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Levit...	July 11, 2011 (Report It) lol Marcus, I didn't write it, I'm just sharing it cause I thought it sounded lovely. The link of where iit came from is at the top of this blog :)	marcu...	June 09, 2011 (Report It) hummmmm you have a real talent for words dear sexy queen! so nice! kissxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Levit...	June 09, 2011 (Report It) Dom, yeah when those two feelings come together, dynamite.	Levit...	June 09, 2011 (Report It) Carib, yeah when i read the piece I found it very unique and just felt it captures what it is like to be totally in love and in lust at the same time, unashamably caught up in those emotions. It's beautiful. I'm so glad you took from it what I did.
domet...	June 08, 2011 (Report It) I know this will soun cliche by there is nothing better when there is love and lust, to me love is trust, it forms a bond between to people where they can be lustful and erotic without any judgement afterwards. It's beautiful when you can fulfill a mate's fantasy.	Carib869	June 08, 2011 (Report It) Ahh lev, I see what's going on here. You're hitting on me lol. Really though that piece was magnificent. I think that's the way every man wants his woman to feel like when he's not there, not trying to come off as one who like to control, I can see how my word might be misconstrued. Shameless Loving Lust are the right words for this. to completely surrender ones emotions and feelings can be a beautiful even if it's not mutual, you know. Love lust sex is all embodied in this piece and the feelings, needs and urges expressed in it ~ Much Love

DATING CONVERSATION STARTERS!
12:10PM on April 08, 2011

I found this list at searchwarp, it is apparently the top 100 dating conversation starters (written by TJ Smith). Thought it might be interesting to share it here.

My view is that although having a set first date formula is probably not to be recommended, I dont think having some stock topics of conversation (like this), to fall back on if things are maybe a bit shy and awkward at first, can be a bad thing. Or can it?! What do you think? Is this list any good in your opinion? Not organic enough in your view if you have to draw on something like this? Bit intrusive? Too bland?? I think, hmmm, it's a pretty good list, though as the author stresses, anything someone doesnt want to discuss, never push it.

Lastly, apart from your sparkling demeanour and wit (of course! goes without saying) have YOU yourself got any tip top topics to get into with your first date, that tend to help the evening go with a ..errr..bang? Or indeed, any no go areas? Be as brief as you like but I'd love to get a lil feedback, or even a thumbs up or thumbs down. Levity

100 Dating Conversation Starters

1. What was your best job?

2. What were your worst jobs?

3. Tell me all the places you worked

4. Tell me about your best friend

5. Tell me about your family

6. Tell me about your relatives

7. What was your first car?

8. Favorite movie star?

9. Favorite entertainer?

10. Favorite song?

11. What were your life changing moments?

12. First girlfriend/boyfriend?

13. First kiss?

14. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?

15. Have you ever been arrested?

16. Political affiliation?

17. Have you voted for someone you wished you hadnt?

18. Have you used drugs?

19. Do you like to shop?

20. Best way to relax?

21. Favorite thing to do alone?

22. Ever had a one night stand?

23. Do you save money?

24. What hobbies to you spend money on?

25. If you found a $100 what would you do?

26. Do you want children/more children?

27. Are you a good parent?

28. What makes a good parent?

29. Are you romantic?

30. Ever loose a pet?

31. Dog or cat?

32. Pets growing up?

33. Sleep in the nude?

34. Favorite midnight snack?

35. Do you exercise?

36. Did you ever see your parents making love?

37. Peanut butter and what?

38. What is one food you will never give up?

39. What is a food you can live without?

40. Favorite drink?

41. Perfect day?

42. How many cds do you own?

43. How many dvds to you own?

44. Favorite thing to spend money on?

45. What is the weirdest thing about you?

46. What is on your bedside table?

47. Are you cheap or thrifty?

48. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?

49. Grades in high school?

50. Favorite teacher?

51. Relatives in jail?

52. Toppings on pizza?

53. Black or white?

54. Glass half full or half empty?

55. Ever been to a food shelf?

56. Ever milked a cow?

57. Ever tipped a cow?

58. Bath or shower?

59. Mountains or the beach?

60. Plane, train or automobile?

61. Favorite all time movie?

62. Worse movie you have ever seen?

63. Best concert you have been to?

64. Beer, wine or coffee?

65. Best vacation?

66. If you could retire tomorrow what would you do?

67. Worse vacation?

68. Three places you would love to visit?

69. Worse boss?

70. If you could do anything what would it be?

71. Super powers you wish you had?

72. Ever had a massage?

73. Ideal romantic dinner?

74. Dumbest purchase you ever made?

75. Where did you find money when you were flat broke?

76. Ever sold blood?

77. What sporting event/concert/entertainment would you buy tickets to regardless of price?

78. Ever hit a jackpot on a slot machine?

79. Ever won the lottery?

80. What would you do with your lottery winnings?

81. Are you a neat freak?

82. Cant stand being around people who_________?

83. Crowds or small groups?

84. How old do you want to live to?

85. Loose your sight or hearing?

86. Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex?

87. Pet peeves?

88. Most annoying habit?

89. Sexiest parts of a member of the opposite sex?

90. Major turn offs?

91. Tattoos?

93. Piercings?

94. Plastic surgery--would you/have you?

95. Computer geek?

96. Trekee?

97. Play an instrument?

98. Been in a band?

99. Most embarrassing moment?

100. Nude beach yes or no?

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Levit...	June 09, 2011 (Report It) lol Helen, yeah can you imagine working through those questions one by one on a first date O_O. Your date would head for the hills never to be seen again :)	Helen...	April 26, 2011 (Report It) It can get a bit awkward on a first date, having a list topics can help to get the conversation moving again without those tongue-tied moments. I dont propose that you work through them one by one, that would be mad!
domet...	April 17, 2011 (Report It) also i like to look for the humor in the situation	domet...	April 09, 2011 (Report It) and another thing is don't drink too much alcohol if any at all on the first date, he can help loosen you up but you don't want to get too loose on a first date. it's important to make a good impression and continue being a gentleman.
MR_ST...	April 08, 2011 (Report It) Some are a bit intrusive for the first date, but there are a lot of good ones. I didn't like number 3. Sounds like a job interview instead of a date. I wouldn't like to be asked questions that start off with "what was the worst or most"....because I haven't ranked my life's events. I think the better question would be "tell me something that was really embarrasing that happened to you that was really funny". That way I don't feel like you are prying too much too soon and if it's funny then that breaks the ice right there.	MzGlinda	April 08, 2011 (Report It) Ok I would say you covered everything I love 56 and 76
Levit...	April 08, 2011 (Report It) Carib, interesting take on it, i know exactly what you mean, and on reflection i think I agree. Yes divulging too much on a first date or digging too deep when, like you say, the person might be around for ONE NIGHT ONLY lol might not be quite the thing. ..hmmmmm o_o. Now ya gots me thinking :), but there are probably some question there that dont need to bleed the person dry, just are helpful to set things in motion..so to speak.	domet...	April 08, 2011 (Report It) Good conversation starters, anything that will give long answers and show a little personality and a little flirty.
Carib869	April 08, 2011 (Report It) Hey Lev, this piece is interesting to because ive had just recently a conversation with a lady friend where almost all these question came up. she Im me asking me to call her one early morning and we talked about all that stuff. I thin k that moment was the perfect time to talk about all that stuff. these questions are for getting to know one another better after a date, you know what i mean? i know on dates you usually talk about alot of nothing thats because alot of dates dont amout to much. most of the time you might get sometype of short live relationship or a quick fuck or two and who wants to divulge all that info on or to someone whos is n ot gonna be around for that long or who in the long run wont be of that much importance to you. this list is a No No for dates or better yet thumbs down. i hope you get what im trying to say. Cheers and Mad Love - Carib	MsHyp...	April 08, 2011 (Report It) Thanks for the tips!!!

33 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED - Guys Perspective!
5:46PM on December 13, 2010

I found thiss list online, an oldie but a errr, goodie. Plus I posted the 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed list, so I guess its only fair. But even though this is written by a man aimed at us girls, I warn you, if you have not yet seen this ladies, I suggest you either look away now or turn your sense of humour nodule up to overdrive!!

From the guys perspective, this is a list of the 33 Ways Women Fail In Bed ____________________________________________________________________

33 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED
Many women waste countless hours reading books written by women about what men want in bed, and men look at these articles too and roll their damn eyes! If you want to learn about car maintenance, you don't go to a guy selling camels, you go to the mechanic! The same applies here. Read and learn ladies!

1. MILKING IT
When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down.

2. LETHAL WEAPONS
A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them off with pliers before even looking at a guy's ball bag .

3. ROBOTS
When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every conceivable angle.

4. SILENT FRIGHT
If you've cum and cannot be bothered to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his load whenever he wants. Not doing so within a reasonable length of time is just plain unacceptable.

5. NO LAUGHING MATTER
Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like "Ride my hard cock you filthy cock-sucking slut" or "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white love potion". Laughter at any aspect of the male performance will not enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak whole sentences whilst in the act .

6. CLOSING UP
If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your face, don't close your eyes!?!? He wants you to share this ecstatic moment of joyful union with him. Semen is not very likely to cause you permanent blindness in most cases - but this is a risk you should be prepared to take for his temporary happiness.

7. POOR PRESENTATION
Presentation is all-important. Don't wait to be asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You love it, why pretend otherwise.

8. HANGING AROUND
When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle, he does not want to touch you at this point. You should preferably leave the bed and leave him in peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises without asking for a phone number. His work is done .

9. BEING SHY
Always offer the Hershey Highway. You know you want it. Even if you don't like it so much, offer enthusiastically, as you can quite easily play with yourself as he rams away to his hearts content .

10. BEING A DRIP
You always have tissues in your bag, so use them to clean his sheets and any ball bag drippage if, that is, you have misbehaved and not swallowed everything he has so graciously bestowed unto you.

11. CLOCK-WATCHING
Never, ever, think of saying: "Are you going to cum soon??" If you were doing a blow-job, you'd have to take your mouth off to utter such a question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. This is not a time-trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings. If he's fucking you and takes more than 10 minutes you should simply be very grateful.

12. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS
Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever had. Most men have had so many sexual partners that it is most unlikely you are. Please ladies, don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing .

13. PLAYING DEAD
Don't just lie there, do something! Good sex is not a spectator sport, it helps if both parties move around a bit. Yes, you probably expect the man to do all the hard and skilful work. Men don't mind that and are blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it right, but at least put some effort into the act to show your gratitude.

14. BEING POSSESSIVE
If you are lucky enough to have an imaginative lover who can satisfy two women at once, don't sneer at or reject his exciting suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If he's a real man he's probably.....errr, fucking her anyway. Plus you might learn something from her to keep your man happy and satisfied .

