Blogs > Levityheaven'sRudeBlog!Esoteric Bootylicious London Ladynextdoor LEVITYHEAVEN gives you a peek behind closed doors. Ever wondered just what that nice lady in your street really has going on?? Now you'll know! Enjoy her working that phat naked ass, those juicy tits and that tight wet brown pussy...and now her day to day adventures, her fantasies, her thoughts, her down time, her up time and her inspiration. Cum with me.
i use to raise my ass up a little to really get her off good,
she would cum so hard leaving my ass all wet. after getting her off she would happily give me her big, brown ass in return, riding her, letting her feel my thickness deep in her ass and pussy, exchanging naughty comments and sly grins of pleasure. A hot time for all!
oh Lev, i loved it!! I remember years ago i had a girlfriend who love to grind against my naked ass to begin our love making. I love how she would use me to get herself off,
such a turn on.
Lovely Sexy Levity, what a lovely tease you are, would so love to squeeze your lovely mellons so much but would lovely to squeeze that lovely bum of yours while licking that lovely sweet spot of yours so good. Kisses and Licks for you, you Lovely Sexy Lady
Wowzer Lev!! Your mellons are looking juicy as ever. Love the ones with your top struggling to hold them in. More please hehe :)
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FACE SITTING / QUEENING 5:35AM on December 22, 2011
Urban Dictionary definition of Facesitting Also known as queening, Facesitting is a sexual practice in
which one partner sits on or over the other's face, typically to
allow or force oral-genital or oral-anal contact, or to further
ass worship or body worship. In this case (below (click) the variation
is to strap a latex phalic object to his head and fuck that,
kinda killing two birds with one stone. Questions
a) Have you ever indulged in the facesitting practice?
b) Does it or does it not do anything for you (viewing or indulging)?
c) Any positioning preferences (from the back, front, upside down?
Any feedback at all would be much appreciated.
To answer your questions A) Yes, ya kno' dat I an into "queening" LOL ;) B) I enjoy watching particularly when the woman has a gr8 azz, butt I enjoy indulging even more!!! C) The position isn't azz important azz the oral technique of the person servicing me,,, Butt hey, datz juz' me!!! ;)
Lovely Levity, must say I like having a nice sweet tasting wet pussy sitting on my face love being able to enjoy my tongue going nice and deep into a lovely pussy like yours but really love licking the clit good too till a Sexy Lady tingles so nice. Kisses to you Lovely Sexy Levity
I love having my face sat on but never did it in a mask. It was always the pussy on my moustache type but always a big turn on. I prefer to have her sitting so she has easy access to my cock and balls just for selfish reasons of course lol.
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INDIAN SUMMER 6:16AM on October 03, 2011
Well it's October and I cannot believe the weather here. Brilliant warm sunshine. Like, that's totally unheard of for October over here! Normally by the first week of September it's drizzly and cold. I'm really lapping it up whilst it lasts.
Glad you enjoyed your summer Lev. And your garden looks lovely. May I hint at another photo shot perhaps?? It might be cute to see you in the snow.. You know a snow angel hehehe. I know you don't like the cold but I bet it would look hot. Kisses Lev!!
imn2deep I like your "Ol' Man Winter" description of the hell that is the freezing weather season. Maybe if I think of it as a kind but grumpy old gentleman it'll be easier to tolerate. lol yeah right, but I'll give that a try anyhow :) it might just work!
yes LEVI!! Ilove Indian Summer and I even fired up the grill and had a few brews. And since i live in Indiana, I know we won't have long til Ol' Man Winter comes for his vacation!!LOL
Hi Bush. Yeah what a bummer, since the glorious weekend of last week, the temperature has taken a distinct turn for the worse. Still warmer than previous octobers though.
Tweety, omg snow already, wow, the weather is going a bit haywire all over it seems. Like you say though, probably a blip. Over here it is still nice, though not quite as hot as at the weekend.
Hi Jay, lol that's not my back yard, its down by the lake, it is lovely and clean and beautiful though like you say. Appart from the seaside, its the perfect place to be on a hot day.
Lovely Levity yes it is great having such hot weather for October here, and glad that you made the most of it, and you dressed so nice and look so good, Kisses
Well livin' in Tx,. itz srill in the 90z and the leavez juz' turn in2 tumbleweedz... It did rain once last week, but after a cup of coffee, dat dried up what wuz left... LOL Of course, your vid klip made mi alil wet, butt datz annudda story... LOL Itz so dry here, we may hafta use ol' skin flakes 4 snow?!? LMAO ;)
mmmm Lapping it up sounds good to me Lev! I am glad the summer weather has extended itself to you but alas here in the state I live in about 100 miles south of here they got 4 inches of snow on October 2 and they opened the ski resort. LOL I believe we will have an Indian summer also and that snow was just a glitch as they say. Kewl hon xoxo
Lovely Levity, looks like you had some good hard fun, you rode him nice too and he spread your legs so good before giving you a nice hard treat. Kisses to you
Did you break him mamas ???
I know he had to put in some serious work....
I guess if he earned it it's ok...
Lovely as always !!!
Smooches,
Nilou Achtland
it looks like he gave you the fuck of your life!! i can't wait to purchase this one.
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MASSEUSE GONE WILD 12:46PM on August 09, 2011
MASSEUSE GONE WILD ~ ROLE PLAY Ever had a massage? Did it have a happy ending?! In this scene I'm the kinky massage therapist giving his body a good working over and oiling up, not long till I work myself into a hot mess rubbing his smooth naked body, so much so I eventually have to remove my moist panties, after that only a matter of time till Im sliding up and down him, grinding on him, then he impales my steamy love hole with his rock hard DICK, and loudly busts two dirty phat nuts right up my hot wet snatch, dont worry though, I got mine too and came all over him, yes he worked up this juicy pussy to a messy squelshy cumlicious climax!!
I say when things get back Roll up and when you Pull it meaning en hell it say Fuck it....
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CAN SQUIRTING BE TAUGHT? 12:57PM on July 17, 2011
Can squirting be taught? What do you think? Yes or No?
Last night he told me he can teach me to squirt. Well he definitely knows how to lick this pussy right, he kisses expertly and intensely too. And his dick is rock hard and ever ready, so it would appear, it's like a thick rod jutting out so proud. I met him a month ago or so. We keep bumping into each other on the scene. But I had my first private experience with him only last night though we have dabbled a little before this. This time we slipped away and got more down to business,. Not the full shebang as it was at a party, and people will keep poking their head round the door at these events to take a look. Privacy was not the order of the day so it was a quickish thrill but none the less exciting for it.
Hes much taller than me, which I like, and very handsome. with a solid hard body, though I didnt get to see him fully naked,. But all that will change soon, well I hope. When he licked my open pussy he got his whole face in there, smothered himself in me, he loved the wetness, he tells me the nastier it is the better he likes it, and indeed the harder I grinded down on his face, the more turned on he got. Good for me, cause you know how I love to grind this slutty minge till I bust my sweet lady O. Yeah, it's nice.
Like I said though, no time for the full glory here, though a taste and a tease is never a bad thing right!? But back to the subject at hand, he reckons that given time, he can definitely get me to squirt, he claims he has the expertise and has a list of reformed non squirters as long as your arm that he transformed into squirters and gushers with those there expert fingers. How did he learn to do this I asked? Research and practice he said! Hmmmmm.
