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Been too long!
6:35PM on July 27, 2009

Hi everyone!

Really spank me hard cuz I haven't written in ages;-(

Life has been busy with puppy Phoebe and Jelly our parrot;-) Phoebe is now about 8
months and is growing so much! The house we moved into luckily has a doggie door so
that really has helped with the potty training.

Jelly and Phoebe get along now as much as a dog and a bird can;-P PHoebe is a very
curious puppy and lol not the brightest...we all say this with love. You will tell her
something over and over again and she just doesn't get it sometimes;-P We have a
saying here when she does something off the wall or doesn't understand something 'you
are lucky you are cute';-) She loves the camera lol...the minute you start taking a
picture, she will seriously pose..as best as a puppy can.;-P

We haven't shot much lately because our living conditions aren't open to alot of
shooting, at least right now. I know that sounds very vague but we do want to shoot
stuff and we do want to bring Penis or Plastic back!;-(

What else is going on? I've been doing Rude privates and enjoying it;-) I got the Hitachi wand!(a gift from a member, ty!) I'm so excited not only cuz now I understand what all the females on different sites have been
going on and on about but the orgasms are the best...not as great as the real thing
though.;-)


I got a really awesome silver/blk bra/thong...the bra is so different...it's low cut
bra so the boobs show...however, theres this blk lacey (and ribbon) that is sewn on
both sides of the bra so that the lacey goes right across the boobs. I have to be
careful about it though in the free area for private 1 on 1's;-P

I also got a pink booty shorts w/'superslut' on them;-) I never really felt
comfortable in booty shorts but these feel really good!

That is it for now, I'll try to write more sooner than I did this time;-P

xoox Alanna

Forgot to mention...
12:12AM on January 31, 2009

Hiya;-)

TGIF!  So I forgot to mention a few things...

Along the lines of Penis or Plastic on RudeTV Saturday nights...if you happen to watch the show or haven't seen it and want to watch it OR you are thinking 'what is this Penis or Plastic?'...check out the archives! ;-)  We definitely need new guys!  So if you are in the Phoenix AZ area...live here or are visiting..and you want to be on the show, oh please email me!   Not that I don't love the guys who we have had on the show lots of times (i do love my guy friends hehe) but I want to give them a break lol...get some fresh new faces on the show;-)  (By the way, Travis aka Assholes 107..if you are reading this, I love you and really thank you for all your hard work on P or P

We really have so much fun!

Seth and I are cooking up a different thing but I can't say anything just yet...we have the format etc just need to make sure we can do it.

That's it for now....I need to scoot;-(

xoxo Alanna

As of late...
3:43PM on January 29, 2009

Hiiii;-) I wanted to keep ya'll updated on what's going on!

First, we have a great contest going right now for the site. (lol..this is going to sound crazy but I'm not really sure I can post my site url in here so I will for now have you click on the link for it under 'Friends referred' next to my picture if you could please;-)) If you join between well now until 6 pm ET on Superbowl Sunday and the Cardinals win, we'll DOUBLE your membership! So if you sign up for a month, you'll get a month free! A year? get a year free! (except for trial membership) And if they lose, well you'll be a member of a great site that's been around for 8 yrs now! hehe

Although we have lived in Michigan and still fans of teams there, we have grown to love Arizona teams.;-)

Second note...I have been working out now for over 2 weeks with 1 break and that's only cuz friends came over and it turned into a drinking thing;-P Can't drink when you are working out...all drunk and tryiing to work out doesn't work;-P

I also have been eating better. So far so good! I haven't even wanted to eat any carbs or bad stuff. I know me, one day I don't go to the gym, I'll lose that 'habit' feeling. Twenty-two days is the key!

Penis or Plastic is still going strong! We are having our Superbowl themed show this Saturday and can't wait! woohoo! The show is from 8-10 pm MT and should be alot of fun!! Thanks to those who have emailed with great ideas!

That's it for now, unfortunately...we are both working just about everyday and staying strong with the sites;-)

I will admit that I haven't been hanging out in my Live house chatroom lately...to be honest, some guys will be SO mean and 'why aren't you naked?' even when I explain this is voyeur cams and I'm doing privates. grrrrrrr . So that one day of that turned into a week, turned into...;-P 

Have a great week and GOOOO Cardinals!

xoxoxo Alanna