15. SPITTING IT OUT
When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate and get his aim right into your open mouth, it is rather rude to spit it out without savouring the taste and gluey texture. You should play with his semen like a block of Hubba Bubba, blowing bubbles, chewing and throwing from side to side. A line like "I love it when you come in my mouth", whispered seductively, makes for a happy finale to this blissful event.

16. INGRATITUDE
Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if A) Sex has lasted more than five minutes and/or B) You managed to achieve an orgasm. A man's role in sex is far more demanding than a woman's so it is always nice when his prowess is suitably appreciated.

17. SEEKING FAVOURS
Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm after-sex glow to seek favours or make requests. As he drops off into well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask: "Do you think I should buy that dress / skirt / sofa / mercedes / country cottage?" There is a name for the practice of mixing sex with material gain and we all know what that word is, dont we.

18. BED-RIDDEN
Too many women fail in bed because they insist on being IN BED. There are no statutes limiting horseplay to a designated room. Let yourself go with some sexing in the study, bonking in the bathroom, humping in the hallway, shagging in the shed, or poking on the porch!! Dont limit yourself, or him!

19. SHARING NOT CARING
Whilst it is understandable that you would be excited after receiving a mouthful of warm sweet cum, do not be thoughtless in expressing your gratitude by kissing your man on the lips!?!?!!! YOU like semen, HE does NOT. Do not forget this simple fact.

20. TOO BRIGHT
If the man switches the light off, it is for a good reason, so please don't insist on seeing what is going on. If he's got a pot belly or perhaps a love bite from a sneaky extra relational fuck earlier that day, it is his right to keep such matters to himself. If he wants it dark so he can imagine he's fucking a pop star or better yet, a porn star, please smile serenely whilst valuing this fascinating and loveable aspect of the male psyche.

21. KEEPING HIM WAITING
Don't get him all turned on and then let his proud stiffy whither and wilt whilst you go to the bathroom and tone and moisturise every square inch of your body. The male erection can be sensitive to a 45-minute delay while you go off to make yourself look presentable. If you must follow a strict beauty regime, do it AFTER he has shot his load and started to snore loudly.

22. TOOTH ACHE
When a man asks you to eat his dick, this should not be taken literally! Yes it's hard to resist the joy of cock gobbling with gusto, but keep the tooth action to a minimum still. All's fair in the throws of passion but no man wants to feel like their tool is being mutilated by your molars !

23. YOU CAN'T HURRY, LOVE
If a woman is serious about good oral sex as part of foreplay, 20 minutes is the bare minimum required to give the subtle and complex penis a reasonable working over. And better to allow 45minutes to be certain.

24. TWO DIMENSIONAL
It is not enough to be a specialist - even in the important skill of fellatio. To be
regarded as a successful woman in bed you must have a full portfolio of tricks. These should include a penchant for facial glazing and a thorough familiarity with the idiosyncrasies of your man's ball sack region!

25. UNSWEET SMELL OF EXCESS
While men are more than happy to lick the pink clam any time any place any where, please keep the damn thing clean! Pungently aroused is one thing, but you can have too much of a good thing!

26. OBSESSIVE
The female orgasm is much over-rated so don't spoil everybody's fun by insisting on having one. But of course, if you do have one, you should feel free to announce it loudly and extensively to not only your man, but noisily enough so that those in the adjoining apartments may know also.

27. PERIOD PAIN (1)
It's natural for a woman to beg for a good seeing to but please do not ever A) Pretend your period has finished or B) That it hasn't even started. Just go without and let your man catch up with his fantasies about your friends; his pretty work colleague; and/or the women he used to fuck before he met you.

28. PERIOD PAIN (2)
Having said that (above), just because you're on the blob, it doesn't mean his natural and healthy urges have gone away. Don't put sex off limits for the duration of your period. Use this special time together to perfect your oral and dick massaging techniques.

29. THE BIG SWITCH (OFF)
Nothing is worse than giving a man some encouragement and then not finishing the job! Such encouragement might be the merest unwitting brush against any part of his body. And if he does suddenly develop an unexpected stiffy, you should ideally feel obliged to deal with it immediately and take things through to their natural conclusion.

30. WAKE-UP CALLER
Men have busy and demanding schedules so please understand if he should occasionally fall asleep, so to speak, on the job!! Take it as a compliment that he feels so relaxed and at ease in your company.

31. TV SINNER
The only TV programmes suitable for accompanying good sex are hardcore porn or a football match. No soap operas, cookery programmes or rom-coms thank you very much!

32. COVER UP
If you have lured a man to bed under the guise of being a sultry temptress with long eyelashes, flawless skin and painted lips, please keep the illusion going until he has discharged his man porridge into you and fallen asleep. If you care about him, you will make sure he never discovers the terrible secret hidden beneath your caked-on make-up.

33. PUTTING A DAMPENER ON THE EVENING
Don't make a fuss about sleeping on the damp patch. If God wanted the males of the species to sleep on the messy remains of coitus, he would have given them a vagina.

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TheFr...	December 24, 2010 (Report It) This is hilarious...I wish Mr. F would act less than grateful or try to present his needs in this fashion! We read the counter part to this and had a great laugh!	Levit...	December 21, 2010 (Report It) Harley, who says that?? I thought YOU always called it your "white love potion" LOL Go on, admit it!
GirlP...	December 19, 2010 (Report It) lol...good one	BushT...	December 14, 2010 (Report It) Very good, looking forward to part 2 (154 ways men fail) Just a few comments that struck home 1] there are so few women (I have met) that can do a hand job without it either hurting, or having no real effect (you have to see Frank Skinner on this last one !!) 13] hmm, it takes 2 to play this game, I hate it if I am wondering if she has dozed off 20] in my experience, its the women who want the light off, I like to see who Im playing with 25] not sure, I want to taste pussy, not soap 31] aaarrrgghhh been there, I hate the telly being on - especially when she shanges the channels
Carib869	December 14, 2010 (Report It) Funny piece Lev, all in good fun. I dont think the most shallow of us all would agree wholly with all these fails but they make for good drunken bar conversations lol! Some are definitely on point like number 28 and some like 3 can go either way you know-I mean kissing and massaging and all that can be good but sometimes i'm like just get on with the shit already-you know? Again good piece. Take It Easy Lady next Door	Harle...	December 14, 2010 (Report It) "Love sword"..."white love potion"???... WHO SAYS THAT!?!?....lol....That's hilarious....
Levit...	December 13, 2010 (Report It) Lets not get silly now dom, it is NOT me saying it. It was written by a guy, as it clearly says in big letters right at the top of the blog. I'm taking it and posting it with the biggest pinch of salt ever! :)	domet...	December 13, 2010 (Report It) good Lev, i'm glad you said it and not one of us guys, when a complaint comes from us it's not taken seriously as a complaint when it is all about making the experience better, you are saying what we guys wish we could say without causing a argument. it should be if he is happy, she is happy and vica versa.

MALE EROGENOUS ZONES
10:20AM on July 19, 2010

EITHER GUYS OR GIRLS ADVICE IF YOU CAN

Ive been researching about male erogenous zones, so the advice below taken from the Sun website is helpful. Fellas (or ladies) I could use your advice too. See the list below. Would you agree wholeheartedly with the advice given? Are those the key male erogenous zones? Yes? No? Kinda? Personally I find it curious they left the ass completely out of the equasion, but you might think different. Or do you have your own additions to add to the list? Is there, for you, only one zone LOL...your phat juicy dick ha ha!? I'd like to learn a different take, so do help me out here if possible. And, who knows, other ladies here might well be interested to get your take on the best pulse points to aim for to please our guy(s) in bed when we wanna go that extra mile. I know I do. Comments box is below. Cheers Levity x

HIS G-SPOTS

Penis
The penis is obviously man's No1 hotspot, but don't just settle for the same old stimulation style, take time to explore different types of touch to give him something different.

Scrotum
Many men love to have their scrotum stroked and sucked, it can be intensely pleasurable if done correctly.

Perineum
This is the line of skin between the anus and the scrotum, which is rich with nerve endings and is super-sensitive. Gentle pressure on this area can stimulate the hidden prostate with explosive results!!

Inner Thighs
The skin on the inner thighs is super soft and sensitive. Use upward strokes to teasingly build his anticipation before hitting his top spot.

Stomach
From the belly button down work at a slow pace to build anticipation and arousal.

Neck
Use long, light fingertip strokes just below the Adams Apple to indirectly stimulate the thyroid gland. The thyroid in Chinese medicine is said to be directly linked to your sex organs.

Chest
When you stroke and caress a man's chest, not only are you sending pleasurable sensations through his skin but you're also affirming his manhood.

Nipples
Men's nipples have just as many nerve endings and are just as erogenous as women's so don't be frightened to play with them! Start gently at first and as he gets more aroused take a firmer touch.

Fingers/Toes
The toes and fingers are sensitive to touch. Try seductively sucking his fingers or big toe to get his imagination going.

Lower belly
Gentle pressure on this hot spot - three or four finger widths down from the navel - will open sexual energy. Be careful though as it may also make them want to pee!

Inside of arm
This baby-soft skin that rarely gets any attention is a popular erogenous zone for many men (and women). Rake with your fingertips using the lightest touch to get your lover thoroughly excited.

Scalp
Much of the human nervous system is located in the head. A scalp massage will ease away the tensions of the day leaving the head clear to think of other (ahem) things! Start with slow, soft moves and increase intensity as you go on, using your nails lightly.

