Cujo's Guide To "GIVING GOOD PUNANI KNOWLEDGE".
11:24PM on October 17, 2008
 CUJO'S GUIDE TO "GIVING GOOD PUNANI KNOWLEDGE".
When it comes to "nyamming punani" (goin' downtown, eating pussy, etc..) its been pointed out, by Many women that a large number of Men make whats known as a "bee-line", straight for the puni, when there's actually a Much MUCH better route! It may take a little longer to get there, but it is a journey Well worth its traveling time! First, let thee "I" post a disclaimer ::: Even though the above title say's "Cujo's guide to"Giving...etc...", ...this is not to say that thee "I"s words are "the know all, to end all", ...its just what has worked for thee "I"..... Time..... and time..... and time..... Again! So sumpn' mus a gwaan Right!!
With that said.... Here's thee "I"s step by step, to what works for thee "I" and those few that thee "I" have chosen to deal with on the "Land Down Under" X-periment.
STEP ONE: First, and foremost ....before Anything takes place... recognize, that the body as a WHOLE, ..is a Erogenous zone.. and should be treated as such. Knowing THAT, one thing, ....can increase the pleasure of Anyone, tenfold. Go into it knowing that the journey starts from every other point, but the puni... and, that your journey will eventually lead to the garden of "O"s.
STEP TWO: Thee "I"s favorite spot to start I journey is the nape of the neck (rear to side to front), with a mixture of kissing, sucking and nibblits, on and about she neck, earlobs, cheeks, eyebrow, lips, with light kisses to the nose... All the while, caressing she shoulders, arms, hands, fingers, stomach, thighs, breast, not rushing to take she clothing off... ...and, avoiding the punash at all cost. Its as if it almost... if not, ...becomes a form of teasing, which builds upon the x-citement of "whats next"!?
STEP THREE: When you finally do decide to start removing clothing, do it in a way that the clothing itself, ...rubbing against she skin... is so slow and deliberate that she becomes even sensitive to That! Now that more skin is x-sposed, theres more to kiss, caress and tease... bringing into play what's known as "The Bliss Touch".
STEP FOUR: "Bliss Touch"---This is a form of Tantra, where you take just the very tips of you fingers and rub them very lightly (so lightly that it seems like you're only touching the hair on her skin). This technique is best served while she's completely naked and lying down. Doesnt matter whether lying on she back or stomach, the point is to sensitize the body to the slightest touch. Be sure to cover the WHOLE body with this touch, from hair to toe's... everywhere, xcept the puni! If done right... the "Bliss Touch" is UnFailable!
STEP FIVE: After awhile of doing the "Bliss Touch", add in kissing to she breasts, ...nipples, ...stomach, ...arms, ...lower legs, ...feet, ...inner/outer thigh and work your way slowly to the area >>>AROUND<<< she kitty. NOTE: Thee "I" Did say Around!! ...Not yet... (still a likkle more tease to bring she to a boil!) By this time, you should be able to compare she center to a "volcano" ..Riiight before it xplode's. Pay special attention to the aroma rising up and out of she center.... mmmmmmmmm ( Your wok dat! Be proud, mi bredda!)
STEP SIX: Now its time for some puni attention. But dont dive in yet! If U gyal is one who has pubic hair, by now the pubic hair is like an "electrical connect" to she goodie spot and if U rub U hands and fingers over she pubes in just the right way, ...for the right amount of "tease" time, you might get a trikkle.... a flow... or even a Squirt! ...without touching the puni itself! But If not, No worries... this is a body senses training process and it will "cum"... sooner or later. If U gyal is one with the smoooooveness (bald eagle), that area right between the puni and upper thigh is Now a minefield, so dont be surprised if when you put your lips there to kiss/nibble, ("Not On The Puni, the area Around") you get small xplosions and projectile juices! (Another Disclaimer ::: Cujo is not to be held liable for partial blindness, due to high velocity punani juice taken directly to the retina, and/or possible close drownings.) ::: So NO Lawsuits... I have No money for U Perv's. ....lets move on.
