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RudeBlog  Blogs > 11bravo138's RudeBlog! I have discovered that there is a formula to good head: Posted on Thursday, October 5 2006 at 06:17 pm [Edit Post] P.E.T.E Passion, Enthusiasm, Technique, Energy: Passion- You can't give good head unless you like to, want to be good, have a burning desire to get your partner off hard! You have to love it! Be into, wild and free! Energy- Vigor, activity and motion all meet to generate heat. Technique-Is where attentiveness meets with practice and it's how you improve, you learn what works for whom. And Enthusiasm is a combination of pride in the work and the joy of pleasing your partner. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a true Head Mistress. I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Garfield, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. Let's assume you're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his dick. If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If he's nervous, it may still be bent up inside his pants. Grab hold and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below. Any movement is a good sign. Now pull it out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and his dick in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come very close to it. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him. Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if necessary. A wet dick looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one. Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there, this will produce a reaction in his dick. After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't start getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know when you're taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point. A little experience in dick-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been reached. On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue your long, wet lick over the top of his dick, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the head yet. Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around, making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That's one thing a good dick sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfortable, that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his dick. Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does, dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff. Close in on that head like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there and wait for the moans. I like to be taken deep but I am a little large for some, just take as much as you can handle down quickly into your mouth. Don't worry, if you choke, back off and change your angle. If you bend your neck in just the right way, you can take it clear into your throat. Stay there, with the dick down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your pussy. It grows on you. At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the dick and flick your tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But don't let him bully you. If he had his way, it'd be over in two minutes and what fun is that? Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide up and down on it as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way down to the bottom of his dick, you can cheat a little by using that right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It still looks as if you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking. That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the dick, you can suck it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so watch his reactions. I love it deep but if that is not comfortable back off a little. Take just the knob in your mouth; suck it as if it were a nipple or a straw. This feels so good to most men; it makes me hot just thinking about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the whole dick and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well. That’s the one that pushes me over the edge. Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel great the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if it gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto your next play. You don't want the dick to go to sleep. You want it constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm. This is just about where we are now. You've got a raging hard-on in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a look at it. Aren't you filled with pride in your skills? And you ought to be, you are an artist at playing the flesh flute. Move your right hand all the way to the base of the dick and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob, will be shining and smooth. Continue to take it into your mouth and suck and try out all your various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's going to blast off. What you do now is between you and your lover. Personally, I love if a woman can swallow. It's amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast. You might want to swallow it, some do, and lots of guys like to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it. Another solution and this is a nice one too, unless you're making love where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet dick. You'll want to run your hands through it, feeling that hard dick all the way up, smoothing the glistening cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you and for your man. Or you can let it guy geyser style, everywhere! Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more of you. Every man loves a lady who knows how to give good head. Too many treat head like it’s a big favor, which is another point I should make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it more as you grow older. Many older women are much better at giving head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I know women who can even have orgasms sucking dick. God bless them!! Final notes, this time for the men: 1. Don't push it. There's nothing more deadly to the vibe than pushing her head down there. 2. You just cleaned, clean again including the balls, the sack, perineum, that’s between the testicles and anus, the crease next to the thighs, the hole. Hell clean everything!! You can’t be too clean 3. Be a receptive audience. Think of how dull a game would be if the crowd just sat there. Same deal, give some encouragement, grunts, groans, Yeah baby’s, damn that’s good! Even a little dirty talk is nice. 4. If you have a suggestion, remember this is not the workplace, make is hot and a request not an order, [unless she’s into that]. 5. Just like at the firing range warn before firing, some women like a mouthful of genetic gumbo, but many do not. A gentleman gives her the option of swallowing, spitting or bailing out. If you abuse her trust there might not be a repeat performance!


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Fire When Ready: The Art of the Facial
10:29AM on December 14, 2010

From Wikipedia: There are a variety of views ranging from facials being an act of degradation and elicit humiliation to being grounded in mutual respect and elicit pleasure.<12> Sex therapist Ruth Westheimer believes facials are humiliating and not sexy. She advices the average person contemplating oral sex to not think that a facial is a necessary part of the act. In response to an inquiry from a reader, sex columnist Dan Savage wrote: "Facials are degradingand that's why they're so hot."