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imn2deep	September 13, 2010 (Report It) ALL ARE GOOD SPOTS BUT Mrs2DEEP FOUND THIS SPOT ON MY BACK .......OOO,MMMM! BUT SHE STARTED AT THE BACK OF MY NECK WHILE BRAIDIN' MY HAIR AND SHE KISSED ME ON SPOT I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD AND IT MADE ME TINGLE ALL OVER AND, WELL, MY HAIR DIDN'T GET FINISHED UNTIL THE NEXT DAY!! lol	Levit...	August 26, 2010 (Report It) Ah yes Dom, the sucking of the balls. A rare and intoxicating treat. One very good reason to get them balls hair free guys!
domet...	August 23, 2010 (Report It) i didn't know i had any till my lady friend decided to suck my balls, sent me over the edge! i am usually the one to explore her body and find the sweet spots so that was one of the first times the tables were turned. i loved it!!	Carib869	August 10, 2010 (Report It) You seem to have got em all. As far as the chest, I had a girlfriend who used to just rub on my chest. Shed sit next to me or lay next to me and out her hand up my shirt and just rub on my chest-Drove me Wild lol Nice Piece Lev
SexyC...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) Lev said .......SexyCoach I should explain to the unenitiated in the british lingo that by 'bum' play you aint sugesting involving the local down-and-out hobo in your bedroom persuits :) :) it's 'bum' meaning 'ass'. Interesting you love it as for many men its a no go area. But those who love it ,LOVE it alot i've found. And no fellas((!), enjoying a bit of rump action from your lady does NOT make you gay No it doesn't mean your gay unless she is joined by her brother lol	Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) nigeblue I had to pick up on your point about massage. I agree given or receiving a sensual oil massage must be one of the most joyful and horny experiences. It requires patience, I won't lie, and really getting into ones stride with it. But once you build up a head of steam, and get into the groove, the sex as part of that is just glorious.I'd recommend it!.Stick some hot music on before you start, sip on some potent cocktails and lower the light, not too dark though, using a red lightbulb even better. Very horny.
Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) bootycrack81 you make a good point. I agree on concentrating on the penis head and do that quite alot, suck it, circle it, stick tip of my tongue in the hole, blow it etc etc,,,, ooooo i'm getting hungry, let me stop there! .....And suffice to say, purely from my own perspective, giving a blow job to two dicks at once, there's alot to be said for it!	Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) HornDogg247 thanks for the input darling. Yes the male anal g-spot region, well documented as being an orgasmic power house :)
Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) HarlemVIP lol Your blunt honesty is so fkin lovely. Keep it up! But rest assured if I ever get my mits on you I is gonna hold you down to experience every last one of the above. And that's a promise not a threat! :-) :-) kisses	Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) Hi Tweety, ah now you talking, I'd love to get my hands on that mane of flowing locks you have. I'd be brushing it, teasing it, styling it, and plaiting it. You'd be in seventh heaven :) I can see exactly why you like your hair played with. I dont think there is a person on earth who doesn't get the shivver down the spine moments when someone else washes thier hair. It's a beautiful thing.
Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) BushTuckerMan hey darlin. Nice point re the mens nipples being sensitive.but that's just for some, and for others the nipples are as numb as a post, no sensitivity at all. A note of caution re those that enjoy it though. I went with a guy a couple years back who loved his nipplies being played with and sucked, it really turned him on. Trouble was, I reckon he had that done to him lots and lots, so much so infact that his nipples were clearly starting to look a little too, ahem, female like. Yes that's right, I think it made his breasts grown :), cause appart from that area he was pretty buff. I wasn't aware of it until he took off his shirt. So enjoy your nipple play by all means guys, but be careful out there, I don't want you ending up with bigger tits than mine :-D :	Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) SexyCoach I should explain to the unenitiated in the british lingo that by 'bum' play you aint sugesting involving the local down-and-out hobo in your bedroom persuits :) :) it's 'bum' meaning 'ass'. Interesting you love it as for many men its a no go area. But those who love it ,LOVE it alot i've found. And no fellas((!), enjoying a bit of rump action from your lady does NOT make you gay.
Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) mrcivic cheers 4 the compliments baby, you gonna love that lil movie with naughty stevie. And agreed re eliment of suprise. Sticking to a formula you know works isn't to be sniffed at, but pulling a few suprise tricks out of your arsenal (that's arsenal! lol..:) is a must too.	Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) chillmode193 yes inner thigh a sensitive spot. Nuzzling the neck i've found creamily sedecutive. Works a treat.
Levit...	July 23, 2010 (Report It) Heh heh Jokeer, we shall see about that! :-D	jokeer84	July 22, 2010 (Report It) For me all the above minus the perineum, near my ass is off limits
nigeblue	July 22, 2010 (Report It) Lovely Levity, would enjoy having or trying all the things on your list, would love to explore and see if this guy would enjoy, love my cock played with, enjoy my nipples being played with too and enjoy being massaged all over too. Kisses to you	Tweety79	July 19, 2010 (Report It) I do enjoy all of the above. One I enjoy most and may be described as pre-foreplay, possibly, is to have a lady brush my hair...the feel of the hair, the smooth long pulls on my hair is highly erotic to me. As the hair is brushed a few other zones become involved such as the fine hairs of the neck and shoulders...barely dragging fingers over them sends waves of pleasure all over me. The occassional ear touch or scalp being massaged is very much a turn on also. I know a few ladies that enjoy doing the brushing and I love em for being that way!! xoxoxo
booty...	July 19, 2010 (Report It) Nipples being licked and sucked turn me into a pussy monster. Also the dickhead being licked, spat-on, sucked etc	Harle...	July 19, 2010 (Report It) Okay, I can't speak for all guys, but.......... #1... Perineum....That's a bit TOO LOW for my liking...one chick almost got a knee to the neck over that one... #2... Belly Button....That's like a no-no zone for me... #3... Nipp...uhhh...MAN BOOBS...lol...I get more of an irritation sensation (if that makes any sense) than anything else from that... #4.... Nobody is touching my toes...lol #5. And I don't even wanna KNOW what some chick with bad aim might do to the inside of my arm.... Hey, sue me...i'm basic...lol
SexyC...	July 19, 2010 (Report It) The only one I would say no to is under the adams apple, that doesn't do it for me but the rest do I would also say the bum cheeks, although it does make my balls tighten so much it's hard to get them back down lol best to start with the balls and work round to the bum. Finishing with a hand on my dick, sucking and teasing the bum too sends me over the edge	HornD...	July 19, 2010 (Report It) One thing that that is great is stimulating the prostate through the anus. The anus as well is filled with pleasurable nerve endings.
BushT...	July 19, 2010 (Report It) Well I cannot say that I had thought of many of these as erogenous zones and there is a lot more scalp than there used to be. The article skirted around the anus (literally), but that too is filled with sensitive nerve endings. A very interesting read, I have to agree the nipples are second to the penis in getting me aroused	mrciv...	July 19, 2010 (Report It) Well Levi.. alot of those spots I never had explored but one thing I thought of. I think that alot of the excitment has to do with the element of surprise and how attached with your lover you are. There are alot of things that are wonderful in your list though. P.S. I like the thumbnails of your flix. I might need to check that one out cause you look ultra hot in it. Cheers.
chill...	July 19, 2010 (Report It) i have to say neck area ha, along with the iner thigh

40 WAYS MEN FAIL IN BED!
9:40AM on May 11, 2010

I found this list online, couldn't resist sharing. Casanovas don't be mad you gots to admit its funny, and ladies I know some of you will be wincing with acknowledgement at some of these home truths ! Nipple twizzling anyone??!

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40 Ways Men Fail in Bed

1) NOT KISSING FIRST

Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake! That hurts..

3) NOT SHAVING
You guys often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs . When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST
Most men act like a housewife testing melons for ripeness when they get their hands on a pair of tits. Don't do that. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing! Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dog toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES

Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention too.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED

Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and panties. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
How nice of you to leave a small see-through bag full of your old stale cum under her bed as a parting gift . Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
Direct hard pressure can be very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of and around the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not!

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not!

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to grope like your stuffing stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt! Pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY

Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
A man in socks and underpants is vaguely unpleasant, and in socks and nothing else is the naffest thing ever! Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology . Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds .

20) CUMING TOO SOON
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too!

21) NOT CUMING SOON ENOUGH

It may appear to you that humping her for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god. Sadly not. To her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina ! At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, or put on the TV so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS CUM
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise when they cum. But if you really don't know, don't ask, it's embarrasing (for both of you).

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this ! It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you cum so she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETTIQUETTE ADVISE FROM PORN MOVIES
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate all over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest now and then.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
If you want to put it in the back door, ask her first, don't ever just try your luck, you schmuck ! And being drunk aint no excuse so move along with that one.

30) TAKING PICTURES
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show all my buddies and thier buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH

Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props. But be warned, hot candle wax and permanent dye are generally a no no!!

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINT HERS
There is no less erotic noise! It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels particularly good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't have a prostate.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. But no woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end .

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS

Whisper sweet nothings by all means, but don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY
Don't take it for granted she likes dirty talk. It might make you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE CUMS
A BIG no no! Finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you .

39) SQUASHING HER
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her too heavily, she WILL turn blue, be warned.

40) THANKING HER
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

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imn2deep	August 09, 2011 (Report It) VERY INTERESTING. AND SOME OF THESE POINTS U BROUGHT UP WE DO AND DON'T EVEN REALIZE WE ARE DOIN' THEM. BUT I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO PLEASE ALL OF MY WOMAN FIRST AND THESE EXTRA TID BITS WILL HELP US EVEN MORE.	bigggoon	December 14, 2010 (Report It) I agree with all of these Levi Baby!!! lol!
Levit...	July 09, 2010 (Report It) HarlemVIP cheers for the response. Oh beleive you me a "40 Ways Women Fail in Bed" list is out there. Just google it!! . And do post it if you dare :) :) LOL ...but we'll have to agree to disagree on this list though. Whoever wrote it, for the most part, (not all) I reckon they just about got it spot on =D	Harle...	July 08, 2010 (Report It) Time out...I just realized that about 98% of the things listed here are what CHICKS do, request, and ADVERTISE these days....this list might be a little out-dated, because I'm sure you can point out quite a few people on Rude with videos proving it, just like I could....these days, if you DON'T do most of this stuff, you get complaints from chicks...
Harle...	July 08, 2010 (Report It) Okay seriously...I could EASILY make a 500 ways CHICKS fail in bed blog...	DUDE_333	July 08, 2010 (Report It) good to know! lol
Bigdi...	June 06, 2010 (Report It) thats good stuff	Seaso...	June 05, 2010 (Report It) let the Chuurch say Amen Im diggin this
Tease...	May 13, 2010 (Report It) omg i loved it !!!	Curvy...	May 12, 2010 (Report It) hahahaha awesome blog hun! Love it *****
Carib869	May 12, 2010 (Report It) First off love the pics at the top it's like your body was made just for me. It's always good to get a refresher course in the matter of sex but trust i never faulter	69nwo...	May 11, 2010 (Report It) Fortunately I don't make many of these mistakes, but if you're not getting better you're getting worse. Thanks for the lesson hun. I hope for the ladies sake, more guys see this and take it to heart. A real man gets pleasure out of pleasing his woman. ;)
jay75...	May 11, 2010 (Report It) now that something to think about	BushT...	May 11, 2010 (Report It) OK, Ive made notes, now Im scared to go there again, so many rules !!! Re 20, according to Frankie Boyle you can get condoms with a mild anaesthetic in, to delay the climax. Or - as he put it, inside out and you dont have to wake her
RocSt...	May 11, 2010 (Report It) very informative...	Tweety79	May 11, 2010 (Report It) ow very nice of you to show us our shortcomings(some of us anyway lol). I do agree with a lot of those and you know being around a little longer one learns many of the above mentioed things....you just got to pay attention!!! xoxo Kewl Post Babe
domet...	May 11, 2010 (Report It) a lot of good points here Lev, it's always good to brush up on one skills in the bedroom

