My Blog :: Men Instinctively Love, Fifi...We are an active, fit, educated, happily married couple (nude swingers), that lives in the moment. We are far from being perfect human beings and we are not porn stars but we are very down to earth, have a positive outlook on life, easy going, great fun to be around, and party with! We are best friends and truly enjoy being with each other every day. We enjoy sharing our lifes with others who appreciate that and therefore, we do not want to be associated with people who do NOT accept us as we are or reject us and put us down before they get to know us both.

Does size really matter?
9:22PM on August 04, 2009

Fifi's Answer...Yes, because edwin's dick is perfect for me (fucking, sucking and mutual pleasure). However, I do enjoy watching other men jacking their big cocks (above 7") because it looks sexy and turns me on. I do NOT enjoy fucking a big cock (above 6") since it does NOT pleasure me or feel as good as edwin average size (6x6). I would only blow the head of a big cock since I do NOT enjoy gagging. IMHO, having a longer dick does allow more porn style positions for shows.

edwin's answer...Yes, because like most men below the length of 7 or 8 inches in length I would like to be larger and a tad thicker. However, having an average size penis (6' by 6") allows me more flexibility to please a variety of woman in multiple ways. It turns me on to have Fifi the center of attention and it also turns me on knowing that Fifi is very turned on when she is watching me with another woman.

Fifi & edwin

Fifi's Playboy necklace
5:24PM on March 31, 2009

Hey sexy peeps,

FYI, I bought my playboy necklace from PlayBoyCatalog dot com

Fifi

Fifictionary...do you have one yet?
5:55PM on November 24, 2008

Hey sexy peeps,

To sell along with Fifi & edwin's 101 sexual positions and the 2009 Fifi calander, we have also decided to produce another new item called..."The Fifictionary"

Here are a few words to kick this off...

4Bs...Brains Beauty Braun and Breast
Coupletainment; showing Fifi & edwin's love for each other in order to use foreplay to turn on others
Edwin live blanket
FifiExcitement189 = Fifi63 & edwin57 + Kirsty69
FifiFootFetish...my daily ballet exercise
Florence; the cat in the house
Knackered...Uk term
MILFifi; using the MILF to attrack 
Sambucca/Sambvca; it makes u giggle and well u know, lol
71; Techno version of 69 but you never know where those extra two fingers will be, lol

men vs WoooooooMen, lol
2:02PM on November 07, 2008

  Hey sexy ladies,

FYI, I was married for a few years, had five children (including triplets now age 21) then single and in the dating scene for 9+ years before I met the man (my hubby edwin) of my dreams 9+ years ago now.  SOoooo keep in mind all things are possible.  Therefore, do your best to make your list, check it twice, and do not settle until you evaluate what you truly want as part of your quality world...

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 

1. Men are like Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you

2 Men are like. Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are

3. Men are like Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them

4. Men are like Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 

6. Men are like Commercials ...  You can't believe a word they say

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 

8. Men are like . Government Bonds ...  They take soooooooo long to mature

9. Men are like .. Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion

10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while

11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're cuming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last

12. Men are like Lava Lamps ...  Fun to look at, but not very bright

13. Men are like Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

14. Men only talk when they one to report ... vs a woooooMan talks to build a rapport/relationship
      - talk is cheap vs actions/results are key

P.S. Since I learned to share when I was in Kindergarten and since I am a nude swinger too, then until you find the man of your dreams...I am more than happy to share my man (edwin) with you anytime!

 

FifiFootFetish...my daily ballet exercise
2:24PM on October 13, 2008

Hey sexy FEET people & ballet lovers too,

FYI, I went to dance classes when I was very little girl and I never wore pants (dresses only) until I was in the 7th grade...I am a Girlie - GIRL for sure!  When I turned 39, I started to get very serious about dance (specifically the Russian ballet) and since then I have been studying ballet on a weekly basis. 

So,  today (10/13/08) I decided to start producing a regular 30 min daily show for all those foot lovers out there.  I get sooo very many requests to show off my feet in my group shoes but I usually wait until the end of the show.  Now the whole show time will be devoted to my feet and my love for dance.