He tells me that any woman can squirt, and that the fluid is there just waiting to come out and he can feel the fluid there inside me so there is no doubt. I've heard that story before mind you, and I'm still sceptical, my view has always tended to be you either squirt or you don't, and when it's been tried before on me it gets to a point and then it's like stop drilling for gold there fella, I dont find it pleasant. But never say never is my moto. Im waiting to be transformed. Don't hold your breath :), but heck, lets do this. Ill update if and when.
Too busy fucking him to actually do the squirt experiment...yet, but hope there will be more to update on that front soon dearest Taquilla, nice to see you lovely xxx
You know I have heard women here at Rude talking bout this and even some women say that after conversating with another they were able to squirt. I dont think a man can teach a woman how. They say no one knows a womans body like another woman. So with that in mind and what Ive over heard I think maby a girl can provide another girl with little tips but what do I know Im a guy lol
This is an interesting topic because I wonder what are the tools and tricks to exercise toward getting a woman to squirt. I figure it is behind the erotic use of finger thrust and clit stimulation. I can't wait to hear what your input and experience to come on display. Keep us posted.
Lovely Levity do not know if squirting can be taught but hope you have some good sexy fun finding out you Lovely Sexy Lady, would love seeing you squirting. Kisses to you
LOL MrC and Cujo, yes do not fret *giggle* i will be experimenting on camera, so that if the illusive squirt occures, they'll be firm uniquivical evidence of fact :) After all thse years I aint gonna let that one escape the lense if inded I manage, lord no. Curse the thought! :()
If you have the will to learn, its learnable.
If you have the skills to teach, its teachable. The only concern thee "I" have is.. do you posses the timing to catch your 'Very First Squirt' on cam!? Ms Lev? Lustful spontaneity has ruined many classic (Damned I wish I'd a caught dat on film) moments. So, with that said... Thee "I" ForBID you from any sexual activities without your cam being on... until said squirt has happened. And "I" do believe the masses will agree when "I" say: "And So Sayeth the Rude Community." Oh yea... The eyes of the many await.
All I can say is you better get that on camera if it happens.. I been long waiting the day to see this happen. I can remember all the people asking you if you can and I can hope to see it some day. To me I am not a crazy fan of squiting I more like it to get wet or creamy not spray me down LOL. Either way Lev, your sexy as hell and thats all that matters :D
hell yea squirting can be learned. i bought a few books for myself and used them. i used the teachings on my wife and she squirted all over ther bed. i loving the new life of my wife being a squirter
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I NEED TO CUM 5:56AM on July 16, 2011
As I lie here on my bed, my naked boobs are feeling very plump and firm when I squeeze them, and my pussy is feeling ever so excited. Hubby is out right now so I have time to myself and with no one around I simply must make myself cum. Its so nasty getting freaky all by myself I cant help it. I simply must satisfy my pervish urges and make this sweet pussy climax. I lie back and peal off my panties to reveal my ripe wet vagina lips, my love petal is aching with the tension of anticipation of the filthy orgasm to come. I massage my plump round boobies and reach for my vibrator, the expression on my face lets you know how horny I truly am. As I switch the toy on my clit twitches wantonly, I need to cum so so so badly...
Will you help me cum? Levity
I'm on live WEBCAM periodically so look out for me and come say hi. Details below:
If you say ripe wet vagina lips i get horny as hell!! Sure i would help you, taste you and suck on your toes hehe but dont know what hubby thinks about that Kisses
poor baby, it would be my esteemed pleasure to make you cum over and over Lev.
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EXTREME FUCK POV CLOSE-UP 5:39AM on July 06, 2011
HAVE YOU GOT A LIKING FOR THE POV STYLE VIDEO? Good points? Bad Points?
I shot this example end of last month, I handed over control for this one and he took it with relish O_O. A nasty hot fuck with Master Vince, a very dominant alpha male, such a huge smooth pure dick he has too. Sucked it good while my friend filmed and got a spanking too for being a very bad girl, then for the EXTREME filming of the POV fuck, climbed aboard and rode that huge truncheon rough and ragged, the girth of it filled me up right, for real(!) split my pussy well and good. This vid (over 20 minutes) is very raw and nasty indeed, and includes many intimate shots of this juicy pussy hole being hammered hard by that buff taught steaming cock, POV style! CLICK THE PICS TO WATCH THE VIDEO or visit this LINK.
LOL, well Carib (flatterer :() thanks! x but POV aint to everyones taste - see what Harley says below. Me, i like the POV but i like it best when the camera pans out too, so that part of the time I can see the POV in the context of the wider view. The footage above was a bit different for me as we had a lamp pointing strategically, so made those closer shots even more explicit, Vince's idea. Turned out to be a good one.
I'm not into the POV thing....I'm more of a position guy. I just wanna see the positions in full view....that POV stuff is only good for the guy that's recording it at that time...
SHAMELESS LOVING LUST
I was searching online today to find some inspiring words about love, lust and sex. I came across something beautiful at http://www.wordsofseduction.com and simply had to share. I think these words capture the essence of love, sex and lust really well. What do you think?
EROTIC WORDS Beneath the studied calm of my external appearance I have become a seething cauldron of lust for you. On the inside I spin and cavort, imagining your beautiful self tangled in the grasp of my insatiable desire - wantonly splayed to accept the eager worship of my mouth everywhere on your body, but most especially on the prominent wetness of your exquisite and engorged sex. Visions shameless, raw - sucking you to a thrashing crescendo, fucking you standing and bent over, sitting astride me, lying beneath me, held suspended.
I want to kiss your eyes, your lips, your neck and your belly. I want to take you in my mouth and tease you with my tongue, my lips and my teeth until I am in a frenzy to mount you, to have you inside me thrusting deeply, bruising my pelvis and crushing me in your embrace. I want to join my body, my mind, my spirit and my heart with yours. I want you...
The lingering fragment of these dreams is keeping me distracted. We are lying down together - you on your back and me on my side, my head resting on your shoulder and my hand between your legs massaging you gently.
How I wish you were teasing my breasts and belly with your wonderful kisses. I love the way your mouth makes me wriggle and squirm, makes me impatient to finally feel your sweet tongue thrusting and sliding into the welcoming wetness between my legs.
Except that you are so smart, funny, creative, warm, empathetic, athletic and beautiful, I can't think why I admire you so much. Maybe it has something to do with your talent for fucking me like I've never been fucked before...
Carib, yeah when i read the piece I found it very unique and just felt it captures what it is like to be totally in love and in lust at the same time, unashamably caught up in those emotions. It's beautiful. I'm so glad you took from it what I did.
I know this will soun cliche by there is nothing better when there is love and lust, to me love is trust, it forms
a bond between to people where they can be lustful and erotic without any judgement afterwards.
It's beautiful when you can fulfill a mate's fantasy.
Ahh lev, I see what's going on here. You're hitting on me lol. Really though that piece was magnificent. I think that's the way every man wants his woman to feel like when he's not there, not trying to come off as one who like to control, I can see how my word might be misconstrued. Shameless Loving Lust are the right words for this. to completely surrender ones emotions and feelings can be a beautiful even if it's not mutual, you know. Love lust sex is all embodied in this piece and the feelings, needs and urges expressed in it ~ Much Love
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BUTT AUGMENTATION SURGERY 7:30PM on April 25, 2011
Given that focus on the butt is still so massive in the adult industry, I thought butt implants might be a good topic for a Blog. You know what its like, the ever increasing search for perfection. The media, and maybe porn itself, possibly has something to answer for in making us feel at times unnecessarily inadequate. You would have thought that
moving from the boyish figure favored years ago to the more rounded (junk in the trunk) shape in vogue now would be a positive progression for many women. Over here particularly in the past most girls were conditioned to worry unmercifully if their butt was too big, thankfully thats not to any great degree the case now. However with huge rise of butt augmentation in recent years, have we just created another set of expectations, that women feel that they have to live up to, regardless of our natural shape?