ABOUT RUDE?!
4:55AM on September 29, 2009

Okay, I'm interested to learn your experiences of Rude
1) What is the Thing you LOVE BEST and HATE MOST about RUDE at this present time?? 2) And what are the PLUSES and the PITFALLS of being here? Be as candid as you want, or not(!) You never know, others might feel the same, it would just be nice to share POVs and see whether or not any particular themes emerge. I promise to respond to anyone who takes the time to post a comment (below) Thanks very much. Levity xx

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Levit...	July 06, 2010 (Report It) Well Rudy I know you're no longer here, not through choice, but rest assured u are missed.	RudyB...	June 09, 2010 (Report It) Me...smile
trans...	June 08, 2010 (Report It) I love rude. I wouldn't change anything about it. I know I would enjoy it more if I was able to do more posts, but that is my issue and not the site's. Fortunately, I can still enjoy the site a great deal because I am more of a voyeur than an exhibitionist. I appreciate that this site makes it possible to take the things that turn you on and turn them into lucrative enterprises for people who are real and not airbrushed and polished. I have enjoyed the opportunity to submit some of my erotic writings and I have received positive feedback from some, which is tremendously encouraging. I have met some of the sexiest people ever (including you ms. levityheaven). I was introduced to a wonderful virtual world, the utherverse, through rude; and I have met some interesting and sexy people there as well. I don't have a lot of experience with the message boards, but they seem to be pretty standard fare. I don't have a problem with the price of chips or the chip system. The system is pretty easy for me to follow and the price isn't a problem because I don't have to buy chips until I am ready and able. Overall, I would say my experience on rude has been fantastic. It has provided a forum for people to express themselves in varied ways without being judged adversely and that is a good thing. Thanks Lev for the opportunity to speak about these things on your blog and keep doing what you do. All the best, transitkid	HEFRE...	June 05, 2010 (Report It) Well I think that RUDE is a place where people can let it all hang out, and be free, it's great to be in a place, where other's that think the same way are, and being able to make money here also is a plus, I feel that when your adult and you make that choice to be as open as we are here on RUDE, then your on your way to realy living life open and free! "Keep Fucking" And Levity, I want that pussy bad!
Levit...	June 05, 2010 (Report It) Hey Tease LOL I agree, it's definitely addictive :) no question about that :)	Tease...	June 05, 2010 (Report It) i dunno what to say im just ADDICTED to Rude....
Levit...	June 05, 2010 (Report It) Hi RudyBear800, glad you're having lotsa fun on the general and brawling pit message boards. Unfortunately though, there is no apparent business advantage to using them, and historically members social interaction on Rude is much better spent in other areas, but if you find it fun, good for you darlin.	Levit...	June 05, 2010 (Report It) Camgirltee agree, there are many options here to explore, probably more than any other place I've come across online, a whole lot more could be done to ensure accesibilty for all potential customers but that being said, the wealth of facilities here is probably second to non. Re the lobby, you need alot of patience in that area, I'm with you on that :)
Levit...	June 05, 2010 (Report It) Hi Mz_Minxxx thanks for commenting, sorry it's taken an age for me to respond. There is some 'community' aspect here, so I'm feeling you on that. Re VIP, we'll have to assume that VIP is a crucial funding stream to keep the site up and running, otherwise to me it's pretty obvious it creates disadvantages for producers. The only way we can look at it positively really is that perhaps if there was no VIP (or something similar to VIP), there would be no Rude. I don't know if that is the case, but that's the only way one could really square in ones head the abundance of disadvantages to having it in place in its current incarnation..	RudyB...	December 04, 2009 (Report It) The Brawling Pit...The General Board.
Camgi...	November 18, 2009 (Report It) What I love about rude is that they listen to the producers and changed things for us to make more money. Let's face it most producers are here only for the money not fun. We have bills too fellas. What I hate about rude is old guys acting like they are new in the lobby and don't know what buttons to push. SMH	Mz_Mi...	November 16, 2009 (Report It) Hi Lev, kisses to you babe....to answer your questions posted: 1) What I like about Rude, personally for me, is that I can be just as nasty and perverted as I want to be with like-minded people. I love the "community" base of the website which makes Rude, for me anyway, different than other porn sites. Personally, I wouldn't even put it in that category. It's more like any of the other social sites, just with a whole heap of porn-ish content to enjoy! LOL 2.) What I don't like about Rude is the fact that it seems like it's setup so that your access to the site will be limited in some areas unless you become a VIP and/or Producer. When I first joined this site I was so overwhelmed with so much content, but my real interest was in the Live Houses and Group Shows. I was not willing to buy a ticket or sub to every house that I wanted to see, so after one day I just went ahead and upgraded to VIP. It seems to me that now that I'm a Producer, it's a lot harder for me to keep "roommates" because they always end up upgrading to VIP and/or Producer so there's my roommate down the drain, lol. I think it's great when people upgrade, it's more money for the site, which is more money for all of us Producers, but at the same time, where's our incentive to do Live House or Group Shows if everyone in there is getting in free? I think I have had one purchased Group Show ticket, in the few that I've done, and six roommates that have all but two upgraded. The two that haven't upgraded have an unlimited pass to my Live House. So, that being said, other than Private shows, and maybe a Flix or Pix here and there, I really don't see how Producers can benefit from the "business" aspect of the site. I'm also a newbie here, so please correct me if I'm wrong. I'm here to learn and get to know everyone that I can on here....I love my new Rude fam!! xoxoxox Kisses ---Minxxx
Levit...	November 13, 2009 (Report It) MrBoogie baby boy, wise words them "if your gonna be a critic do so without being an ass!" lol, I like that alot. I will note that down for future use most certainly, hope you don't mind :) Yes I agree too, a comment costs nothing. If you like someones stuff, say so, not only is it nice for the poster to read, but it is an incentive for them to put more great stuff out there for you to view. All good.Thanks for bringing that up. And yes, if I have nothing good to say about someone work, then I move on by. But usually I find there is almost always something good to say, and often something brillaint to say, there is some many very enticing home movies, whats not to like, and clickng the stars is right and proper too. Someone took the trouble to post, that's enogh for me. Thank youn sweetie for droppng by, much appreciated. Lev xxx	Levit...	November 13, 2009 (Report It) XXL!!! how lovely to see you in my Blog :) thanks for coming by. Ah yes the ladies, the beautiful beautiful ladies, oh and the gentlemen, some lovely charming gentlemen it has been a privilage for me to get to know. Some have been so nice to me, it humbles me alot. I have to absolutely to agree with you on the fact there is so much talent here, and that we can actually interact with and hopefully get to know. For that I give the site 100% credit, many other places have not gone for that angle, and have made it tricky for us to get to know our fellow cam girls and guys and video producers. Its all business. Here is a refreshing change in that, and that's why I hang here more than my other places I think. The cash helps too of course, but it's the folks that keep me checking back. As for dip in shows, yes if that's the case its a shame. I think I must have my head in the sand though cause I'm not aware of lots of drama in shows, and that shows have dipped. Sorry you see this, and that this keeps you away :( :( :( Producers producing, yes I have to agree, be that posting material, doing shows, or contributing behind the scenes, because of the benefits, it is probably good that you need to do some producing to have the tag and the bonuses. The tricky part would be monitoring this, probably an administrative nightmare, which is why I'm guessing that they haven't gone down that road, but I fully understand your point on that one. Much love hun. Don't be a stranger xxxxx
Levit...	November 13, 2009 (Report It) Hey Dom, yes I too think that's the great thing about here. Normal people exploring thier sexuality, it's lovely just to be free and see free spirits, in this very uptight world. kisses hun, havent seen you i a while so I hope you are well and having fun xx	Levit...	November 13, 2009 (Report It) Thanks for dropping back in this Blog Tweety :), and for your well considered words as always. Yes fakes and phonies sigh well I think a somewhat fanciful persona is fine till some use it to hurt people or play on peoples feelings and sympathy or use it to put other people down or make themselves out to be better than others. I hate that kind of thing. In real life, people who do that are ones to avoid, so on here it's no doubt the same thing. It's a shame you feel you now have to build walls around yourself as protection, but its impossible to blindly trust here even though it would be so lovely if we could. I used to think i could do that, like you did, but that isn't the case anymore. Still I'll take people at face value none the less, until such time as warning bells ring. And fortunaely they don't ring all that often.
Levit...	November 13, 2009 (Report It) MrCivic, thanks for your good words. Yes I like the variety here and the diversity, and that yes you can use an artistic bent if you choose too, mind you I love straight hardcore fucking vids and pics too. The drama comes with the terittory, ever worked in an office full of women, I have, it's always going to be a bitch fest lol. But mostly I don't see alot of drama right at the moment so its easy to over look it. And not forgetting sometimes it can be justified, though best to stay out of it if possible. Anyway, glad you're here MrC, and what a lovely gentleman you are looking after me in my live room over the last year so well. Much appreciation as always. xxxxx	MrBoo...	November 12, 2009 (Report It) Hey Lev, first off thanks for the invite. I like the fact that its a voyuer community an that most people are willing to help you with certain things if you ask nicely, but i dont like that it tally's how many vids you watch or the fact that people sometimes view without commenting on what they think about your work(vids/pics). Also i haven't experienced this personally but i have seen quite a few very unwarranted an rude(no pun intended) comments on peoples material....my thought is that if your gonna be a critic do so without being an ass! Thanks again for the opp to voice my opinion an appreciate all of the great work you do, love always my little heaven.......xoxoxoxoxo
