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P90X
9:25AM on March 04, 2009

I have started that P90X shit...just to see if i can do it.  Pray for me...this shit is serious...lol!! naw it aint superduper bad so far but it is serious.  When its over imma post the pictures...we gonna see if this is for real.  well imma see if its for real

North Carolina vs. Duke
9:25AM on February 12, 2009

Well if you read my last blog you know that I am an avid sports fan.  I love all sports, last night I even watched the US soccer team once again dominate Mexico.  With that being said, this blog is focused on the UNC/Duke rivalry. 

To begin let me give you a brief history of my hatred towards Duke.  Now I am not a natural born UNC fan.  I am from the Midwest which means the injected BIG 10 everything into my veins with the epidural they gave my mom.  So I am naturally a Michigan fan.  However, I have a hate for Duke that may be as deep and as long as any UNC baby blue bleedin tarheel there is.  It began in 1991 when those punk Blue Devils and Grant Hill (who i think was a freshman with a horrible high top bald fade), Bobby Hurley (grrrrrrrrr) and Christian Leattner (double grrrrrrrr) beat UNLV in the semifinals of the NCAA tournament.  I loved that UNLV team...Larry (Grandmama) Johnson, Greg Anthony, Anderson Hunt, and Stacy (plastic man) Augmon.  I don't know why this defeat hurt me so bad.  I am not from Nevada.  But that UNLV team was amazing.  They had thrashed Duke the previous season, then went undefeated that entire year.  The runnin rebels lived up to their name for sure.  Stacy Augmon dunked on everybody in sight..they were running through teams that whole year.  Then they meet Duke and break down (if you think about it I should be mad at UNLV).

So my hatred runs deep but its not unwarrented.  I have a few reasons that I will name that give me adequate reason to hate on Duke for the rest of my adult life (when imma old fart i've decided to reflect and give them some respect, but as long as i can cheer im going to hate on them...its just fun). 

1.) OVER----RATED (clap clap clap clap clap).  Duke is the most overratted team in college basketball.  Every year they get ranked in the top ten at the offset of the season no matter what.  Just on name recognition alone.  No matter how many games they lose and who they lose too they are always ranked higher than they deserve.  Consider this season, they are ranked number one than lose twice in the same week, back to back by Wake Forest (buzzer beater) who was ranked number 4 at the time and to Clemson who was ranked 10th (beat duke by like 30 i think duke only scored 47 points).  Duke begins this week...after those two loses back to back ranked 3rd.  Now come on 3rd...you mean there are still only 2 other teams better than Duke after they scored 47 points against Clemson who (very generously) were ranked 10th in the land.

2.) they produce the highest amount of "never-was-ers" in college basketball.  After all the acclaim, after all the awards Coach K gets for his amazing ability as a coach and to make great ball players....Duke has consistently produced never-was-ers.  I got that term from my uncle.  These are people who could be the greatest...are constantly getting publicity as about to do something great....but never accomplish anything.  This is Duke.  With all the highly signed drafts that they have produced, Duke has very disgustingly only produced 1 NBA championship (since Coach K) and that is Danny Ferry when he was a bench warmer for the Spurs back in 2003 or whenever.  LOSERS.  Even worse...they have NO superstars...lol NONE.  Grant Hill could have...if only he could stay healthy. 

With that being said...i really like this hendersn kid they have this year...he can really jump out the gym.

for more thought out reasons to HATE ON (i don't really hate i just hate on) Duke check this out 

http://thebeardown.blogspot.com/2008/02/top-ten-reasons-we-all-hate-duke.html

Allow Me to Introduce Myself
11:23AM on February 10, 2009

No, I'm not that arrogant, that’s just the first line from Humpty Hump...you know

"My name is Humpty pronounced with an Umpty
and oh how I'd like to fuck thee..."

yeah well, Anyway...

I am a 31 year old freak that has chosen the name Jazzy Smoothe for his adventures on Rude.com. I am from the suburbs of Chicago, born and raised. Currently I live down in a Louisiana where I went to school, found a job, and set up shop. I am a very down to earth yet opinionated young black man. I am not an athlete although I love to work out (but hate to run).

hmmm...I chose the name jazzysmoothe cause 1. I am...yep there and almost everywhere....lol and 2. because like jazz I can be very soothing and intoxicating but confusing and annoying to an untrained ear...lol yeah I can get on folks nerves. As such I will probably be involved in the forums a lot because I think I know everything...but I do want to be cordial and nice and shit just enjoy life and people.

I love women...I love everything about a woman. The smell, the taste, the touch, the feel, the look, everything. I am immune to the voice of a woman which is probably why I never have fun on valentine’s day...lol but I do have a good time about 354 days of the year. I also enjoy all different kinds of women from colors to sizes.I have preferences but to look at me or at who i fuck with...you'd never figure them out. I love to experience each woman for who they are and what they bring to the table...not in comparison with anyone else on earth. I love confidence in a woman...if I smell weakness...I leave...lol no wait...I'm a Virgo; I try and fix it....

I am a true sports fanatic. I love competition in sports. during the 2000 Olympics I sat at the edge of my seat yelling at a US vs. China Badminton competition.... US won. When it comes to sports and all things competitive I am overtly PRO US. I love America and want to see us win at everything we do...from the US open to the Davis Cup to the World Cup and of course the Olympics. I hate seeing American loose. I hate seeing America at the butt of jokes (unless I am talking to Americans then we can let it all hang out...but if there are internationals in the room...it’s all US and yep I'll even defend George Bush). Specifically, I love all teams Chicago, except the White Sox. In fact that is my pet peeve with YOUR president Barak Obama...lol (fuckin loser). He only chose the White Sox because they won the World Series, he knows nothing about baseball. So in case you missed it, I love the Cubs, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls, Fire, and the Sky.

I have been addicted to the news since September 11, 2001. I have done the full gambit...from CNN to Fox to now my favorite MSNBC. oh and The Daily Show and the Colbert Report do get much respect. I hate local news. I don't know why, I think its cause my parents made me watch it growing up; I should probably start watching it. While I love the news and sports You will probably find me falling asleep to one of those corny VH1 reality shows...don't know why...it’s just addictive