But this aside I was curious on what the procedure entailed and how safe, sturdy, effective and authentic feeling it actually was. There is, of course, lots out there on breasts implants, but what would be the info on derriere transformation? I trawled the net to see what the pros and cons of surgery are, and actually found few articles that weren't simply advertisements. And of course the horror stories, which I won't include here, though feel free to. However this article, taken from http://answers.yahoo.com, I felt was particularly informative and spelled out some of the benefits and dangers, so am sharing here as maybe a talking point, or at the very least, an informative piece (I hope) *though please do not view this blog as medical advice, this should be sought directly from your own physician before undertaking anything of this kind. I've added some surgery pic results for interest. Any thought, opinion or even experience you have on these procedures (personally or second party), or even thumbs up or thumbs down, would be interesting to hear.
Butt Augmentation
Butt augmentation is a cosmetic surgical procedure to add fullness and roundness to the buttocks. Your butt can be augmented in either of two ways, by injecting fat taken from elsewhere in your body (fat grafting procedure), or by inserting synthetic implants. You can also have a buttock lift, which is a surgical procedure that removes excess skin and fat and reshapes the buttocks.
There are many reasons why people turn to buttock augmentation. Curves are in, and many people inspired by looks of celebrities want to achieve that perfect Jennifer Lopez butt look. Some people believe that their derriere is not becoming to them. They feel that it is flat or lacks prominence. A flat butt on either a man or a woman can make clothing appear to be ill-fitted and can detract from an otherwise excellent silhouette. For other people, weight loss or age has left them with a sagging derriere.
In either case, buttock enhancement surgery which can take the form of fat injections, butt implants or a buttock lift can give you the silhouette you have always wanted. Improving or correcting a perceived physical flaw can give you a lift in both self-esteem and self-confidence.
However, no type of cosmetic surgery should be entered into without great thought. All surgery carries some risk, and butt implants and butt lifts are major surgery. The muscles and tendons of your buttocks and lower back take part in almost every action you do. Each time you stand up or sit down or turn your torso, the muscles of your buttocks and lower back move. Even standing still, your buttocks (along with the muscles of your abdomen and back) are making slight adjustments at all times to keep you standing upright. And let us not forget sitting. As you sit, all your weight rests on your buttocks and upper thighs. Your reshaped derriere must be able to bear the weight that is resting on your butt when you sit.
Recovery from buttock augmentation is difficult. Although you can go home the same day as your buttock lift or butt implant surgery, you will not be able to stay home alone. You will need to have someone stay with you for at least a day and perhaps longer to help you in getting up, cleaning yourself, getting meals for you, and other activities. You will need to walk around and move gently in the day or two after your surgery, but for the most part, you will be lying on your stomach as you recover.
Buttock Augmentation Procedures
Brazilian butt lift or butt injections The most famous type of shape-modifying injections to the bottom is the Brazilian Butt Lift; although the procedure is also called fat injections, fat transfer, or fat grafting. It usually consists of a combination of liposuction around the buttocks and many injections of fat into the buttocks. The fat is your own fat that was harvested by liposuction from either around your buttocks or from your abdomen or elsewhere. This fat is then processed and purified before it is reinjected. Depending on the amount of augmentation needed, you may need to undergo a great deal of injections, which are made at various sites and depths in your buttocks.
The body may reabsorb some of this transferred fat, but most surgeons say that most of the fat will remain if it was processed correctly, and that the results will be lasting. There is swelling after the procedure, and the full results may not be clearly seen until after the swelling goes down in 1 to 3 months.
Butt implants Butt implants are augmentations done by inserting a silicone implant into each buttock. This type of cosmetic surgery is growing in popularity. Butt implants are solid silicone implants that can be inserted either under the gluteus muscles or under the skin and fascia (muscle sheath) to create a rounded, more prominent butt. They are generally placed in the top half of each buttock, so that you do not sit directly on them. Silicone butt implants are solid. They cannot leak or rupture like breast implants, which are silicone sacks filled with either saline or silicone gel. The implants come in several shapes and sizes and can also be custom-made. Although butt implants, unlike silicone breast implants, cannot rupture, they can move out of place due to scarring or trauma. If an implant is displaced, your butt is going to look asymmetrical until the problem is corrected, which is done surgically. Most butt implants are inserted through a short incision in the crease between your buttocks. Both implants can be inserted through the same incision. Because of the proximity of the incision to the anus, infection is a serious concern. Other sites for the incisions are in the crease under each buttock (the gluteal crease) or, rarely, above the buttock. Scars after butt implants will be visible with either of these incisions, although scars should be hidden in the gluteal crease after healing. Some cosmetic surgeons prefer to use butt implants only on people who do not have enough body fat for butt enhancement with fat injections.
Buttock lift A buttock lift is a surgical procedure to remove excess fat and skin on the buttocks and reshape them into a more aesthetically pleasing form. A buttock lift is major surgery. An incision is made about where the lower back and upper buttocks meet, and skin and fat are removed. The skin of the buttocks is then lifted upward, and the incision is closed. Depending on how much fat and skin must be removed, the incision may reach around the hips. This incision will be hidden by clothing, including a bathing suit bottom, but will be visible when naked. This type of butt lift surgical procedure may be especially beneficial after a large weight loss, such as that seen after weight-loss surgery such as stomach-stapling. It can be combined with a tummy tuck and a thigh lift into a procedure that is also called a body lift, or it can be combined with liposuction.
Thanks for all the great comments. And for those who was worried, I wasn't planning surgery, i'm far too squeemish for surgery unless it was something really bothering me loads.Helen you asked if I know any porn stars who have had it done, well I don't know if she has or not but there is lots of depate on the net about Pebblez Da Model, I'm a definitely a fan whether she's had it or not. Google her, a magnificent posterior, when i first saw it my eyes nearly oppoed out of my head :) xx
well having read about the different procedures none seem great the butt injections seem painful the shapes may be okay but you seem to be able to tell that surgery has taken place so not that great is it that are my thoughts, but you do not need to worry your butt is great. Kisses
WELL DEARHEART, I THINK THAT IF UR LOVER DOESN'T LIKE WHAT U ALREADY HAVE THEN CHANGE LOVERS!! lol BUTT SERIOUSLY, IF IT HELPS LIFT THE PERSONS SELF ESTEEM THEN DO WHAT U MUST TO FEEL GOOD. BUT IF DONE WRONG, THERE COULD BE SERIOUS HEALTH RISK. U ALREADY HAVE A LOVELY ASS LEVI!! LEAVE UR BOOTY ASS IS!! lol
I see surgery as a last resort if you are really unhappy with your body, most of us try to make the best of what we have been given. However, if you see your career being based on your looks, then surgery could be seen as an investment. But as you say, there are horror stories. The bum certainly seems to be the the focal point nowadays. Do you know of any porn stars who have had a bum enhancement?
WoW that was very intersting info! Thank you Baby! ; )
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DATING CONVERSATION STARTERS! 12:10PM on April 08, 2011
I found this list at searchwarp, it is apparently the top 100 dating conversation starters (written by TJ Smith). Thought it might be interesting to share it here.
