Great gifts
10:10PM on February 20, 2008

     I have not treated myself to new toys in a while but lately it has been like Christmas around here. I received a Pyrex dido that works great for my free cam show. I also have a granite dildo on the way that I am really excited about. of course I still would rather have live dick but sometimes I just run out of it. lol
I just submitted an order that looks like this:


1 (9000)Intimé élan Personal Lubricant
1 (4002)Smartballs Silent Pleasure
1 (4001)KegelPro
1 (5501)Body Bouncer
1 (1009)Erotic Sex Positions - DVD
1 (1006)Tickle His Pickle
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lots of new ideas and lots of new toys. The body bouncer is like a foot stool trampoline with a whole in the middle, and hopefully with a hard on below. My knees are older then my pussy is so this toy will be a riot.

check out distinctivetoys for ideas on how I plan on having fun soon in my cam shows
better yet check out the ideas for the body bouncer! darn that looks fun.

Fans are such fun! What wonderful gifts they give me to share with others.

What if high heels was a time of day?
1:22PM on February 18, 2008

from the poem--In Another Room I Am Drinking Eggs from a Boot
by Frank Stanford


What if the moon was essence of quinine
And high heels were a time of day

Is the moon a drug to you? It is to me, perhaps I am a romantic at hart. Night is so primitive, a time to forget about all the trappings of modern day that hurry us and keep us from what is real. Each night before I go to bed I go downstairs and look out at the night. I love the feel of night on my skin, the smell of it and the sound of it ringing in my ears. Catching a glance for the moon though the trees feels like touching the secrets of the past and the future all at once. Not with words though, with feelings of the promise of a new day. Some people get that from the sun. I get it from the moon. Night for me is intoxicating. I take a small dose of it each night before I retire.
Lunch is a time of day were we all pulled out our brown paper bags and soggy sandwiches as kids and do much the same as adults. What If I high heels was a time of day? we have time to wake and time to rush. we need time to love. High heels should be a time of day where men pull out their silk boxers and women their high heels and we all just parade around and smile at each other. What a delightful mid day break that would be, or perhaps a transition between work and going back to your life. It would certainly set a better tone for the rest of the day then rush hour. For me high heels is that time of day when I have watched enough tv. When the Tv seems less interesting then the person sitting beside me. It's the time of night when I want to
talk in my low sexy voice and pull the one I love close to me. It's the time of night when I want to sip from the moon and forget about all the niceties of society. I want to slide my foot on his calf and whisper naughty things in his ear.

the whole poem:
Poem du Jour: In Another Room I Am Drinking Eggs from a Boot
by Frank Stanford
Hans Richter
What if the moon was essence of quinine
And high heels were a time of day
When certain birds bled
The chauffeur is telling the cook
The antler would pry into ice floes
Swim with a lamp
And we'd be shivering in a ditch
Biting through a black wing
There would be boats
There would be a dream country
The great quiet humming of the soul at night
The only sound is a shovel
Clearing a place for a mailbox

Sex toys and global warming, the monkey rocker
9:36PM on January 30, 2008

Most sex toys have batteries or get plugged in to the wall. Now someone has come up with a great sex toy that is fun to watch, non electric and is a work out. It is three in one. It gives you some cardio while putting a good show on. It basically looks like the bottom of a old glider rocker. A fan sent me the page which really annoyed me because just the day before I almost got a free glider rocker for free but declined it. Ugg. What a great sex toy it would have made.
This idea is soooooo cool.I want one. Having one would make such an awsome show and be fun for a gal that loves to fuck.

I Can not afford the  800 bucks this thing cost. but are there any handy guys out there let me know. It almost makes me wish I would have taken shop class.
google the monkey rocker,  and see what has me hot and smiling.
It has a more curving action like a real dick. Man that would make good cam shows.
Maybe I will start a fund drive for it. After all I bet my fans will enjoy it as much as I do. lol

If there is any one feeling generous lets talk.

Where white people hide
9:28PM on January 30, 2008

I was walking around the local mall, trying to figure what I needed to waste my money on for the holiday. It was not until the 3rd person passed me with a cell phone to their ear, talking a non English language, that I realized I was almost the only white person in the mall. I did not feel uncomfortable until a white teen passed me, looking oddly nervous and uncomfortable. I wondered where the teens were that at one time infested the malls. Once again I could not see any white people.

