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Things You Learn From Porn
11:42PM on September 21, 2010


   1. Women wear high heels to bed.

  2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldnt fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a womans butt.

14. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum.

15. If there are two of them they high five each other. (and the girl isnt disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men dont exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend wont bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth.

19. Theres a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses love to suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, shell only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a mans cock, its important for him to keep reminding her to suck it.

26. Assholes are always clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a mans trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men dont have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling womans head and the other proudly on his hip.

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January 21, 2011 (Report It)

learn something new everyday :)

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October 20, 2010 (Report It)

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September 28, 2010 (Report It)

LOL .......Cute, I like this

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September 25, 2010 (Report It)

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Hilarious!! Farrah **

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September 22, 2010 (Report It)

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September 22, 2010 (Report It)

FUNNY!!!

Tweety79
September 22, 2010 (Report It)

You mean all that isn't real?? My god...the inhumanity!!!! lol Kewl post babe xoxoxoxo

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eheh! funny!

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September 21, 2010 (Report It)

LMAO!!! Too funny but yet most of it is true.
  
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My First Interview With Nuttz Magazine
7:11PM on August 10, 2009

Hey everyone, I'm back and with some fantastic news. I just finished my first interview with NUTTZ, an Adult Magazine. It will be featured in next weeks issue. I couldn't wait to share it with everyone. This is HUGE. LOL I'm so excited and ready to make my mark in the adult entertainment industry and I'm here to stay! Happy reading:) N.U.T.TZ.: Hey everybody welcome to another edition of Nuttz Magazine I'm here with a sexy ass adult entertainer she goes by the name of Mikaylaxxx. So how you doing sweetie, why don't you let the fans know where your from? Mikaylaxxx: Hey there everyone, glad to be here. I'm from beautiful Alberta, Canada. Have been here all my life and I absolutely love it! N.U.T.TZ.: What's going on out in Canada, anything fun and exciting? Mikaylaxxx: There's always something exciting going on here. The weather for one has been amazing, but super hot. It's been almost 40 Celsius everyday, makes for a lot of cold showers and a lot of being naked. LOL N.U.T.TZ.: How was your childhood like growing up? Mikaylaxxx: Well I grew up as an only child, which I loved. Being the only one to get spoiled and such. We all know girls love to be the center of attention when growing up. I have had the greatest mom in the world. She was able to take the part of both parents. Which was a little difficult back then, but she did it. When I turned 18 my mom married and had another child, So I now have a 9 year old sister, whom I love with all my heart. I love kids and now I wish I would've had a little sister growing up, but it's all good. Overall I would say that my childhood was a fantastic one. N.U.T.TZ.: At what age did you decided that you wanted to become an adult entertainer? Mikaylaxxx: Hehe It's funny that you ask that. I guess a part of me always wanted to be in the field someway or another. I am a very sensual and sexual person, so that was almost a given that it was gonna happen someday. 2 years ago I was actually looking for an exciting online job. Something I could do from home, become my own boss kinda thing. I was doing some research online and found my first web cam site that I worked for which was Peekshows. The first night I went on cam, I just knew that this was what I wanted to do and became a way for me to become more independent in the adult industry. N.U.T.TZ.: Are you into films and modeling? Mikaylaxxx: I have done a few photo shoots when I was younger, have really wanted to go with the adult modeling world for the last few years now. Other than web cam and being my own photographer as well as meeting Neil, a professional photographer through models.net that is the only experience I have so far. I do love the adult film industry, not sure if I want to go that route yet as