Nina Anthony views the practice of facials in a non-threatening light, feeling that it adds variety to the sexual experience. In one of her weekly articles she wrote "But let's give credit where credit is due: The money shot, by itself, is great for a number of reasons. Blowing it on someone's face is like a change-up pitch - if you've been throwing the heat for a while, maybe you should consider hooking the curve ball." She continues with "Also, being on the receiving end of the shot can satisfy the secret porn star in everyone and it's minor kink for beginners"

Being a good marksman or woman takes practice, patience, and knowledge. The amount of effort put into training your skills directly affects accuracy. Consider 'trigger' pull. When pulling be sure to pull straight back towards the mouth. Keep your firing hand and support hand loose and relaxed. You want to squeeze slowly, and release the payload when over the intended target.

5 Important Tips:
1. Zero the weapon, this requires practice. Test fire to get a sense of the field of 'fire.'

2. Once you have your weapon in a comfortable position, tilt your head to get proper alignment, aperture and sight picture.

3. Agree ahead of time as to what the 'Free fire' and 'No fire zones'

4. Work out who will be directing 'fire' I know that the power play part of makes it hard to let her have control, but if she's new to facial play it may put her more at ease.

5. Unless the woman has said, heck written down that cum in her hair, eye or up her nose is fine with her it's likely that her mouth, lips, chin and cheeks are preferred targets of opportunity. So she needs to position her nose above the 'muzzle' tilt her head only slightly back and move towards the 'muzzle' if she moves back or tilts her head down, her eyes, nose and hair all are exposed to 'friendly fire.'

So practice and fire when ready.

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The Cum Connoisseur Diet: How to Make Your
2:26PM on May 20, 2009

One thing about swallowing, most men LOVE it when their partner swallows their cum, I sure do! For many women taste is the real issue when it comes to swallowing, many women simply don’t like the taste of their partners cum. The taste is affected by what a man eats, as are all secretions from the body. You and your partner can experiment with omitting various foods from your diet to see if they make a difference to the taste of the semen. Diet has A major influence on sperm taste as it’s a secretion from the body like any other. Just as sweat can smells more strongly after a meal of curried goat, semen also reflects food and spices in its taste. We vegetarians have a reputation for having better tasting cum than meat eating males. This is not only due to the extra fruits and 'healthy' foods that vegetarians eat, but also what we don't eat.

What's in Cum?- Semen is made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including: citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, zinc, protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients. The PH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes slightly acidic. Let's take a look at the actual ingredients of semen. A man’s ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm. The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its journey.There are several foods that are reputed to sweeten the taste of semen; they include parsley, papaya, pineapple juice, and bananas. Red meat has the reputation of making the semen taste more acidic. Last but not least are coffee and alcohol, both of which are reputed to cause a bitter taste in the semen.

Here are foods to avoid that can cause "bad" tasting semen including bitterness, saltiness, etc, can be caused by different things:

#1 Alcoholic Beverages- Especially very fermented drinks, [Scotch, Tequila, Bourbon, etc.]
#2 Coffee - too much coffee can make your semen taste bitter
#3 Garlic, onions - both have a high sulfur content which can make your semen taste bitter
#4 Asparagus, Cabbage, broccoli, broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts - high sulfur content
#5 Smoking - cigarettes contain tons of toxins
#6 Avoid excessive red meat - tends to make your semen taste salty
#7 Avoid excessive dairy - Particularly soft cheeses like Brie tend to make semen taste salty.

