3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70s couldnt fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a womans butt.
14. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum.
15. If there are two of them they high five each other. (and the girl isnt disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men dont exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend wont bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth.
19. Theres a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses love to suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, shell only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a mans cock, its important for him to keep reminding her to suck it.
26. Assholes are always clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a mans trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men dont have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling womans head and the other proudly on his hip.
