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Best Divorce Letter Ever
10:21PM on April 19, 2009
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of
your soaps..
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything
that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or
you don't love me anymore; whatever! the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West
Virginia together!
Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.. It's true you
& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from
what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &
griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised
me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99
price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my
sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it
out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my
job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you
were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope
you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take
care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P..S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
born Carl. I hope that's not a problem
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MRNASSTY |
March 02, 2011 (Report It)
DAMN!!! WoW!!! Lmao!! |
jazzy... |
February 26, 2011 (Report It)
too funny! |
BROOK... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
LOL I LIKE THAT LOL |
Nasty... |
January 27, 2011 (Report It)
Love this! Hilarious!!! |
choco... |
January 27, 2011 (Report It)
too funny ...but in a word true(if it happens to be the way it was meant to go down) |
phatj... |
December 24, 2010 (Report It)
That shit was really cute |
sexys... |
October 12, 2010 (Report It)
that was so funny |
MsSki... |
June 14, 2010 (Report It)
too too funny just dropping some 1908 love all down ur dick and kissing u just the way daddy likes it SKEE-WEEE!!! |
gvmes... |
October 23, 2009 (Report It)
Funnny!!!!!!!! |
babyj... |
September 23, 2009 (Report It)
that shit was too funny that gives me an idea though thanks :) |
shy_g... |
August 22, 2009 (Report It)
that shit was too damn funny mann!!! |
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Monthly Freak!!!!
5:37PM on December 02, 2008
Mmmmmmmmm, which month are YOU Rude Fam???? Tell me how accurate this shit is!!!!
JANUARY = SLUT
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.
Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving
but never forgets. dislikesnonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others
physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring
and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations. Hardworking. Has difficulties in
studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to
be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days.
FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE
Abstract thoughts. Outgoing. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Fun to be around
with. Sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best
friend. Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh. Amazing smile. An
awesome kisser. Temperamental. Honest. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend and
loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted.
Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really
easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making
friends Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you
are a perfect match.
MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS
You've got the best personality and are an absolute
pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are
a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner. A wicked
hottie. Like somebody with an August brithday. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know
how to pick them and may one day become a famousactor/actress yourself -
heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet
someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends if you repost
this in 5 minutes.
APRIL=PIMP
means that your really good looking. Stubborn and
hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily
angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful
physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs nomotivation. Shy towards
opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream.
Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Everyone loves to be around you. You
always attract attention. You are definitely the sexiest and goodlooking of
them all. You know how to get what you want. Sickness usually in the ear and
neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and
the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Having many
children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5
minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the
next 4 days.
MAY = PORNSTAR
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very
talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.
Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser.
Sensitive. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend. Amazing Smile. Positive
Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to
look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able
to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing.
Hyper. Has All The Characteristics of John Carrico. Bubbly personality.
Seductive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Super
sexy. Extremley hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie
that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
JUNE = SEXY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes
things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend.
Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always
making friends. Very easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too....makes u
happy so that makes them happy...Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality.
Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisureand travelling.
Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's
caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are
very much alike in the next 2 days.
JULY = HOTTIE
Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. No
self control. Kind hearted. Self confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY
revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an 'every thing's
peachy' attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily
distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved.
Hates studying. In need of 'that someone'. Longs for freedom. Rebellious
when withheld or restricted. Lives by 'no pain no gain'. Caring. Always a
suspect. Playful. Mysterious. Charming or 'beautiful' to everyone. Stubborn.
Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you
will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
AUGUST = THUG
You a straight up 'Gangsta'! Attractive personality. Very
sexy! Affectionate & secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! Unbelievable kisser!
Easily angered. Very stubborn in the best way possible! Loves to get
noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great
fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink*! Outgoing and
crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as
much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt!
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY
of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings.
Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you
will meet your new love in 8 days.
SEPTEMBER = LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and
fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you
have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving,
motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in
a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the
next 5 mins. someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8
days.
