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Trinity Interview
4:44PM on February 02, 2012
Trinity Interview
Just recently I had the fortune to be interviewed by Trinitysaij for her website. She is doing them for a number of members of Rude to help promote them. You can check these out on her website - just go to her page and click on the link next to her profile picture.
Or you can see my interview here:-
http://trinitysaij.com/blog/
Thank you Trinity for this wonderful opportunity.
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Things you didnt know
12:45PM on January 27, 2012
Strange Things You Likely
Didn't Know ???
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".
During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen
in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
purple and silver.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who
discovered this??)
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in
the USA."
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player
for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a
piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman
to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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2012
4:10PM on January 17, 2012
2012
Happy New Year to all my friends I wish you all the very best for 2012. This year will see a few changes for me. Firstly my daughter will be heading back to the UK in April to live. This means my final child will be flying the nest. I will miss her but she will be 21 in July and its time for her to strike out on her own in this world.
This will leave me free to be who I want to be finally. I have been restricted for a long time because of children. Now I can open those wings and fly.
I have exciting things planned for 2012. Firstly I have found someone who can host my website, I have had problems because of a moral clause in my husband work, which does not allow his surname used on porn sites. A good friend has offered to host it for us and I am really excited and thank her so much for this opportunity. I am working hard at the moment on content for the site and sorting through all my files at the moment, getting them in some sort of order.
I will also be getting back to having my cams on 24/7 so you can watch me eat, sleep, shower and do all those naughty things I know you pervs like to watch. I will also be reintroducing my group shows. I have a few ideas but if you have any you want to share please inbox me and I will see what I can do.
This year I also hope to do some travelling and meet up with some friends from Rude. I will be meeting up with hunnydust and Irishdem as always but also this year I hope to meet up with xCarolynx aka xfufux for some fun, pictures and videos. I have been invited to visit with pornluver and theo too and hopefully this will happen sometime this year.
Dave has a few business trips this year and maybe I will get to go with him, Washington DC in February and Ohio in March, all depends on his work allowing me to go - so fingers crossed. If I go you can be sure there will be some content filming and pictures. Maybe even a meet up with Master Draco and evollirpa- lets hope so.
There will also be the trips to the beach, glory hole (I hope), the mountains etc. Places to go things to see and content to build. I will keep you posted on the launch date for the site and watch out for new content coming soon.
Have a wonderful year all
Chesty xx
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kool! have fun!! |
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Weird Laws of New Jersey
8:22PM on June 13, 2011
Weird Laws of New Jersey
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
STATE LAWS
Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
You cannot pump your own gas.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to frown at a police officer.
In an attempt to foster kindness in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated Kindness Awareness Month.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
The third Thursday of October is designated as New Jersey Credit Union Day and citizens of the state should observe the day with appropriate activities and programs.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
You may not slurp your soup.
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
CITY LAWS OF NEW JERSEY
Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a Frown-Free Town Zone.
Blairstown
Shooting ranges are outlawed.
No street-side trees may be planted that obscure the air.
It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.
ldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Cranford
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Haddon
It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township
Clerk.
Cross-dressing is illegal.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Mount Laurel
Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Raritan
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Trenton
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
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ah, but it didn't say I could'nt get pickled on Sunday! lol |
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Weird Laws of California
4:13PM on May 17, 2011
Weird Laws of California
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court. This week's has some of the strangest and funniest I have seen so far. I don't think I will be moving to California anytime soon lol 
STATE LAWS
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
CITY LAWS OF CALIFORNIA
Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Carmel
A man cant go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the Fountain of Life.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Cerritos
All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Dana Point
One may not use ones own restroom if the window is open.
Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
El Monte
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Eureka
Persons may not sleep on a road.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
Fresno
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Glendale
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Hermosa Beach
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Indian Wells
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
Lafayette
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
Lodi
It is illegal to shoot silly string at parade participants.
Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
Los Angeles County
All food in a children's camp must be approved by the director before being used.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
Norco
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pacific Grove
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Palm Springs
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six pm.
Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Portola
One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
No person may carry a fish into a bar.
Unedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 oclock.
