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How To Be A WWWanker
8:25AM on December 05, 2009
How to be a WWWanker In FREE CHAT
Mostly for the ladies but I am sure, all the men will get a kick out of it too! LOL
Happy Reading:)
1. Chat with me for a half hour about your fantasy... setting up a very detailed role play... and then buying a 10 minute show. If you want a short show, say that up front and I'll do my best to do a show that can reasonably fit within your time frame. But don't lead me to believe that you want a long show so I'll talk to you for longer.
2. Tell me you're going to buy a show but you just need to see my tits/ass/pussy/big toe/whatever first. Or tell me you want to see if my cam works first. I'm not an idiot. I have heard that a thousand times before. If by some miracle you ARE a legitimate viewer, please do not be offended if you receive a less than warm reception to this request. I hear it several times a day and 99.9% of the time its a time wasting freeloading wanker who is asking.
3. Expect a pity show. I am not a registered non profit and receive no funding from the government. I've heard every sob story in the book and most of them are BS. If you can't afford a show, why are you in my free chat?
4. Try to negotiate with me. My prices are extremely reasonable. This isn't priceline.com! If you want a cheap show there are plenty of girls charging a lot less than me. Go talk to one of them.
5. Send me as many messages as possible asking as many general questions as possible just to keep me talking. Or ask for my MSN or Yahoo. Yes I have both, but I use them for paid cam shows!
6. Say "Maybe" or "not yet" when I ask if you're interested in a show. No one has every bought a show who said that. "Maybe" means "No, but I know you'll stop talking to me if I say no so I'm going to string you along for a little while."
7. Get all self-rightous when I won't do a free show for you or chat with you for hours on end. Say "you're all about the money." YOU messaged me dude. YOU choose to message a girl who is CLEARLY stating that she is doing this for money. You're just mad because you can't afford a show so dont' take your financial woes out on me. Most people try to choose jobs that they enjoy but they still expect to be paid. How is this any different? If I do this for free, I have to go out and get a 'real job.' If I charge for it, I can stay home and play with myself. It's simple economics and it doesn't make me a bad person. I don't come to your place of work and ask you to work for free do I?
8. Don't answer my questions. When I say "so were you looking for anything in particular today?" say "you have great tits." When I say "I'm available now if you'd like a show" say "so where are you from? " Just be honest for gods sake. You don't HAVE to buy a show every night but at least be honest so I don't waste my time trying to figure out what you want if all you want to do is chat.
9. Tell me you've bought a show when you haven't and we are still in free chat. Because I'm SUCH an idiot I won't know what the difference between free chat and private chat is and you'll get a free show.... right?
10. Try to guilt me into doing a show for less. Tell me its your birthday... or that you thought that we really had a connection... or that you thought you were one of my favorites. Manipulation works SO well on me. click here for an example of this technique.
11. Try to trick me into talking dirty to you for free. Most guys start with "so what do you like?" or "what do you do in your shows?" or "what's your kinkiest fantasy?" None of these actually work but these guys just keep trying. Oh who could ever forget.... "what are you wearing?" I've heard it all so just move along little doggy.
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Linge... |
December 06, 2009 (Report It)
Hahahaha, right on. Don't let the haters annoy you, their opinion shouldn't hold any value - don't give them the power to control your emotional state. I personally do not know a single person that wouldn't opt to stay home and get paid to masturbate. Just because we like to shake our ass doesn't mean we have low IQ's, just the opposite actually..... *wicked giggle* |
Curvy... |
December 05, 2009 (Report It)
lol sw33tlips you had me going for a sec:P hahahahahaha damn I need sleep! Bed time for me! xx |
MsSki... |
December 05, 2009 (Report It)
ok see mikayla u didnt have to call me out..... i was gonna pay for that pvt that one day but remember my dog got sick and needed this expensive meds but i wanted to see you.....lol i know i'm silly...but hey its worth a try...kisses love made me laugh |
TinyT... |
December 05, 2009 (Report It)
I just made my rude, so this is like a pervert pop quiz for me.
Sure rude is for perverts, but whats that saying? "Stupidity is a privilege but you're abusing the privilege"- some sick keychain; Seems to go with your post great haha
#`11 is my personal pet peeve grrr! |
Curvy... |
December 05, 2009 (Report It)
Awesome Miss411, glad you feel a little better about that. Tweety! LOL love the 14 chips comment! Hahaha But as always I would have expected that comment that you posted. You are a true gentlemen. "Real" men don't have to beg, they just "get" when us women are shown respect. Respect goes a long way with women. You give it, you get it:) I posted this in the general forum to so ALL can have a good read! LMAO |
Tweety79 |
December 05, 2009 (Report It)
Yes, this blog might be for the ladies but I have a comment. I have been asked why I don't come chat in the private lobby sometime and I simply Don't just hang out there. I f I want you in private I will make arrangementss before hand and tell you what to expect and my needs. This is only common courtesy to you and I. I know the beggars are there but you won't see me in the chat lobby until it is time for a private. Kewl beans, just my 14 chips worth lol xoxoxo |
Miss411 |
December 05, 2009 (Report It)
this is right on the head...since my name change i haven't done any pvts. but i been on rude for 2 yrs..and you have made all of these sorry people "SHINE"...they just got 2 minutes of fame..why would we do any of these things just for a pvt..? i feel you when you say"if i wanted a real job i'll go get a real job"..these men are petty and just a waist of time...i helped a friend the other night in pvt. and omg..."stand up" shake it" let me see something first"will it be worth it"i just spent my last chips"...blah,blah,blah...are they serious and omg..when you don't give in to there horny demands..your evertything from lame to a B****...lmao..thanks sexy for this post...you made me feel better about how a private shouldn't go with these dorks...kisses |
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