OCTOBER =PERFECT
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild
at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn
towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful,
but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their
own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a
relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one
of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up
sometime this month.
NOVEMBER = GORGEOUS
Loyal and generous. Absolutely beautiful. Is easy to fall in
love with. True and honest. A fabulous listener. Always there for friends.
Is very spontaneous and exciting- a lot of fun to be with. Never gets old.
Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Ambitious. Influential. Very sexy and very flirtatious. Beautiful inside and
out. Respectful to everyone Very excepting. Talented, a good public speaker.
Sexiest out of everyone. Lovable and engaging. Very opinionated! Fun to be
with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends
to delay. Choosey and always wants the best. Repost this in 5mins & you will
find true love at 11:00 a.m.
DECEMBER = FREAK IN BED
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes
things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't
pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends
importantly. Brave and fearless. Opinionated. Does not care to control
emotions. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. A real
speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and
humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily
hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary
things.
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SSBBW... |
June 24, 2011 (Report It)
Ur about right. Lol. I was born in February:) |
SexyL... |
April 18, 2011 (Report It)
Wow. I'm NOVEMBER = GORGEOUS. This is so accurate :)
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MRNASSTY |
March 02, 2011 (Report It)
MAY = PORNSTAR
"Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very
talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.
Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser.
Sensitive. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend. Amazing Smile. Positive
Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to
look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able
to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing.
Hyper. Has All The Characteristics of John Carrico. Bubbly personality.
Seductive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Super
sexy. Extremley hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie
that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days."
This is HOT!! Great Post Playa :) |
jazzy... |
February 26, 2011 (Report It)
July Leo right here! interesting, pretty accurate. |
BROOK... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
WOW I LIKE THIS AND WILL REPOST I'M SEPT GREAT TOPIC |
deeli... |
February 22, 2011 (Report It)
My actual Birthday is in March...pretty accurate... |
CocoL... |
February 14, 2011 (Report It)
Libra right on point baby! |
phatj... |
January 01, 2011 (Report It)
My month is December and you read me to the tee |
Sexlions |
October 19, 2009 (Report It)
february (attitiude) very nice xxx |
babyj... |
September 23, 2009 (Report It)
awww i'm OCTOBER =PERFECT |
Sweet... |
January 26, 2009 (Report It)
I'm a February baby. This described me better than I do myself. LOL! |
MissM... |
January 06, 2009 (Report It)
I'm a June baby and sexy is exactly what I am. That explained me brilliantly. |
PinkSpot |
December 15, 2008 (Report It)
August here papi! |
lovle... |
December 11, 2008 (Report It)
FEB. ALL THE WAY YES IN FACT I TREAT MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIENDS MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN THEY EVER ME! GOTTA LOVE ME THOUGH |
krypt... |
December 09, 2008 (Report It)
October=PERFECT.....far from perfect but if it says so i guess i am LoL |
bigbi... |
December 04, 2008 (Report It)
I'm Ms Attitude - February.....most of it is true.... |
watch... |
December 04, 2008 (Report It)
Halloween scorp here and that pretty much sums it up ;) |
EQD2P... |
December 03, 2008 (Report It)
Where are my February Pisces hiding??? ;-) |
JphatP08 |
December 03, 2008 (Report It)
I AM JUNE ALL THE WAY....."SEXY" |
wethe... |
December 03, 2008 (Report It)
October all the way. Perfect lovers. I am yielding to my partner, but will fuck the shit out of you. You will always come back for more:-). |
Queen... |
December 03, 2008 (Report It)
Tje month of June was very entertaining... ;) |
cashm... |
December 03, 2008 (Report It)
Im luvin the description for November babies....especially that choosey business! |
Ms_ge... |
December 02, 2008 (Report It)
That May shit is tha truth and nuthin but baby!!!! |
MsHon... |
December 02, 2008 (Report It)
IM A MAY BABY..... AND THEY HIT THAT SHIT RIGHT ON POINT!!!!! LOL |
SexiL... |
December 02, 2008 (Report It)
September here...it's right on! |
Bumbl... |
December 02, 2008 (Report It)
November "Freak" here,pretty accurate.Verrry interesting! |
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My Nasty Application!!!!
