint tripping...............Maybe ill get some Answers to that
 

This is not from Me, but i thought i SHARE this with Yaall
9:01AM on June 04, 2008

Black Cock Whore

Before our story hubby
You need to know
This is what I’ve always wanted
And I think it will show

I love you hubby
With all my heart
And as for our story
It is about to start

To my hubby
I say this to you
“You are a cuckold”
And that is true

All those years
As we lay in the sack
You kept asking me
“Please go black”

I kept saying, “No”
Because I thought it wasn’t right
And not to mention the fact
I had only ever been white

Slowly but surely
I started to think like you
Because you are no good in bed
And that is true

Your dick is limp
Small and white
You last a few minutes
And that is on a good night

I was nervous to do it
It was a really big thing
So to make it easier
I took off my wedding ring

You stayed at home
I went out on the pull
I intended to find
A big black bull

I got dressed up
Wearing a tiny skirt
I went out with the girls
And I was definitely a flirt

All my girlfriends asked me
“Why go behind your back?”
So I told them straight
“Because I needed to go black!”

They laughed and laughed
So I told them more
I admitted to them
You wanted me to be a whore

They didn’t understand
So I explained to them
That you really wanted me
To sleep with black men

They were happy for me
And hoped I got my wishes
While you stayed at home
Doing the dishes

I flirted and danced
It was a good night
And all of a sudden
I got a real fright

A huge black man
Picked me up off the floor
Kissed me deeply
And I wanted more

I felt his bulge
And it was twice your size
I asked him to fuck me
As I stared into his eyes

My girlfriends told me
“Take him home
Or go back to his
To be alone”

As I left with him
I felt really great
I phoned you to say
“Don’t wait up I’ll be late”

You told me you loved me
I said, “I love you too
But I’ve got to go
I’ve got a black man to screw”

The black man looked puzzled
So I told him the score
And he laughed and said
“You WILL be my whore!”

Back at his house
We kissed and cuddled
I was enjoying myself
But my mind felt muddled

Why did you want this?
When you get no pleasure
But when I saw his cock
I decided to measure

Nine and a half inches
Solid and black
I decided right there
To lay on my back

When I measured your dick
It was four inches long
And I knew right there
Wanting this wasn’t wrong

I reminded myself
That your dick was small
And I knew in my heart
I was going to have a ball

He ripped off my clothes
And I gave him head
Before he picked me up
And threw me on the bed

He took off his clothes
So sexy and slick
And I couldn’t take my eyes
Off his huge black dick

He licked my pussy
It really felt nice
It wasn’t long
Before I’d cum twice

I pulled him closer
And told him not to hold back
I needed his cock
I was about to go black

My legs were open
Spread really wide
He put his cock in my pussy
And it started to slide

His cock was so huge
As he moved it in and out
He couldn’t get it all in
But I started to shout

“Fuck me harder!
Please force it all in
Because my hubby’s dick
Is so small and thin”

He smiled at me
As he forced it deeper
And I knew there and then
This man was a keeper

He owned my pussy
With his big black dick
And all you’d get in the future
Was to worship and lick

I just kept cumming
He was definitely the best
And all the way to his balls
He gave me the rest

With every inch of his cock
He fucked me hard
And it turned me on
Knowing your little dick was barred

You don’t deserve to fuck me
You little dicked wimp
Because it’s always been tiny
Small and limp

He took out his cock
And told me to get on all fours
He was going to fuck me
Like all his white whores

Right from behind
He slid his cock inside
For the first time ever
My pussy was stretched wide

For the first time ever
I was having the sex of my life
And with another man
Even though I’m your wife

My orgasms ripped through me
And I couldn’t believe
About the amount of cum
I was about to receive

His cock swelled up
As he held it deep
He started to cum
And it started to seep

He pumped me full
Of his superior cum
And a black cock whore
I had just become

He came so much
It filled me to the brim
And as for comparisons
You compare nothing to him

In every way
He is a superior man
And I’m going to fuck him
As much as I can

On that night
He fucked me again
If you really want to know
He was a ten out of ten

