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My Blog :: I have discovered that there is a formula to good head:
Posted on Thursday, October 5 2006 at 06:17 pm [Edit Post]
P.E.T.E Passion, Enthusiasm, Technique, Energy: Passion- You can't give good head unless you like to, want to be good, have a burning desire to get your partner off hard! You have to love it! Be into, wild and free! Energy- Vigor, activity and motion all meet to generate heat. Technique-Is where attentiveness meets with practice and it's how you improve, you learn what works for whom. And Enthusiasm is a combination of pride in the work and the joy of pleasing your partner. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a true Head Mistress. I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Garfield, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. Let's assume you're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his dick. If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If he's nervous, it may still be bent up inside his pants. Grab hold and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below. Any movement is a good sign. Now pull it out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and his dick in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come very close to it. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him. Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if necessary. A wet dick looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one. Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there, this will produce a reaction in his dick. After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't start getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know when you're taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point. A little experience in dick-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been reached. On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue your long, wet lick over the top of his dick, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the head yet. Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around, making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That's one thing a good dick sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfortable, that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his dick. Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does, dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff. Close in on that head like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there and wait for the moans. I like to be taken deep but I am a little large for some, just take as much as you can handle down quickly into your mouth. Don't worry, if you choke, back off and change your angle. If you bend your neck in just the right way, you can take it clear into your throat. Stay there, with the dick down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your pussy. It grows on you. At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the dick and flick your tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But don't let him bully you. If he had his way, it'd be over in two minutes and what fun is that? Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide up and down on it as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way down to the bottom of his dick, you can cheat a little by using that right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It still looks as if you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking. That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the dick, you can suck it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so watch his reactions. I love it deep but if that is not comfortable back off a little. Take just the knob in your mouth; suck it as if it were a nipple or a straw. This feels so good to most men; it makes me hot just thinking about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the whole dick and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well. That’s the one that pushes me over the edge. Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel great the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if it gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto your next play. You don't want the dick to go to sleep. You want it constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm. This is just about where we are now. You've got a raging hard-on in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a look at it. Aren't you filled with pride in your skills? And you ought to be, you are an artist at playing the flesh flute. Move your right hand all the way to the base of the dick and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob, will be shining and smooth. Continue to take it into your mouth and suck and try out all your various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's going to blast off. What you do now is between you and your lover. Personally, I love if a woman can swallow. It's amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast. You might want to swallow it, some do, and lots of guys like to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it. Another solution and this is a nice one too, unless you're making love where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet dick. You'll want to run your hands through it, feeling that hard dick all the way up, smoothing the glistening cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you and for your man. Or you can let it guy geyser style, everywhere! Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more of you. Every man loves a lady who knows how to give good head. Too many treat head like it’s a big favor, which is another point I should make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it more as you grow older. Many older women are much better at giving head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I know women who can even have orgasms sucking dick. God bless them!! Final notes, this time for the men: 1. Don't push it. There's nothing more deadly to the vibe than pushing her head down there. 2. You just cleaned, clean again including the balls, the sack, perineum, that’s between the testicles and anus, the crease next to the thighs, the hole. Hell clean everything!! You can’t be too clean 3. Be a receptive audience. Think of how dull a game would be if the crowd just sat there. Same deal, give some encouragement, grunts, groans, Yeah baby’s, damn that’s good! Even a little dirty talk is nice. 4. If you have a suggestion, remember this is not the workplace, make is hot and a request not an order, [unless she’s into that]. 5. Just like at the firing range warn before firing, some women like a mouthful of genetic gumbo, but many do not. A gentleman gives her the option of swallowing, spitting or bailing out. If you abuse her trust there might not be a repeat performance!
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Why Drink His Milkshake?
4:33AM on May 05, 2008
By popular demand [and you pervs know who you are] I've Been asked to revisit Cum eating.
In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.
What's in Semen?
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:
Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins [this is where the cancer preventative properties originate!]
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen.
Is Eating Cum Healthy?
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.
Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.
And if fact Kim Kelly , a plump is a porn actress from Santa Monica, California. In December 2002 spent 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."
It may be hard for you to,[ ahem] swallow but Kelly "shot" for at least six square [or tube shaped] meals a day -- with occasional pig outs.
More than 800 men have helped Kelly with her diet; she's screened applicants thoroughly for STDs. Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.
Therefore, Kelly supplemented with banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this." The plump Kelly publicly lost weight using a mostly -semen diet. She lost 15 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen and banana smoothies. Using a technique called fellatio; Kelly extracted and swallowed about three to six teaspoons of semen per day from men who were required to provide health certificates.