This is not a magic formula to make your semen taste like Godiva, but eating them regularly can improve the taste of ejaculate. Many people have reported positive results from the following:
#1 Drink lots of water it flush toxins from your body, drink at least 1Liter a day
#2 Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangoes, apples, bananas, blueberries, cranberries, plums,grapes nectarines, oranges, lemons, limes, parsley, coriander, spearmint, peppermint, grapefruit and green tea, are thought to make semen taste sweet; also honey or cantaloupe and kiwis are all good choices. These foods are high in natural sugars [fructose or chlorophyll] and can sweeten taste.
#3 Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content
#4 Colorful vegetables - carrots, squash, etc are generally good for improving semen taste, but avoid high-sulfur vegetables, the [broccoli family and the funky ones.]
#5 Cardamon and Cinnamon sweeten the taste of semen.
#6 It seems that natural foods with a lot of sugar are good, such as fruits like melons and pineapple juice. Some red meat and fish proteins are believed to cause a bitter taste in semen, which could be why vegetarian men often reportedly have better tasting semen. Just remember that everything you put in your body has potential to alter the taste of your semen.
#7 Try and natural or organic foods as much as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and can make the taste better. Another thing to please remember is that once your man has cum and you’ve either swallowed or not, don’t let go of his cock and think you’re done, keep sucking or licking lightly at the tip as it’s usually really sensitive after cumming. You can make a man's knees really weak if you do this right!

 

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet ass time:
8:28PM on May 25, 2008


Things to do to keep from getting bored at Walmart!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.



2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.



3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.



4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and see what happens.



5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.



6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.



7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.



8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'



9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.



10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.



11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.



12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.



13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!



14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And; last, but not least!)



15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
 







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FUNNY AS HELL JUST WHAT I NEEDED TODAY WITH ALL THIS DAMN SNOW HERE IN NYC!!!!!!

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Omg that's some funny shit! Thanks for making me laugh!
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Circus Oral Sex the Magic of
5:47PM on May 13, 2008

Sword swallowers who can swallow a non-retractable solid steel blade at least two centimetres wide and 38 centimetres long are recognised by the SSAI (Sword Swallowers' Association International). While that is impressive, I doubt that it feels very good. In a study of Sword Swallowers' Forty-six SSAI members took part in the study, 19 had experienced sore throats whilst learning, many had suffered lower chest pain following some performances, and six had suffered perforation of the pharynx and oesophagus, one other was told a sword had 'brushed' the heart. While I have received some truly AMAZING head only 1 woman has actually taken me into her throat and gone nose to stomach. It felt great but the shock of the sight of what she'd done was difficult to categorize. It was like watching some of the things Chris Angel does on "MINDFREAK" it is a sight I won't soon forget.

Now to the mechanics of the act: the esophagus, is tubelike muscular structure that is about 10 inches long. The esophagus is located between the throat and the stomach. The " gate" A flexible flap called the epiglottis closes over the Trachea (windpipe) - A thin-walled, cartilaginous tube descending from the larynx to the bronchi and carrying air to the lungs, also known as the windpipe and it is by controlling the gag reflex aka Pharyngeal gag reflex. It may be difficult for some people to learn, however, due to the requirement of suppressing the natural gag reflex.Those seeking to train the gag reflex should proceed cautiously.

Since an average erect penis is longer than an average mouth depth, deep throating requires suppressing the gag reflex in order to partially swallow the end of the penis. In order to perform this form of fellatio, the sexual partner performing deep throat controls all the muscles at the back of the throat and flattens the tongue, while gradually inserting the erect penis completely.

In a variation of the technique, the fellator lies face up on a bed, with his or her head hanging over the edge. For some fellators, this ensures that the throat and mouth line up, aiding penetration, and can also give the fellatee additional control over the act, which may be desirable if the couple is experimenting with domination and submission play.

Because mouth and throat structure (as well as penis shape) vary from person to person, different persons will prefer different techniques and positions, and some experimentation may be necessary.

Deep throating may facilitate swallowing of the semen, as the semen may bypass most of the tongue and tastebuds, depending on the depth of penetration at the time of release. If the penis is held completely inside the mouth and throat as the man ejaculates, the cum may be released into the oesophagus without the throater having to swallow. The most impressive thing about deep throating is the work involved to learn how to do it is far from easy and not comfortable, but when it happens it is truly sex magic.

Right here on Rude we have some truly gifted practioners Mz.. Deepthroat:  http://www.rude.com/MzDeepthroat is a "Head Professor" a certified "Blowfessional" also- Black Essence http://www.rude.com/BlkEssence, Shay Wilson, Ms. Thicctadef, http://www.rude.com/MsThicctadef, Number1 Girl 313  http://www.rude.com/number1girl313,  http://www.rude.com/SinfulDesires2/rateme,  Anna Miler http://www.rude.com/AnnaMiller#, Deep ThroatAngel http://www.rude.com/DeepthroatAngel, just to name a few all are magicians and if I go on more I'll get too excited to type.

