3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldnt fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a womans butt.

14. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum.

15. If there are two of them they high five each other. (and the girl isnt disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men dont exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend wont bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth.

19. Theres a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses love to suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, shell only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a mans cock, its important for him to keep reminding her to suck it.

26. Assholes are always clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a mans trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men dont have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling womans head and the other proudly on his hip.

 

Wow I didn't realize it's been sooooo long  since I last posted a blog. Life has been very trying for me in the last month or so. Lots of unbelievable issues have surfaced and have definitely tested my strength and ability to be able to deal with such craziness. But guess what? I'm still here! LOL On a serious note though, I was diagnosed with chronic depression last month and that is why alot of you haven't seen me online a whole lot like I used to be. Who would have thought someone who is living the life she dreamed of with a few exceptions, but to have pretty much everything she has wanted along with such great fans, friends and family.

How could someone with all that be depressed? Very easy actually and I am here as living proof, it can happen. I still don't quite understand it fully myself yet, just knew that feeling down alot, wanting to sleep all day everyday, not wanting to go out and socialize was becoming a huge  problem and ultimately affecting my job as well. That's definitely the total opposite of how I used to be.  But alot has changed in my life in the last few years, not so much in a good sense either. So that has been a real struggle for me and continues to be more challenging everyday.

 

I know that things will look up someday or at least I hope so. Life really can't be that bad, or can it? Only time will tell. One thing I will say is that having Chronic depression is scary, when I first started noticing my life going in a huge spiral, not being able to do anything about it and then sitting back and watching it all happen,  becoming suicidal, I knew something wasn't right. Being motivated is a huge task for someone that deals with depression. That means being motivated to do anything! Even something so important as to have the bills and living expenses taken care of.

When you start to not care about any of that, that becomes a huge issue and truly does affect your well being as it did with mine. Financial issues are finally starting to come together and things are starting to look up once again, just sometimes I wonder how long will it last this time? Seems to be an up and down thing.

 

I've spoken with a few of my  girlfriends online during my time away and I am thankful to know I'm not alone in this. Learning to take one day at a time and not overwhelm myself with too many things all at once. Having a psychiatrist and being on medication helps too! LOL Kinda scared about being on Anti Depressants but they seem to be helping things a little, so I take that as a good thing:) So now the world knows and honestly I feel alot better letting it out and not having to pretend anymore. With that said I am going to try and blog more from now on, whether it be personal, non personal, I am me,  and this is my place to say whatever is on my mind at any given time, so I plan to make more used of it:)

 

Hope you all have a fabulous week!

 

xoxo

Mikayla

OMG I've been so busy lately haven't had time to blog at all:( I thought I would take a few minutes and gab a little bit. Although I could go on for days about what's been happening lol I will keep it short and not bore you too much:) Hehe Jumping over one hurdle after another lately it seems. Lots going on in my friends lives and it seems like I'm running out of duct tape to help them. But I keep trying because that who I am. I'm not the person to give up so easily and for those of you that know me pretty well, you know this is more than true:)

I go above and beyond for people I care about and then some. 300% if you will. Hard to find that in anyone now a days. A good friend of mine that I have known for 8 years is going through some real shitty times right now and has been for the last 10 years or so, but it only seems to be getting worse in his mind. He has a lot of mental issues and depression, I can understand the depression thing, but never had it as severe as him to the point where everyday you live, you just wanna give up. It's been stressful because I am trying to get him to talk with a professional about this before it eats him alive. And he refuses:( Doesn't wanna talk to "strangers" as he calls it , let alone tell them his problems. I feel like after the last 3 months or so, that I am slowly making progess with him. We are now trying to think of a Plan "C" together. Still thinking hard about it. It makes it all the more difficult when you won't talk to anyone!