6:16PM on October 30, 2008
Just a few things that I'm curious about ladies. Can you help a brotha out with this? 
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I am cute?
2. Would you have sex with me?
3.Lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5. Would you take a shower with me?
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7. Would you leave or stay the night?
8. Would anal sex be allowed?
9. Condom or skin?
10.Have sex with me on the first date?
11. Would you kiss me during sex?
12. Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a bootycall?
14. Can I use you as a bootycall?
15. Can we take pictures in the act?
16. How long would we have sex?
17. Would you tell your friends about me?
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phatj... |
January 01, 2011 (Report It)
phatjuicy im 38
favorite position doggie style
1. yes
2. maybe if dick is big enough
3. on
4. no
5. yes
6. no
7. it's up to you
8. yes
9. condom
10. maybe
11. no kissing because i believe it takes it to another level
12. maybe
13. depends how good you are
14. no
15. yes
16. until you dick an't get hard anymore
17. sure pass you on |
babyj... |
September 23, 2009 (Report It)
Your Name:watever u want it be
Age:25
Favorite position:69
1. Do you think I am cute?yes!!!
2. Would you have sex with me?yes!!!!
3.Lights on or off?lights off
4. Would you have to be drunk?no not really
5. Would you take a shower with me?yes!!!!
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?yes
7. Would you leave or stay the night?stay the night & cuddle
8. Would anal sex be allowed?yes!!!!
9. Condom or skin?mmm skin
10.Have sex with me on the first date?maybe
11. Would you kiss me during sex?yes!!!!!
12. Do you think I would be good in bed?yes!!!!!
13. Would you use me as a bootycall?maybe
14. Can I use you as a bootycall?sure
15. Can we take pictures in the act?yes!!!!
16. How long would we have sex?As long as it took all night hopefully
17. Would you tell your friends about me? maybe |
sexxx... |
April 09, 2009 (Report It)
Your Name:SEXXXXYTOY A.K.A. THICKCHOCNESS.....A.K.A. CHOCOLATE
Age: 33
Favorite position: AS MANY AS I CAN GET DONE (PREFER-DOGGIE)
1. Do you think I am cute? YEA
2. Would you have sex with me? I WOULD CURL YOUR TOES
3.Lights on or off? ARE WE ON CAM?...LOL
4. Would you have to be drunk? HUH (DRUNK NOW...LMAO)
5. Would you take a shower with me? DO YOU USE OLAY BODY WASH (OOOHH I GOT THIS SPINNING BRUSH THING)
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? AS SOON AS I SAW THAT SEXY ASS
7. Would you leave or stay the night? DEPENDS
8. Would anal sex be allowed? YOU KNOW I LOVE ANAL
9. Condom or skin? ALL FLAVORS ALL STYLES (LIKE YOU HAD TO ASK SAFE AND SECURE)
10.Have sex with me on the first date? DEPENDS ON HOW GOOD THA DATE WENT
11. Would you kiss me during sex? IF YOU KNOW HOW TO KISS (LIKE ME)
12. Do you think I would be good in bed? WHO SAID WE'D USE THA BED
13. Would you use me as a bootycall? WHATS THAT...LOL
14. Can I use you as a bootycall? HUH....SPEAK A LIL LOUDER NEXT TIME
15. Can we take pictures in the act? AS LONG AS THEY NOT GONNA BE ON ANY SITES (SORRY PERSONALLY JACKING ONLY)
16. How long would we have sex? AS LONG AS YOU CAN HANG.... I KNOW MY LIMITS
17. Would you tell your friends about me? ALREADY HAVE SWEETIE
CHALLENGE NOW POST YOUR LITTLE QUIZ IN MY COMMENTS BOX WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND IF YOU WANT THE REAL QUIZ(MY SEX APPLICATION) THEN HIT ME AND I'LL SEND IT TO YOU
MMUUHHAAZZAAHH.........SEXXXXYTOY |
supab... |
