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3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldnt fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a womans butt.

14. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum.

15. If there are two of them they high five each other. (and the girl isnt disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men dont exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend wont bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth.

19. Theres a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses love to suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, shell only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a mans cock, its important for him to keep reminding her to suck it.

26. Assholes are always clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a mans trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men dont have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling womans head and the other proudly on his hip.

Twas, the night before Christmas, and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.

No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter.
Thered be no damn reindeer, and no stupid clatter.

Thered be no fat elf, coming through my chimney.
Ill be alone, my computer and me.

I wont race to the window, to see him arrive.
Ill just sit right here.. with windows ninety-five.

Theres no one I know, as Im surfing around.
None of my regular buddies are found.

I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out.
Age, sex, location is all thats about.

As, I was about to go check out the net.
I got an E-mail, that I didnt expect.

A lady told me, she had read my profile.
And, ask, if I might like to chat for a while.

She said, if I didnt, then she would just leave.
But, she was so lonely, on this Christmas eve.

She said, its the first time, shed ever been on.
But, she heard, computers, could be so much fun.

She said, the computer, was usually locked tight.
But, she said, her husband, left it on. tonight.

Hes away on some business, Hell be gone all night.
So, she thought shed use it, I guess its alright.

She started to tell me, about her whole life.
How, she was expected to be a good wife.

She talked of her anger, frustrations, and needs.
Because, she was forced, to do such silly deeds.

She talked on and on, from one thing to the next.
Then finally told me.she was oversexed.

She didnt have sex, with her husband, she told.
Hes always too busy, and getting too old.

Then, she wrote me something, that made my heart vex.
She ask me to teach her, to have cyber-sex.

I said, if she wanted me to, that I could.
Then after an hour, she got really good.

After five hours, my fingers were sore.
I told her, that I couldnt go anymore.

She said, that was fine, because she was tired too.
And anyway, her husband, soon would be due.

She said she would be on, the same time next year.
Then ask, if I wouldnt mind, meeting her here.

She said, only. on this night, she could be found.
It is only. this night, her husband leaves town.

She said bye, and signed off..and I had to pause.
I think I just cybered..with Mrs Santa Claus !!!!


Hahaha Happy Holidays Everyone:)

Naughty Licks & Kisses

~Mikayla~