Actually hubby
That’s a tale
The truth of it is
He was off the scale

When I got home
I told you the score
But I asked you to lick me
Even though I was sore

You sucked on my pussy
You deserved what you got
My black lover’s cum
And you swallowed the lot

I started to think
Denying you was wrong
Maybe my white pussy
To black cock didn’t belong

Your tongue was so good
It licked me clean
And you were so turned on
More than I had ever seen

Your little white dick
Was really erect
And I told you to fuck me
Out of respect

You are my hubby
You are mine for all time
And between my legs
You started to climb

I told you straight
“Fuck me really good
Or I will deny you my pussy
Forever I would”

You knew I meant it
You could tell by my eyes
That what I was saying
Was the truth and not lies

Your tiny dick
I had never seen it that hard
But if you didn’t please me
Your sex I would discard

You thrust inside me
I think so anyway
I didn’t feel anything
And that is all I can say

As you fucked me hard
You said I felt loose
And as a man you admitted
“I’m a poor excuse!”

You knew as you fucked me
No pleasure I would get
I couldn’t feel anything
Though my pussy was wet

That big black cock
And your expert tongue
Were the only things
That had made me cum

I said, “He was the best!”
And I could tell by your face
You were about to cum
And you increased your pace

My stretched white pussy
Felt so good
You held it deep
As deep as you could

As you cum inside me
I did not even feel that
So I pushed you off me
We needed to chat

A black cock inside me
Took me to unknown summits
But from start to finish
You lasted two minutes

As I looked into your eyes
These words I said
“Compared to black
You are useless in bed”

From now on hubby
I belong to black
And I love the feeling
Of my pussy so slack

My darling hubby
That was the last fuck you get
Your little dick dries me up
Black cocks get me wet

From now on hubby
Things will change
And I know you will not think
That this is strange

I must deny you
I owe it to me
It is for the best
And you will see

Why would I want
Your small white dick
When I know I can have
Big black and thick

For the rest of your life
You will never enjoy
The feelings of sex
Your dick is just a toy

After black my pussy
Is stretched and wet
Jerk your little dick hubby
It is all you will get

In to a condom
Your cum must go
You are so inferior
And that you know

Take off the condom
Tie a knot in it
Throw it in the trash
Because you know it’s unfit

Your cum is inferior
Small and weak
And black men are superior
Their cum and physique

Now your little dick
I will not touch
It is black cocks I need
I need them so much

I know you agree
That we are black owned
And as my sexual partner
You have been dethroned

By a superior man
With a superior cock
I want your dick in chastity
Secured with a lock

Do not worry hubby
It is what you wanted
And I know you love it
When you are taunted

Even if you
Were a better man
You could never fuck me
Like a black man can

You have always wanted me
To be in charge
And wanted me to have
Big black and large

That I have done
And it was the best
As for the hunt of black cock
I will never rest

I have had black cock
And I have changed
After years of white cock
I feel shortchanged

I need to tell you
The truth you wimp
That I want more than anything
For your dick to stay limp

If I could keep it small
Limp and white
I would be more turned on
With my black lover at night

Okay hubby
Time for me to share
My true feelings
I need to declare

Like most blonde white women
Attracted I have been
To the thought of black cocks
I have always been keen

Because of you hubby
I went and fucked black
And the saying is true
I will not go back

Even if you had not
Asked me to
I would have eventually done it
I can not argue

I would have fucked black
Just to know
If the rumours were true
To myself I did owe

Admit it hubby
Your feelings are honed
You can not deny
That we are black owned

No white babies
I will ever conceive
Black babies only
It is what I believe

You need to get fixed
And you will see
That it is for the best
To get a Vasectomy

You will not stray
I know that is true
I just want your cum
To have no value

So now we are set
For our life ahead
You sleep alone
While I fuck black in our bed

You will hear my screams
As I get black cock
And your chastity device
I will not unlock

I promise you hubby
As your little slut wife
I will only fuck black cocks
For the rest of my life

All those years
Wasted on white
When I dreamed of black
Every single night

A question to myself
Why not before?
When I have always wanted to be
A black cock whore