My view is that although having a set first date formula is probably not to be recommended, I dont think having some stock topics of conversation (like this), to fall back on if things are maybe a bit shy and awkward at first, can be a bad thing. Or can it?! What do you think? Is this list any good in your opinion? Not organic enough in your view if you have to draw on something like this? Bit intrusive? Too bland?? I think, hmmm, it's a pretty good list, though as the author stresses, anything someone doesnt want to discuss, never push it.
Lastly, apart from your sparkling demeanour and wit (of course! goes without saying) have YOU yourself got any tip top topics to get into with your first date, that tend to help the evening go with a ..errr..bang? Or indeed, any no go areas? Be as brief as you like but I'd love to get a lil feedback, or even a thumbs up or thumbs down. Levity
100 Dating Conversation Starters
1. What was your best job?
2. What were your worst jobs?
3. Tell me all the places you worked
4. Tell me about your best friend
5. Tell me about your family
6. Tell me about your relatives
7. What was your first car?
8. Favorite movie star?
9. Favorite entertainer?
10. Favorite song?
11. What were your life changing moments?
12. First girlfriend/boyfriend?
13. First kiss?
14. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?
15. Have you ever been arrested?
16. Political affiliation?
17. Have you voted for someone you wished you hadnt?
18. Have you used drugs?
19. Do you like to shop?
20. Best way to relax?
21. Favorite thing to do alone?
22. Ever had a one night stand?
23. Do you save money?
24. What hobbies to you spend money on?
25. If you found a $100 what would you do?
26. Do you want children/more children?
27. Are you a good parent?
28. What makes a good parent?
29. Are you romantic?
30. Ever loose a pet?
31. Dog or cat?
32. Pets growing up?
33. Sleep in the nude?
34. Favorite midnight snack?
35. Do you exercise?
36. Did you ever see your parents making love?
37. Peanut butter and what?
38. What is one food you will never give up?
39. What is a food you can live without?
40. Favorite drink?
41. Perfect day?
42. How many cds do you own?
43. How many dvds to you own?
44. Favorite thing to spend money on?
45. What is the weirdest thing about you?
46. What is on your bedside table?
47. Are you cheap or thrifty?
48. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?
49. Grades in high school?
50. Favorite teacher?
51. Relatives in jail?
52. Toppings on pizza?
53. Black or white?
54. Glass half full or half empty?
55. Ever been to a food shelf?
56. Ever milked a cow?
57. Ever tipped a cow?
58. Bath or shower?
59. Mountains or the beach?
60. Plane, train or automobile?
61. Favorite all time movie?
62. Worse movie you have ever seen?
63. Best concert you have been to?
64. Beer, wine or coffee?
65. Best vacation?
66. If you could retire tomorrow what would you do?
67. Worse vacation?
68. Three places you would love to visit?
69. Worse boss?
70. If you could do anything what would it be?
71. Super powers you wish you had?
72. Ever had a massage?
73. Ideal romantic dinner?
74. Dumbest purchase you ever made?
75. Where did you find money when you were flat broke?
76. Ever sold blood?
77. What sporting event/concert/entertainment would you buy tickets to regardless of price?
78. Ever hit a jackpot on a slot machine?
79. Ever won the lottery?
80. What would you do with your lottery winnings?
81. Are you a neat freak?
82. Cant stand being around people who_________?
83. Crowds or small groups?
84. How old do you want to live to?
85. Loose your sight or hearing?
86. Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex?
87. Pet peeves?
88. Most annoying habit?
89. Sexiest parts of a member of the opposite sex?
lol Helen, yeah can you imagine working through those questions one by one on a first date O_O. Your date would head for the hills never to be seen again :)
It can get a bit awkward on a first date, having a list topics can help to get the conversation moving again without those tongue-tied moments. I dont propose that you work through them one by one, that would be mad!
and another thing is don't drink too much alcohol if any at all on the first date, he can help loosen you up but you don't want to get too loose on a first date. it's important to make a good impression and continue being a gentleman.
Some are a bit intrusive for the first date, but there are a lot of good ones. I didn't like number 3. Sounds like a job interview instead of a date. I wouldn't like to be asked questions that start off with "what was the worst or most"....because I haven't ranked my life's events. I think the better question would be "tell me something that was really embarrasing that happened to you that was really funny". That way I don't feel like you are prying too much too soon and if it's funny then that breaks the ice right there.
Carib, interesting take on it, i know exactly what you mean, and on reflection i think I agree. Yes divulging too much on a first date or digging too deep when, like you say, the person might be around for ONE NIGHT ONLY lol might not be quite the thing. ..hmmmmm o_o. Now ya gots me thinking :), but there are probably some question there that dont need to bleed the person dry, just are helpful to set things in motion..so to speak.
Hey Lev, this piece is interesting to because ive had just recently a conversation with a lady friend where almost all these question came up. she Im me asking me to call her one early morning and we talked about all that stuff. I thin k that moment was the perfect time to talk about all that stuff. these questions are for getting to know one another better after a date, you know what i mean? i know on dates you usually talk about alot of nothing thats because alot of dates dont amout to much. most of the time you might get sometype of short live relationship or a quick fuck or two and who wants to divulge all that info on or to someone whos is n ot gonna be around for that long or who in the long run wont be of that much importance to you. this list is a No No for dates or better yet thumbs down. i hope you get what im trying to say. Cheers and Mad Love - Carib
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Have you ever ended up in an unexpected threesome? For me it happened again recently. You know one of those evenings when you pop round to a friend for dinner and drinks, watch a film, listen to some pumping music, chat turns progressively naughty. Then you end up totally tipsy, dancing, then getting naked and exploring her gorgeous sweet wet pussy while her man films the whole thing for posterity. Well that's what happened the other night. And a very nice night it was. See the pics below for a little taste of just some of what went down. Shes a squirter too, must have squirted 7-8 time that evening, splashed everywhere it did, lordy, and she swears if anyone can teach me to squirt she can, hope shes right! Her hot man is an absolute darling too, and yes, his raging hard-on got properly attended to by both of us. . You can click the pics below to watch the video of our wet and juicy girl time or access via http://rude.com/Levityheaven/flix
Carib, these weren't neighbors, sadly, oh my goodness wouldn't it be a blast if they lived next door! Unfortunately they are a long way from me otherwise I'd be round there every other day! :)
QueenDeleona, lol :) well if im totally honest there may have been an incling that it could happen that nite, I wont deny it. But still a pleasant suprise non the less when it did :) Lovely to see you QueenD muah x
creating memories that neither of you will forget, releasing passions while easing tensions, as a man i would do anything to help without disrupting the flow.
Well well.. I see that must have been a real fun night. I never had a threesome, but I can imagine it would be as fun as yours here. I would like to have a threesome... You, LevityHell, and I lol. What do you think.
Lovely Levity, well you lovely sexy women that was so good reading all about your nice threesome glad you enjoyed your girl girl fun guess most guys like that but you two look so good together and love her being a squirter too lovely that and glad you did not forget her man either lucky him. Kisses to you Lovely Sexy Levity from Nigel
Unfortunately, I've never had an unexpected 3some or sex of any kind. I either knew it was going to happen or planned in advance. I guess I have a sexth sense about these sort of things, butt hey, datz juz' me... ;D
I so enjoyed this blog and wish that I was tere in the mix with you ladies!!!