Not sure where we will take this road, but all I can do is be positive and keep trying. I care alot for him as we dated 8 years ago, but with his mental issues and depression that changed that all very quickly. We only got in contact again about 2 years ago. He said he wants help, but it's just a matter of going and getting it, without talking to people, I don't know how that's gonna be possible. We will see what happens though, after putting my whole heart and soul into trying to "save" him, I'm drained and gonna back off for a bit and concentrate on work again. I hate how life is so tough sometimes, it really makes other important things hard to focus on. But helping others, has always been my fortay, So I do what I have to do:) Hope you all have a great day, YAY! for the weekend soon! LOL

xoxo
Mikayla
 

LOL so after a few weeks of being gone from Rude, I am back. I had my account frozen for sending out my email in a shout. Really stupid in my mind, but whatever. Needless to say that will never happen again. So lot's NEW with me:) this past Friday I went and chopped all my hair off! LOL I love it! I was so tired of putting it up in a pony tail all the time, when I wasn't on cam, I decided it's time to get rid of it:) 15 INCHES GONE! Kinda makes me feel like a totally different person:) But definitely in a good way.

I also went to see the eye doctor yesterday, which of who I have not seen for almost 12 years! Yep, you heard the right, that wasn't a typo:P LOL My bad for waiting so long to get my eyes checked again. I found out that I am gonna be wearing glasses full time now:( BUT on a happy note, they are SEXY AS FUCK! :) So I will be happy to wear them and be glad that I can see more clear again:) I get to go pick them up when the prescription comes in, in about two weeks or so. I'm very excited and can't wait to show them off! I feel a naughty secretary or school teacher video and photo set coming! HAHAHA, hope you are all having a great week! Glad to be back:)

xoxo
Mikayla

 

Ok been slacking on blogging, been so crazy busy and stressed out. But things are finally starting to look up:) Will get back to uploading more naughty flix soon for all my fans. God I love you all! LOL I put one up last night, so if you haven't seen it, you need to check it out if your into Sloppy BJ's it's a HOT one:) Appreciate your patience with my crazy life been busy working my ass off;) As I will be moving out on April 1st into a new apartment, I'm excited as hell, get to be in a new environment and redecorate! WHOO HOO:) hehe

Mmmm so what's new with me? Well I ordered a bunch of stuff off my Amazon Wishlist and finally got it today, NEW TOYS, NEW SEXY OUTFITS, And damn can forget the perfume! LMAO. Nothing sexier than a smell of a woman! Lightly spritzed with a sensual perfume:) I have to say I do have awesome taste in perfumes. My three favorites I would have to say are, Light Blue by Dolce & Gabbana, Golden Goddess by Baby Phat and obviously Fantasy by Britney Spears.

I'm lucky, I don't remember what it's called but any perfume I wear smells exactly like it doesn't on me right out the bottle. I have heard alot of people say I give off a more sweet smell of the perfume hehe something in my glands I guess, is how it would be described. I think I love shopping too much lmao. I'm serious addicted to Amazon, it's crazy. AMAZON AMAZON AMAZON Hahahaha so I will keep this short, thought I would stop in and tell you what's been keeping me busy and you will be seeing more of me very soon:) Hope you all are having a fabulous week so far.

Licks & Kisses
Mikayla

 

Twas, the night before Christmas, and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.

No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter.
Thered be no damn reindeer, and no stupid clatter.

Thered be no fat elf, coming through my chimney.
Ill be alone, my computer and me.

I wont race to the window, to see him arrive.
Ill just sit right here.. with windows ninety-five.

Theres no one I know, as Im surfing around.
None of my regular buddies are found.

I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out.
Age, sex, location is all thats about.

As, I was about to go check out the net.
I got an E-mail, that I didnt expect.

A lady told me, she had read my profile.
And, ask, if I might like to chat for a while.

She said, if I didnt, then she would just leave.
But, she was so lonely, on this Christmas eve.

She said, its the first time, shed ever been on.
But, she heard, computers, could be so much fun.

She said, the computer, was usually locked tight.
But, she said, her husband, left it on. tonight.

Hes away on some business, Hell be gone all night.
So, she thought shed use it, I guess its alright.

She started to tell me, about her whole life.
How, she was expected to be a good wife.

She talked of her anger, frustrations, and needs.
Because, she was forced, to do such silly deeds.

She talked on and on, from one thing to the next.
Then finally told me.she was oversexed.

She didnt have sex, with her husband, she told.
Hes always too busy, and getting too old.

Then, she wrote me something, that made my heart vex.
She ask me to teach her, to have cyber-sex.

I said, if she wanted me to, that I could.
Then after an hour, she got really good.

After five hours, my fingers were sore.
I told her, that I couldnt go anymore.

