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Weird Laws of Florida
1:09AM on February 23, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - FLORIDA
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few I found that still exist in Florida.
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STATE LAWS
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In Florida the Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
In Florida You may not kiss your wifes breasts.
In Florida Oral sex is illegal.
In Florida You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
In Florida It is considered an offense to shower naked.
In Florida You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
In Florida When having sex, only the missionary position is legal
In Florida It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
In Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
In Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
In Florida It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
In Florida If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Florida A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
In Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
In Florida It is illegal to sell your children.
In Florida Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
And In Florida Unmarried couples may not commit lewd acts and live together in the same residence.
I hope to do this as a weekly thing and bring you strange laws from around the United States.
CITY LAWS
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Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Broward County
Persons may not be inappropriately attired who work at hot dog stands.
Cape Coral
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
Cape Coral City
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
Daytona Beach
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isnt capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
Destin
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a bad cat.
If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, dont lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
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Hialeah
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Key West
Chickens are considered a protected species. Damn lol !
Miami Beach
Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
Termite farms are not allowed within the city.
No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.
Naples
Neon signs are prohibited.
Palm Bay
Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
Pensacola
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
Women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
Sanford
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of bona fide theatrical performances.
Sarasota
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.
You may not catch crabs.
Satellite Beach
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
Seaside
All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.
Tampa
Women may not expose their breasts while performing topless dancing.
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
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Juicy... |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
Umm... I think I am going to jail....lmao too cool |
RudeMcP |
February 26, 2011 (Report It)
(just nods knowingly) |
Canad... |
February 25, 2011 (Report It)
lmao how funny,please keep bringing these we all need a great laugh |
turbo... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol |
camcp... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol Hope you keep this blog going! |
watchit |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
well i know which state to exclude now ... when advertising on CL to sell my kids ;-}} gezzz u'd think some laws should be understood... but i'm half way ok with the singing in a bathing suit... unless you really sing well or wear the suit well ;-}}} funny stuff ;-}}} |
nigeblue |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
like it, brought a smile to my face for sure reading them |
hunny... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
"In Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown" I think just about every gay man in South Beach has broken this one... haa haa haa... hmmm have you looked at Mass yet??? |
shoot... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol only in america. good blog |
ferve... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
We should go ahead and petition the Spanish to reclaim Florida.lol |
BROOK... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
wow some realy silly laws there. I think when i was there i broke a few lol |
BROOK... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
wwow some realy silly as laws and i think i was there a broke a few lol |
MsHyp... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
That' funny Florida should be punished as a state if these laws were taken serious. LMAO |
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