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GIANT PINK DILDO 9:24AM on January 17, 2011
It's funny but you wouldn't really think scenes filmed on the loo were gonna be that appealing. But, there is a contingent who definitely like it.. I'm doing my thing with my thickest longest brightest dong in this scene, giving it to you raw, in action and words. I like to film from the back to capture the shaking and gyrating just so lol. I hope you'll like the video that accompanies these stills. Just click the pics below to watch it in full. CLEAR QUALITY FOOTAGE UNCENSORED.
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Oh, my word...We are loving you with the anal beads. And the light glistening off the small of your back above your beautiful ass! We are eternal fans, Levity!
there is no better sight than seeing that "badunkadonk"
shaking on that "lou" as you call it, here in the states my call it a "toilet". it's a pleasure seeing that doing many activities.
So thats what took you so long in the loo. hehe. Always so sexy in every thing you do Levity. The booty is looking amazing in those shots :D
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OILY WET ASS & NAUGHTY TALK 5:14PM on January 16, 2011
Do you like when a lady takes off all her clothes, talks very nasty to you while she rubs, jiggles, slaps and works her big round brown bare bottom right in your face, keeping up that naughty talk, in an english accent, all the damn while? Well if you do, and i hope you do, then please check out the video I made the other day. Oh i was feeling so damn slutty and whorish while slobbed lashings of silky wetness over my thick cheeks and get myself all worked up. Just click the pics below to watch what went down while i had some time to myself. HOT CLEAR VIDEO QUALITY, UNCENSORED.
Levity ass so phat jiggly i wanna fuck it breasts so wobbly i wanna suck it fuck you till i bust a nut all on your butt, chest mouth and pussy give it to you hard nice n gushy
Hehe Levi.. Yeah it is cute and funny some times to hear what the Brits call things over there. One that is still fresh in my mind now is the last show you said "I almost busted a lady nut" LOL. Sexy yet funny too. Your the total package :D
Lovely Levity, this guy would love seeing your lovely bum in his face teasing, shaking it, and slapping it hard, while you talked nice and naughty to him with your lovely English voice.
Kisses to you Naughty Sexy Levity from Nigel
Levity never fake talks lol. She is always 100% real. I love to listen to her "English" and her accent when she is being naughty. Although some times certain words she uses throws me off my game cause the are funny and I laugh LOL. But Levi is sure as hell 100% real sexy woman and cant wait to see more :)
I love it when lady takes off all her clothes off and talks very nasty while she rubs, jiggles, slaps and works her big round brown bare ass in my face.and actiing slutty and whorish as she does.
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MASQUERADE - GOOD OR BAD? 5:15AM on December 21, 2010
Well I finally got around to using my masquerade mask that we bought some time back. I wasn't sure it was gonna work in videos but yeah I think it worked ok now a tried it. When I'm wearing it naked I feel like some kind of evening girl, you know, sex doll (hence the title I gave my video), waiting in my birthday suit for you to do as you will with me, or maybe you can undress me, peal me out of my slutty clothes, make me play with myself and you, then have wild sex with me on the bed exactly how you wanna, throw me around a lil bit, you know, hot stuff. That concept is strangely alluring, Im hoping you agree. BUT fact is, you either like the mask concept or you don't. I've been to masquerade balls at clubs I go to and gotta say it has some strange horny appeal and you see plenty of peeps in masks on the fetish scene. I kinda love it. Could be unnerving on the face of it, but isn't. Now take a look at the pics below (taken from the first vid I've done), and if you don't mind, tell me: 1) You like?
2) Ever been to a masquerade ball?
3) Ever partied in a mask at a party, ball, club, whatever? How'd it go? Good?
4) In the bedroom, ever experimented with masks with your partner? Any particular appeal?
5) Have you got a good name for the character I play when I'm wearing the mask shown in the pics below. What can she be called? Just brain storming here, any sugestions appreciated. Thanks Lev x
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Hey Levity; First of all I love the vid, but then you have a very artistic flare that boost all your productions up into the stratosphere and leaves me anyway enjoying them more as works of art and not just something I would view for sole purpose of sexual satisfaction. You have a way of producing vids & still photos that charge up all the arrears of my pleasure zone in a very special way.
Now on to your topic and questions;
First off I have seen straight movies and clips as well as porn were the actors are wearing mask during a love scene, but never really got into it. Funny thing is Ive also been in the homes of friends and family members and seen mask on their bed post or dressers and smiled to my self; you know like ummm hummm I know what youve been up tolol
Anyway question one Yes I love it; now that Ive read this blog and seen your vid. Im digging on it from a whole nother perspective now; which is what I think these blogs are all about for sure.
Questions 2 & 3 Yes and it was very sexy even though the party was not intended for that purpose. You said the following in your blog, Strange horny appeal and you see plenty of peeps in the mask on the fetish scene. This is true but not just on the fetish scene I think. For me it just turns very sexy as there is such a mysterious appeal about the person you might be dancing with or looking across the room at. Thinking they cant tell your looking at them and whats on your mind because you have a mask on and they do too; you know like when you have dark sun glasses on, you can look directly at a person or parts of their physical anatomy. Ive gotten very hot as well as flattered after not only noticing a woman looking at me; after forgetting her face may be covered but her eyes were not and they were telling me everything on her mind; specially after shes maneuvered herself into a position close to me and suggested via her body langue that she would say yes if I asked her to dance
After viewing these photos and your clip mask are number one on my list of sexual fantasies I want to act out.
Question 5, As for a name for your character Hummm when I view these photos and the clip I think of Louis XVI and that whole period so Im thinking maybe something from that era. How bout Angelique Dominique? Angelique is very French and very sexy to me and comes from an old TV show a day time soap opera here in the states called Dark Shadows. Every one boys and girls would run home from school to sit in front of the tele to watch. I had a major crush on that particular character when I was in Jr. High & High school. If I had been with you in that vid I would have been fantasizing you were Angelique.smiles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Shadows
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Dominique; well still keeping with the French thing and anything French is sexy to me Also too the Dom in Dominique well I think that speaks for itself.
Hope ya digging on what Im saying
Steel
Personally, i love masks I have done a few vids in them, and it does make you feel exotic, and mysterious, as conveyed by another...I think it is very sexy..
Hi Nigel darlin. Yes, I'm thinking of doing a few videos as this character. I already arranged to film with a friend shortly after xmas. I'm thinking as a first stab maybe something along the lines of him arriving home to discover a sinister cyborg doll in his home, he's warey at first but then as she shows she comes in peace, he gains his confidence, and then goes on to do all manor of things with her and too her. That's just an idea, it's a work in progress. We'll see how that pans out in reality. Any ideas you got tho, please do say. I'm all ears :)
SexyGuyNoGal, a balaclava huh, and a break-in role play, lord god, now that is kinky, you're freak on the sly lol. I like it. And oh my goodness batman, now you talking, I got a thing about the Batman, oh yes, right back from Adam West to Christian Bale. Thanks for the name sugestions..they're great! I'm seriously erring towards Harley Sin, I love it!
Carib, re west indian partying with the mask, you mean the carnival thing right?? If not, then set me right..cause it sound like you been getting up to some wildness I must know about. And them masks you got gathering dust in your closer, get them out luv, cause u and your lady gonna have some fun in the worse way *evil grin* =) Thanks for the name sugestions, I love them both(!), and only wouldn't necesarily use them as they possibly wud come on like she's bigging herself up too much for this. This doll is a humble servant to man wanton lust, not a dominant character.....at least...not yet. :) Thanks luv.