 

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Enrap...
May 15, 2008 (Report It)

Well, I'm sure that I will need to "practice, practice, practice" because PRACTICE DOES MAKE PERFECT, you know, and for that, I will need to use an actual "dummy" dick. However, just like medical students eventually move from working with cadavers to working with real human patients, I will need the REAL THING and I already had YOU IN MIND! (smile and wink)

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Let me know if you ever need a "dummy" to practice on.

Enrap...
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I want to learn how to deepthroat. Love how you segway into your topic with information on sword swallowing! Shit, after reading those facts, deepthroating dick don't seem too hard or too bad! LOL
  
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I Promise it's Not Pee The G-Spot and Squirting
6:35AM on May 11, 2008

In my endless crusade to serve the RUDE.com community, I have revisited and rewritten one of my classics. I hope those who have experiences to share will add to the knowledge base.

The Moon has been visited numerous times. Everest is climbed with regularity, the depth of the ocean plumbed and measured, and it seems it will be only a matter of time before somebody takes a picture of God with their camera phone. Unlike men, women can orgasm several different ways, via clitoral, vaginal, or G-Spot stimulation. Your partner may already climax fairly easily with clitoral stimulation or during intercourse. However, there is an area for stimulation inside her vagina called the G-Spot that you may not have found. Most people don't know about it. The G-Spot is a bean shaped mass of nerve tissue located about halfway between the back of the pubic bone and the top of the cervix. The G-Spot is the focal point of the female sexual arousal. The size and location of the G-Spot will vary from woman to woman, but it's usually about the size of a quarter, and lies two to three inches inside the vagina directly behind the pubic bone. You may be able to help her have added pleasure, experience new sensations, and perhaps have a new type of climax.

In Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot, Deborah Sundahl presents an open, positive and down-to-earth discussion that will help women reconnect with their G-Spot and discover their natural ability to ejaculate. Her approach respects women’s doubts and fears, while inviting those who are ready to jump right in. Deborah encourages both men and women to understand and connect with this powerful and natural female erotic organ, and its flowing fountain of energy and desire. The Grafenberg area, or G-spot as it is called, is one of many discoveries stemming from the new flood of research. This discovery can enhance sexual stimulation for women and deepen many facets of pleasure for both sexes, a worthy hedonistic goal.

The Grafenberg area is a valuable possibility for explorations into sexual fulfillment, although it must be stressed that there is no stigma attached to being unable to find a G-spot. Feelings of inadequacy could arise from placing too much pressure on any sexual goal, and this defeats the purpose by curtailing the pleasure experienced. However, if it is not sought as the be-all-end-all of female erogeneity, it can be and is a very enjoyable facet of sexuality. All women can squirt just as all women can orgasm, however it is much easier for some than others. As Margaret Curtis reports in an article in the January 1989 issue of Mademoiselle, many current researchers insist that the G-spot does exist, and that it opens up a new dimension of sexual pleasure when found and stimulated. But how does one locate a small area of erectile tissue within the vaginal tract? In its unstimulated state the G-spot is generally small, roughly bean-sized, and flaccidly soft. To locate it, you must seek during an excited state, because during arousal the G-spot fills with blood and swells greatly in size. According to Ladas and her colleagues, the Grafenberg spot lies "directly behind the pubic bone within the front wall of the vagina. The “G-Spot” is usually located about halfway between the back of the pubic bone and the front of the cervix, along the course of the urethra... and near the neck of the bladder." An additional difficulty in locating this organ is that among certain women it may be dormant, and it may require much direct stimulation to arouse any response. According to my sources and personal experience, it is easiest to find if the woman is laying on her stomach, with probing fingers exerting pressure downward against the anterior vaginal wall (the side directly behind and closest to the navel) generally between two and three inches within the vaginal tract. For a woman seeking this organ on her own for masturbatory purposes, it might be most easily found if she assumes a squatting position. The prevailing theory as to why women have a tactile receptor in such an inconspicuous place is that, having been evolved from quadrupeds, our sexual organs are positioned for maximal stimulation from the a posteriori sexual position, in which the man enters the woman from behind. With Western sexual practices emphasizing the male-superior (missionary) position almost to the exclusion of all others, it is little wonder that the Grafenberg area has been overlooked for so long. Grafenberg's findings were that:

...an erotic zone could always be demonstrated on the anterior wall

of the vagina along the course of the urethra, [which] seems to

be surrounded by erectile tissue like the corpora cavernosa [of the

penis].... In the course of sexual stimulation, the female urethra

begins to enlarge and can be easily felt. It swells out greatly at

the end of orgasm. The most stimulating part is located at the

posterior urethra, where it arises from the neck of the bladder

Ever a valuable information resource, the Internet provided many interesting first-person supporting accounts. Among them is this account from:med!shelby!apple!julius.cs.uiuc.edu!wu-archive!cs.utexas.edu!utgpu!news-serv, located at the G-Spot FAQ in article"9011020140.AA14720@cwns16.INS.CWRU.Edu":

ad094@cleveland.Freenet.Edu: ">Can any females out there confirm the existence of the G-spot? >Yes. >Where is it? >Depends on the woman. Inside, toward the front. The part that feels like the roof of the mouth. >How do you like it stimulated? >Gently. >What does it feel like? >Uh, good. :-)"

I conducted a recent interview:

Q-Please tell me about your experience.

A: I have only been made to squirt once

A: but I stay super wet all the time

Q: Tell me about what was happening when you squirted?

A: well a very good friend of mine was in the process of going down on me and he has a habit of fingering my pussy and my ass when he does that

A: he was getting kind of rough with me when it happened

A: but I like it kind of rough anyway

A: I also think the fact that someone else was kissing me and sucking on my nipples had something to do with it

Q: Were you being fingered?

A: yes

A: it’s like because I was being stimulated in so many different ways

Q: Were they using a come here motion?

A: I have also heard that
A: I can’t tell if it was that because he was fingering my pussy and my ass
Q: That sounds intense may I quote you? I won't use names?

A: You may

Q: Thanks.

A: no problem.

Q: Was it a single squirt, or multiples?

A :multiples

A: wet the bed down to the mattress

A: that was big fun!

Q: Was it more intense than other orgasms?

A: yes it was

A: I was completely exhausted!

A: I’m usually ready to keep going

Q: Have you ever tried to replicate the experience?

A: it wasn’t the same but I tried

A: it’s never gotten quite to that level again

Q: Did you have any trouble finding your G-Spot?

A: No

A: I started masturbating at an early age

Q: Some say it feels like a little sponge or loofah, what was yours like?

A: Spongy

Q: Did it ever start to feel like it was filling or swelling?

A: That I didn’t notice

Q: Okay.

Q: Any other questions?? [She asked me]

Q: Right before you squirted what was the sensation?

A: it was as if my whole body was tense and there was nothing else to do but release

Q: Cool!

A: and I could not have stopped it if I tried

A: Too much stimulation

Q: How did your partner react?

A: Which one??

Q: Give me both of their reactions.

A: he looked as if he had just conquered the world

A: I need to add that he is a man that a woman can tell he loves to eat pussy.

A: He feeds off the woman’ reactions

A: She was kind of looking awestruck like what just happened

Q: Probably the 1st time she'd seen that.

A: Yes.

A: She told me afterwards that she thought that I had pissed in his face

Q: But you could tell the difference right away?

A: Yes

A: but it startled me too because I couldn’t stop it.

Q: Let me know if you have any other drenchings.

A: I sure will keep you up to speed

Q: You have really helped me, in about 1/2 hour I should have a great blog

A: Not a problem

A: Glad to help

Q: Well we make a good team.

A: indeed we do

Q: I'll have to keep that in mind.

A: Again my pleasure

Q: And trust me I have found this informative and stimulating.

Q: Cool...anymore questions let me know? [she asked]

Q: Did he mention anything about taste?

A: mmmhmmm

A: No.