I'm happy with what I am doing at this moment with just photo work, you never know what the future holds though. Maybe someday if I meet the right people I will definitely look into pursuing it. N.U.T.TZ.: What the name of your website? Mikaylaxxx: my personal website which I update and maintain myself is mikaylaxxxoncam. It's been up for just over a year now. Growing more and more everyday. N.U.T.TZ.: What can we expect to see on your site? Mikaylaxxx: I have a photo gallery with some naughty teaser pics, a section of my hot sexy girlfriends, as well as Members only area which is featured on Adult Porn Mansion, filled with tons of sexy, naughty amateur videos and photo sets of me with different toys, sexy lingerie and more.I also offer a variety of web cam shows ranging from Strip Tease, Lingerie, Stockings, Tease and Denial, Body Worship, Goddess Worship, Dark Makeup, SPH, Masturbation, Dildos, Smoking Fetish, Close Ups, Feet Fetishes and more. N.U.T.TZ.: So do you perform shows every night? Mikaylaxxx: I'm online pretty much everyday in the afternoons and throughout the evenings MST time. My set show schedule is usually from 3pm-11pm MST Monday- Saturday. A girl needs a day off at least once a week, LOL But it varies, I work a lot even on my days off. What can I say I truly love my job and what I do. How many people can say that? I do most of my shows through Rude. admin edited N.U.T.TZ.: It seems like you like having lot's of fun? Mikaylaxxx: I really do you know, camming has really become a part of me. Something I love, I do get a lot of strange requests, haha but I make em work. I'm pretty open minded and outgoing in life. So I choose to not live a boring life, I make myself and other people happy everyday and love every minute of it. N.U.T.TZ.: That's good. Does your family and friends know and support what you do? Mikaylaxxx: Haha well almost all my friends know and they support me 100%. My family doesn't have a clue. LOL I guess they will now. Wow what a way to come out! I just really haven't figured out a way to tell my family without them thinking in a negative way you know. I feel that if you are passionate about something like I am with this, then everyone should be happy for you. Unfortunately that's not the case most of the time. I'm not ashamed of what I do or being in the industry at all. In time they will all know and life will go on. I do what I do, I am the person I am and no one can change that. N.U.T.TZ.: Where do you see yourself in a few years? Mikaylaxxx: I see myself taking the world by storm and making my mark more visible in the adult entertainment world. I would also like to start a family and get married, buy a house, get a dog Haha. Sorry guys I am taken. I am very much in love with the man that I'm with and I'm really happy to be able to share that with the world. I just really want to just be happy and content in life and live the Canadian dream. N.U.T.TZ.: What exactly turns you on? Mikaylaxxx: Living life is my biggest turn on, being here everyday, breathing the air I breathe. Making a difference in peoples lives. Of course on the sexual side, I love men who worship me, they gotta have a sense of humor and be able to laugh and not take life so serious. I really get turned on by being watched on cam or in real life, fulfilling sexual desires and fantasies, being the center of attention. I love the attention as any women would and love being spoiled and treated like the princess that I am. N.U.T.TZ.: Are you into role playing? Mikaylaxxx: I actually haven't gotten a lot of requests for that on cam. I have done a few shows, with me playing a naughty secretary, naughty school girl, etc. My first role play I remember being so nervous, lol I had a show with a gentleman, where I was a legal secretary having a drink in a classy hotel lounge, waiting for my boss to discuss business. And he was the by stander watching me while I was waiting, Well needless to say my boss never showed up and we took things from there up to his hotel room. Hehe it's really a lot of fun, I love stepping outside of life for a while and experiencing another exciting adventure. I have a lot of sexy outfits that I wear around the house, one of my favorites is my black vinyl mini dress, my boyfriend goes nuts when I put that on, makes me feel so dominant and sexy. I like to feel in control. N.U.T.TZ.: How do you feel about the bbw's ( big beautiful women ) making their mark in the adult game? Mikaylaxxx: I've always wanted to be asked that question. I think that there should be alot more bbw's in the industry. Who really likes stick thin girls anymore? I think that it's almost of out style. I don't think it matters what size you are. Every woman is sexy in their own way. I have seen a lot of big beautiful sexy women, in mind and body. When I first started in the biz, I can't say that I didn't get comments about being fat, or too big to do what I do, but having the confidence that I have, has