Spank Rude McP!
8:49PM on March 15, 2008

Now that I have your attention! - LOL
Yesterday began as a rather sad day for me, March 14 is my son's birthday, and he's been missing now for 16 years (he's my only child). If he's alive he's now 35. So I don't expect much on this day, I kinda lay low. I needed some blood work done so I went to the lab, they told me my doctor had ordered a cholesterol level along with some other work and my insurance wouldn't cover it so it would cost me $32. I remembered that if I donated blood, they would check my level for free, so I declined that test and headed over to the blood collection place. When I got there I discovered that for donating blood that day I received an AWESOME free t-shirt and a certificate good for an oil change on my car! The day began to look ok!
When I arrived home I discovered that I had two more subscriptions to my week-old website, which THRILLED me! This is due to the wonderful work done by my webmaster, Ravynsxxx, my knight in medieval armor, who not only designed my beautiful site but also holds weekly shows here on Rude where I learn SO MUCH - Don't miss his shows!
I next went to chat with the enchanting Chestymorgan, of Great Britain, who was smiling like a pussy with a full bowl of cream! She'd just been informed by Rude's chief Red Op RudeMcP, the lucky bastard who has stolen her heart and everything attached to it,that she is booked on a flight to the US and WILL be in Massachusetts in May, when I will also be there, so our wrestling match in GREEN JELLO is on! YAY! While chatting with this gorgeous lady, her page views hit 100,000, so McP and I are not the only ones looking forward to her visit! lol While visiting with McP, Chesty and I will be SPANKING HIM as he will not stop TIPPING the lovely ladies of Rude, and he really needs to save his tip money to help pay for the plane ticket for the lovely Chesty and to also replace any of her toys that don't make it through customs! (You've SEEN her collection, right?) When my very fabulous photographer, who lives in PA, heard that the fabulous Chesty would be here, he immediately put in for time off so he could snap some yummy pix of the two of us together, doesn't that ROCK?
Could this day have turned out any better? Nope!