A: Let me ask though

A: I'm chatting with him right now

A: Hang on sweetie

A: Ok...the answer that I got was...being that I am normally so wet anyway...it didn’t taste different that just my normal

A: it was just a whole lot of it.

Me-Great! Thanks again for all the help.

I personally have located small regions of erectile tissue matching the description of the G-spot in all the sexual partners I've sought it in, although the response patterns varied. The sensations described to me were generally very pleasant, although one notable exception occurred, in which my partner actually reported discomfort during stimulation of the area. However, this region does exist, and thanks to modern research the knowledge of it has been brought to public light.

Another interesting discovery associated with G-spot research is the incidence of female ejaculation. In "Female Urethral Expulsions Evoked by Local Digital Stimulation of the G-Spot: Differences in the Response patterns," an article in the Journal of Sex Research by Milan Zaviacic and his colleagues at Comenius University in Bratislava, this phenomena was studied in some depth. The study was conducted with twenty-seven women; a G-spot was found in all, and ten of them experienced episodes of feminine ejaculation. The accepted theory is that the G-spot is analogous to the prostate and associated glands, as it seems to produce a fluid chemically similar to male seminal fluid. This phenomenon is one that many women mistake for urinary incontinence, although the fluid released is actually quite different from urine. This is not an uncommon occurrence, as is shown in "Female Ejaculation: Perceived Origins, the Grafenberg Spot/Area, and Sexual Responsiveness," an article in the Archives of Sexual Behavior. According to the introduction, forty percent of the participants in an anonymous mail survey of 2350 women (with a fifty-five percent response rate) reported experiences of ejaculation (Darling, Davidson, Conway-Welch 29).

A few tips:
Be patient and persistent if this is important to you remember you are not doing a woodshop project for Father’s Day but instead opening a permanent pleasure portal, so if this is solo or a team effort-

Relax, don’t stress out it’s not like your trying to defuse a bomb, it’s supposed to be fun, if it doesn’t happen you still had fun trying and try again later.

Be gentle unless you have been told to get medieval on the pussy.

LUBE, LUBE and More LUBE unless you are dealing with a Niagara type.

Celebrate if you get there you have joined the order or the Orgasmic Ocean.

Suggested Reading:

Bullough, Vern L. Science in the Bedroom: A History of Sex Research. New York: Basic Books, 1994.

Curtis, Margaret. "Paradise Found? Hot Flash on the G-Spot." Mademoiselle. Jan. 1989: 64

Hite, Shere. The Hite Report: A Nationwide Study of Female Sexuality . New York: Macmillan, 1976.

Reinisch, June M. The Kinsey Institute New Report on Sex. New York: St. Martin's Press, 1990.

Another Interesting Websites

The Kinsey Institute's Website

The G Zone

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WAYS TO SAVE YOUR JOB
6:06AM on May 11, 2008

TEN things to say when caught sleeping @ your desk!

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say,

"...in Jesus name, Amen
 

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Why Drink His Milkshake?
4:33AM on May 05, 2008