Lovely Levity, well this guy likes the look and think it does gives the women that is wearing the mask a air of mystery which is good, and if it makes her feel sexier wearing a mask and wanting to let herself go more then even better
Never worn or got my lady wearing a mask in the bedroom and do not think she would either.
Will you do more photo's and video's in a mask you look good like that, not sure about a name for your character . Kisses to you Sexy Levity
1) Yes i do like: I love the mystery behind it
2) I have never been to a masquerade ball :(
3) Went to a mask party as batman lol it was great
4) In the bedroom, most iv worn is a banacalva - roleplay a break in
5) Jesture Slut - Harley Sin (Harley Quinn from batman lol) - Ebony Venice. Theirs 3 suggestions for you x
I've never been to a masquerade ball but being west indian I have partied with the mask before and I dont think I have to tell you it was some wild stuff. As far as experimenting with the mask, a while back I went to buy a couple masks similar to yours actually, one for me (masculine of coarse) and my woman but I never got around to using it (always a step ahead arent you lol) There is something to the mask that is very appealing to be honest and everyone knows this but it's the mystery off the whole thing that does it for everyone-you know? lets see..what should the mask lev persona be called? two names come to mind, Aphrodite of coarse being the Goddess of Love If the decision was mine and mine alone it would have to though be Cleopatra. Beautiful black queen who ruled a kingdom/country where masks was a very big part of the society. You are just too beautiful with that thing on ~ Much Love
Ah interesting you should mention it can change the personality of the wearer. I think sometimes it might make them throw off inhibitions, that's what I witness sometimes anyway. The problems, hmmm, I really didn't think of that, food for thought. But if a person says to thier partner "who would you rather be with, the mask or me!!!" then maybe it's time to give the mask a lil break lol :) Thanks for dropping by luv.
Hey lady, good question...I think a mask should make for a sexy and mysterious time...the thought of hiding behind it could actually alter the personality of the wearer. I see it also leading to some problems, depending on our partner, as to wh is it you wold rather be with, me or the mask?? Good blog dear xoxoxo
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33 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED - Guys Perspective! 5:46PM on December 13, 2010
I found this list on the net, an oldie but a errr, goodie. Plus I posted the 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed list, so I guess its only fair. But even though this is written by a man aimed at us girls, I warn you, if you have not yet seen this ladies, I suggest you either look away now or turn your sense of humour nodule up to overdrive!!
From the guys perspective, this is a list of the 33 Ways Women Fail In Bed ____________________________________________________________________
33 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED Many women waste countless hours reading books written by women about what men want in bed, and men look at these articles too and roll their damn eyes! If you want to learn about car maintenance, you don't go to a guy selling camels, you go to the mechanic! The same applies here. Read and learn ladies!
1. MILKING IT When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down.
2. LETHAL WEAPONS A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them off with pliers before even looking at a guy's ball bag .
3. ROBOTS When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every conceivable angle.
4. SILENT FRIGHT If you've cum and cannot be bothered to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his load whenever he wants. Not doing so within a reasonable length of time is just plain unacceptable.
5. NO LAUGHING MATTER Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like "Ride my hard cock you filthy cock-sucking slut" or "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white love potion". Laughter at any aspect of the male performance will not enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak whole sentences whilst in the act .
6. CLOSING UP If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your face, don't close your eyes!?!? He wants you to share this ecstatic moment of joyful union with him. Semen is not very likely to cause you permanent blindness in most cases - but this is a risk you should be prepared to take for his temporary happiness.
7. POOR PRESENTATION Presentation is all-important. Don't wait to be asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You love it, why pretend otherwise.
8. HANGING AROUND When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle, he does not want to touch you at this point. You should preferably leave the bed and leave him in peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises without asking for a phone number. His work is done .
9. BEING SHY Always offer the Hershey Highway. You know you want it. Even if you don't like it so much, offer enthusiastically, as you can quite easily play with yourself as he rams away to his hearts content .
10. BEING A DRIP You always have tissues in your bag, so use them to clean his sheets and any ball bag drippage if, that is, you have misbehaved and not swallowed everything he has so graciously bestowed unto you.
11. CLOCK-WATCHING Never, ever, think of saying: "Are you going to cum soon??" If you were doing a blow-job, you'd have to take your mouth off to utter such a question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. This is not a time-trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings. If he's fucking you and takes more than 10 minutes you should simply be very grateful.
12. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever had. Most men have had so many sexual partners that it is most unlikely you are. Please ladies, don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing .
13. PLAYING DEAD Don't just lie there, do something! Good sex is not a spectator sport, it helps if both parties move around a bit. Yes, you probably expect the man to do all the hard and skilful work. Men don't mind that and are blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it right, but at least put some effort into the act to show your gratitude.
14. BEING POSSESSIVE If you are lucky enough to have an imaginative lover who can satisfy two women at once, don't sneer at or reject his exciting suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If he's a real man he's probably.....errr, fucking her anyway. Plus you might learn something from her to keep your man happy and satisfied .
15. SPITTING IT OUT When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate and get his aim right into your open mouth, it is rather rude to spit it out without savouring the taste and gluey texture. You should play with his semen like a block of Hubba Bubba, blowing bubbles, chewing and throwing from side to side. A line like "I love it when you come in my mouth", whispered seductively, makes for a happy finale to this blissful event.
16. INGRATITUDE Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if A) Sex has lasted more than five minutes and/or B) You managed to achieve an orgasm. A man's role in sex is far more demanding than a woman's so it is always nice when his prowess is suitably appreciated.
17. SEEKING FAVOURS Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm after-sex glow to seek favours or make requests. As he drops off into well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask: "Do you think I should buy that dress / skirt / sofa / mercedes / country cottage?" There is a name for the practice of mixing sex with material gain and we all know what that word is, dont we.
18. BED-RIDDEN Too many women fail in bed because they insist on being IN BED. There are no statutes limiting horseplay to a designated room. Let yourself go with some sexing in the study, bonking in the bathroom, humping in the hallway, shagging in the shed, or poking on the porch!! Dont limit yourself, or him!
19. SHARING NOT CARING Whilst it is understandable that you would be excited after receiving a mouthful of warm sweet cum, do not be thoughtless in expressing your gratitude by kissing your man on the lips!?!?!!! YOU like semen, HE does NOT. Do not forget this simple fact.
20. TOO BRIGHT If the man switches the light off, it is for a good reason, so please don't insist on seeing what is going on. If he's got a pot belly or perhaps a love bite from a sneaky extra relational fuck earlier that day, it is his right to keep such matters to himself. If he wants it dark so he can imagine he's fucking a pop star or better yet, a porn star, please smile serenely whilst valuing this fascinating and loveable aspect of the male psyche.
21. KEEPING HIM WAITING Don't get him all turned on and then let his proud stiffy whither and wilt whilst you go to the bathroom and tone and moisturise every square inch of your body. The male erection can be sensitive to a 45-minute delay while you go off to make yourself look presentable. If you must follow a strict beauty regime, do it AFTER he has shot his load and started to snore loudly.
22. TOOTH ACHE When a man asks you to eat his dick, this should not be taken literally! Yes it's hard to resist the joy of cock gobbling with gusto, but keep the tooth action to a minimum still. All's fair in the throws of passion but no man wants to feel like their tool is being mutilated by your molars !