San Diego
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe ones car with used underwear.
Persons classified as ugly may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
San Luis Obispo
Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
Santa Monica
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
Shasta Lake
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Simi Valley
Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
Temecula
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.
Thousand Oaks
Before a business may have a going out of business sale, they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.<
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Weird Laws Of Michigan
10:22PM on April 26, 2011
Weird Laws of Michigan
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court. Todays selection is especially for JuicyJuice314 by special request
STATE LAWS
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named log cabin day.
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isnt allowed to cut her own hair without her husbands permission.
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
CITY LAWS OF MICHIGAN
Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couples own property.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
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MzGlinda |
May 01, 2011 (Report It)
there is some funny stuff there |
camcp... |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
There goes my new breakout company, now what do I do with all these yellow sparrows? |
RudeMcP |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
does a woman have to wear the bathing suit to have it inspected? |
RudeMcP |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
and sparrows and parakeets look so much alike....who wouldn't want to paint them? |
RudeMcP |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
legal to sleep with farm animals and chickens......hmm, don't they call that bestiality?
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April 27, 2011 (Report It)
(throws out decompression chamber) I have no use for this anymore |
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Weird Laws of Colorado
8:33PM on April 19, 2011
Weird Laws of Colorado
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
STATE LAWS
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
CITY LAWS
Alamosa
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Arvada
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Aspen
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Boulder
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
Colorado Springs
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Cripple Creek
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Denver
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Durango
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes unbecoming on ones sex.
Logan County
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Louisville
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
Pueblo
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Sterling
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Vail
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
No one may keep junk close to someone else.
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MzGlinda |
April 21, 2011 (Report It)
but I like dandelions....LOL |
camcp... |
April 21, 2011 (Report It)
tieing a glowstick to my cat's tail right now, lol |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
Damn. Nothing I enjoy more than taking out a few trees when on the slopes. |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
Cats need taillights? Where do you put the battery? Under its stomach? |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
What if my next door neighbor was good looking and I wanted to demonstrate the hose attachment? Heh heh heh |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
You mean I can't roll a boulder in Boulder? :O |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
As temperamental as llamas can be, I'd think they could graze anywhere they want |
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Weird Laws of Texas
6:58PM on April 12, 2011
Weird Laws of Texas
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court. I'm glad I don't live in Texas and all Rudies will probably think the same after reading some of these laws
STATE LAWS
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
It is illegal to sell one's eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another persons cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
CITY LAWS IN TEXAS
Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Austin
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Beaumont
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
Borger
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Clarendon
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas
Its illegal to possess realistic dildos.
El Paso
Urinating on the streets is illegal.
Appearing in public places wearing a lewd dress is prohibited.
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them.
Galveston
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
Offensive gestures will not be tolerated at any special event.
Bicycles must be operated at a reasonable speed.
One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.
No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.
Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
Harker Heights
No person may disturb a church service by swearing.
Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.
Houston
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Jasper
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.
LeFors
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arms length of alcohol including alcohol in someone elses blood stream.
Mesquite
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Richardson
It is illegal to do U Turns.
It is now illegal to place a for sale sign on a car if it visible from the street.
San Antonio
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
Temple
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
Texarkana
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
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Juicy... |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
WOW lol |
Canad... |
April 19, 2011 (Report It)
i think i broke many of those laws while living in texas guess me lucky,lol |
camcp... |
April 14, 2011 (Report It)
I lived in Galveston years ago and I don't remember anyone getting up before noon on Sunday! |
MzGlinda |
April 13, 2011 (Report It)
I do not want to be a Yellow Rose of Texas...LOL |
CLYDE... |
April 13, 2011 (Report It)
looks like i wont be moving to Austin! |
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Weird Laws of Iowa
5:51PM on April 05, 2011
Weird Laws of Iowa
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
STATE LAWS
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.
A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids.
Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.
Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the diseases probable origin.
All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.
City Laws
Bettendorf
Liquor stores may not place advertisements for beer outside the store.
Cedar Rapids
It is illegal to read persons palms in the city limits.