brought me through. Alot of men out there that I speak to on a daily basis would rather see a woman that is sexy and REAL compared to a barbie doll type if you will. I think if you are a strong woman and have the confidence to be able to show the world what you got and what you have to offer, than anything is possible. I have always been very tall and thick and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way. I am happy with who I am and have so much luv for all women of all shapes and sizes. N.U.T.TZ.: Are you looking to recruit females for your shows? Mikaylaxxx: I would love to have another woman join me in a show. I am very attracted to women as well as men. I haven't been with another woman yet "all out", I have kissed women and it excited me a lot, what can I say? The thought of doing more definitely turns me on. I would love to incorporate that into my shows one day for sure. I would love to do a video with another female in the future. I think that would be super hot! N.U.T.TZ.: What's your favorite position that makes you cum the most? Mikaylaxxx: Mmmm I love doggy style, can't get enough of the feeling of being pounded from behind and my fingers having access to stimulate myself as well. Love having my ass spanked and dirty talk too. I really like reverse cowgirl a lot as well, being on top and in control of it all. I love using toys as well in the bedroom. N.U.T.TZ.: Are you into anal? Mikaylaxxx: I knew that was coming. LOL Well I don't do a lot of anal. Has never really been my thing. My ass is very tight and I'd like it to stay that way. Haha, I'm not against it, if I'm really turned on, I don't have any problems with it at all. There are sometimes, that I crave it and want it real bad, that is the most intense orgasm to have. Being fucked in the ass and a vibrator on my clit. Mmmm you're starting to turn me on a little hehe N.U.T.TZ.: What advice would you like to share for those that would like to participate in the industry? Mikaylaxxx: First things first I would suggest to do a lot of research and don't just settle for the first "good offer". When you have been in the industry for a short time like I have, you really learn about who can trust and who you can't trust. Just to be on your toes at all times and go with your gut feeling. N.U.T.TZ.: Is there anything that you would like to say to the fans? Mikaylaxxx: Hell yes, I really want to take this time out, to thank you all who have been there with me through my venture from the first day. There has been some tough times and a lot of you have helped me through and made me see "I can do this" You all have made me more strong and confident than I have ever been in my life and that deserves one hell of a thank you. When you come from being shy to exposing yourself to the world, it takes a lot of courage. I love you everyone who has made me become what I am today. It really helps having the greatest fans in the world. Real people like me. I'm all about "keepin it real" baby! Thank you for coming on this awesome adventure of a ride with me. N.U.T.TZ.: Any shout-outs? Mikaylaxxx: Oh gosh, I feel like I;m standing a the podium on an awards show. Haha I don't wanna forget anyone, so if I do I'm so so sorry LOL I wanna send a shout out to James and Marcia from Adult Porn Mansion for finding me online and giving me the chance to be featured on their website. you are totally awesome and I thank you for having the faith that you do in me. Someone that is able to put you out there and work his ass off so hard for it, to live his dreams and incorporate your dreams into theirs as well, is something I really look up to. Something rare. I also have to shout out to all my sexy cam girl friends that have been with me all along on this whole ride and I have to say without these people, I would probably not be where I am today. Thank you everyone. N.U.T.TZ.: That bout wraps it up, I would like to thank you for taking time out and getting this interview done with me I really appreciate it. Good luck with your future projects and don't be a stranger to holla at me!!! Mikaylaxxx: Take care sweetie, Much LUV  

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MizDo...
December 13, 2009 (Report It)

i enjoyed your interview. hope you reach your goals and success. congrats and much more.

jugat...
August 11, 2009 (Report It)

excellent sweetie! xoxoxo

Curvy...
August 10, 2009 (Report It)

awwwww thank you guys. Means alot! :) MUAH sexy people:P

MrBig...
August 10, 2009 (Report It)

Congrats hun!I guess the finally realized what took me all of 20 minutes to see, that you are sexy and cool as hell!! Wait... that's and oxymoron or something huh? lmao! Nonetheless hun, congrats! u deserve it!

Tweety79
August 10, 2009 (Report It)

Kewl Beans baby!!! Nice interview too!! You seem to be not only hotter than 10 yards of hell but exremely well spoken....very sexy indeed! xoxoxo
  
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