XXL	November 12, 2009 (Report It) this is pretty easy. What i like the most is the voyuer aspect of the site and the interaction. i like producing the vids as well. Outsiders never understand how Rude is a community, more then just a porn site. Oh and I cant forget the women on Rude.. Its some very lickable ladies on here and they are pervs just like me. Now what i dont like is the fact that there are all these producers who dont produce anything. i can understand giving the ladies producer status hopefully encouraging them to do shows or do videos and go private. But to let the guys become producer and 80% dont produce shit, takes away from the site. To keep your producer status you should be active on this site. Almost everyone in the shows nowadays are blue and gold. I used to be a paying VIP until i EARNED my producer status so thats cool. VIP's earned theres. The childishness takes away from the site too. The dumb stuff makes it hard to tolerate this place like I used to. my advice would be to make producers produce or lose there status and nip the dumb shit in the butt. More people will start doing shows again and we can have some good perving, cause the SHIT SUCKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Tweety79	October 25, 2009 (Report It) Good one Lev! Thank you for the chance to air my dirty laundry!! lol I love the interaction here, the chats are usually very kewl and the shows are even kewler but the dealing with the fake, the unreal orbs that exist here makes it seem like it is not worthwhile. Yes, we live and or exist in a cyber place but is that a reason not to be real or do a lot of rudies have a second personality or a third? To exist in falseness is ok until you have the chance to meet or be with another rude person....then the poop hits the propellar. I for one do not exist here under false pretenses and I assume it is to much to expect from the minority that chooses to live a second life here......I for one am building walls to keep my self out of harms way anymore and i believe that all comes from the fact that even a wall can't stop a lie. Kewl Beans Lev and thanks again xoxoxoxox
mrciv...	October 09, 2009 (Report It) Hey Levi. Well the thing I like most about rude is how that people from all over the world come here and can share their bodies and artwork to other people that truely feel the same way about sex. I like Rude alot better than other free porn sites because here they actually let people use their minds to make videos and not just straight f*cking. Makes it much more entertaining and interesting. Now for the parts I hate. Well for one I don't like when there is alot of problems and drama between hosts. I know its normal for humans to not get along but I wish it didnt happen in public. And I really wish they would lose the whole "chip" thing and just give you a base line dollar amount. Like say you want a prvt well it will be 2.99/min and if you want to rent my video well it is 4.99 for 24 hours. These chips just confuse me. Oh and one thing I want to share is that everybody on here should be given a star. Nobody said they have to come here and give away some things for free like Live houses. Its an honor to see beautiful woman proud of their bodies and not affraid to share them. You woman are a gift and I am very happy to have such woman as my friends. This site all in all is great just small updates needed.	Levit...	October 02, 2009 (Report It) BushTuckerMan, yup bb, time flies when you're having fun, its sure does :) What a great point you make. Yes producers and consumers interacting is a key ingredient that makes this place different. It’s unusual to be able to interact with so many of the 'girls in the videos', I don’t see that as much anywhere else. One of the key aims in the creation of Rude appears to have been adult social networking, that is played out in the wide ranging message boards, the support, the hands on approach by management (especially in the early days), the introduction of clitter and IM, the list is endless. So it’s easy to see how to a large extent that social aspect has been achieved. Yes it's no secret I do wish that there was less unnecessary restrictions on non VIP members (i.e. limits on comments, message board posts, blog posts, Rude mail, and Rude page views etc), obviously I speak as a novice in the business end of things, but I think any disadvantages on taking away some of those restrictions, would be outweighed greatly by the advantages of simply having more people here and an increase to the vibrancy of the place. Vibrancy is really very important and really stimulating, and for many it is as stimulating as money, sometimes more so, that should not be forgotten, yet I think it can so easily be.
Levit...	October 02, 2009 (Report It) One of the things I'd like changed is the main colour of the site being grey and white, I think a darker background would be much better and more flattering to the overall feel. Having said that, the fact we can adapt and have a music player on our own Rude pages is super cool. I'd also like the ability to put a moving image on our page, I've asked about this, but I'm not sure if it's on the priority list, probably more a 'would be nice to have' rather than a 'must have' but the place is evolving day on day so well, you never know! :)	Levit...	October 02, 2009 (Report It) swaali hey bb, yup, you knocked the nail on the head, that's exactly what I like here, sharing and learning in a quality setting, with people of a like mind. Of course there is another side to that in that just because you hang out on a porn site doesn't mean you are open minded, I've met some of the most uptight people here too, people who are amazingly scornful, when push comes to shove, of the whole amatuer porn game and yet can't stay away year in and year out, that's so funny. Thankfully mostly that isn't the case! :) I agree it's lovely when folk treat it like a community, but the business angle is crucial to it's sucess so hopefully it can be both.
domet...	September 30, 2009 (Report It) ok, i took an extra day to think about this question, there are a hundred sites showing tits and asses of all sizes, i like that fact that these are regular people being featured here, most people have a inner sexual side that must be explored, this can be a safe place to do it. Mild mannered by day then at night turning into a sexual fantasy. I will come back for the down side.	thick...	September 30, 2009 (Report It) they could go back to being free, hate that i can only watch 6 vids a day
BushT...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) I just checked and its nearly 3 years since I joined. What I love the most is the way that producers and consumers can get together in one place, there is a real community feel to the place. So many wonderful people go out of their way to turn each other on. What dont I love - the bitching on the forums, there really is no need for some of the vitriol that is spouted. Another thing that has detrached from the feel of the place is the over emphasis on paying; whilst I agree that people should be paid for their efforts, it shouldnt be everything!	Levit...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) justmeyall yes I'm totally into the amateur stuff too, professional porn I love aswell, hell I just love porn! :() I guess I am in the right place! Yes the old days when everything was free, that was great, I won’t argue. I miss some of my ol’ buddies, but it just wasn't sustainable for the site. It's nice to be paid for some of my work too. Much of the fun is simply in sharing, but a cheque in the post ain’t to be sniffed at. Best thing is being allowed to perv unabated by stupid society conventions. You're right, on balance Rude certainly does rock like a mofo lol I agree :) Oh, and not forgetting all the features that we have access to as producers, and the fact that if members come up with a good idea, the Rude gods do often actually listen and will add stuff tweak stuff they think is worthwhile, I can’t say the same for many other Adult websites. That is a really nice thing about this place.
swaali77	September 29, 2009 (Report It) I love meeting people and sharing ideas. Learning different things and teaching different things. All with people that just happen to be Perverted, like me...lol. I hate the people that act like Rude is Just a Porn Site! The ones that dont see it for what it really is...A Perv Community! Kisses Lev, big ups Rude Fam	Levit...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) Hey Tweety (man with the riding chaps grrrrr! :) , I like that Rude went for the community aspect too, other sites haven't invested in doing that, so it’s a plus point here definitely.. Re your point 1) Well I'd be disingenuous if I said anything against sitting on voyeur with ones legs spread (pussy too for that matter :), wouldn’t I heh heh, that was my live house to a tee, not for the reason you gave though(!) If I’m on cam then I’m generally feeling horny, and cause I like to retain anonymity the cam has to be positioned pretty close by, I'm not able to just stroll around the room at will. Plus I think, in the old days, guys were more happy to stare at someone watching TV and stuff, but the whole game was new and exciting back then. Now, well even that TV show Big Brother has been axed cause people expect to be properly entertained (rightly or wrongly). Personally I think all voyeur houses on here should go back to free to all, the advantages would, I think, out way the disadvantages, then we’d be much more likely get the true voyeur aspect back like you prefer. Re your point 2) People who actively try to make their post numbers higher on the Message Boards for it’s own sake, I don’t understand, but whatever floats their boat I guess. Me, I can only post if there seems a reason too, otherwise its pointless and a waste of time. Your point about people who enter most threads no matter the discussion to fight amongst themselves hit a nerve :( I hate that so much. Healthy argument about specific topics, cool, but don’t bring your crap into every thread you see, it’s pathetic. Oh, and don't get me started re those who make it their life’s work to enter the world and his wife’s threads to piss all over people, and often before they even know them. Going in all guns blazing every five seconds with total strangers on the net, that is what the word ‘keyboard warrior’ was invented for. It’s not a good look.
Levit...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) Hey kahless, hope all's good bb. Yeah the site is full of lucious chicks of lots of different nationalities, always a plus point I agree, and definitely got its fair share of black ladies. I think lots of the producers on here are busy producing so sometimes turn the chat feature off, it's a shame but understandable.	Levit...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) D-_MILDZ/ hi there. Well, don't agree regarding chips, I think the price is okay as is. But I do wish that the site had less limitations on standard stuff for non VIP members.
Levit...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) Hi my darlin justmeyall, unfortunetely the mods delete posts if they contain url's but i caught it b4 it went. Anyone who wants it can drop me or you a rude mail, hope that's okay hun xxx	justm...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) the amatuer stuff is what i really look for and on rude that's where it will be a fresh dose of it everytime i come back but now yhere different rules and fees...i understand people have to make a living and everyone wants to be rich.......but i just come back every now and then.i use other sites to load up my own personal stuff because the sites are totally free. dont get it twisted though rude rocks like a mutha especially u lev,daman',and a few others yall got this site to popping keep it up!!!!!!!!!! Click Here to Get This Comment! justmeyall
Tweety79	September 29, 2009 (Report It) I absolutely marvel and love the way we can interact with each other here at rude. Cams up, body and soul bared to the world, it is the most stimulating time in my life and I so enjoy the people and the shows. My biggest point of contention is two fold...1) I wish there would be more voyeurism in the rooms and live houses. Some simply sit with there legs spread and hoping everybody watches so they can be one of the top hotties. This includes the voyeur cams that are of a flower pot or a wall. 2) I hate with a passion thaat if I start a thread of any sort on the boards it will always be consumed by the moguls of the board....from pissy statements and reply's to going back to argue amongst themselves to make their posting numbers high. There are some posts that dont these ass clowns making comments simply to see there names on the boards. Thank you for the blog sweet Lev and I appreciate the openess and charm you always bring with them.....xoxoxoxo	kahle...	September 29, 2009 (Report It) I love all of the sexy black women on here. I hate that hardly anybody is online all the time.
D-_MILDZ	September 29, 2009 (Report It) they could make rude chips cheaper.....WAY cheaper

DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT PUSSY
8:07AM on June 04, 2009

Please describe your perfect poontang! Do you like small lips? big lips? massive chunky lips? meaty ones? slick ones? shaved? hairy? tight ones? loose ones? massive big fat clit? curly clit, teeny clit, pink inside? flesh colored inside? everything hanging out? gooey? neat tidy and tucked in? Anything u wanna say, I'd love to hear

Whether you love them, or own one yourself, please let me know your favourite type(s) I'm posting a pic of mine to set the scene, but this aint about me okay, I wanna know YOUR favourite type! xxxx

YOU CAN ALSO VISIT MY SPECIAL XXX GROUPS AT THESE LINKS
www.rude.com/Levityheaven/goto_website/
www.rude.com/Jezebel911/goto_website/

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Pinke...	December 26, 2010 (Report It) I like a nice pretty pink shave pussy	jayma...	July 10, 2010 (Report It) forgot to add wet moist lips
jayma...	July 10, 2010 (Report It) clean phat with a landing strip of pubic hair any size will do i just love pussy and the way it looks	domet...	July 10, 2010 (Report It) that reminds me, i once had a female with the longest pussy lips i had ever seen, a little intimidating but i worked with it and it was worth the trip. Once i got the lips all moist and ready i played with them by stroking my lips up and down against them, 1.2 and 3. This when the pussy starts talking to you, figuratively speaking. It was tricky not getting tangled up with my tongue and keeping my teeth out of the way, I don't believe in nibling or biting of any kind. I like learning about the pussy, introducing myself and getting better acquaintted, lol.
Harle...	July 10, 2010 (Report It) This is easy.... One that ones what the hell it's doing when it's on top.... lol	Levit...	September 18, 2009 (Report It) Well I guess I should say my preference at this point. I must admit I like the pussy little and cute, I don't mind hair or no hair but hair free or landing strip only makes it juicy and creamer to lick, so I'll go for that. Mind you, I say I got for little, cute and tight, but then again I had a friend who's pussy was quite sloppy with a massive bulging clit (and when i say massive, I mean huge!!), and I loved every bit of eating her out, so what can I say, I'm fickle when it comes to these things, but then s they say, variety is the spice of life.
MrRemeat	June 05, 2009 (Report It) Outside of being Captain Obvious and saying the pussy pic above, I'll say a pussy that its "neat"; "neat" meaning, the lips are proportioned, and not all over the place. They can be innies or outies, it doesnt matter, as long as it doesnt look like someone set a grenade off in the pussy. LOL. A clit thats, not too pronounced, but ample enough for me to get some maximum suckage on. Plus, I've always been a fan of hair, so a neatly trimmed (read: not bushy) kitty is ALWAYS cause for "lil man" to stand at FULL attention.	b2bad...	June 04, 2009 (Report It) I can sum your up your question in only a few words & b serious about it! I love a coochie that is made just like yours. Its just perfect, after you read my comment take a mirror and check out your coochie and you will see and I think a lot of men would agree that you my sweets have one of the best lookin pussy I have ever seen. Oh!!! I like yours shaved!! "smile" Hope to see you soon my sexy friend!
misse...	June 04, 2009 (Report It) even though i am a woman, i like to watch women too!!!....what i like nowadays is to see the clit be a pinkish color but the lips inside and out to be flesh colored then inside to be that pretty pink!!!!! i like them to be full and phat too.....like when it wet from fingering.....not streched out, but just wet and fully frontal....thats what i like to see it a pussy.....firmness....even if its small or just huge.....that's what i love to see....it makes me wanna feel....and taste too!!!!!......oh, and by the way, thank you for everything, levity....without your support i know i would not have gotten the vip at all....so i had to put something up just to be a good sport....i was shocked at the responses......cause i feel like i have some work to do to get back to my old self.......but rude people welcome sexy in all forms and shapes so im lucky to be here.....but also....about the puss....i like them clean shaven......but oiled or with some color to them....thats when you can really see how fat they are!!!!!hmmmm....im goin right now to look at yours.....mmmm.....	domet...	June 04, 2009 (Report It) i love most types, to me every pussy has a certain character, like a genie coming out of the lamp for the first time if you rub it right. i love oral sex so when doing it i know i've committed myself to learning about her pussy by fully satisfying it, heating it up and cooling it down by sometimes blowing on it to keep her from over heating while whispering to her how she should have warned me about the power of her pussy. Always moving in a circular motion clockwise and counterclockwise always keeping her guessing, the best mind game.
Tweety79	June 04, 2009 (Report It) I am very fond of a pussy with very delicate lips, almost pouty, a clit that swells with excitement and yes pink inside and out is nice! With just enough of a landing strip or trimmed neatly I am a way beyond excited. I have become highly fond of piercings in the vaginal area as it seems to highlight the lips...and they say it makes their clit's sensitive as hell. My all time favorite pussy is the one my face is in at the time and I provide full attention to detail as when you know what your eating or fucking real well the better to make pleasure for all involved!! Read My Lips!....please mmmmm

REALISTIC SEX DOLLS
11:16AM on December 30, 2008

At the end of 90's, realistic sex doll entered the sex toy market place. A realistic sex doll is a fully life size doll that looks and feels almost human, as near as damn it anyway. They are evolving too, and look and feel increasingly real as each year goes by.

They come in all shapes and sizes to suit your requirements and can be made to your specifications (at a prohibitive price admittedly!).
Say for instant you wanted dark skinned, curvy with fat breasts and massive round booty, tight welcoming butthole and bald pink vagina, no problem at all, here ya go, have fun! More petite for you Sir? With straight blonde hair, big blue eyes and pert round bosom - Voila!! take her home and do what pleases you. Madam, you want your handsome boy toy well ripped with a girthful 9 inch schlong, shaven bollocks and a moustache? Of course, here he is, treat him mean!!

The hands and legs are moveable so you can make any posture or sexual position with the doll, just like a real human. It is even thermostable so you can take a bath with it.

What is your view of these dolls gentlemen, and ladies? I find the idea quite appealing from an aesthetic point of view. I think it could look quite cool and horny in a video and such like. Having one as a companion instead of a girlfriend or boyfriend, well we are treading onto dodgy if interesting territory with that one. But honestly, is there any real harm in it, if that’s what floats your boat? I’m really not quite sure on the rights or wrongs I’ll be brutally frank about that.

AND WHAT ABOUT from a purely fun sexual gratification stand point - Could you???? Would you??? Own one??? Have sex with one?? – lets assume you could afford one which most of us couldn’t. Does the whole idea turn your stomach, does it turn you on (even just a little, alot?).

AND HOW ABOUT Is there any present or future danger you can enviage in the creation, increasing popularity and evolution of these objects? Your honest and frank views on this topic, or anything you might have to share on this, would be much appreciated.

P.S. I’ve looked hard and can locate hardly any good photos featuring black or BBW realistic sex dolls. If you can, please drop me a rude mail asap so I can include it in this Blog.

Many thanks for your input.
Levity xxx
the comments box is below

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Levit...	July 08, 2010 (Report It) Wouldn't we all OHIO :)	OHIOS...	November 16, 2009 (Report It) BLACK PUSSY HugeB((@@BS REALDOLLSNOT SHOWNwhen they should be showing on the REALDOLL.COM homepage-I would Looooove to see a 5 FOOT 9 tall BLACK 120 PPP BOOBS shaven pussy DOLL with painted eyeshadow and oldschool FULL AFRO
Levit...	September 18, 2009 (Report It) I have found some devilishly horny new pics of these dolls, I must remember to add them.	Levit...	April 27, 2009 (Report It) Hi Jazzy, heh heh, yes these ladies with the staring eyes come with detachable vagina's, and no doubt there may well be a detachable butthole too, so you can clean her all up nice when you're done with her. Those lovely Japanese think of everything :() x
Jazzy...	February 06, 2009 (Report It) WOW!!! i couldn't do it me....but honestly my first thought is how do you clean the female kind. I get that if you get a male doll you can easily wipe the dick off. But my concern is the ass of the man and the pussy and ass of the woman...you think it can cum apart so you can make sure you clean all in there the way it needs to be. But even if you could clean it...i couldn't do it	jokeer84	January 10, 2009 (Report It) Sex dools are lookin life like but i'd rather have the real thing
Queen...	January 06, 2009 (Report It) Thankz 4 sayin' so Levity... For those in the Buffalo-Toronto area, the world largest adult bookstore keeps dolls for men and women in stock!?! Juzta lil FYI... LOL ;D	White...	December 31, 2008 (Report It) I too saw the HBO special on these dolls and I think knowing how they got started to where they are now plays a big role in ones decision on how to use them. I think as time goes on and technology progresses, these dolls will be as common in some if not many homes as vibrators are. Once the interaction obstacles are met and programming to the users specifications are met, these dolls could replace alot things many of us don't want to mention or admit to. I think the only people who will really know how much of an impact these dolls do make on society would be Real Doll themselves. However Japan has there own line of dolls as well. So right now the real thing is ideal but if the real thing cannot be obtained (for various reasons) then there is always a real doll. If anything the doll can be a sub till the real thing comes into play. I say we go on to the website and see if they can make a Levity doll...lol
domet...	December 31, 2008 (Report It) not my cup of tea, it will never replace or be alternate for a real woman	Levit...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) Queen, I'm just off to bed now, but just let me say this before I reply properly, if there was a big beautiful rubber version of you, I'd be the very first customer!! Sorry :) xoxo
Queen...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) Masturbation via tool is an ancient as it gets... The real problem with dolls, toys, and other such instruments is how disconnecting to actual human touch and relationships.that it can be? To each their own. I've found the whole new age of sex dolls to be quite interesting from an artistic and technological aspect, but not enough to be a sexual issue to me. I've modeled for stautes, drawings, and paintings of me, but I don't know if I would want to see a big rubber version of me staring out from a box?!? LOL ...Butt hey, datz juz' me... :))	Stiff...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) We all know how we feel when a gal "just lays there" and doesn't utter a word, moan or gasp. It just defeats the purpose of getting a good bone down. A dog seldom chases a stationary, albeit scared person. but take flight and watch it literally lick its chops. A fully involved woman, moaning, groaning and gasping does a lot to boost a guys ego and make him reach "for the moon" so to say. It stokes our fire and makes us bring the 'A' game to the table packing a 'man' lunch! So as you can tell, I prefer my game live, participative and full of old fashioned vigor!
mrciv...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) Well Levi those some amazing toys that you have found right there. If they made a Levity doll I would be the first owner hehe. Well I think that dolls are ok although I would never own one just because they are expensive and alittle bit of a waste of money in my eyes. But I am not against them at all if people want to have them then I say more power to them. There is no harm in them at all I am just not up for one UNLESS it was made after you hehe. I will be excited to see what others think of this. Cheers sweetie.	CD_Nadia	December 30, 2008 (Report It) I would definetly like to try one... always been curious about how it feels, but that doesn't mean it can substitute a real person. There's so much more to sex then just rubbing your parts together, the psychological part is just as important to me and the dols can never give you that. We that said i'm sure they can be fun to play with ocasionally ^_^
luv2cum	December 30, 2008 (Report It) they don't turn me on at all. at least they are handy if you need to get into an carpool or an hov lane on the highway. but these dolls get more realistic year after year.	MissS...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) They are much better than the blow up dolls you have to admit. If you are into a chick thats just there and doesn't do anything. The real doll is for you. I'm sure it can help a lonely person. To each their own I say.
TheFr...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) I saw that real sex episode on HBO too. Not for the Pieman. But to each his/her own. I need that all to human feedback from my humanoid figures! LOL!	TAKICHI1	December 30, 2008 (Report It) that is pretty wild where can i get one?
sweet...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) I have seen a man doll on an HBO show and it look so real...but all you can do is ride but that is better than nothing...and they look cool to me hun	Tease...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) they look real but anyway i dont understand how they can turn a man ON ? ;)
WETnB...	December 30, 2008 (Report It) they look so real..omg!

THE CAMEL TOE
8:06PM on December 20, 2008

Cameltoe commonly occurs as a result of a lady wearing certain close fitting clothes with a tight central seam that divides her labia, thus making her pussy lips rather too apparent through normal clothing.