Dubuque
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
Fort Madison
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Indianola
The Ice Cream Man and his truck are banned.
Marshalltown
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Mount Vernon
One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway.
No person may pick a flower from a city park.
All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM.
Ottumwa
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
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camcp... |
April 06, 2011 (Report It)
Dang, and I was headed that way this weekend to throw some bricks and pick flowers. lol |
CLYDE... |
April 06, 2011 (Report It)
dang no ice cream wagon...glad i am not in that town! |
RudeMcP |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
Abd I'm now supposed to feed my horses how? |
shoot... |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
funny |
DUDE_333 |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
WOW!!! Can kiss a woman in public if you have a moustache...wth??? |
MsHyp... |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
Kissing for only 5 mins? Um I'm never visiting Iowa lol |
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Thanks Chesty I enjoyed reading that ... |
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All Night Photo Shoot
9:26PM on March 29, 2011
PHOTO SHOOT
Saturday 26th March 2011 - RudeMcP and I set off to meet with Master Draco for an all night photo shoot at a local hotel. Little did I know what I was letting myself in for lol. 11 photo shoots and 8 movies. When I finally got to bed I was exhausted, 3 hours sleep in 48 hours damn!!
Just to let you know what to expect in the coming months - most are for the fetish people
Mummification
Shower
Oil
Paddling/whipping
tickling
bondage
ice torture
nipple clamps/gags
pussy pump
and an assortment of vibrators
and a costume set
I still have some photo sets from my last visit with the Master to upload yet but as you can see we had a very busy weekend. If I don't answer you in house chat or my name isn't in chat its probably because I'm editing all the content.
RudeMcP and I are house hunting too - which is taking us away from the cams and chat for a while. If you need us send us rude mail - or take pot luck on us being in chat.
Happy perving
Chesty x
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cool i can't wait |
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Weird Laws of Conneticut
9:12PM on March 29, 2011
Weird Laws of Conneticut
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
This week's choice is in honour of our recent road trip that took in Conneticut.
STATE LAWS
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
TOWN LAWS
Devon
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Guilford
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
Hartford
You arent allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
New Britain
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Rocky Hill
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Southington
Silly string is banned.
Waterbury
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
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shoot... |
March 30, 2011 (Report It)
lol good ones |
BROOK... |
March 30, 2011 (Report It)
lol
this is not far from me i'm in boston glad to kno lmao |
camcp... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
I have enough trouble walking forward in daylight! |
MsHyp... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
Well the no selling of alchol on Sundays is still in affect in Arkansas... they looked at me like I had problems lol! |
CLYDE... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
I am all in favor of the bouncing pickle one!! |
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Weird Laws of Ohio
11:57PM on March 22, 2011
WEIRD LAWS OF OHIO
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
This week's selection is for Master_Draco as he will soon be heading out that way.
STATE LAW
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speakers stand, you can be fined $25.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio drivers education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
CITY LAWS
Akron
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.
Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
Bay Village
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Bexley
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Canton
Electric fences are banned.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
Power Wheels cars may not be driven down the street.
It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendents permission.
Cincinnati
Anal intercourse is banned.
Cleveland
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
Its illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Fairview Park
Items left on a tree lawn become city property.
Its against the law to honk your horn excessively.
Ironton
Cross-dressing is against the law.
Lima
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
Lowell
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
McDonald
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.
North Canton
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Oxford
It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
Its illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a mans picture.
Paulding
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Strongsville
Catch 22 is banned.
Toledo
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Youngstown
You may not run out of gas.
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
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mstre... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
This was good I liked..it.. off to read the rest |
BROOK... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
This was funny lol |
MsCum... |
March 25, 2011 (Report It)
Anal intercourse is banned wow I couldnt live there...lol |
Chest... |
March 24, 2011 (Report It)
Apparently Decoration Day is the former name for Memorial Day in the USA |
RudeMcP |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
What the hell is Decoration Day? |
Maste... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol , wicked funny Chesty |
MsHyp... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
Funny |
Canad... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol,love them they are getting so funny. |
camcp... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
No duck walking for Master_Draco! lol |
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What A Trip
11:27PM on March 19, 2011
Massachusetts, New York and Conneticut
Having a few days off, RudeMcP and I decided to take a road trip, a sort of pre honeymoon trip- if there is such a thing but as we didnt get away after we got married it was a nice short break. We decided to head off down the Mohawk Trail and stay over in New York.