By popular demand [and you pervs know who you are] I've Been asked to revisit Cum eating. In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet. What's in Semen? Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients: Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins [this is where the cancer preventative properties originate!] Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen. Is Eating Cum Healthy? Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement. And if fact Kim Kelly , a plump is a porn actress from Santa Monica, California. In December 2002 spent 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice." It may be hard for you to,[ ahem] swallow but Kelly "shot" for at least six square [or tube shaped] meals a day -- with occasional pig outs. More than 800 men have helped Kelly with her diet; she's screened applicants thoroughly for STDs. Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance. Therefore, Kelly supplemented with banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this." The plump Kelly publicly lost weight using a mostly -semen diet. She lost 15 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen and banana smoothies. Using a technique called fellatio; Kelly extracted and swallowed about three to six teaspoons of semen per day from men who were required to provide health certificates. Although the 30 day diet was viewed by some as a publicity stunt, some researchers believe that regular oral ingestion of semen from a healthy male in a monogamous relationship may be beneficial for a woman. Semen is low in calories and is rich in nutrients including prostaglandins (hormone-like substances), selenium, TGF beta, fructose, vitamin C, and zinc. It is from these elements that most health claims stem. Will Semen Make Me Fat? Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible. Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. Have You been Drinking Clorox? For some the problem is taste-If you hate the taste of his/their cum, tell your boyfriend[s]/husband[s]/sex slave[s], etc. to eat pineapples, bananas, kiwis and strawberries for about 2 days before, and it should taste sweeter. Make sure your man drinks plenty of water. Uses a lot of non-sugar sweeteners such as Stevia, Splenda, or others. They are usually more concentrated than sugar, and will not be intercepted by insulin in your bloodstream. Avoid Saccharin, NutraSweet and other artificial products, as these may be bad for your health. Add seasonings like vanilla extract, cinnamon, and fruit extracts to foods and drinks whenever possible. Make Smoothies with fresh or frozen fruit, adding the sweeteners and flavorings mentioned above. Take supplements like chlorophyll and enteric-coated peppermint. Avoid fish, beer, milk, cigarettes, red meat, garlic, onions, asparagus, and cabbage are foods that have a profound effect on the qualities of cum. But while fish may make the taste even worse, some foods can improve the taste somewhat. Citrus, especially, is good for this. Drinking a lot of juice (pineapple seems to work best) should affect the taste enough to make it bearable. If nothing helps then another popular solution is to have him blast deeper in the throat area, at very least to the back of the tongue, which has no taste buds. On the cancer fighting properties, here's something to consider, although some women attempt to maintain their prostaglandin levels indirectly using borage oil or evening primrose oil (i.e., the essential fatty acids in those supplements are converted to prostaglandins during digestion), swallowing semen is a woman's only method for receiving prostaglandins directly into her digestive system. (The term prostaglandin is derived from the term "prostate gland," the male sex gland where some of the semen is manufactured.) Although many women do not derive sufficient digestive system prostaglandin levels from food or semen substitutes such as borage oil, men generally produce an overabundance of prostaglandins and release them during sex. Dutch and Australian researchers have found that regular, monogamous long-term oral ingestion of semen may reduce a woman's risk of developing a dangerous condition called pre-eclampsia during pregnancy, thus increasing the chances for a healthy, full-term delivery. A natural substance called TGF beta may be responsible for this effect. By contrast, women who receive from multiple partners may not obtain the benefit. The selenium in semen may reduce the risk of cancer of the ovary. Swallowing semen during labor may facilitate delivery by helping to efface the cervix. Oral ingestion during labor is reportedly many times more effective than vaginal absorption. Although further research is needed, swallowing semen may assist a woman's immune system, reduce the incidence of peptic ulcers (because of the beneficial effect on the digestive system lining), improve dental health, moderate some undesired menstrual cycle and pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) symptoms, and improve hair sheen and complexion. So What? As a young man growing up in the South I found most young women treated cum like Hydrochloric Acid. My cum was usually met with a mixture of panic and unalloyed distaste. Then after the military, where I saw in many pornographic productions women who seemed to be directed to treat cum as if it held the secret to unlocking all life's mysteries, the efforts of these women varied wildly in conviction, I was a student in a sexually charged campus atmosphere however this atmosphere was overcast by the pall of AIDS. So we lusted greatly and wore condoms everywhere and at all times, to class, the library, the beach, graduation, internship interviews, etc. So for a while cum handling and swallowing were moot as the "body bag" was the receptacle for my essence. However soon after I encountered a new kind of woman, rare though she may be, a woman who liked cum on her face and even swallowed, one was a bit of a cum gourmet and claimed to know what kind of health/diet habits a man had based on his trouser chowder. Though certain foods effect body chemistry, scientists disagree whether or not pineapple juice [good] or asparagus [bad] can truly alter the taste of semen, clearly more research is needed, any takers? The facts are that eating and touching cum from a healthy person has no harmful health effects and even some health benefits, however you will probably be disappointed if that is your main reason. However if you are a woman who, try as you might, can't get past revulsion at the mere thought of being near let alone drinking cum, don't worry there are millions who feel as you do. I for one think none the less of you for that. For those who like cum to ingest, play with, etc. there are some health benefits, but the biggest benefit will be if it turns you and/or your partner on. And isn't that really the point? I am hoping that some of you will also share your swallowing hints and tips. Each on teach one.