23. YOU CAN'T HURRY, LOVE If a woman is serious about good oral sex as part of foreplay, 20 minutes is the bare minimum required to give the subtle and complex penis a reasonable working over. And better to allow 45minutes to be certain.
24. TWO DIMENSIONAL It is not enough to be a specialist - even in the important skill of fellatio. To be
regarded as a successful woman in bed you must have a full portfolio of tricks. These should include a penchant for facial glazing and a thorough familiarity with the idiosyncrasies of your man's ball sack region!
25. UNSWEET SMELL OF EXCESS While men are more than happy to lick the pink clam any time any place any where, please keep the damn thing clean! Pungently aroused is one thing, but you can have too much of a good thing!
26. OBSESSIVE The female orgasm is much over-rated so don't spoil everybody's fun by insisting on having one. But of course, if you do have one, you should feel free to announce it loudly and extensively to not only your man, but noisily enough so that those in the adjoining apartments may know also.
27. PERIOD PAIN (1) It's natural for a woman to beg for a good seeing to but please do not ever A) Pretend your period has finished or B) That it hasn't even started. Just go without and let your man catch up with his fantasies about your friends; his pretty work colleague; and/or the women he used to fuck before he met you.
28. PERIOD PAIN (2) Having said that (above), just because you're on the blob, it doesn't mean his natural and healthy urges have gone away. Don't put sex off limits for the duration of your period. Use this special time together to perfect your oral and dick massaging techniques.
29. THE BIG SWITCH (OFF) Nothing is worse than giving a man some encouragement and then not finishing the job! Such encouragement might be the merest unwitting brush against any part of his body. And if he does suddenly develop an unexpected stiffy, you should ideally feel obliged to deal with it immediately and take things through to their natural conclusion.
30. WAKE-UP CALLER Men have busy and demanding schedules so please understand if he should occasionally fall asleep, so to speak, on the job!! Take it as a compliment that he feels so relaxed and at ease in your company.
31. TV SINNER The only TV programmes suitable for accompanying good sex are hardcore porn or a football match. No soap operas, cookery programmes or rom-coms thank you very much!
32. COVER UP If you have lured a man to bed under the guise of being a sultry temptress with long eyelashes, flawless skin and painted lips, please keep the illusion going until he has discharged his man porridge into you and fallen asleep. If you care about him, you will make sure he never discovers the terrible secret hidden beneath your caked-on make-up.
33. PUTTING A DAMPENER ON THE EVENING Don't make a fuss about sleeping on the damp patch. If God wanted the males of the species to sleep on the messy remains of coitus, he would have given them a vagina.
This is hilarious...I wish Mr. F would act less than grateful or try to present his needs in this fashion! We read the counter part to this and had a great laugh!
Very good, looking forward to part 2 (154 ways men fail)
Just a few comments that struck home
1] there are so few women (I have met) that can do a hand job without it either hurting, or having no real effect (you have to see Frank Skinner on this last one !!)
13] hmm, it takes 2 to play this game, I hate it if I am wondering if she has dozed off
20] in my experience, its the women who want the light off, I like to see who Im playing with
25] not sure, I want to taste pussy, not soap
31] aaarrrgghhh been there, I hate the telly being on - especially when she shanges the channels
Funny piece Lev, all in good fun. I dont think the most shallow of us all would agree wholly with all these fails but they make for good drunken bar conversations lol! Some are definitely on point like number 28 and some like 3 can go either way you know-I mean kissing and massaging and all that can be good but sometimes i'm like just get on with the shit already-you know? Again good piece. Take It Easy Lady next Door
Lets not get silly now dom, it is NOT me saying it. It was written by a guy, as it clearly says in big letters right at the top of the blog. I'm taking it and posting it with the biggest pinch of salt ever! :)
good Lev, i'm glad you said it and not one of us guys,
when a complaint comes from us it's not taken seriously as a complaint when it is all about making the experience better, you are saying what we guys wish we could say without causing a argument.
it should be if he is happy, she is happy and vica versa.
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PLASTIC FETISHISTS! 11:11AM on December 12, 2010
Sincling ~ The Fetish for Plastic, Vinyl and similar!
As opposed to the apparently more common latex and rubber fetish, Sincling refers specifically to the fetish for, and eroticisation of, plastic, vinyl, clingfilm and similar. Since producing the attached premium videos (see pics) Ive been asked so many times (beleive it or not) on Rude and elsewhere to produce more movies in the same vein. So I finally decided to do some research into this kinkiness . I was surprised to find that though there are obviously websites catering to, and a wealth of websites offering the merchandising of, such garb, there appeared to be scant little out there actually explaining the fetish itself (do correct me if i'm wrong on this). Hence I put pen to paper to give my own brief amateur take on what I believe to be the appeal. Clearly there are specific nishes I have not explored. That is deliberate as I'm not an expert and so am focusing on the emails Ive received which indicate the much wider appreciation of the fabric and its uses in general sexual scenarios. IF YOU'D READ MY ANALYSIS AND ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS BELOW, THAT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED!
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THE ATTRACTION
What attracts the initiated? Well there is distinct sexual stimulation to be derived from the unique modern plastic texture, and an intense thrill to be taken from the diverse qualities which you do not find in other clothing material.
WHY PLASTIC?
This sensory stimulation (both video, picture and partaking oneself) takes many forms including, but not limited to, the inimitably smooth skin like texture, the rousing rustling sounds of movement, the crinkling sensation of scrunching and rubbing, the glide-ability factor, the rare and uncompromising surface moisture retention, the thrill of the uncommon, the apparent pure and functional nature of this well worn industrial fabric yet so easily and instantly transformed when worn naked against the skin, its raw sweat inducing quality is unparalled due to the complete lack of breathability in the fabric, the apparent innocent functionality and how it can take on a whole new devilish dimension at the merest tweek of usage, and of course the relatively taboo nature of the garb as sexual wear in and of itself.
TRANSPARENCY
The unusual see-through and semi-see-through nature of much of the clothing ranges also appeals greatly. The way it distorts body parts seen through it, the squishing caused by its often limited manoeuvrability and the way its firm hold against the body is almost like being restricted from every angle, especially when worn wet or oily. And not forgetting The fact that there is a wealth of every day objects that lend themselves effortlessly to this fetish, from the conventional see-through mackintosh, to cooking aprons, to cling-film, to bubble rap, to plastic crockery, cutlery, bottles, utensils, carrier bags, to a wealth of other unassuming objects about the home, makes this one of the most accessible fetishes out there, in terms of making videos and personal experimentation.
QUESTIONS FOR YOU(please answer one, more, or even all of questions below, whatever you fancy answering is v cool, any contribution is much appreciated and I'll respond. Thanks
1) If Sincling is your thing, it would be great to get your perspective and any particular kinks.
2)If its not your thing, your thoughts on the turn ons or turn offs, or if it leaves you cold, why?
3) Producers, have you filmed anything for Rude in this vein that I and folks looking into this Blog can take a look at?
4)Anyone reading this, have you and/or you and your partner partaken in anything involving these materials for sexy thrills?
5) Major Sinclingists, did my above analysis go anywhere near summing up this fetish and exactly what the appeal in it is?
6)I've listed some every day objects that lend themselves conveniently to this craze, if you have any more to add, please give me the heads up.
7) Any corrections, or wtf's on what Ive written?
8) Are any of the vinyl nurse pics shown hitting a good nerve, or for that matter a bad nerve?