January 14, 2009 (Report It)
Your Name: Madison Black AKA SUPABADGIRL
Age: 36
Favorite position: Doggie Style. Legs Over Shoulders, Anal
1. Do you think I am cute? I don’t know cant really see u much
2. Would you have sex with me? I think so after the vids I seen
3.Lights on or off? Off
4. Would you have to be drunk? Not have to be but it would be better
5. Would you take a shower with me? Yes
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Today I did..LOL
7. Would you leave or stay the night? Yes
8. Would anal sex be allowed? Yes
9. Condom or skin? Condom,
10.Have sex with me on the first date? Yes , im a grown woman
11. Would you kiss me during sex? Of course
12. Do you think I would be good in bed? Appear to be yes
13. Would you use me as a bootycall? Yes
14. Can I use you as a bootycall? LOL Im in cali bb
15. Can we take pictures in the act? Hmmm ,, I think so
16. How long would we have sex? As long as you could handle me ..
17. Would you tell your friends about me? Nope u would be my little freaky secret, unless we could do a 3some.. then maybe
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sexse... |
January 13, 2009 (Report It)
1. Do you think I am cute? yes
2. Would you have sex with me? sure
3.Lights on or off? i dont care
4. Would you have to be drunk?.....lol....i dont have 2 be but we can drink a lil why not
5. Would you take a shower with me? i prefer bath
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? yes
7. Would you leave or stay the night? depence
8. Would anal sex be allowed? we will c
9. Condom or skin? safe
10.Have sex with me on the first date? if we click
11. Would you kiss me during sex? of course no sex without kissing
12. Do you think I would be good in bed? i hope so
13. Would you use me as a bootycall? yes
14. Can I use you as a bootycall? if u good
15. Can we take pictures in the act? never did ....so we will c
16. How long would we have sex? how long u can?
17. Would you tell your friends about me? yes |
PinkSpot |
December 27, 2008 (Report It)
Your Name: Sunii
Age: 37
Favorite position: 69 & Dawgy!
1. Do you think I am cute? You know I do daddy!
2. Would you have sex with me? Oh we already got that planned! lol
3.Lights on or off? Both
4. Would you have to be drunk? No,not at all
5. Would you take a shower with me? We will baby, we will!
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 24/7
7. Would you leave or stay the night? Stay the night & then do what we do the next morning/day/evening/night!
8. Would anal sex be allowed? Of course, you my man!
9. Condom or skin? We're a couple so what do you think?!
10.Have sex with me on the first date? LOL, we're going to have sex for the rest of our lives daddy!
11. Would you kiss me during sex? Kiss all the time!
12. Do you think I would be good in bed? I know you are!
13. Would you use me as a bootycall? Never that, but we will roleplay!
14. Can I use you as a bootycall? See #13's answer!!
15. Can we take pictures in the act? You know we will, pics and vids!
16. How long would we have sex? Our entire relationship!
17. Would you tell your friends about me? They're oing to know about you only because we are in a relationship, but not about our sex life. Thats none of their business! LOL
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cashm... |
November 25, 2008 (Report It)
tammy ,32, doggie style,1. yes, 2.oral,3.on, 4.no, 5.yes,6.yes,7.depends on u,8.no,9.condom,10.no,11.no,12.yes,13.yes,14.no,15.no,16.depends if we got that far,17.yes....i love 2 talk about sex |
Spark... |
November 02, 2008 (Report It)