STEP SEVEN: The time has come to Dive Dive Dive!!! Please be aware of the warnings left at the end of step six, because if you have followed the steps correctly... That "Volcano" that thee "I" mentioned earlier in step five... Well, ...Lets just say, ""What da F*ck...!!?? ...Am I in Hawaii!!??"" There's going to be some Major "ish" goin' on at this time in U journey... im talkin' 'bout body tremblin', leg quake's, eye's rollin up and around in one's head. (NOTE: Its important to NOT mistake these symptoms for something out of an exorcist episode and go runnin' out the room at one of the Most important times of your journey! However you Might want to apply a LIL bit more Meaning to the term "Holdin' it down" ...and actually... Hold It Down!!) ...tremblin' and the shakes causes legs and arms to "Suddenly" flail out of nowhere and Now is not the time to be like: "This B din' Kicked me in the head and Knocked me the Fuck Out!!
STEP EIGHT: Once you've got that "come back here, gyal" grip in place, the tounge and lip's and chin and nose and..... .....Well I Did say DIVE, ...So... DIVE!!! ...But dive shallow! Dont dive in the deep end, ...not yet. Lick 'round the labia majora and the labia minora. (For the layman term users... "them Fat Ass Pussy Lips!" ..and them lil thin pink lips on the inside of them "Fat Ass Pussy Lips!!!"). Tease the opening with the tounge tip and switch it up with the flat of the tounge "the rough flat". Use the "wax on, wax off" motion. Tongue tease the clit, lightly licking the hood that hides the clit, until it is fully exposed, then move back to the lips. Hey, its still alright to tease, even after U have took the dive. After a few 10--- 20--- 30 mins or however long you choose, to swim in the shallow end, she should be giving you a steady flow of "O"s by now..... ....BUT!! ....Its 'bout Time to be heading towards the deep end!!!
STEP NINE: Time for The "Big One", The Big "O", ....the one that, once youre done and you sit up... you look like you been eatin glaze... Not the donuts that come with the glaze, ...Just the Glaze! Thee "I" personally like to make dem hold dem Own legs up with dem arms wrapped around dem calfs, ( from the inside) and see how long it takes for dem to lose control and let go, while thee "I" plant my hands on the back of dem thighs... take a few more loooong licks from the puni hole up to the clit..... and then........
STEP TEN: THE LOCK DOWN!!! ...Close down the lips, "with a likkle re-inforcement from the teeth" (No Hard teeth to clit contact) and apply my "Suck and Swirl" technique!! """Bloood Claaat!!! Tok 'bout som Movements yu naaah neva see u gyal do... Som sound yu naaaah neva ya u gyal mek befa!? Cris' to Raaaasss!!! The Only time you let go of the clit deh is to tell she "Dont you Let Go a Dem Blood Clot Legs" ("Suck and Swirl" "Suck and Swirl") "Hold dem tight Baby... You can do it!" ("Suck and Swirl" "Suck and Swirl" Suck and Swirl") ( Stick mi finger ina she puni, apply the in and out, ....the rotate, .....the G-spot press and hold, ....the G-spot pull) ("Suck and Swirl" "Suck and Swirl") "...I know, I know baby... but dont let go a de legs dem... hold it..... hold it.... ("Suck and Swirl") "Gyal dont let dat tounge Suck and Swirl defeat you, Hold dem legs up" ("Suck and Swirl") (finger stabout de puni) ("Suck and Swirl") ...(G- spot press and pull) ("Suck and Swirl") ...(G-spot) ("Suck and Swirl") ...(Stabout) (Suck and..... .................Baby gyal den jump out de bed an deh pon de floor tremblin' and pulsin' and Cummin... and Cummin some more!!
FINAL DISCLAIMER:::
CUJO IS NOT.... THEE "I" REPEATS... CUJO IS NOT... LIABLE FOR ANY STALKING THAT MAY RESULT FROM THE USE OF THE STEPS USED IN THIS GUIDE. CUJO ALSO TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR BROKEN WINDSHIELDS, SLASHED TIRES, KEY-ING OF VEHICLES, TREATENING BEHAVIOUR, SUCH AS PHONE CALLS, LETTERS LEFT ON DOORSTOOPS OR IN MAILBOXES, UN-ANNOUNCED VISITS AT THE JOB OR HOME, BODILY HARM, TERRORISTIC ACTS SUCH AS "BEING HELD HOSTAGE", ATTEMPTS OF MURDER.. AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVE A WOMAN... AND A WOMAN ON THE SIDE THAT YOU APPLIED THESE STEPS TO...... THEE "I" WILL NOT ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ASS KICKIN' GIVIN' TO WHICHEVER PARTY IS TAKIN' KICKING'S TO THE ASS!
....THAT IS ALL.
Peace and Respect.
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