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New comment, old blog post. I love this Levity, I think the plastic adds a new dimension to the things you can do in clothing! Especially with your kinky outfit, The oil and sweat accentuates your ass and tits, but it also keeps my imagination running wild with the folds and creases in the suit!
Hi Nige, thanks for responding. Yeah i used to be really into black latex, but i'm loving colors now - pink, white, yellow, trouble is the colored latex is rarer and generally quite expensive, but I have a few items from a while back, in near new condition, so really should oil them up and use them again. Plastic dildos they only get in now and again to the fetish store I go to, but I have a few collected already, again will have to dig them out. Thanks for the reminder :) :)
Lovely Levity, not really thought about this fetish but must admit do enjoy looking at sexy women wearing black shiny latex clothing love the look of it and find it very erotic, and it gives the women a more naughty edge too.
Also do not mind seeing seeing photo's of women wrapped in see through cling film, ii tends to show of the womens shape more, especially hers boobs and bum.
Also guess most guys enjoy seeing a plastic dildo in a womens pussy, just like seeing it fitting tight and stretching her lovely sweet pussy.
Well that is what is guy likes about things plastic like the erotic look more than anything else, my lovely sexy friend, Kisses to you Lovely Levity
Hi Steel. Of course its good to get your honest opnion, otherwise how will I know what you really think :) Fetish by its nature means some will see it like a damp squid, while others will see it exactly the opposite. I do personally love the transparency, it was an accidental discovery not from looking at vids, but my by buying a couple of transparent outfits, simply because they was different, and finding, yeah they look pretty cool, and feel very sensual. Nice you like it asthetically, and not suprising with your artistic eye :). I love your work by the way, always have!
Hi Bushtuckerman. Ahh yes, the smell, of course, that is a biggy that I left out. Great observation, the smell of plastic, is definitely unique and is part of the appeal for sure. You sound like a true Sinclingist to talk with such authority on the subject. Great post. Thanks!
I must admitt i never considered this fetish till i saw you doing it and some aspects of it i would like to try such as the plastic shorts withe peek a boo croutch opening. the plastic dildos are good as also for obvious reasons, not much into taking it up the ass but for those who are to each his own.
My motto is the same, if it gets you off and you aren't hurting yourself or any one else go for it.
I will have to be honest and say that I do not get a big rush out of the whole vinyl plastic thing personally, but will try to answer some if not all of your questions best I can.
2, If not your thing, your thoughts on the turn-ons or offs it leaves you cold why?
These as works of art dont leave me cold, but as eroticism yes Im left cold.
The problem I will say is me not anyone else as I am just not that trusting a person to allow myself be wrapped in plastic, also the whole dominatrix thing which these make me think of is something that causes in my mind a picture of pain; and pain is something I dont like.
Once again not knocking anyone else I will admit this is a problem within myself not anyone else.
again let me say viewing these pics, the plastic against your body make for some seriously surreal works of art. I love pictures 4, 5, & 6 the way the material sort of has this smooth rippling look as it stick to your skin, and the droplets of water makes for a sweet effect.
Also too Im digging pic nbr 9 big time those are excellent shots and I shout Bravo!!! to ya for these.
4, Have you and / or you and partner partaken in anything involving these materials for sexy thrills?
Nope! But have to say I have always wanted to lay on some sort of material such as you describe in this blog and make strong wet sweaty sticky love with maybe the addition of some other element such as honey, flavored oils, or syrup.
8, Are any of the vinyl nurse pics hitting a good nerve or bad nerve.
Don't think that question was really for me but will say this; No and yes.. I love art and these pictures are for me a works of art. Erotic as they may be they are still very beautifully surreal in many ways and for that reason Im very impressed with them and you for your artistic creativity and give you my applauds for these very beautiful images.
Hope you can dig where Im coming from and appreciate my honest reply.
Hug's and many xoxoxoxo's
Steel
My interest in this fetish dates back to the mid-70s, when I was just getting interested in things sexual. There was a magazine, maybe Penthouse or Mayfair. There was a feature about recently released films, one of them featured an air-hostess whose uniform had been damaged, lost or something and she had to fashion something to wear out of what she had to hand ... in this case, clear bin liners. I can tell you that I revisited this article many times over the next few years (no internet for new experiences in those days guys).
This fetish can be visited from both sides, from the wearing of the items to watching someone else wearing them. Although the 2 are closely linked, there are differences. For the wearer, there is that seductive feel of being clutched all over, even if the material is not transparent there is the feeling that you are exposing everything, this is very erotic, of course transparent material makes this more so. The sweat! there is nothing like rubber or vinyl to make you sweat like the Niagara falls, this too can be really hot - literally. For the observer, there is the shiny reflective layer, highlighting the whole body, picking out the lights in many different ways so the form changes drastically - again, quite erotically the actual body is hinted at, you can see where everything is, without quite being able to see it.
Then there is the feel and smell, each of the materials give a different sensation and certainly each has a distinctive smell, and science has shown that smell is the most primitive of the senses, the centre of the smell recognition is deep within the brain which is why a whiff of an unexpected smell can force such vivid recollections. If the smell is associated with a good memory then you are likely to be lost in that memory.
Then there is the cross-over with role play, no other material can easily be associated with both domme and sub roles, the nurse is of course closely linked with rubber in the real world, so this only adds to the excitement.
Hi MrC I like how you put that.."like nails on a chalk board" lol. So funny, and I know exactly what you mean, though this has the opposite effect on me, I do love the crinkly crackly sound I must admit :)
Hey Levi. Well I do remember this photo set of yours. I do find it sexy on you yet as for the fetish as a whole I dont think its my thing. I like the thought of the see through clothing but I would just rather have something sheer instead of plastic. Im not too much into vinyl or latex either but I'm not saying its not hot. It does look great but I think maybe it is the fact I don't really like the sound of plastic rubbing and stretching (you know that sound??) Its kinda like the nails on the chalk board to me LOL. But like I said it is an interesting fetish and I do like things sheer BUT I just cant get past that sound hahaha. Nice work though finding the info. Its good to learn new things. Love you :)
Hi Tweety. I totally get your anology with a woman pressing against clear glass (who couldn't see that as sexy!) or a see-through shower curtain, to me that is definitely in similar vain to the appeal here.
Levity my dear I have never tried anyhting to do with this fetish...as a matter of fact I was a bit ignorant of it until your blog. I see and somewhat liken it to maybe a fetish similar to seeing women pressing aganst glass shower enclosures or even a transparent shower curtain....it lends itself to being able to see under but the fact they are covered is very hot, even to your general perv like me lol :-}} I believe I will see this in a diferent light now..thanks for the info as we learn new things everyday....if you pay attention!! xoxoxoxo Very Kewl Blog....cudos
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, that's totally unheard of for October over here! Normally by the first week of September it's drizzly and cold. I'm really lapping it up whilst it lasts. 
, I dont find it pleasant. But never say never is my moto. Im waiting to be transformed. Don't hold your breath :), but heck, lets do this. Ill update if and when.
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. That concept is strangely alluring, Im hoping you agree. BUT fact is, you either like the mask concept or you don't. I've been to masquerade balls at clubs I go to and gotta say it has some strange horny appeal and you see plenty of peeps in masks on the fetish scene. I kinda love it. Could be unnerving on the face of it, but isn't. Now take a look at the pics below (taken from the first vid I've done), and if you don't mind, tell me: 
Have you got a good name for the character I play when I'm wearing the mask shown in the pics below. What can she be called? Just brain storming here, any sugestions appreciated
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