Your Name: Sparkle
Age: 27
Favorite position: Doggy Style
1. Do you think I am cute? hell yes!
2. Would you have sex with me? Of course
3.Lights on or off? on
4. Would you have to be drunk? No
5. Would you take a shower with me? yes
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? alot
7. Would you leave or stay the night? Stay if you let me
8. Would anal sex be allowed? yes
9. Condom or skin? condoms are a must
10.Have sex with me on the first date? You already know i will
11. Would you kiss me during sex? yeah
12. Do you think I would be good in bed? I hope so
13. Would you use me as a bootycall? yes
14. Can I use you as a bootycall? yes
15. Can we take pictures in the act? sure just make sure you send me some
16. How long would we have sex? As long as you can keep up, we good.
17. Would you tell your friends about me? Oh no |
wethe... |
November 01, 2008 (Report It)
Your Name:
Drama Free
Age:
34
Favorite position:
Reverse Cow girl
1. Do you think I am cute?
Sexy
2. Would you have sex with me?
Oh yes
3.Lights on or off?
Both
4. Would you have to be drunk?
Not at all
5. Would you take a shower with me?
Yes
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
Yeah
7. Would you leave or stay the night?
Leave
8. Would anal sex be allowed?
NO honey
9. Condom or skin?
Condom
10.Have sex with me on the first date?
Yes I am grown
11. Would you kiss me during sex?
Ummm, depends
12. Do you think I would be good in bed?
Yes I do
13. Would you use me as a bootycall?
If you were closer
14. Can I use you as a bootycall?
If I lived closer
15. Can we take pictures in the act?
With Masks, yes
16. How long would we have sex?
As long as you keep it wet I and keep it hard
17. Would you tell your friends about me?
I dont share so hell naw lmao |
Queen... |
October 31, 2008 (Report It)
Your Name: Queen Deleona
Age: 30's
Favorite position: Open to suggestion...
1. Do you think I am cute?: Sure
2. Would you have sex with me?: Couldn't say, as I've never actually met you???
3.Lights on or off?: I can go either way...
4. Would you have to be drunk?: No
5. Would you take a shower with me?: Sure
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?: No
7. Would you leave or stay the night?: Leave...
8. Would anal sex be allowed?: Depends on your technique & my mood, amongst other things???... LOL
9. Condom or skin?: Condom
10.Have sex with me on the first date?: Itz pussible?!? Itz pussible?!?
11. Would you kiss me during sex?: No
12. Do you think I would be good in bed?: Can't tell from an internet connection and a blog post??? LOL
13. Would you use me as a bootycall?: No, I don't believe in using people...
14. Can I use you as a bootycall?: No
15. Can we take pictures in the act?: That's a business deal not a date... LOL
16. How long would we have sex?: Depends??? I'm not much for hypotheticals...
17. Would you tell your friends about me?: No friends to tell and even if I did I wouldn't tell... Butt hey, datz juz' me... :D |
HotSexyJ |
October 31, 2008 (Report It)
Jay, 33, Doggie Style
1.Hell MF YES! 2.No Doubt! 3.lights off w/ lit candles
4.No 5. YES 6. When I seen the pics
7. depends on how good u fucked me
8.Sorry No good! 9.Condoms 10. Yes if im feeling u
11.Yes if u a good kisser that keeps my pussy wet
12.I hope so...u look like u puts it down
13.Hell yes if its good! 14.yes no problem 15.yes
16.I have to cum at least 5 times b4 we stop
17.yeah y not
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wetbibbw |
October 30, 2008 (Report It)
nikki
32
doggie
u r cute
yes
both
no but i love to drink
yes
sometimes
yes i would stay the night
hell yea anal is allowed
hell yea condoms
i might
yes
yes
yes
yes
no
all night
yes if u r really good!
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MIZZ_K |
October 30, 2008 (Report It)
Karin
41
1. yes
2.yes
3.on
4.hell no
5.yes sure
6.yes 100%
7.Stay if u let me
8.no
9.condom
10.not sure
11.Yes
12.yes
13. If we had soem together before deff yes
14. same answer as 13
15. Sure
16. Untilone of us pass out
17. Not sure |
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