She said, that was fine, because she was tired too.
And anyway, her husband, soon would be due.

She said she would be on, the same time next year.
Then ask, if I wouldnt mind, meeting her here.

She said, only. on this night, she could be found.
It is only. this night, her husband leaves town.

She said bye, and signed off..and I had to pause.
I think I just cybered..with Mrs Santa Claus !!!!


Hahaha Happy Holidays Everyone:)

Naughty Licks & Kisses

~Mikayla~

 

So I was searching online for a new web cam and came across The Point 2 View (P2V) USB Web Camera. I am very impressed with everything it has to offer and for all you girls with MACS, its compatible!!! :) And its only $70.00! That's a very good deal, With all it offers.There are two videos on youtube of a cam girl who already uses this web cam so you can see how fantastic the quality is and what this camera is capable of. I will be buying one for sure!

Technical Details

* 2 Megapixel USB web camera, with macro mode for excellent closeup images.
* Unique, multi-jointed stand, hand held grip, and universal monitor clip for unlimited view options.
* Continuous or single-click auto focus for clarity and sharpness every time.
* One-touch snapshot mode; snapshots can be refined and organized with included software.
* Plug-and-play for both PC and Mac; seamless integration with a wide variety of IM applications.

Product Description

The Point 2 View (P2V) is a USB Web Camera designed to free you from the usual screen-mounted web camera perspective. With its excellent 2 Megapixel resolution and unmatched versatility, the P2V will quickly become your favorite for video chats, business presentations, family photo sharing, and much more.

The key to the P2Vs wide range of uses is its unique stand. Featuring a solid weighted base and multiple joints, the P2Vs stand allows the camera to capture anything and everything, from any distance and angle. Additional view options include the P2Vs ergonomic grip hold the camera like a pen, and literally point to view as well as a universal monitor clip to attach the P2V to any standard laptop screen or monitor for a more traditional chat perspective. And with an unparalleled macro mode, you can take close-up video or snapshots from as close as 2 inches (5 cm) away for spectacular detail and clarity. The choice is yours.

Included software provides an intuitive way to take snapshots, review them, and then save and share them with family and friends. You can focus on your subject and take a snapshot with one-touch button functions on the camera itself, or refine focus, resolution, zoom, and image capture through the Camera mode menu on your computer. Use one-button autofocus for maximum customization, or use continuous autofocus for maximum convenience. Then, switch to Review mode to quickly and easily view, edit, and organize thumbnails of your photos. The software also provides an easy way to project images onto large screens for business presentations and more.

The P2V is fully compatible with most Instant Messaging applications, including Skype, Google Talk, Windows Live Messenger, Yahoo! Messenger, and AOL. Plus, the camera features cross-platform plug-and-play capability, and is easy to install whether youre a Mac or a PC user via any standard USB port.

The bad: Cannot record videoonly stillswith included software. But if you have another web cam like the Logitech Pro 9000 which is what I use, then you can just plug in that one for videos:)

I will post a full review when I get one, which will be very soon:)

xoxo

~Mikayla~

So I just posted this in the forum, but I thought I would share it with you here. I am sorry to hear that Nudity in the Private Lobby is ALLOWED and is a new policy for two weeks. I have alot to say about this, LOL So here it goes. I was going to do private shows full time in the lobby starting this week. BUT NOT ANYMORE:( First off, how does Rude even think this is a good idea? And who even thought of it? This is outright CRAZY!!!!!!

Alot of girls have a hard enough time getting private shows ANYWHERE especially if nudity IS ALLOWED in FREE CHAT. Why pay? When you can see it FREE? As if we don't have enough BEGGARS and WHINERS in the lobby already!!! I see this on a daily basis and I can totally see a HUGE DECLINE in private shows from this new temporary policy. So WE have the option of being NUDE or Not? Well let me tell you, if half the girls on the site are nude and someone comes into my lobby and asks me to get naked. I would be telling them to get a private show, but then I would hear, well so and so and so and so is nude in her lobby? Well I would be saying, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

So my question is, how does this help us?????? If we refuse to get naked without being compensated for it, then we lose out and they go else where. Wow this is such a great idea! NOT! Let's all work for FREE, how about that? Rolling Eyes I know alot of girls don't do this for a living, they do it for extra cash or whatever. But some of us, do this as a full time job, as our only job! And I will be damned if I am gonna work for free!

