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domet...	May 13, 2010 (Report It) i love those stockings, making your legs look even sexier	Tweety79	January 28, 2010 (Report It) mmmm Tribbing sems to be a delight for you...it is for me to watch Nicely put together Levity xoxoxox
BushT...	January 13, 2010 (Report It) Your gifs are great, fantastic action with the toys. That yellow one looks a bit scary!

A TO Z OF FEMALE PRIVATE MOMENTS
8:40PM on April 18, 2008

THE A TO Z OF FEMALE MASTURBATION
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It seems to me that the lovely gentlemen here at Rude might learn a thing or two from this list, and the ladies might find couple new tricks too. This list is my own work, but with some references grabbed from the net. Clearly it's a non exhaustive and somewhat light hearted list ! Look and learn and let me know if you have any additions.

ASSHOLE
With her tight asshole packed with her favourite (slim or thick) vibrator, the simultaneous teasing and massaging of her now bulging love petal will always result in an extraordinarily intense and breathless outcome, she may even faint!

BANANA
A banana makes a cheap and natural dong. It is usually used to shove into her wet and hungry cunt. What better way to be at one with nature.

CLIT
Teasing her slippery wet clit with her right or left hand through up/down or left/right or circle movement of one or two fingers and applying little pressure, then increasing that pressure to orgasmic thrills. Most naughty girls have a favourite leg position i.e. wide spread, really tight together, or slightly open.

COMPUTER
Female can often get-off really nastily infront of thier computer due to:
1) Spontaneous' reaction to stimulating chat, pics or vids 2) Planned Action yeah the horny lady knew beforehand that she would like to masturbate and went hunting for stimulating content to get her pussy wet and hot. 3) Talked into Action: Some charmer online literally talked the knickers off her and she just couldnt help pleasing herself and giving that person a butt naked sex show into the bargain (lucky devil!).

DILDO
Fucking her nasty wet pussy with the dildo (usually shaped like a penis), often whilst stimulating her naughty clit with her other hand, until she busts one all over her damn self!

FEATHER
The tickling feather if used properly is only good for one masterbation session if that, so the lady needs to make the most of it. First the delicate whispy strands of the feather gently tease and excite her labia to wetness, eventually the feather stem and pointy end are used to stroke, tap and circle her bulging mound of joy, but soon enough the feather will fall to pieces as she furiously bashes it against her pussy in sheer frustration. Time to call in a fat cock to finish her off!!

FROGGY
Type of hands free masturbation where she sits like a "bullfrog" on a dildo or vibrator moving her hips up and down and/or forth and back while the sex toy stimulates that fiery pussy into waves of pure delight.

FROTTAGE
(or consensual frotteurism / dry humping) is generally a form of mutual masturbation when couple rubs up against one another, normally fully clothed, resulting in them both getting all worked up and over excited. Frot can be used as foreplay before fucking or frottage grinding can easily result in spine-tingling orgasms in and of itself.

HITTING THE BOTTLE (1)
Involving the use of a bottle to penetrate her open pussy and/or her asshole. The range can include every type of bottle: beer, wine, whisky, champagne whatever, the point is that bottle substitutes the function of a massive fuck-off dildo.

HITTING THE BOTTLE (2)
Getting blind drunk before masturbating furiously any which way she can to achieve her filthy hot orgasm(s).

LUBRICANTS
Sold in many varieties, lubes can be applied to many areas. The liquid love lotions, when rubbed onto a tender clit using two fingers moving in a circular motion, slowly at first, and then gaining momentum, will create a warming sensation that spreads from said tender clit to send pulsating waves of pleasure throughout her entire body, indeed her entire being!!
Covering her whole body till it is dripping in slippery oils encourages access to her most intimate places and is proven to produce erotic arousal at it purest and most mesmerising.

MIRROR
Some females experience absolutely intense additional stimulating effects when watching themselves in a mirror during their masturbation sessions.

MISSIONARY
Missionary Masturbation simulates the missionary position. She lies flat on the bed with her legs spread wide. Quite often the feet are pushed against the back wall of the bed to give better support and increase the intense sensation.

MOBILE
Mobile Masturbation: One handed spontaneous wanking whilst operating a car; or being driven around by a friend whilst masturbating that pussy as the said friend tries to keep thier eyes on the road and hands on the steering wheel. Not for the faint hearted.

NIPPLE
Masturbation using both of her hands only on her bouncy breasts and nipples. Believe it or not, many women can orgasm through breast stimulation alone.

PANIC
A rare but interesting phenomenon where a women gets so terribly worked up in a completely non sex related but stressful situation, that she actually spontaneously orgasms. Often the best orgasm she ever had too.

PERIOD
Women can get terrible horny during their monthly cycle, and as sex with a partner is often out of the question, she is forced to get her fingers dirty, the filthy girl!!

PILLOW
She double folds a soft pillow and put her pussy on it, then rubs her clit on it to get that orgasm she so desperately needs. Sometimes she leaves wet stains on that pillow with her tasty wet love juices.

SELF LICKING
If her tities are fat enough, females can excite themselves greatly by licking and sucking on her own juicy nipples. Unfortunately, and to our ever lasting regret, a female being able to lick her own pussy would require extraordinarily acrobatic capabilities and can only be achieved by one in four million women, darn it!

THONG
Lying flat on her back she pulls the tiny thong string up inside her pussy lips then grinds and works it against her clit and vagina until it is literally thick with her own cream, a delicious culminatory peak is never far behind.