Have you noticed the odd camel toe whilst out and about your business? What do you think to yourself when you've noticed this. A turn on, a turn off? Horrible? You'd think it was the worse thing on gods earth the way they discribe it in the fashion mags and mags like HEAT.

My early experience of the camel was my old senior school teacher, she wore the tightest trousers in the known universe, and it's still imprinted on my brain to this day, her fat pussy bulging through her elastine fitted slacks. It certainly wasn't a turn on at the time, however, looking back.............. Thinking about it she might have a lot to answer for, given my current hobby (i.e. Rude)

Anyway, I digress. Do you love the camel toe? Perhaps you don't know what i'm talking about? But if you like it, or kinda like it Why? Any experience to share?

And why did they give it such a bloody aweful name?

comments box is bellow, thanks xx

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toeli...	December 22, 2008 (Report It) That's the Toe I'm talkin about!!!!	BushT...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Camel toes are great, a nice well-built woman wearing tight trousers - you cant tell me they dont know the effect that it has on us!
SexyC...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Here is the pic I added http://www.rude.com/pg/iNyol65Jq22	SexyC...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Lev, I just love the Camel Toe, in fact, I uploaded a pic of my favorite just for you I would guess it's because you can see so much, but yet there is still loads to see that captures me I have a person I work with once a week who wears the tightest track suit bottoms on earth, and she pulls them up so tight I can see the toe at the front, they go right up the crack of her ass......... oh I love working with her, Chris xx
grouc...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Sexy, Just Sexy!	Licka...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) TY Ma'wish i cud~~~ride dat Cameltoe~~~
Licka...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Ma uno i Luv a Good cameltoe,Daa_aam u got 1 a GR8 Cameltoe,ur panties Lo_ok like Bubble Gum,if so i'd chew dim up n' Blow ur Bubble 4 U it wud B my Pleasur2plzHer4U~~~n' do it again 4 my pleasur2plzHer4u n' my pure enjoyment~~~ i do mean enjoyment cuz it wud B~~~its beteer than food i can tell~~~	CD_Nadia	December 21, 2008 (Report It) It's a turn on as long as it doesn't get to overboard :-p giggles
steel...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Ok now I have a complete understanding of the true meaning onf the tterm "Camel Toe". The way you explained it along with the physical reasons why a woman might develop a camel toe helps me understand the true definition if the term. Yes I think we have all noticed this anomaly at some point. It can be a turn on as well as a cause of extreme embarrassment as it is like a light in a dark room that just pulls your eyes to it. My last experiance with camel toe was one day in a store a check out girl was talking to me and my eyes could not help but be drawn to that lovely canyon between her leggs. I mean it had to be the pretties camel toe I had ever seen. In fact all I can truely remember bout her was that camel toe and pretty blue green eyes.. smiles... Thing is I think she was trying to hit on me but I was so turned on and embarrased I had to just pick up my purchase and run out of the store. On the other had when looking at porn I get a little turned off by whats called camel toe. This is because I have a thing for nice lips with lots of folds. I dont want just a flushy mound with a slit, I want the folds, the hood with a nice size clit peeking out....ummmmm turning myself on as I type...lol Thanks for the true definition and physical characteristics and reason why it occurs. Now I have to write my own blog with a few more questions. Hugs and xoxoxo's to ya Steel	Furry...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) You are a great view at any position. Thanks from Furry Freak bro.
gilbe...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) As you can see Lev, the cameltoe rules :P	emoor...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Levity the Camel toe is beautiful. It allows us to use our Imagination. sort of seeing without seeing! EM
Levit...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) Thanks ALLl for the feedback! nystofmynd I like the way you summed it up, and docporno I agree entirely. There can be something kind of humorous about it when as nystofmynd says so elequently :) "There is no way a human being can be so oblivious to the fact that their genitals are protruding through their trousers." so funny a way to put it LOL. I think it can be sexy as hell but yes, in the right circumstances!	marco...	December 21, 2008 (Report It) hum a cameltoe may be sexy or totally ugly.. but i like yrs...kisses
TaQuilla	December 21, 2008 (Report It) All that matters is that we love yours! muah!	overhard	December 20, 2008 (Report It) Lev i just love a cameltoe, especially yours,but not everybody should show them!!!!
nysto...	December 20, 2008 (Report It) I have to agree with doc, the cameltoe is both sexy and humorous. There is no way a human being can be so oblivious to the fact that their genitals are protruding through their trousers. Having said that, it is a definitive expression of a person's sensuality, or lack thereof. On you Lev, it's a charm, peace.	Slut_...	December 20, 2008 (Report It) I'd have to agree with Civic on this one. It's not something that I consciously look for, it's not a fetish that I could have pictured being attractive. But looking at your picture, talking with NLM (the husband) about the look and the insinuation of it, I can see how it is an attractive quality when presented in the right view, as you have done. However, I can also agree with docporno, some women should have checked the mirror in 6 different angles before considering walking out of their doors!! Although, NLM says he even likes the name Camel Toe...so it's all up to the individual opinion.
domet...	December 20, 2008 (Report It) i love camel toe, it give one ideas on how to tame that pussy of it's wild ways, the women must get enjoyment out of it also because they would have to know that their making an impression.	docporno	December 20, 2008 (Report It) on the right ladies, they are lovely. on some, they are comical...and on a select few who should really look in the mirror before they leave the house, they are frightening lol
HEFRE...	December 20, 2008 (Report It) I love a nice camel toe print!! I love yours baby, and would lick and fuck it good too!!!! Dam I want you!	SDotd...	December 20, 2008 (Report It) I love 'em, especially if they are puffy.
mrciv...	December 20, 2008 (Report It) Levi that picture looks sooooo good there. Well I must say that camel toe looks very sexy I think if it is meant to be done. Kind of like what you doing above. But to see a girl just walking down the street like that well not so much. But all in all it is pretty hot and when the woman looks like you well then I must say it is a HUGE TURN ON. Love ya, MR C

QUESTIONS!
6:31PM on April 01, 2008

Hi there You. Thanks for dropping by. Some controversial questions I'd appreciate your views on. Complete honestly appreciated. I don't mind if you answer just one, a couple or all of the questions posed, but do answer. Please also Rate this and my other blogs (see the stars and list of my other blogs on the Left)
Thanks Levity

1) Farting in Booty videos. What is your true opinion on this!?

2) Water sports i.e. peeing! Yes or No?

3) What is completely off limits for me as far as you are concerned?

4) Interracial sex, do you have any issue with this?

5) Bisexuality, does it really exist...or are you either gay or straight? i.e is there always an overriding preference for one gender or the other?