Although the 30 day diet was viewed by some as a publicity stunt, some researchers believe that regular oral ingestion of semen from a healthy male in a monogamous relationship may be beneficial for a woman. Semen is low in calories and is rich in nutrients including prostaglandins (hormone-like substances), selenium, TGF beta, fructose, vitamin C, and zinc. It is from these elements that most health claims stem.
Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
Have You been Drinking Clorox?
For some the problem is taste-If you hate the taste of his/their cum, tell your boyfriend[s]/husband[s]/sex slave[s], etc. to eat pineapples, bananas, kiwis and strawberries for about 2 days before, and it should taste sweeter. Make sure your man drinks plenty of water. Uses a lot of non-sugar sweeteners such as Stevia, Splenda, or others. They are usually more concentrated than sugar, and will not be intercepted by insulin in your bloodstream. Avoid Saccharin, NutraSweet and other artificial products, as these may be bad for your health. Add seasonings like vanilla extract, cinnamon, and fruit extracts to foods and drinks whenever possible. Make Smoothies with fresh or frozen fruit, adding the sweeteners and flavorings mentioned above. Take supplements like chlorophyll and enteric-coated peppermint. Avoid fish, beer, milk, cigarettes, red meat, garlic, onions, asparagus, and cabbage are foods that have a profound effect on the qualities of cum. But while fish may make the taste even worse, some foods can improve the taste somewhat. Citrus, especially, is good for this. Drinking a lot of juice (pineapple seems to work best) should affect the taste enough to make it bearable. If nothing helps then another popular solution is to have him blast deeper in the throat area, at very least to the back of the tongue, which has no taste buds.
On the cancer fighting properties, here's something to consider, although some women attempt to maintain their prostaglandin levels indirectly using borage oil or evening primrose oil (i.e., the essential fatty acids in those supplements are converted to prostaglandins during digestion), swallowing semen is a woman's only method for receiving prostaglandins directly into her digestive system. (The term prostaglandin is derived from the term "prostate gland," the male sex gland where some of the semen is manufactured.) Although many women do not derive sufficient digestive system prostaglandin levels from food or semen substitutes such as borage oil, men generally produce an overabundance of prostaglandins and release them during sex.
Dutch and Australian researchers have found that regular, monogamous long-term oral ingestion of semen may reduce a woman's risk of developing a dangerous condition called pre-eclampsia during pregnancy, thus increasing the chances for a healthy, full-term delivery. A natural substance called TGF beta may be responsible for this effect. By contrast, women who receive from multiple partners may not obtain the benefit.
The selenium in semen may reduce the risk of cancer of the ovary. Swallowing semen during labor may facilitate delivery by helping to efface the cervix. Oral ingestion during labor is reportedly many times more effective than vaginal absorption.
Although further research is needed, swallowing semen may assist a woman's immune system, reduce the incidence of peptic ulcers (because of the beneficial effect on the digestive system lining), improve dental health, moderate some undesired menstrual cycle and pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) symptoms, and improve hair sheen and complexion.
So What?
As a young man growing up in the South I found most young women treated cum like Hydrochloric Acid. My cum was usually met with a mixture of panic and unalloyed distaste. Then after the military, where I saw in many pornographic productions women who seemed to be directed to treat cum as if it held the secret to unlocking all life's mysteries, the efforts of these women varied wildly in conviction, I was a student in a sexually charged campus atmosphere however this atmosphere was overcast by the pall of AIDS. So we lusted greatly and wore condoms everywhere and at all times, to class, the library, the beach, graduation, internship interviews, etc. So for a while cum handling and swallowing were moot as the "body bag" was the receptacle for my essence. However soon after I encountered a new kind of woman, rare though she may be, a woman who liked cum on her face and even swallowed, one was a bit of a cum gourmet and claimed to know what kind of health/diet habits a man had based on his trouser chowder. Though certain foods effect body chemistry, scientists disagree whether or not pineapple juice [good] or asparagus [bad] can truly alter the taste of semen, clearly more research is needed, any takers?
The facts are that eating and touching cum from a healthy person has no harmful health effects and even some health benefits, however you will probably be disappointed if that is your main reason. However if you are a woman who, try as you might, can't get past revulsion at the mere thought of being near let alone drinking cum, don't worry there are millions who feel as you do. I for one think none the less of you for that. For those who like cum to ingest, play with, etc. there are some health benefits, but the biggest benefit will be if it turns you and/or your partner on. And isn't that really the point?
I am hoping that some of you will also share your swallowing hints and tips. Each on teach one.
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