However, I will not be chatting much but my hubby (edwinandfriends) will be chatting for me during my shows.  The shows will last 30 min or so, as long as you are not crude or rude then I will be nude or in a sexy thong, along with various dancing outfits, and mostly topless of course, lol. 

Edwin will be taking pics and making rude flixs for your viewing pleasure outside of these shows.  The shows will carter to foot fetish ticket holders and those who tip of course and those showing this type of rude love will help me to decide when (day/time) the next regular show will take place.  Stay tuned for more details to follow...

Fifi (& edwin)



A big kind thank you to my most recent sponsors (aka rude love)...

12/03 Fifi in the bathtub and then toe nail painting
11/06 MILFifi explains the true meaning of the Fifictionary, lol
11/04 MILFifi coupletainment massage and f..k session all over the bedrrom & mirrors
10/30 Fifi role play surprise...do NOT miss it..Trick or Treats?
10/30 Thu Happy Hour Trick or Treat role play
10/29 Wed bedroom foreplay
10/28 Tue Happy Hour Coupletainment massage
10/24  www.rude.com/popet182  (Ballet)
10/23  Thu Happy Hour Motorcycle role play with Edwin
10/22  www.rude.com/TeasenPlease
10/21  www.rude.com/MelissaPink  (My new ballet slippers...yeppie!)
10/22  www.rude.com/YourCute  (Tae Bo work-out)
10/20  www.rude.com/JIGGLES1  (Tae Bo work-out)
10/17  www.rude.com/MelissaPink  (Ballet - Point)
10/16  www.rude.com/Pixie247  (Ballet - Point)
10/15  www.rude.com/usmcbsemperfi  (Ballet - Point)
10/14  www.rude.com/LadyWillow  (Ballet - Point in the mirrors)

MILF...What does it mean to you?
1:11PM on October 13, 2008

Man I Love Fifi
Men Instinctively Love...Fifi
May I Lick...Fifi
Most Incredible Luscious...Fifi
May I Look Fifi
Man oh wooooooman I Love Fifi
Mothers I Love to have FUN
Mature Intelligent Looking Female

Video Quality...what works for us?
12:41PM on October 13, 2008

Hey folks,

Man or woooooman do we love the Rude network.  A true adult disney land that is for sure.  We consider ourselfs very good picture takers and we take pics weekly at a bare min to post on our web site.  We have been exploring video for several years and we still have a lot to learn.  Bottom line, here is the technology we are using...

1. Canon GL2 with firewire to Apple Laptop or HP Desktop
    - Built in input mic (Canon GL2) to Apple MacPro when doing Rude Teasers & Video grams
    - External Logitech USB mic to HP Desktop for group and private shows
    - Note: A quality Bluetooth mic does work nice too
    - Here is a pic showing our portable podcasting for shows using the firewire apple isight camera
    - Note: see cell phone pics on our page

2. HP Desktop (Dual core) running windows Vista, 3 Gig Ram
    - Firewire to Canon GL2
    - Adobe Flash Media Encorder configured for high bandwidth on the internet

3. Verizion Fios fiber (Internet) to our home (20 Meg down and 5 Meg up)
    - No other programs running during our group shows
    - Note: We also you the Verizon cell USB card in the C6 with a bluetooth mic

4. Studio lights for better picture quality

Fifi & Edwin

101 Sexual Positions by Fifi and edwin...do you know what 71 means?
9:57PM on March 30, 2008

Edwin & I enjoy creating our own sexy fun most every day.  If it is work we do NOT do it, lol.  At any rate, we are actively working on new sexual positions every week.  We have a ton already posted on our private adventure web site (see the link on our rude page.  This past weekend we invented two more positions we wanted to share with you...