TRIBBING
Masturbation technique in which a woman straddles/grinds her throbbing wet citreous against an inanimate object such as a bolster, cushion, inoccent doe eyed teddy bear or her partners thigh, ass, stomach or face in order to work herself up to a blistering climax.

VIBRATOR
Holding or rubbing that mechanical devil, the naughty vibrations against her throbbing pussy mound and up inside her screaming wet hole, sends her head into orbit and she often busts it good, over and over and over again.

WATER
Masturbation using fast streaming or bubbling warm water from a showerhead, a faucet, or in a whirlpools or Jacuzzi can truly stimulating her juices. The impact of that wanton water jet can make her loose herself in her watery heaven and care not a jot that she is at the local spa and someone might notice her heavy breathing and her cum face.

WAITING FOR IGNOR (WfI)
Masturbating while in WfI-position (a kind of doggie position). It is said that most ladies who masturbate in the WfI position fantasize about having sex with Igor (yes Igor!), thus reaching a much higher level of orgasmic sensation.

Now please think hard for me ,,,what hasn't yet been included in this naughty forbiden list?

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misse...	July 05, 2009 (Report It) levity, this is my favorite blog of all times.....lolololol. i love it and really between you and doc you all hit the whole alphabet twice!!!! even i for igor......thinkin about him to turn you on is the mark of a true perv!!!....PERVS ROCK!!!!!	Cujo_III	December 30, 2008 (Report It) E: for "Exhibitionistic Masturbation" When U just Love being watched while masturbating. And V: for "Voyueristic Masturbation" When U love watching orthers while masturbating.
Chest...	September 22, 2008 (Report It) B- Bondage - some girls get very excited by tying up breasts, clamping the nipples and the use of ropes pulling tight on their pussy or boobs. M - massage a sensual massage by their partner can cause arousal if you use the right oils - and the right pressure points but care should be taken as some oils can be contradictory to illnesses or skin allergies. Certain oils are aphrodiacs as in lubes. F - Food - not only bananas as mentioned but cucumbers, carrots, celery and also the use of things like chocolate sauce and cream, massaged into the breasts stomach etc Messy but fun Great blog Levity - informative and well written xx	docporno	April 21, 2008 (Report It) e is for erotica which feeds the mind and leads the hands, i is for intensity (which masturbation should always have), j is for the joy it brings, k is for kneel (when u do it on your knees), O is for the ultimate result if all goes well, Q is for quab (quiver or throb), R is for ravenous (which often leads to masturbation), u is for unreal (when its working at its best), x is for xenomania ( inordinate attachment to foreign things...like bottles, feathers and teddy bears), Y is for y i dont get to see this in action in the flesh and z is for zoiks (which is the reaction u should have at the end) - - - - - - and d is for doc (who should be in your thoughts when u do it)
Kingd...	April 20, 2008 (Report It) And I um also used mess with dis one chick, she used to use my erect penis and rub it around on her ladylips. It used 2 b funny cause she didn't want me 2 interfer with what she was gettn' done what so ever. It worked doe, she used to cumm allover my dick. I dont know if its quite masterbation or maybe it is, but its sure not sex. My dick would still b rockhard after. Get on you later on Levity. Much love Levity-Tone	Kingd...	April 20, 2008 (Report It) how about when a female pulls them panties, thongs, all up n against her womaness. Tuggn' at them panties till your moistness overflows into orgasicm pleasure. that might count as grindn/tribbaning too, what u think Levity baby. let me know. THinkn' bout u Tone.
Helen...	April 19, 2008 (Report It) G is for groin, the bit we play with (or lady-Garden), I for insertion of toys, R for rubbing, X for x-rated fun	lisaleee	April 19, 2008 (Report It) uh, try a cock for a change.
Mizbe...	April 19, 2008 (Report It) Great post!! I actually never heard of the word tribbing until I read your post. I heard of the technique but didn't know that's what it is called.	domet...	April 19, 2008 (Report It) hmm...speaking as a man there are a few i never knew about, one you didn't mention i once had a gf who loved grinding on my ass, i was never interested in taking a dildo but i would get turned on letting her have her way
BJMature	April 19, 2008 (Report It) And I have to say, Trin, that I in no way intended my comment to be for EVERYONE so feel free to ignore or take a bath! lol	Trini...	April 18, 2008 (Report It) great post lev.. other than the "c" word in the begin... I have to say BJ.. not all people like warming lotions or lube.. I hate it.. same with the tickly lotions.. drives me nuts (not a good one either) to the point I have to take a bath to get it off My fav on the list is tribbing.. I love it! Something so hot and sexy about rubbing your puss on anything and everything! mmmm!
BJMature	April 18, 2008 (Report It) Lubricants - sold in many varieties, and can be applied to many areas, however the liquid love lotions, when rubbed onto a tender clit using 2 fingers moving in a circular motion, slowly at first, and then gaining momentum, will create a warming sensation that spreads from said tender clit and sends pulsating waves of pleasure throughout the entire body.	Sun_Ghod	April 18, 2008 (Report It) thats is a nice list of things you have there mommi..i was wondering just out of curiousity...could you masterbate with a large feather?..with it gently tickling your clit..could that result in orgasm too?..its worth trying out..or i was thinking a cell phone but that will be under vibrations wouldn't it?..i'll keep thinking of more things..love you mommi xtra xtra sweet kisses
DaDdY...	April 18, 2008 (Report It) That was a very informative and quit amusing post Lev..I will have to think if you missed any I know of and get back to you..Kisses