I stepped in to a Hallmark card shop. There were 7 people in the store. All were white, customers and employees. I though this must be where the white people hide. How did I miss the memo?

Race is such an odd thing. In America the race that stands out constantly changes. When my grandparent were young The Germans were the odd race. To my parents the Italians were the odd race not to be trusted. When I was a youth It was the Blacks we feared. My kid feared the Latinos, Now we fear the People from the Mid East( Arabs not people from Kansas.) Now the Mexicans are sweeping over the boarder to take over our roads and jobs. The only similar thread is we always think that the "bad" race of the year fights to much and eats odd food. We often fear that they will take over and change what we think normal is. We fear that people will fight more, that our grandkids will be of a different color or that some how our stuff will not be safe from them.

Truth is that the race we fear changes when we get accustomed to the new ways of the old race to fear. Truth is that the new race to fear will always change unless we as a people get of the boat ourself and admit that the only constant in our country is change. Truth is that my favorite place to eat right now is run by two small dark skinned women. They do not speak English to good and I do not speak what they speak. I usually order the same thing and always get something different. I am always served by a proud smiling woman. I am not sure which tastes better her pride or the food.

America is all about leaving some place that rots, and moving to a place where you hope your kids can grow up strong, safe, healthy and well fed. They are not so different then us are they?

We have come a long way baby or have we?
9:26PM on January 30, 2008

I just watched the history channels old west technology on brothels. In the days before the church and law came to town women had the choice of making 25 bucks a week doing wash working 12 hour days or making 50 bucks a night working 6 hours on their backs. When the Society ladies were looking for donation they knocked on the sporting girls doors before they knocked on the door of the woman doing the "honest" work. Sporting ladies usually saw about 80 clients a day and had to keep an oil cloth on the bottom third of the bed to protect the sheets from the gents boots, because a cowboy never took his boots off.
Today it is much the same. "Honest" woman are working their asses off, barely getting ahead. They struggle and bring home pay but many of them still qualify for free school lunches. They miss their kids growing up because of an 8 hour day, often overtime and an hour commute mean most are home only long enough to sign permission slips and tuck their kids in.
Sporting ladies,those who stay away from the drugs, can usually support their family, work shorter hours and afford to give to worthy causes.
How have we come a long way? Sporting girls today would never see 80 clients in one day, and we always make them take their boots off in the house.

Understandig a super pass
9:24PM on January 30, 2008

Like tits? Like naked girls masturbating or having straight or lesbo sex? Want it fresh, on your computer screen as often as your dick gets hard? Of course you do or you would not be on this site. Ok this offer is only for those of you wasting lots of money looking at naked people and cam shows. Rude now has a super pass. And after a few weeks of meeting people that are using it I thought I would pass this deal on to you.

First of all I am not sure why more of you are not signing up for rude. It has enough free options on it to get you off to a new something new every night. Or morning depending on what your schedule is. Or for you real horn dogs a few times a day. The free clips are posted by armatures and producers so you see a pretty good mix. Plus they do not spam you.I hate spam and so to the owners of the sight.

Ok back to the super pass. Basically for 10 bucks a week you get to peek in to the bedrooms of 40 different girls, one is a bathing suit model who does really hot tit hanging out work outs, some are porn stars, and one may even be your neighbor. Rather then paying to view each live cam you join them all. Then you just go to the "Live Voyeur Houses" and look a the top three live cams. Usually there is a spread pussy, or someone getting a blow job or a gal sticking a fat dido in several holes. There are also several married couples that have sex often on cam. I have sex on cam about once a week with a few of my masked friends. I am on most nights from 9 is to 12 shaking my tits, chatting and masturbating. I would love you to join. The more the cocks that are out and beating to me the hotter I get. The point is that a live girl will be doing something that will get you off any time you have the urge, and with a super pass you just go to her house cam and watch and chat. Any time you want there is a naughty girl showing off and trying to get your attention. If you already watch live cams this will give you lots of access to lots of gals for probably less than you would spend joining each house individually. And it is all live. If The owners of the site catch any one putting recorded stuff up they kick them off the site. And none of us want to risk that.

To get the pass go to my live house and click on the black square that is covering the larger cam (the smaller one you can watch for free.) And you will be walked though the process. You can sign up for a super pass for the houses. Remember though, it is recurring but you can cancel it though your control panel and it will stop recurring when you run out of chips. Rude will not charge your credit card, they only subtract from your chips once you approve a charge. If you have any questions on it my email me on Rude