42. 3some (mFm) Anal shower licking
- Wait for the booty after hours cell to ring
- Male in the shower bent over
- Female on her knees tongue licking asshole (after washing of course)
- Male pushing female's face into other male's asshole
- Optional Exploration: Males DP lick females pussy & asshole (take turns no kissing, lol)

41. A Threesome Fluffer
- One Girl on her knees with two guys on either side (mFm BJ)
- 2nd Girl on the bed also on her knees so guys can kiss her and play with her pussy
- Optional Exploration: The girls take turns enjoying two dicks at once

41. Get out of town "Road Trip"
- Work hard all week, pack in advance, play on cam and then hit the road jack
- Take off the top, roll down the windows, crank up the tunes and enjoy the rays heading south
- Stop at friends to reconnect and create another re-memorable 4some together in the hot tub
- Hit the beach early in the am and work on your tan
- Optional Exploration: Invite another couple to make it a 6some...yummy!

40. Work vs Fun on a sexy sunny Sunday
- Sleep all day and feel guilty about sleeping another sunny day away
- Go on a walk around the island and reflect on the awesome swinging you enjoyed on Sat night into Sun am
- Then cum home do some bills, organize your life and prepare for the evening
- Pick out a scary movie, make some popcorn and pepsi
- Every commercial exchange a BJ for a neck massage
- Optional Exploration: Invite your gf over to join you in a 3some after the movie

39. Spring Time R&R
- Wait for a sunny Sat afternoon with a good breeze cuming thru the whole house
- Stay in bed all day long watching 3 or 4 movies on iTunes
- Then bring in the video cam and make a BJ-Doggie nude clip to share with others
- Optional Exploration: Invite your favorite swinging couple to join you or wait for the late night booty call, lol

We intend to keep inventing new positions until we get to 101 favorites.  Then we want to publish a new site dedicated to all these new positions that includes the bonus of the optional explorations.  The latest idea for the name of this new site would be something like MyOwnSpace dot cum, lol.  Do you want to help us?

Fifi & edwin

 

Happy Hour Role Play (teasers & history)...every Tue at 6pm et
9:17PM on March 30, 2008

Hi sexy funs & buddies,

We hope you are really enjoying our happy hour (5pm et) group shows every Tue (Role Play) and Thu (CoupleTainment)?  We had a great time preparing for them and of course the positive feedback and rude love (aka TIPs) in the chat, house and mail help to turn us both on, so ty!   We would sincerely welcome some new ideas for other role plays.  We both love to make them up and do our best to act them out.  We are not porn stars but we do enjoy sharing our ideas and private lives with those that appreciate that.

02/08/11; 3some mirror role play

05/22/09; Massage celebration for the US Memorial weekend kick off with FriskyTinna the sexy ballon clown, lol

05/19/09; Role play - edwin catches Fifi masterbating to Playboy TV

05/15/09; FifiFriday massage coupletainment  watching Playboy TV and eating wiped cream and strawberries

05/12/09; Fifi catches edwin jacking off to Playboy TV

05/05/09; Fifi the french maid at a nudist resort where edwin lives

02/17/09; Fifi's Lingerie boutique shopping role play

02/03/09; Phone sex role play, ref LA hotties & edwin of course
- http://www.rude.com/mb/6CaKhpg082x

01/27/09; Nude Maid

10/30/08; Trick or Treat

10/23/08; Honda Shadow Aero motorcycle private adventure

10/16/08; Beach blanket bingo in purple & pink thong bathing suit

10/09/08; Bicycle ride to another private adventure

10/02/08; Office Manager interview with Barny the TV; a hottie chick with a dick
- http://www.rude.com/FifiandFriends/flix_watch/pXV8A15wU1K
- http://www.rude.com/FifiandFriends/flix_watch/2x128U8T1KX
- http://www.rude.com/FifiandFriends/flix_watch/LbRrohiKd7s
- http://www.rude.com/FifiandFriends/pix_view/dM2111LdVYX
- http://www.rude.com/pg/CKLsm6uAef6
- http://www.rude.com/mb/762G7lX9F6J
- http://www.rude.com/mb/2Fx5xK3KM6B
- http://www.rude.com/mb/ZiSDfjw0UXL