I have been in the adult web cam business for over 3 years now and have been on many adult web cam sites. Including my own personal website. I have been through my share of sites that just completely weren't worth it. I haven't been on Rude that long, maybe 5 months, but from this new policy, temporary or not.

I am not impressed. And would hate to see it added to my list of sites NOT to work for. I think that even allowing nudity to begin with, allow room for further doing, girls will start using toys and basically giving a full on free show. Very sad to hear. I also think that having this policy in effect for two weeks, isn't gonna stop it from happening after the 2 weeks. There is gonna be lots of rule breaking and it will not stop, I guarantee this.

Once you let it happen, it will keep happening. I think I will stick with private bookings only, then at least that way I know that they are paying to see me. This whole scenario sounds like it could get outta control real fast and personally that's not something I want to be involved in.

I have come to far in this business to give my shit away for free!!! Hell No!! Giving it away for free and teasing is two different things. I will do my private shows on a website that enforces their RULES and sticks with them! Where I don't need to get naked in FREE CHAT to pay my bills. Good luck with your new temporary policy Rude , glad I won't be a part of it. Sorry to anyone offended, but if you would like to see me in a private show you can go to this link and book some time with me.

www.rude.com/main/live_private/book_date/performer/106119521/


xoxo
~Mikayla~


 

Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend, as Did I:) It's Monday evening and I'm chillin, pervin on Rude:D I had my first Rude toon made, lmao not too sure if I like it or not:( Hmmm guess it takes some getting used to. Hahaha it was expensive as hell, so not sure what to make of it yet. What happens if you pay $25 for something that looks like shit? HAHA Well maybe I wouldn't go that far, but I seen some examples of them before I purchased and thought they looked way better! Who has pointy knees and fingers? LMAO the others had rounded realistic ones:( Maybe I am my own worst critic? Maybe I'm being whiny? Hmmm I don't know. LOL Anyways have a fabulous Monday evening to all:D

xoxox ~Mikayla~


 

Ok! I need to vent! Bitch is coming out! LOL I should be used to it but DAMN! I have been getting alot of requests to meet people to have sex with them FOR MONEY!! or to exchange messenger ID's even PHONE NUMBERS! WTF? Have you gone mad? LOL Seriously, I am am on Rude to socialize with people, make new friends ONLINE and work, not to use as a dating or "fuck me" service! I'm NOT a HOOKER! I'm sorry but if you leave me your phone number in my inbox, do you honestly think I will call you? HAHAHAHAHA Right! I will get right on that:P LOL I know alot of people use Rude for different ways, but damn at least be respectful and ask first or something. I didn't think Rude was a dating service? Hmmm Geesh, I am a "CAM WHORE" Not YOUR WHORE IN REAL LIFE! LOL! I DO NOT meet! I love all of you but I play it safe! With all the crazies online, you can NEVER be too sure:P If you want my personal IM, visit my website on my freaking Rude Page, DO NOT contact me just to chat on my IM! I do full time cam shows for a living and don't have the time to waste with freebie hunters or beggars! I will NEVER give out my phone number! So don't even bother asking! Too many more important messages to respond to. So from now on, if any message that I receive has anything to do with what I mentioned above, it will be deleted ASAP. And you will be blocked! I take my job very serious and don't have time for that shit. Yes I know that you wanna date me cause I'm so beautiful LMAO:P and blah blah;) but that will never happen! Got it? Good! Nuff Said..

Happy Hump Day All:) LOL

xoxox~Mikayla~


 

Not a good start to the week, but shit happens right? LOL I am so sick it's not even funny. Sure hoping it's not that swine flu crap:( I haven't gone out and got my shot yet. Feels more like strep throat. But I'm dizzy as fuck. I can barely talk and coughing OMG does that ever hurt!!!!!:( So I'm laying in bed drinking chicken noodle soup and popping cough drops and Neo Citran like crazy and sitting on Rude LOL. You know your addicted when..... Hahaha I Sure hope it passes soon. I hate being sick:( UGH Ok I had to vent, now I'm done whining LOL  

xoxox ~Mikayla~