The day started early as that morning my daughter also had her interview of her permanent residency with the Immigration at 8am. This all went well and we have both now been approved for permanent residency.
We dropped her off at home, picked up our overnight things - not forgetting the laptops and cameras, and set off on our way around 10am. It was a beautiful day and temeratures were set to rise to 58 degrees. The sun was out and looked wonderful across the hills and tress, rivers, waterfalls and lakes. My poor camera didn't stop. Half way along the trail is a wonderful Indian Gift Shop. I just had to buy myself this great cowboy hat- I tried it on and amazingly the first one I tried fitted and I loved it. A few more pictures around the teepees and bears around the shop and back on the road.
We wended our way through the hills and dales, through many towns including Florida, which all Shortbus Review patrons will know brought a smile to our faces and McP had to get his picture next to the sign, and on into New York. I must say here that back in England (and I think I speak for most of the British here) most of us believe that New York is a vast tower block City, little did I know that the State of New York is mostly trees, fields hills etc. It was magnificent and so quiet. Yes the odd town and city but nothing like I imagined. We all believed that New York City WAS New York not the open countryside that I saw. I will be writing home with pictures to show them what they are missing.
We stayed the night in Hudson New York. I lovely quiant town. The Village green outside our dining room window with fountain etc. In the morning we took a stroll around it - seeing a solitary fireman sat on a bench waiting what looked like for the fire station to open lol. There is a train track that runs through the square past the green - it looked so sureal running through at 8.30 in the morning, just like a train rolling up into an old western town on the old movies.
We headed off again around 9.30 not really knowing where we were going just taking things as they come and somehow ended up in Conneticut around lunchtime. We stopped at an Italian for lunch and across the road we found where the devil likes to play - Satans Kingdom - we had to get a few pics - yes bare titties as well, even though it was on the main road lol. Apparently Satan likes to hangout down by the river in a local park.
Off on our merry way again through the city of Hartford with amazing tower blocks - much taller than England though I expect not as tall as New York City, but still very impressive. We eventually came across a little place on the border of Conneticu and Massachusetts called - Wales - lol. Back in England I had a holiday home in Wales. Had to get pics of there too, for the folks back home. The other amazing thing we stumbled on was an old British Telephone outside a store. I couldn't believe my eyes.
Nearly 2000 pictures, 100 cities and towns and 3 states later we eventually arrived back - tired out but happy after a wonderfully couple of days. America has some amazing places and I am so looking forward to our next trip.
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March 24, 2011 (Report It)
sounds like you had a great time, thanks for writing about it and the photo's. Hope you have many other good trips too |
turbo... |
March 21, 2011 (Report It)
great trip i see |
RudeMcP |
March 20, 2011 (Report It)
It was an amazing trip. With more time we can do some visiting, as we have a few offers. |
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Weird Laws of Washington
6:11PM on March 15, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - Washington
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few that still exist in Washington. Thank you to Johnboy78 for sending them.
STATE LAWS
It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
Why does this law exist?
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that ones parents are rich.
One may not spit on a bus.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
City laws
Bremerton
You may not chuck peanuts on the street.
Everett
It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.
Lynden
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
Seattle
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Women who sit on mens laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
No one may set fire to another persons property without prior permission.
It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.
Spokane
No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.
Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.
TVs may not be bought on Sundays.
Spokane County
Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.
Waldron Island
No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.
Walla Walla
It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park.
Wilbur
You may not ride an ugly horse.
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camcp... |
March 16, 2011 (Report It)
lol, these are great! |
MsHyp... |
March 15, 2011 (Report It)
It kills me how did people come up with it? |
Canad... |
March 15, 2011 (Report It)
wow these laws are getting way too funny now. |
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Weird Laws of Pennsylvania
5:40PM on March 08, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - Pennsylvania
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few I found that still exist in Pennsylvania. Thank you to Pornluver for some of the ones listed.