03/28/08...I came home from work, made myself an energy drink, opened up the mail, and then I opened up the window and saw & heard my sexy neighbor and her boyfriend having sex in the adjacent condo over looking the atrium garden.  The sounds of their love making caught me a bit off guard but also really turned me on.  I started touching myself, first my bobbies (34D 550cc) and then I reached down under my dress, thong panties and started masterbating.  It was not too long before edwin came home and walked in the door and saw what I was doing.  I thought at first he might be upset but when I explained who I was watching he came over to the patio door and started watching and playing with me.  Well you guessed it, before long we were both nakid and playing to sounds of our sexy neighbor and her boyfriend.  Hopefully we were not too loud that they heard us too, lol.

Hope to see you all in the house and chat room next week for another happy hour role play with MILFifi.

Fifi & edwin 

My Group shows...this is not McDonalds!
11:49AM on February 16, 2008

Feb 2011 Update: Keep a close eye out for all those last min start in 5 min shows on the road as we do our best to keep up the pace with real, live, value added no where else content...Fifi & edwin

Dear rude buddies & Fans,

Hubby & I really enjoyed doing our last two group shows as sponsored by LiveJasmine.  We plan to continue this "Happy Hour" routine every Tuesday & Thursday for your viewing pleasure.  Remember, if you turn us on then we will 4sure turn you on big time! 

Here is a cut/paste from our show descrtiptions:

MILFifi Role Play - Tuesdays at 6pm et
Description: Cum join Fifi & edwin for another uncensored live sex and Role Play show brought to you via LiveJasmin.  We are NOT porn stars just a happy couple very much in love and willing to share some of our foreplay fantasies.

Coupletainment - Thursdays at 6pm et
Description: Wind down from the work week and crank up your alter egos for another private adventure weekend as Fifi & edwin massage all the important body parts, lol...if you turn us on then we will turn you on every FifiFriday.  The MILFifi massage show is brought to you via LiveJasmin.

We are in the middle of brainstorming some other new show ideas so stay tune and ride this wave with us!  We have another blog on here that goes thru some history of each role play we have done since we started and getting a bit more organized here on the world famous rude network.

Fifi (& edwin)

P.S. Do not be rude, crude or a prude just be sexy and nude and stay tuned for your daily dose of FifiFootFetish - aka my new regular Ballet exercise routine!

Happy b-day to edwin...Thu - Feb 7th
2:50PM on February 07, 2008

Hey sexy peeps,

Today is my hubbies b-day (You can CUM if you want to) and we will be playing a lot in our house today and filming a YouTube clip (google MILFifi) later this afternoon.  We started his celebration at the end of Jan so today is some R&R sexy fun as we gear up for another wild day, evening and swinging weekend too!

Do you know what MILF means?  May I Look Fifi?

I hope you become a roommate in my house and a member of my web site too.  Inside you can find our 7x24 live webcams of edwin, myself and all our sexy friends too!  You will see behind the scenes view of my webcam shows, video clips we produce, cam shows, make love, lay in bed, make love, shower, make love, play on the laptop, make love, entertain friends, make love, f..k, suck, f..k and make love...Everything!  Edwin and I are nude swingers and we walk around naked all the time!  Besides your 24 hr viewing the site also has:

- Photos 
- Videos
- Archived Cam shows
- Links to points of swinging interest
- Sexual positions
- much much more...

So check us out!

Fifi & Edwin




 

78 degrees and nakid...Thu - Jan 31st
4:48PM on January 31, 2008

Hey folks,

Can you believe that Jan 2008 is almost completey over and FifiFriday marks the b-day month for Edwin so we will be celebrating ever day, lol. We have really enjoyed the opportunity to join the Rude network and every day we learn more and more what is taking place...sort of like being two kids running around a candy store in Disney Land/World, etc.

We have been interviewed by the Rude team and should be appearing in the Feb issue and stay tuned as we continue to do more and more on a daily basis. We have sooooo many really cool ideas to share with everyone and we truly hope you catch the same wave and enjoy the ride of your lifetime.

Fifi & Edwin
www.Rude.com/FifiandFriends

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