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Hoodeeed	September 21, 2009 (Report It) Ima keep it real and say farting in a booty video is kinda weird. peeing is a no no.what of limits for me is my booty hole.Interracial sex is cool wit me.Bisexuality, u can call it what you want but to be real it just still gay.	jfnic...	August 15, 2009 (Report It) Hi Levity (1.) Dont like "Farting" (2.) Dont like "peeing" (3.) Off limits is animal sex and shittin,peeing and things there belong in the toilet.. (4.) No prob.. with interracial sex ... (5.) Yes Bisexuality exsist
Levit...	August 11, 2009 (Report It) Thanks so much for the feedback. It's really helpful to read your views on these things, and assists me alot. Much luv to all who posted. mwah xx	jack4926	August 11, 2009 (Report It) 1) Farting in Booty videos. What is your true opinion on this!? Farting No 2) Water sports i.e. peeing! Yes or No? No, Water Sports not my thing but it does not gross me out. 3) What is completely off limits for me as far as you are concerned? I do not think anything you do would turn me off of you but I may not be into that video/event. 4) Interracial sex, do you have any issue with this? The only race in sex should be HORNY! 5) Bisexuality, does it really exist...or are you either gay or straight? i.e is there always an overriding preference for one gender or the other? Yes, bisexuality exist in women but not in men.
SUMME...	August 10, 2009 (Report It) As far as question 5. I dont think it exists. I mean I have never been with a girl but i enjoy watching them. My boyfriend once wanted 2 try a threesome but he never found another girl. I think once u experience being with both genders u know which one u enjoy the most. maybe after i try it with a girl & stop fantisizing i will like girls 2. then i can really answer this. lol	paddy...	August 10, 2009 (Report It) 1) Farting in Booty videos. What is your true opinion on this!? no strong feeling either way. 2) Water sports i.e. peeing! Yes or No? yes. 3) What is completely off limits for me as far as you are concerned? anything Illegal. I wouldn't wanna see your ass arrested, but chained up? ........... 4) Interracial sex, do you have any issue with this? definitely not. 5) Bisexuality, does it really exist...or are you either gay or straight? i.e is there always an overriding preference for one gender or the other? not my scene, I don't feel qualified to comment. since I'm straight up hetero.
orgas...	August 10, 2009 (Report It) #1&2 is all about how its done i guess. it dosnt do anything for me but for sum a turn on. #4 who ever had a problem with it thats them hating and it not down to race its down to them wishing they can take his place. Long live Queen Levity and two fingers to the HATERS.	MR_ST...	August 09, 2009 (Report It) 1. For me, the farting is a total turn off. I don't want to hear you (Levity) do that in videos to be honest with you. I love to think of you as clean and fresh at all times. You know as well as I do that sex is more mental than physical. Levity is one of my favorites and I honestly don't want her to do it. 2. I love to watch ladies squirt, at least those that know how to make it look sexy. Oh heck, I even like to watch the ladies just plain ole peeing, lol. 3. Just stay away from blood and feces, yuk! 4. Don't have a problem with interracial sex. 5. I believe some people just like sex from both genders but only love one or the other. I'm a straight male, but I do like watching 2 ladies together, as do most. I can't deal with watching 2 men though, that's just disgusting to me.
Levit...	August 09, 2009 (Report It) Thanks for the feedback. Much appreciated. x	Suave...	August 08, 2009 (Report It) 1.farting?not sexy...2.peeing?don't understand why...4.interracial sex?why not?i personally love it...lol...5.not an expert on bisexuality...i guess its about people trying to find new experiences sexually
SexyC...	August 08, 2009 (Report It) 1, Farting is a no no, I would find it funny but it would distract from being turned on, 2, I don't watch watersports, but I have had a women pee on me, in fact, we were doing a 69 with her on top and she pee'd into my mouth, once in a while is fun, adds something but it's not something I would do often 3, If it's within Rudes guidleines there is nothing off limits for you, 4, I have been lucky enough to of had relationships with women of different colour, size, shape, nationailty. You name it, I have tried lol. Go for it, 5, For me it's only women, but for some they like both, good luck to them, If you had vids with men or women I would still be watching wink wink	photo...	August 08, 2009 (Report It) Farting is a no no....am not too big on peeing either, I do not see why that's sexy...interracial no issues at all, could be because i'm from Brooklyn NY and its all around me...and if a man has sex with another man, he's gay even if he does with women as well or animals, once you go man you are gay...a woman perhaps...off limits, any peeing, pooping, farting, animals or anything gay
GirlP...	August 07, 2009 (Report It) 1) Farting in Booty videos. What is your true opinion on this!? ....I hate hearing teh passing of gas period. 2) Water sports i.e. peeing! Yes or No?....Yes I think its kinda sexy. 3) What is completely off limits for me as far as you are concerned?....Nothing Love be as Rude as you want to be. 4) Interracial sex, do you have any issue with this?....No issues what so ever 5) Bisexuality, does it really exist...or are you either gay or straight? i.e is there always an overriding preference for one gender or the other?...Not all girls turn me on and not all boys trn me on so ther you go.	Levit...	April 13, 2008 (Report It) Hi there bigchuckoncam, thanks for contributing, and it definitely isn't too late, it's never to late :) Regarding your question as to why some bi women only want women, my guess is that some women only allow themselves to explore thier bi side after many years of supressing that urge, therefore when they finally summon the nerve to explore that side of themselves they go a bit crazy with it and women take a definite priority over men. But I've found seen sooner or later things would in most cases, revert to a more or less even keel.
bigch...	April 13, 2008 (Report It) Hey Levity! Hope I'm not too late to respond! The interracial sex thing as always been a taboo topic in the U.S.A. Believe it or not, in a couple of states it is still illegal (technically - check the local laws). I agree that farting is a turn-off, however for me, a woman peeing is actually very erotic. It doesn't have to be peeing on someone (not to crazy about that); but just peeing outdoors; desperation peeing; or just plain ole peeing in a toilet (again, it's watching a WOMAN pee!) Here's the question I have about the bisexuality issue: why do women who say claim they are bisexual (or "bi") only interested in women? doesn't that make you a lesbian? If a dude only wants other dudes, he's gay. Why doesn't the same apply for the women? I'm confused and hope someone can shed some light on this for me. bottom line as was mentioned, everybody is free to do their own thang in my humble opinion! Much love to Levity as always!!!	Roc_F...	April 05, 2008 (Report It) fartinb naw it would turn me off quickly.......peeing i would have to decline i dont get off on that at all........interracial doesnt bother me, i havent participated in it yet but would love too!!.......bisexual hmm me personally no, but if thats whats gets some people off then go for what you know, know hate or disrespect from me against anyone who chooses to be that way
Levit...	April 04, 2008 (Report It) Thank you very much for all your feed back, I have read with great interest all the comments, thanks so much for participating. The one good thing to see is that guys don't have any problem with interacial sex, that's great, as I wasn't sure what the deal with that is in the States. I did a Video Shout here once where there's my friend in the background, he's white, and likes to be dominated (i call him the gimp lol). I got a couple of very negative emails telling me that I 'sold out'. I needed to know whether this would be a general view, and I'm very glad to see it isn't. It's great to see the guys who responded generally haven't got an issue with bisexuality or being gay either. it seems the general view is 'whatever floats your boat' and that's my view too. The majority view is that farting is totally off limits, but funny thing, when I've seen fat arsed females shaking it and farting in vids, the reaction has been mayhem, people appeared to love it.( i'd put the link in but it apopears the vids got deleted in the Rude blitz. I guess maybe its an aquired taste. Same with peeing, most hate the idea, but those who like it looooove it big time. I don't have an issue with those who wanna do it, but it just seems a bit messy and stinky, I'm yet to be converted.	domet...	April 03, 2008 (Report It) 1. Farting in booty shaking videos, not my cup of tea, i say use the bathroom before you shake it. 2. Peeing video, not into it myself 3. what could be off limits for me would be relieving yourself on cam especialy on your partner, not my cup of tea 3. Have no problem with interracial sex, have participated in it myself, check my profile group pics 4. and yes i think bisexuality does exist, i'm not personally but i respect those who are, especially women, it's a turrrrnnn ooonnnn!
Pauli...	April 03, 2008 (Report It) 1) I've seen girls farting in Booty shakin videos. What is your true opinion on this! --- A fart is a fart & dat shit stinks, there's nothing sexy about that 2) Do you want see me do water sports i.e. peeing! --- I'll pass on the peeing, I only wanna c me pee 3) What is completely off limits as far as you are concerned? --- Whts completely off limits 4 me is my booty hole, homie dont play dat 4) Interracial sex, do you have any issue with this? --- I like pussy so as long as its wet than I'm ok with it 5) Bisexuality, does it really exist...or are you either gay or straight? i.e is there always an overriding preference for one gender or the other? --- I guess U can b bi, but I kinda think if Ur bi, then Ur not not gay, but thts ok 2, whtever floats Ur boat	Helen...	April 03, 2008 (Report It) Well, fartig may be natural but I dont want to have an audience, neither do I want my partner letting one go. Water sports is cool, Id love to see you piss your pants. Off limits - anything where anyone is forced into doing what they dont want to. Interracial ? what could anyone have an issue with ? Of course sexuality is a wide spectrum, hovering around the middle is best, one doesnt know which way to turn!!
paulb...	April 03, 2008 (Report It) ps question 3) anything to do with children is out of order, and rape.	paulb...	April 03, 2008 (Report It) 1)farting is a natural act,aint nothing wrong with it,it does damage to the body to try to hold it in. 2)Yes I would like to see that,if you dont mind. 3)nothing really. 4)nope I have no problem whatsoever with interacial relationships. 5)If bi-sexuality does it for you and its not rape then I say go for it.
Kingd...	April 03, 2008 (Report It) 2)a no on da water sports. U to sexy to b doing all dat. 3)shit um, something sexual with an animal, nasty. 4)I like it. All da colors of da rainbow. Its not a bad look. 5)i think both. Preference n some people just like it both ways u really cant fault a person fa' dat. hollaback Levity sexyass	Kingd...	April 03, 2008 (Report It) comeon man, farting n videos hah, shit dat aull' make the album go str8 aluminum dont nobody like dat, nothin sexy about it. hollaback number1Tone
Sun_Ghod	April 03, 2008 (Report It) i don't know lol..i only like women..only pussy for me	Sun_Ghod	April 03, 2008 (Report It) i'm totally for interracial sex..for those who aren't are suckers
Sun_Ghod	April 03, 2008 (Report It) what is completely off limits??hmmmm here's one murder lol jus kidding i don't know people fucking animals..and of course murder lol...	Sun_Ghod	April 03, 2008 (Report It) 2. i think you should do what you feel..if peeing gets you off then piss till your bladder runs dry lol..i personally rather watch you cum lol..but to each his or her own..
Sun_Ghod	April 03, 2008 (Report It) i think the farting is a 50/50 deal to me..i think its not good to do in booty shaking vids..however it is a naturally bodily function they're could be a few reasons why they fart..one reason might be that they're nervous i mean i would be lol.. so its a 50/50 deal	Levit...	April 02, 2008 (Report It) MissBlizz how lovely to see you. I'm always oggling your work too. Your body is absolutely stunning :)
Levit...	April 02, 2008 (Report It) Some really interesting responses.Thank you very much! #1 and #2 I brought up as I have had a number of requests for this type of thing over the last year from this and another website where I host two groups. Especially peeing. Does nothing for me sexually, so I was looking for a bit more feedback on what people thought. #3 For me off limits is anything illegal, anything else is fair game :), i'll consider it, and probably give it a try in the rigt circumstances. 4) I'm glad no negativity on this so far, as i've seen some in the past. 5) I'm not quite sure on this, which is why I asked. Does bi sexuality mean exactly same preference sexually towards men and women. And if it does mean that, isn't there always a major leaning towards one or the other, can it really be even-stephens?. Mmmm I'm still pondering this.	SpexB...	April 02, 2008 (Report It) 1) Its kinda sexy....!!!! oh yes. 2) wud luv 2 Lev...!! 3) As long as it hot,dirty as u like & a turn on, nothing off limits 4) No, not at all, my mrs is black, embrace the love....!! 5) Naa dont think it exists....... i believe its more curiousity........ Still lovin u and ur work Lev......... more more more, i say.... dirty as u like..!!! lol
DMVBa...	April 02, 2008 (Report It) 1) Yuckkkkk :( 2) Nope 3) hmm..nothing is completely off limits if it turns me on. 4) no issues @ all 5) i loveee men but i think girls are kinda sexy too. ahem girls in the dc area, holla at ya girl lol. ps lev u are so f'n sexy. ok now that i got all that off my chest lol i can go to bed.	jay75...	April 02, 2008 (Report It) 1,2, nope, 3anything illegal.4not a problem for me myself ebony.5???
HeelB...	April 01, 2008 (Report It) 1-2...I think its a big-turn off for me. But others might not; for instance, I like a nice thick ass and others like pancake-asses. Put your pee in the toilet sweetheart. 3...I love pussy, so a man trying to get his rocks off with me is a no-no 4...Fuck who you wanna, ya dig? If you have green skin and purple hair, that wouldn't stop me from smashing that ass! 5...I don't get down like that, but whatever floats the next man/woman's boat.	lisaleee	April 01, 2008 (Report It) #1- 2- 3-.. body waste is body waste,, all that comes from the is waste,, peeing shitting, vomit, sweat, spit, and yes farts. 4- never had white pussy,, could not say,, 5- yes,, either you get hard-up or you don't.. on/with both sex.
Cathe...	April 01, 2008 (Report It) #1 Does nothing for me #2 I'm not into water sports #3 Off limits? Anything illegal #4 I don't have any issues with interracial sex #5 I believe bisexuality does exsist, for sure!	blazea50	April 01, 2008 (Report It) 1)Im not into girls farting on the booty shaking vidz. Thats not a good look! 2) Nah 3) Off limits--animals, any human waste on a body is a no no unless its saliva lol. 4) No prob with the green on yellow sex 5) I couldnt tell you about that
domin...	April 01, 2008 (Report It) 1. nasty lol 2. sorry nope 3. anything involving peein or shittin 4. nope, i love it 5. i have no idea lol	Nikki...	April 01, 2008 (Report It) 1. not into chicks or guys for that matter farting. 2. not into peeing but every one has their thing 3. nothing is ever truely off limits,,, gotta try everything once. 4. Have sex with who ever turns you on, race has nothing to do with it... 5. Bi-Sexuality def excists, I think most women are very sexy and turn me on like crazy but could never give up the cock either!!! I find women are great friends and a ton of fun to play with but I prefur men for traditional relationships.