STATE LAWS
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It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official beer distributor.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
You do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
City Laws in Pennsylvania
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Allentown
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
Bensalem
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
Carlisle
In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block.
Connellsville
Ones pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
Danville
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Millville
The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.
Morrisville
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Newtown
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical
inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
Pittsburgh
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
Ridley Park
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Tarentum
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
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Canad... |
March 13, 2011 (Report It)
these are getting cuter and cuter wow alot of law breakers i guess,lol. |
Mr_6M... |
March 11, 2011 (Report It)
Funny but all 2 tru |
MsHyp... |
March 10, 2011 (Report It)
The Laws get weirder and weirder lol |
camcp... |
March 10, 2011 (Report It)
I like to walk backwards eating peanuts, guess I'll stay in Arkansas! |
sw33t... |
March 08, 2011 (Report It)
i found this 2 be very interesting |
johnb... |
March 08, 2011 (Report It)
*makes note to self* Do NOT move to Pennsylvania.....I'll have to look for some for Washington state and send them to you for your blog :D |
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Weird Laws of Massachusetts
4:33PM on March 01, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - MASSACHUSETTS
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few I found that still exist in Massachusetts.
STATE LAWS
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It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol.
Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Quakers and witches are banned.
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.
Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.
Public boxing matches are outlawed.
CITY LAWS
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Boston
It is illegal to play the fiddle.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.
Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.
It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.
An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.
Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common.
No one may take a bath without a prescription.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
Burlington
You may not walk around with a drink.
Cambridge
It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday.
Hingham
You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street.
If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.
Hopkinton
Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited.
Longmeadow
It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.
Marlboro
It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun.
Silly string is illegal in the city limits.
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.
Milford
Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
Nahant
Sleds may not be coasted down streets.
It is illegal to excavate any city street.
Newton
All families must be given a hog from the towns mayor.
North Andover
An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
Woburn
In bars, it is actually illegal to walk around with a beer in your hand.
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camcp... |
March 02, 2011 (Report It)
No wonder my dad wouldn't allow manhatten style Clam Cowder in our house! |
CLYDE... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
I have broken more of these laws than I would ever admit to! And thank goodness I dont live in Massachusetts only thing I have going for me is Sunday Mass!!! |
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March 01, 2011 (Report It)
Oh Great! I can't play my fiddle in Boston? well I'm not going then !...."In bars, it is actually illegal to walk around with a beer in your hand."
And this one is just nuts...Good Blog Chesty...very funny :) |
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March 01, 2011 (Report It)
Some strange ones. except the one bout it being illegal to detonate a nuclear device. Kinda happy bout that one :) |
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March 01, 2011 (Report It)
It's seems that back then they was trying to be prepared for anything lol so funny |
Canad... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
wow they get funnier and funnier |
shoot... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
got some strange ones |
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Weird Laws of Florida
1:09AM on February 23, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - FLORIDA
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few I found that still exist in Florida.
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STATE LAWS
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In Florida the Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
In Florida You may not kiss your wifes breasts.
In Florida Oral sex is illegal.
In Florida You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
In Florida It is considered an offense to shower naked.
In Florida You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
In Florida When having sex, only the missionary position is legal
In Florida It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
In Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
In Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
In Florida It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
In Florida If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Florida A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
In Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
In Florida It is illegal to sell your children.
In Florida Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
And In Florida Unmarried couples may not commit lewd acts and live together in the same residence.
I hope to do this as a weekly thing and bring you strange laws from around the United States.
CITY LAWS
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Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Broward County
Persons may not be inappropriately attired who work at hot dog stands.
Cape Coral
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
Cape Coral City
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
Daytona Beach
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isnt capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
Destin
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a bad cat.
If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, dont lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
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Hialeah
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Key West
Chickens are considered a protected species. Damn lol !
Miami Beach
Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
Termite farms are not allowed within the city.
No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.
Naples
Neon signs are prohibited.
Palm Bay
Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
Pensacola
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
Women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
Sanford
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of bona fide theatrical performances.
