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A Reformed "Badboy's" confession.
7:04PM on December 03, 2008

Beware.... is the sign that should be posted around my neck, ...according to others, who feel Strongly against my kind. For, "I" AM the one your Father warned you about and against. And your Mother... even though there was a warning given... there was also an encouragement to x-sperience Me, or someone like me ...At least once in your lifetime. "But Prepare yourself"... she adds. (For the fact) that even though this person will be "The One" to bring out the Deepest feelings of love from your heart... he'll also be "The One" who causes you the Deepest amount of pain, you'll probably ever feel!

Acknowledge Me... For, "I" AM the one, in the club, who when all of the wolves are surrounding you, howling, pawing, ...trying to get at your precious Meat... Your attention is drawn to "I"... The "One" who, even though our eye's met and locked for a few seconds, that was it! The end of the attention received from "I"! And for some reason, the one person ignoring you... has captured you! Can you hear that? Are you even listening? The warning bell's are sounding!

Daaiimm!!!  ...is the response that "I" receive from you, for when it comes to "knocking boots", Thee "I" knocked those muffuckas Off! "I" Am the "One" who makes you feel.... Say.... Do.... things you never thought you were capable of feeling, saying or doing, because U thought they were "Nasty".... And they are, ...But you loooove doing these Nasty things for "I" now! You've even tried shit that you once thought "Disgusting", but those things now... have become a part of your "special" sex repertoire and covers ALL of your "New Found" freaky skills & aptitudes that you now have, To satisfy the desire's of "I".

Bastard,  "I" Am now called... By you, because its been three days and you haven't heard from "I". This pisses you off! What pisses you off more is the fact that when "I" finally do come over... "I" act as if the three days of absence doesn't xsist! Xplainations haven't xsisted in my world since "I" left the under roof of my parents home and there will be none now. What you Can do is prepare yourself for whats about to happen to you.

Oh My GOD!!! Did that just happen!!?? How many was that?... I mean, I was counting ...because you like... made me count, but I wasn't really focused on... Oh my God! I cant Believe you made me cum that many Times... that was like... 31 times!!!... in a Row!! ..And I.. have.. Never,.... EVER.... "Squirted" in my entire Life.... Look at the sheets... Their Soaked!!! Goodness!!! What are you doing to me? Its like, ...you put some kinda "Voodoo" spell on and over me!? Oh.... My.... Goooodddddddah!!! I just Have to tell my best friend.....

Yolanda!!! You Bitch!!! How could you do that... To ME? I was your BEST Friend and you KNOW how I feel about Him! Oh my God, I don't believe you! ....YOU!!?? Of all people, You I trusted Most... and you do this to Me? ...ME!!??


"I" have Never... at anytime... claimed you as my woman... "I" have never agreed to a "relationship status"... "I" have never said, "I" don't see other females"... and You never asked, so thee "I" never spoke on it. However, right now... you have a choice... and you've had this choice all along. You can choose to deal with "I" and "I" ways, ...or you can choose not to. Whatever choice you make... thee "I" will accept.

 

 After you 'din got me all Hooked on you... Now I have a choice? ("I": No, as thee "I" have said, ...you've had the choice all along. (She: Why didn't you Tell me you didn't look at us as being a couple? ("I": Why didn't You question as to if we were? (She: How long have you been fuckin' Yolanda and these others you've never mentioned? ("I": Enough with the questions dem, the fact is "they xsist" and you have the option on whether you waan deal with that, or not......

March, will make it a year... since Yolanda and "She" ended their friendship, ...but x-cept's the fact that they both share thee "I" with no further questions asked. Neither x-spects more than what "I" give ....and thee "I" give's no more than what "I" choose to give. However... Thee "I" am always thinking and contemplating... and right now... "I" am thinking of a "New and Improved" friendship between "She" and Yolanda. Hey, its what my kind does!

Note: You can "Hate, Congratulate, or Participate" it's ALL beneficial to "I".

Disclaimer::: ( Condoms were involved throughout the whole process during this time in thee "I"s life. Names were change to protect thee "Not So Innocent" participants in "I" life at that time. Also, this is No longer the life style of the "I".) (Insert the ending to Micheal Jacksons song "Thriller" here.)




That is All.