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Improving Your Brain
4:21AM on May 03, 2008

I have discovered that there is a formula to good head:

P.E.T.E Passion, Enthusiasm, Technique, Energy:
Passion- You can't give good head unless you like to, want to be good, have a burning desire to get your partner off hard! You have to love it! Be into, wild and free!
Energy- Vigor, activity and motion all meet to generate heat.
Technique-Is where attentiveness meets with practice and it's how you improve, you learn what works for whom. And
Enthusiasm is a combination of pride in the work and the joy of pleasing your partner. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a true Head Mistress. I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Garfield, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. Let's assume you're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. [which foor a dude is any damn time!]  Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his dick. If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If he's nervous, it may still be bent up inside his pants. Grab hold and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below. Any movement is a good sign. Now pull it out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and his dick in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come very close to it. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him. Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if necessary. A wet dick looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one. Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there, this will produce a reaction in his dick. After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't start getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know when you're taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point. A little experience in dick-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been reached. On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue your long, wet lick over the top of his dick, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the head yet. Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around, making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That's one thing a good dick sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfortable, that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his dick. Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does, dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the staff. Close in on that head like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there and wait for the moans. I like to be taken deep but I am a little large for some, just take as much as you can handle down quickly into your mouth. Don't worry, if you choke, back off and change your angle. If you bend your neck in just the right way, you can take it clear into your throat. Stay there, with the dick down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel it inside of you. I have been told it can feel almost as good having him in your pussy. I guess it grows on you. At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the dick and flick your tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But don't let him bully you. If he had his way, it'd be over in two minutes and what fun is that? Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide up and down on it as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way down to the bottom of his dick, you can cheat a little by using that right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It still looks as if you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking. That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the dick, you can suck it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so watch his reactions. I love it deep but if that is not comfortable back off a little. Take just the knob in your mouth; suck it as if it were a nipple or a straw. This feels so good to most men; it makes me hot just thinking about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the whole dick and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well. That’s the one that pushes me over the edge. Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel great the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if it gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto your next play. You don't want the dick to go to sleep. You want it constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm. This is just about where we are now. You've got a raging hard-on in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a look at it. Aren't you filled with pride in your skills? And you ought to be, you are an artist at playing the flesh flute. Move your right hand all the way to the base of the dick and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob, will be shining and smooth. Continue to take it into your mouth and suck and try out all your various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's going to blast off. What you do now is between you and your lover. Personally, I love if a woman can swallow. It's amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast. You might want to swallow it, some do, and I like lots of guys like to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it. Another solution and this is a nice one too, unless you're making love where you can't make a mess, is to let the man milk gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet dick. You'll want to run your hands through it, feeling that hard dick all the way up, smoothing the glistening cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you and for your man. Or you can let it go geyser style, everywhere! Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, he will want to see a lot more of you. Every man loves a lady who knows how to give good head. Too many treat head like it’s a big favor, which is another point I should make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it more as you grow older. Many older women are much better at giving head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I know women who can even have orgasms sucking dick. God bless them!! Final notes, this time for the men:
1. Don't push it. There's nothing more deadly to the vibe than pushing her head down there.
2. You just cleaned, clean again including the balls, the sack, perineum, that’s between the testicles and anus, the crease next to the thighs, the hole. Hell clean everything!! You can’t be too clean
3. Be a receptive audience. Think of how dull a game would be if the crowd just sat there. Same deal, give some encouragement, grunts, groans, Yeah baby’s, damn that’s good! Even a little dirty talk is nice.
4. If you have a suggestion, remember this is not the gig, make it hot and a request not an order, [unless she’s into that].
5. Just like at the firing range warn before firing, some women like a mouthful of genetic gumbo, but many do not. A gentleman gives her the option of swallowing, spitting or bailing out. If you abuse her trust there might not be a repeat performance!...

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MizDo...
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THIS IS DICK SUCKING 101 AT ITS BEST BABY!!! NOW GIVE A COURSE ON HOW TO RELAX THOSE THROAT MUSCLES...
  
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