Sarasota
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.
You may not catch crabs.
Satellite Beach
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
Seaside
All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.
Tampa
Women may not expose their breasts while performing topless dancing.
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
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Juicy... |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
Umm... I think I am going to jail....lmao too cool |
RudeMcP |
February 26, 2011 (Report It)
(just nods knowingly) |
Canad... |
February 25, 2011 (Report It)
lmao how funny,please keep bringing these we all need a great laugh |
turbo... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol |
camcp... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol Hope you keep this blog going! |
watchit |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
well i know which state to exclude now ... when advertising on CL to sell my kids ;-}} gezzz u'd think some laws should be understood... but i'm half way ok with the singing in a bathing suit... unless you really sing well or wear the suit well ;-}}} funny stuff ;-}}} |
nigeblue |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
like it, brought a smile to my face for sure reading them |
hunny... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
"In Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown" I think just about every gay man in South Beach has broken this one... haa haa haa... hmmm have you looked at Mass yet??? |
shoot... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol only in america. good blog |
ferve... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
We should go ahead and petition the Spanish to reclaim Florida.lol |
BROOK... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
wow some realy silly laws there. I think when i was there i broke a few lol |
BROOK... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
wwow some realy silly as laws and i think i was there a broke a few lol |
MsHyp... |
February 23, 2011 (Report It)
That' funny Florida should be punished as a state if these laws were taken serious. LMAO |
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Permanent Residency
5:24PM on February 04, 2011
PERMANENT RESIDENCY
OMG The day has finally come. I received in the mail today my Permanent residency ID card -(green card). I am now officially a resident of the United States of America!!! I can't believe it, I'm so happy I'm crying as I write this. I can finally call America home.
Thank you to all those that have supported us along the way. It was a long hard road but so worth the journey.
The link to the website that they gave me starts off :
Congratulations on becoming a permanent resident of the United States of America. On behalf of the president
of the United States and the American people, we welcome you and wish you every success in the
United States.
The United States has a long history of welcoming immigrants from all parts of the world. America values
the contributions of immigrants, who continue to enrich this country and preserve its legacy as a land of
freedom and opportunity.
As a permanent resident of the United States, you have made a decision to call this country your home. As you
work to achieve your goals, take some time to get to know this country, its history, and its people. It is now
both your right and your responsibility to shape the future of this country and ensure its continued success.
Exciting opportunities await you as you begin your life as a resident of this great country.
Welcome to the United States!
wow what a welcome. Thank you all once again for all you have done to help. I love you all
Chesty xxx
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RudeMcP |
February 28, 2011 (Report It)
the process isn't quite yet complete, but at least you don't have that hanging over you. Welcome, fellow American! |
RudyB... |
February 13, 2011 (Report It)
Welcome to the USA. Yes, a nation of immigrants. I'm first generation French. My mother-in-law has English blood that goes back to the Revolutionary War and Scottish blood around 1820. Guess that is where my wife's Red hair is from. I love the Gingers...lol |
clitoral |
February 10, 2011 (Report It)
congratulations hun, jus don't forget the uk... love and light ...xxx |
bigda... |
February 10, 2011 (Report It)
congradulations chesty |
ladie... |
February 09, 2011 (Report It)
Congrats Chesty...Welcome to America...I hope that you have a great time here |
Summe... |
February 07, 2011 (Report It)
Congratz!!! |
Sweet... |
February 07, 2011 (Report It)
Yay Chesty!! |
pornl... |
February 06, 2011 (Report It)
Yes it is a great thing. And now to do some travling and visit me. I am so happy for you and now you can have a long happy life with the man you love now that the long trip is over and you are a permint resident of these great united states. |
paddy... |
February 06, 2011 (Report It)
well done on sticking it out, and congratulations on persevering long enough to get the green card ;)
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paddy... |
February 06, 2011 (Report It)
well done on sticking it out, and congratulations on persevering long enough to get the green card ;)
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shoot... |
February 06, 2011 (Report It)
congrats |
Chest... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
wow so much love - thank you all so much xx |
hunka... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Welcome to America Chesty !
Please keep working hard as any American dose...
Working on Your American dream.....
Lots of love ,
Love,
Hunk |
CLYDE... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Congrats!!! We know all about the looooong drawn out process!! |
Maste... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Bout time the government took care of that (lazy bums) ...Congrats Chesty and ...Welcome Home!!! |
peter... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Congratulations Chesty |
camcp... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Excellent, congrats! |
UKnewguy |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Congratulations :) :) Buy dont you forget your roots, now will you ?? ;) |
evoll... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Yay!!!Finally, congrats Chesty |
mz2da... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Congrats |
steel... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
All my Contrats to ya and may Mis Liberty smile down at you and always keep her light upon you and a warm glow in your heart. |
real-... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congratulations, Chesty!!! |
Denir... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congratulations! |
turbo... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
congrats! |
xCaro... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congratulations Chest :0 And Mc P. Now your finally together in your new home:) |
MyBlu... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congrats! A warm welcome. |
drago... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
congrats chesty |
ferve... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congraulations Chesty :) Great to have you as a Permant American. |
Bandaids |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congrats!! it was a long and trying haul but you made it!! |
Canad... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
amazing congratulations |
hunny... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Both Irish and myself are so happy and excited for you.... Yay... woohoo and houray!!!!!! |
MsHyp... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congratulation!!! |
Biggu... |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
Congrats my Dear |
sweetpea |
February 04, 2011 (Report It)
congrats hun |
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Four Years
1:25PM on December 31, 2010
FOUR YEARS
Christmas Day and my fourth year on Rude. It doesn't seem that long.Its also my fourth anniversary on meeting RudeMcP. Who knows what this next year brings but at least we are now together and married. As far as Rude is concerned I'm not sure what will happen. Things change, people come and go. I wish all the very best for 2011, health, wealth and happiness.
Chesty xx
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RudeMcP |
December 31, 2010 (Report It)
4 fabulous years. I expect nothing but good for you in 2011, primarily because I won't let any bad come. Just do what you do and worry not about the others. It's all about having fun, always was, and that's what I wish for you in 2011, lots of fun. |
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Hunnydust and Chestylicious
6:24PM on November 24, 2010
Hunnydust and Chestylicious
Just recently Hunnydust and I had the opportunity to meet up at Master Draco's house for some photo shoots. It was our first meeting and I have to say I was very nervous because she is younger than me and very sexy with a great figure. I had no reason to worry we got on very well indeed and had lots of fun together and now have become what I consider great friends.
During the day we did a Christmas photo shoot for Rude Magazine, which was published with hunny and I on the cover.
We also got all wrapped up in plastic sheeting, had a very fiercely competitive pillow fight, were covered in cola and mentos outisde which resulted in very wet see-through t-shirts, got covered in chocolate, cream, strawberry sauce and fondant icing and had to shower off together as only girls do lol. I hope you enjoy the pictures, which you can also purchase in my Rude Pix for you to keep.
http://www.rude.com/Chestylicious/pictures
Since that first meet we have met up for a game of strip pool with Irishdem and Hunnydust who also invited a shy friend along, whom I am sure enjoyed the view.
Hunnydust also conducted our Affirmation of Marriage Ceremony, supplied a wedding cake and champagne making our day very special and I thank her very much. Once again Irish and Master Draco were in attendance to take the pictures, which will be put up soon, once edited etc.
I am sure Hunny and I can come up with lots more interesting and fun shoots for your enjoyment so keep watching
Happy Thanksgiving to all
Chestylicious xx
Please stop by and send some love to my photo shoot helpers and of course Hunny's page.
www.rude.com/hunnydust
www.rude.com/Irishdem
www.rude.com/RudeMcP
www.rude.com/Master_Draco
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hunny... |
January 02, 2011 (Report It)
I do have to admit that I was very anxious to meet you as well... You have done so much more then I have and are so self confident... it was very easy to relax and be myself. I am so happy that we met and that we have become such good friends. |
turbo... |
November 27, 2010 (Report It)
hot blog and a great day you and mcp had! |
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